Spaghetti Junction Style

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Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:12:14 -0500

I have to be honest with you, I actually wanted to take a...

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:34:24 -0500

I have to be honest with you, I actually wanted to take a picture of this guy’s girlfriend, but this photo turned out alright anyway.

This guy said he was a fashion journalist for Cosmopolitan. I...

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:50:00 -0500

This guy said he was a fashion journalist for Cosmopolitan. I had to make him stand around in the brittle cold until some drunk guys from the German Market stopped giving him rabbit ears. By the end of it he was about ready to spit in my eye.

Someone start up a street fashion blog but only ever comment on...

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:44:00 -0500

Someone start up a street fashion blog but only ever comment on the type of paving blocks the models are standing on.

Rapidly spinning into cliche.

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:56:00 -0500

Rapidly spinning into cliche.

I’m actually on the Bella Italia payroll, that’s why...

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:23:00 -0500

I’m actually on the Bella Italia payroll, that’s why they get free advertising. I stack their dishwasher for them. It’s quite a cool job because the dishwasher is so large and actually, really really interesting to work with.

UPDATE: I just got fired from Bella Italia because I put part of the manager’s cat (The tail) into my mouth. The cat’s fine but the manager took it really badly and said he had to let me go.

Funnily enough, I ran into Duygu Aytac at the Istanbul Museum Of...

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:13:00 -0500

Funnily enough, I ran into Duygu Aytac at the Istanbul Museum Of Modern Art. I mean I arranged to meet her there, but it was funny that she turned up. I think if you look at her blog you’ll see that I’ve actually contributed a significant portion of her content. So, you know. Where’s my fucking cut Aytac?

Emrah Serdar once accidentally wrote the novel Don Quixote, in...

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:42:00 -0400

Emrah Serdar once accidentally wrote the novel Don Quixote, in its entirety. Without even having read it first.

This photograph was taken in Istanbul. That’s right...

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:11:00 -0400

This photograph was taken in Istanbul. That’s right homeslice, I went to Istanbul. Facehunter isn’t the only guy in this gig who doesn’t care about his carbon footprint.

That’s right sweetheart, blink when I take the photograph.

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:10:00 -0400

That’s right sweetheart, blink when I take the photograph.

Man, have you guys seen this Garance Doré blog? That thing makes...

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:48:00 -0400

Man, have you guys seen this Garance Doré blog? That thing makes me look like a goddamn amateur.

Though to be fair, the girls on Garance Dore are pretty amazing, but what have they got on this guy? He’s rocking some serious fractals. And listen, I know I wasn’t at fashion week or anything, but I really think fractals are going to be huge this autumn.

Don’t worry.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:22:00 -0400

Don’t worry.

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Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:29:00 -0400

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Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:09:00 -0400

This girl was one of the very few people who were immediately...

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:25:20 -0400

This girl was one of the very few people who were immediately against the idea of me taking their photograph but let me convince them that it was a great idea.

At least once winter arrives I won’t have to worry about this pesky “Exposure Compensation” thing.

Taken in front of Birmingham’s glorious artificial beach....

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:23:00 -0400

Taken in front of Birmingham’s glorious artificial beach. Did you guys know we had another artificial beach made a while ago? And it was used for a beach volleyball competition? Cuz I ain’t lying.

This was the first guy I ever photographed for this blog. You...

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:11:00 -0400

This was the first guy I ever photographed for this blog. You can see the beginnings of my distinctive style, known as “Forgetting to compensate for direct sunlight because I live in England and it’s never sunny.”

Two words: Great Hair.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:11:00 -0400

Two words:

Great Hair.

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Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:03:00 -0400

I’d really like to see the luchadore mask break into the...

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:39:00 -0400

I’d really like to see the luchadore mask break into the fashion mainstream. Like hardcore into the mainstream. I want to see H&M do a limited edition Ray Mysterio collection.