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		<title>Cheney can have a cup of STFU</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[CNN has this headline today: Cheney slams Obama
 Cheney made his remarks during a speech at the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative think tank.
He said the use of controversial &#8220;enhanced interrogation techniques&#8221; was a success that saved thousands of lives. &#8220;
First, the old geezer isn&#8217;t running for re-election. So, it isn&#8217;t clear why he&#8217;s still [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CNN has this headline today: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/05/21/cheney.speech/index.html target=" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.cnn.com');">Cheney slams Obama</a></p>
<blockquote><p> Cheney made his remarks during a speech at the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative think tank.</p>
<p>He said the use of controversial &#8220;enhanced interrogation techniques&#8221; was a success that saved thousands of lives. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>First, the old geezer isn&#8217;t running for re-election. So, it isn&#8217;t clear why he&#8217;s still pressing the scare tactics. He must actually believe in what he&#8217;s saying. But that doesn&#8217;t mean he&#8217;s right. </p>
<blockquote><p> At the same time, Cheney argued that Obama&#8217;s decision to release Bush-era interrogation memos was a reckless and unfair distraction in the fight against terrorists.</p>
<p>He noted that Obama&#8217;s CIA director, Leon Panetta, opposed the release of the documents. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>Second, where&#8217;s the evidence that Bushco saved &#8220;thousands of lives&#8221; with these techniques? Oh, but wait. He doesn&#8217;t want to cough up the evidence. </p>
<p>He just wants to pop off some unsupported bullshit.</p>
<p>Imagine that. Business as usual.</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<title>Kid takes airbag to crotch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Ballsy Kid Agrees to Airbag Explosion Under Nuts





This video accomplished two positive things: 1) It made me laugh and 2) it ensured this kid will not be reproducing ever.



That airbag is moving. Fast. Look, it&#8217;s one thing to be a jackass, and another thing to put your nuts on the line. I suspect this kid [...]]]></description>
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<td><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><strong>Ballsy Kid Agrees to Airbag Explosion Under Nuts</strong></span></td>
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<td><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 9px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">This video accomplished two positive things: 1) It made me laugh and 2) it ensured this kid will not be reproducing ever.</span></td>
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<p>That airbag is <em>moving</em>. Fast. Look, it&#8217;s one thing to be a jackass, and another thing to put your nuts on the line. I suspect this kid had prior brain damage.</p>
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		<title>Back in black</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, I&#8217;d like to say that Bro Taguchi still has a bigass head.
Griff thinks she&#8217;s too cool for the USA and is leaving. She must be a conservative.
Grown Pumpkin needs to get his battle rifle back out, because I see gobs of Halo 3, again, in our future.
And I&#8217;m about to start bitching [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all, I&#8217;d like to say that Bro Taguchi still has a bigass head.</p>
<p>Griff thinks she&#8217;s too cool for the USA and is leaving. She must be a conservative.</p>
<p>Grown Pumpkin needs to get his battle rifle back out, because I see gobs of Halo 3, again, in our future.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m about to start bitching about all sorts of shit. Again.</p>
<p>The Soupy Trumpet is back for a third incarnation. Could get ugly.</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cool shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBa5bQfTGc

