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The Freaks Have Been Unleashed =]

2008-06-06T15:43:00.002+01:00

Big Brother has official started, this year the whole house has been rebuilt, new rules, and new freaks here they are:

Kathreya:

- My Fav =]

Rebecca:

Mario:

Rachel:

Stephanie:

Luke:

Lisa:

Dale:

Darnell:

Jennifer:

Mohamed:

Michael:

Dennis:

Alexandra:

Sylvia:

Rex:

Can You Use Photoshop?

2008-06-05T18:48:00.002+01:00

I you can't got to my tutorial Blog here and you can learn

Well the new logo (yeah its abit weird)

Funny Video - Brains

2008-06-05T18:44:00.000+01:00

OMG This Is Pathetic

2008-04-25T21:43:00.005+01:00

People actually think that that being homosexual is a mental thing (mental meaning: a psychological or physiological pattern that occurs in an individual and is usually associated with distress or disability that is not expected as part of normal development or culture) and is curable, being gay is not a disability nor is it wrong, theres this 22min documentary on this subject here, theres people claiming to be ex-gays but in my opinion you either gay or not its not a "curable" thing you born gay FULLSTOP.

you can go to a church and buy kits to change you sexuality (is this for real!!!) to me it just sounds like a money making scheme, but there is people claiming to have been "cured"

Ex-Gay Therapy Doesn't Work, I Tried It:

Ever heard of Twitter??

2008-04-25T21:31:00.002+01:00

Twitter is an micro-blogging online app it describes itself this way:

"Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing?"

I've only just started using this but its highly addictive each "tweet" is like 140 or less words long which you tell your followers what you doing and were you are, you can even sent "tweets" using your mobile. so check it out here.

Weird Japanese TV Add

2008-04-25T21:27:00.000+01:00

This Is Funny But Has A Meanful Message

2008-04-21T21:49:00.001+01:00

See beyond skin color.

Free Music Download - Hadouken Get Smashed Gate Crash

2008-04-21T21:01:00.002+01:00

Click Here To download a completely free and legal download of Hadouken's Get Smashed Gate Crash.

Watch there New Music Video:

Great New Film [REC] (spanish horror)

2008-04-14T18:30:00.003+01:00

WOW WOW WOW, this film is amazing and scary as hell, if you a fan of horror movies then this will not let you down, its in Spanish with english subs but i throught omg this is going to be crap (reading the subs and trying to see whats happening) but after you get 20 mins or so into the film you get used to it, its really weird cos when your reading it, its like there talking, but anyway the film... its about a spanish tv crew go filming a tv show about firefighters they call it "when your sleeping". they get called on a mission but when they get there weird things start happening people dieing get violently killed blah blah blah i can't really review films so read this:

Bloody-Disgusting:

" The film turns on a young TV reporter and her cameraman who cover the night shift at the local fire station. Receiving a call from an old lady trapped in her house, they reach her building to hear horrifying screams -- which begin a long nightmare and a uniquely dramatic TV report.

If I could have my way I’d tell you to stop reading this review right now and go see the movie, but unfortunately it probably won’t see the light of day here in the States until after the remake (Quarantine) arrives in theaters next October… (In a perfect world.) What’s really effective about [REC] is the unknown and having no clue what to expect. Originally I thought what I was seeing was just another ghost film, when actually it’s a quasi self-contained zombie movie.

What most movies fail to do is heighten the suspense, action and violence until the very last frame; most drop the ball around the third act – but not [REC]. Once sh-t hits the fan what transpires is non-stop madness. The infected are extremely creepy as they make really odd noises, scream high pitch squeals and run at their victims faster than any previous zombie-esque film. The way suspense is built is nothing new, but it is exceptionally executed. Because everything is first person we get loads of suspense just from that - we see the cameraman having to walk around handcuffed zombies, there’s a segment where the lights go out and he’s forced to use night vision and when things pop out of the shadows to attack it’s almost as if you’re standing right there. In fact, you never even see the cameraman, it’s almost as if he’s you!

As the film escalates the situation goes from under control to loose cannon to complete chaos, ending in what could be one of the scariest moments ever caught on film. My nails were dug deep into the armrest of the seats and I found myself howling in excitement nearly ever few minutes. [REC] has it all and is probably one of the best Spanish horror films in recent memory. There are buckets of blood used, well-developed characters, a wonderful twist, a good solid story and a finale that will ensure you leave the theater in shock. I cannot stress enough that you should see this in a theater if possible (check out BDTV for fan reactions at Sitges). Either way I give [REC] the B-D stamp of approval and smile at the fact that something extraordinary has finally come out of Filmax.

