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Tune of the day.

2012-01-25T00:47:00.000+09:30

They can be like that...

2012-01-18T23:48:00.000+09:30

Shame...it had boobs in it too......

2012-01-18T23:45:00.000+09:30

So bad it's brilliant

2012-01-18T23:43:00.002+09:30

It could happen to you too!

2012-01-13T00:48:00.002+09:30

I hate Auto Correct. I just texted my Nan for Sex tonight by mistake.

I meant 'Tomorrow'

Cock. Josh is McLovin it. Apparently...

2012-01-13T00:42:00.001+09:30

Getting "Outed" at the local maccas drive thru. Sucks to be

Josh.

Tune of the Day

2012-01-12T11:45:00.001+09:30

Just wanted to see what it tasted like..

2012-01-12T09:00:00.001+09:30

2012-01-05T18:53:00.002+09:30

Cyanide and Happiness

...and one more!

2012-01-05T18:51:00.002+09:30

First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.

What the fuck is this?

Farmageddon?

Joke of the day.

2012-01-05T18:47:00.003+09:30

My wife came home with a vibrator, started waving it about and screamed, "I don't need you now! I don't need you now!"

Guess who had to put the batteries in.

From the war room..

2012-01-05T08:57:00.000+09:30

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

I'm doing it wrong..

2012-01-05T08:45:00.000+09:30

Poetry.

2012-01-05T08:39:00.000+09:30

Tunes.

2012-01-05T08:14:00.001+09:30

Comment of the day.

2011-12-31T16:37:00.004+09:30

You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Anon.

Oy Vey!

2011-12-31T16:23:00.000+09:30

Er......Happy Hannukah to all?

......Kosher much, per chance?

Cyanide

2011-12-26T08:14:00.001+09:30

More Funny Here......

A wee joke, if you will..

2011-12-19T23:01:00.002+09:30

What's black, hairy and smells of B.O.?

Michelle Obama's fanny.

Ed's back.

2011-12-19T23:00:00.003+09:30

One more.

2011-12-19T22:58:00.001+09:30

“I regret nothing.” – Thomas the Tank Engine. RT @BreakingNews: Kim Jong-il died of physical fatigue during train ride-@YonhapNews

about 9 hours ago via Echofon ReplyRetweetFavorite

@johnmoe

John Moe

..gets worse.....

2011-12-19T22:37:00.001+09:30

And it starts......

2011-12-19T22:36:00.001+09:30

Meet Ed.

2011-12-18T21:26:00.002+09:30

Cyanide

2011-12-18T07:36:00.002+09:30