I&#8217;d like to invest in this machine. $$$$
-MC Spanky McGee
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cool shit:</p>
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<p>I&#8217;d like to invest in this machine. $$$$</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CNN reports that a snake-handling preacher has been arrested:
The pastor of a Kentucky church that handles snakes in religious rites was among 10 people arrested by wildlife officers in a crackdown on the venomous snake trade.
More than 100 snakes, many of them deadly, were confiscated in the undercover sting after Thursday&#8217;s arrests, said Col. Bob [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CNN reports that a snake-handling preacher has been arrested:</p>
<blockquote><p>The pastor of a Kentucky church that handles snakes in religious rites was among 10 people arrested by wildlife officers in a crackdown on the venomous snake trade.</p>
<p>More than 100 snakes, many of them deadly, were confiscated in the undercover sting after Thursday&#8217;s arrests, said Col. Bob Milligan, director of law enforcement for Kentucky Fish and Wildlife.</p>
<p>Most were taken from the Middlesboro home of Gregory James Coots, including 42 copperheads, 11 timber rattlesnakes, three cottonmouth water moccasins, a western diamondback rattlesnake, two cobras and a puff adder.</p>
<p><strong>Handling snakes is practiced in a handful of fundamentalist churches across Appalachia, based on the interpretation of Bible verses saying true believers can take up serpents without being harmed.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I feel a strong urge to recommend that all Christian nutjobs should go pick up some puff adders, but I will resist that urge.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s think a little bit here. Aren&#8217;t there other ways to tell whether someone really believes in Baby Jesus?</p>
<p>Surely there are. I doubt the snake handling is the only litmus test.</p>
<p>And what is it with Christians and snakes anyway? <em>That&#8217;s just so Ozzy of them</em>.</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<title>Huckabee in a prom dress?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huckabee: Demonizing Obama is a ‘fatal mistake’
Huckabee suggested questions about whether he might join McCain on the ticket were premature. &#8220;You can&#8217;t accept an invitation to the prom until the football captain asks you. So I&#8217;m not going to go out and buy the outfit just yet,&#8221; said Huckabee, according to AFP. &#8220;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/06/18/huckabee-demonizing-obama-is-a-%e2%80%98fatal-mistake%e2%80%99/" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com');">Huckabee: Demonizing Obama is a ‘fatal mistake’</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Huckabee suggested questions about whether he might join McCain on the ticket were premature. &#8220;You can&#8217;t accept an invitation to the prom until the football captain asks you. So I&#8217;m not going to go out and buy the outfit just yet,&#8221; said Huckabee, according to AFP. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>Weird. Just weird. With all of our connotations about prom and the football captain, I&#8217;ll tell you what this sounds like to me. McCain is the football captain and Huckabee is the little sophomore girl in a dress.</p>
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<p>What happens at the post-prom party?</p>
<p>BOO.</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<title>New Metallica album named “Death Magnetic”</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Metallica names new album
What? Have they gone indie-rock? What kind of title is that?
The only good news that I gleaned from the article is this:
&#8220;Death Magnetic&#8221; (Warner Bros.) was produced by Rick Rubin &#8220;
If anyone can save Metallica from themselves, it&#8217;s Rick Rubin. You sure as shit know that Bob Rock can&#8217;t do it, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/music_nm/metallica_dc_1" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/news.yahoo.com');"> Metallica names new album</a></p>
<p>What? Have they gone indie-rock? What kind of title is that?</p>
<p>The only good news that I gleaned from the article is this:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Death Magnetic&#8221; (Warner Bros.) was produced by <strong>Rick Rubin</strong> &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>If anyone can save Metallica from themselves, it&#8217;s Rick Rubin. You sure as shit know that Bob Rock can&#8217;t do it, since he is heavily responsible for <a href="http://soupytrumpet.com/about/mc-spanky-mcgees-profile/the-little-story-of-lars/" target="_blank">the murder of Lars Ulrich</a> and the subsequent replacement of him with a rather-inferior lookalike drummer. At any rate, Bob Rock produced &#8220;St. Anger,&#8221; and we know what a hot pile of shit that that was.</p>
<p>I hope Newsted is wearing aviators somewhere, lounging around in an &#8220;And Justice For All&#8221; t-shirt, shaking his head&#8211;BUT luxuriating in the truth that he wisely quit that band&#8230;.</p>
<p>-MC Spanky McGee</p>
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		<title>George Takei forgives Tim Hardaway</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure how recent this is, but it&#8217;s pretty fuckin&#8217; awesome.  It gets good around .40:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScqvJb9UsQ

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure how recent this is, but it&#8217;s pretty fuckin&#8217; awesome.  It gets good around .40:</p>
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		<title>Soupy Trumpet Blasts from the Web 6-17-2008</title>
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 Newly found planets make case for &#8216;crowded universe&#8217;
Lifehacker.com
How to Make Windows Vista Less Annoying
Power User&#8217;s Guide to Firefox 3
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Cindy McCain Caught Plagiarizing Recipes AGAIN
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Dealzmodo: Amazon MP3 Albums For $1.99 (Starting With Coldplay)
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<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/06/17/super.earths.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.cnn.com');"> Newly found planets make case for &#8216;crowded universe&#8217;</a></p>
<p><strong>Lifehacker.com</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://lifehacker.com/5016951/how-to-make-windows-vista-less-annoying" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/lifehacker.com');">How to Make Windows Vista Less Annoying</a></p>
<p><a href="http://lifehacker.com/396312/power-users-guide-to-firefox-3" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/lifehacker.com');"><strong>Power User&#8217;s Guide to Firefox 3</strong></a></p>
<p><strong>instructables.com</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-rescue-a-stinky-T-shirt-Coping-with-strong/" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.instructables.com');">How to rescue a stinky T-shirt (Coping with str…</a></p>
<p><strong>sogoodblog.com</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.sogoodblog.com/2008/06/16/cindy-mccain-caught-plagiarizing-recipes-again/" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.sogoodblog.com');">Cindy McCain Caught Plagiarizing Recipes AGAIN</a></p>
<p><strong>gizmodo.com</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5017154/dealzmodo-amazon-mp3-albums-for-199-starting-with-coldplay" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/gizmodo.com');">Dealzmodo: Amazon MP3 Albums For $1.99 (Starting With Coldplay)</a></p>
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