Score: 9 / 10"

Trailer:

Official Site

Watch It Really!!!!

Tips For Makeing You Blog More Popular

2008-04-14T17:00:00.005+01:00

here are some tips for you to make you blog more popular:

1. Optimize you blog for site search - this can make you blog very popular very fast.

2. Get Social - post the link to your blog in forum and email Signatures, you could add a picture link instead and make it bright and a picture no one will forget. make an account on stumbleupon add a couple of friends Stumble only good stuff, so people get interested in you and visit your blog.

3. Use images in posts - Use striking images in your posts, like collages, bright colors, images that metaphorically illustrate your point. Do not steal images without proper consent.

4. Be original - don't write about things that are boring and nobody whats to read, or don't talk about yourself all the time, write about thinks that matter e.g hate, love, community, freedom.

5. Getting Subscribers - Display a (big) orange feed icon where everybody can see, use feedburner.

hope this help, and happy blogging :)

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mmm... Look At My Toastie :)

2008-04-13T22:12:00.002+01:00

mmm... now doesn't that look nice :)

Sign The Keep XP Petition!!!

2008-04-13T21:52:00.002+01:00

Latest Video From Chris Crocker

2008-04-13T21:49:00.001+01:00

Cool New Band (well newish) Henry Homesweet

2008-04-13T21:40:00.004+01:00

this band makes music out of Nintendo gameboy sounds, you can download his album for free here along with other bands of the same genre.

Myspace - Henry Homesweet
On Purevolume

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Skins Cast Axed :(

2008-04-13T21:25:00.003+01:00

THE entire cast of teen drama Skins has been AXED :(

NOOOOO i love the current skins cast i don't want it to change, heres the proof:

Source 1:

The creators of the cult E4 and C4 hit said they wanted a new cast every two years so stars including About A Boy actor Nicholas Hoult have got the boot.

Show chief Bryan Elsley said: “It’s exciting – we never stand still. We can tell stories in a new way.”

Source 2:

The executive producer of Skins has confirmed its entire cast will change for the next series.

Bryan Elsley said: "There are risks associated with dumping a cast, but we just did it. There was some disquiet at the channel, but then they told us just to go with it.

"It's exciting - we never stand still and we can tell our stories in a new way."

Speaking at Broadcast's television drama conference this week, he also confirmed the show would stick to its pattern of introducing college-age characters, moving them on in the next series, then letting them go.

"The first year is about getting to know the kids, and the second gives us the advantage of being able to explore their psyches a little more," said Elsley.

The show will also continue to use a team of up to 20 writers, including newcomers.

Headcases Great New TV Show - ITV Sun 10:00

2008-04-13T21:20:00.000+01:00

OMG This is so funny heres a clip:

TV host Mark Speight Found Dead

2008-04-13T21:15:00.002+01:00

SMart's Mark Speight's body was found outside Paddington station Today at 10:00BST
BBC News:

2008-04-13T20:32:00.004+01:00

MUSIC FOR AN ACCELERATED CULTURE

Released 05/05/2008
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Plus:

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06.05.2008 - Birmingham - Academy (14+)

07.05.2008 - Sheffield - Academy (14+)

09.05.2008 - Leeds - University (14+)

10.05.2008 - Stoke - Sugarmill

11.05.2008 - Cardiff - The Point

13.05.2008 - Newcastle - University (14+)

14.05.2008 - Glasgow - QMU (14+)

Chris Crocker Has Britney Spears Moment: Flashes Crotch!

2008-04-13T20:29:00.001+01:00

Volkswagen Singing Dog Advert Banned

2008-04-13T20:03:00.000+01:00

Volkswagen has been forced to remove the advert off the tv due to 286 viewer complains personally i think its stupid but whatever,

Telegraph:

"The 30-second advertisement features a Jack Russell happily "singing" in the front seat of a car with apparent "Polo confidence".

It then cuts to shots of the same dog shyly cowering by his owner's legs, while quietly mumbling the song under its breath.

The RSPCA is investigating the commercial after 286 viewers complained to the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) that the dog appeared to have been mistreated."

Watch It and tell me what you think: