Spank The Librarian

Marian the Librarian

2009-09-11T13:20:00.003-05:00

Wow, I've been gone for a while. Sorry about that.

Last night someone reminded me of the great "Marian the Librarian" story in Nicholson Baker's classic The Fermata. In case you don't have a copy on your bookshelf, it's available through Google Books. Start reading on page 127. I don't know how I could've forgotten the "Fuck me with your truck!" line.

Lactating Librarians on Acid

2009-02-03T15:50:00.003-06:00

Oh how I wish I had something to show you that fits the title of this post. Sadly, I scoured the web for several days and didn't come up with any lactating librarian porn.

Hey fetish people! Get to work! Please please please get us some lactating librarians pronto.

I threw in the "on acid" because it was the most outrageous, offensive addition to the "lactating librarians" I could think of. I really don't want to see any drug-crazed breastfeeding library girls. Just the breastfeeding part.

Well Hell Michelle

2009-01-27T11:26:00.003-06:00

Michelle doesn't seem to be updating her blog, Well Hell Michelle, any more, but here's a link to my favorite post.

In addition to being a librarian she used to work at a porn shop and has stories to tell.

Say "Motherfucker"

2009-01-02T20:24:00.002-06:00

This is not really porn related, but I admit I adore the word "motherfucker." So I should probably join The Society for Librarians Who say 'Motherfucker'."

Motherfucker is a great work. The homeboys who ride my bus use it as as all-purpose pronoun, adjective (motherfuckin') and interjection. I can just about alway shock the person I'm with by dropping the "m-f" bomb.

So all you motherfuckers out ther, stand proud. And keep fucking mothers, just not your own.

More Librarian Bondage Porn - The Submission of Catherine

2008-12-29T20:30:00.005-06:00

More hot librarian bondage porn, this one found here where you can even watch a free trailer.

The Submission of Catherine

Catherine is a librarian from Pennsylvania who writes a letter to the Galaxy to fulfill her bondage fantasy. The wicked Master Savage gives her, her first lesson in submission. The punishment begins with excruciatingly tight breast bondage, nipple punishment, ass punishment and huge rat traps suspended from her shaved pussy lips. The Master has given her a painful lesson that she will not soon forget.

I Stand Corrected

2008-12-18T11:56:00.003-06:00

In my last post I wrote that "no librarian has done anything remotely sexy since Halloween." Of course this was a terribly untrue, it's just a reflection of my own personal frustration as of late. Luckily, a couple readers called me on this falsehood so today I'm correcting myself.

All you have to do is look at this blog's sidebar to know that Nadia is hard at work over at kinkylibrarian.net. She's doing her part to spread the word that librarians can be as nasty as anyone.

I also got this email, from a certain Mistress Carmen:

Good Christ, I've done plenty of sexy things since Halloween.

Let's see..well, in early November, I flew through Chicago on my way to Mexico so I could see my submissive, who's in college there. We spent the night in a hotel, and I caned the shit out of him, sat on his face for a while, hogtied him on his tummy and pulled him by his hair down into my cunt, made him cum on my feet and lick it off, fucked him in the ass with my strap on while in a sweet spooning position, etc.

I proceeded on my trip to Mexico, where I met up with some kinksters there, put a guy in a straightjacket and tied him to a chair, and spanked a couple guys. After returning, on Thanksgiving, I saw my friend Joey, who is a real painslut. I whacked on him until his ass was nice and purple. He needs a good beating now and again.

In early December, I had a bit of a non-starter session with a newbie who thought he wanted to try out CBT. *shrugs*

Now that's what I want to hear! More power to these women, I hope they inspire you to engage in some corporal punishment with your local librarian, too. I know I could use some.

Delay

2008-12-12T23:01:00.003-06:00

Sorry for the delay in posting anything new. Seems no librarian has done anything remotely sexy since Halloween. At least no librarian I know of. Lord knows I haven't. If you happen to be a librarian who has done something sexy in the last six weeks please drop me a line, amy@spankthelibrarian.com.

Halloween Librarian 3

2008-10-30T14:10:00.002-05:00

Too bad you can't see her eyes. Found here.

Librarian In Costume 2

2008-10-30T14:07:00.002-05:00

Lovely hard hat, and nice hard nipples, too. Found here.

Librarians In Costume

2008-10-30T14:02:00.002-05:00

The theme takes a little different turn today: librarians in costume. We'll start with this one, which has a nice kinky undertone. Found here.

Halloween Librarian 4

2008-10-28T19:58:00.002-05:00

Last for now more later. Found here. I rather like this one, sexy and very librarianish.

Halloween Librarian 3

2008-10-28T19:55:00.003-05:00

Funny to think she thought it was a "naughty librarian" costume. Found here.

Halloween Librarian 2

2008-10-28T19:51:00.003-05:00

Found here.

In Honor Of Halloween

2008-10-28T19:43:00.002-05:00

In honor of Halloween I'll be looking for people dressed up as sexy/slutty librarians and posting the pictures I find. Here's the first, found here.

Open Access

2008-10-14T12:08:00.002-05:00

Join me and librarians around the world in celebrating Open Access Day!

Um, I'm not sure if this is what they mean but it works for me.

Librarian Bondage Comics

2008-10-12T20:11:00.002-05:00

Found at docomics.com:

Claire Coleman is a beautiful, sweet, young lady. New to a small, quiet, suburban town, she gets the job of her dreams at the local library. A whole new life of love, happiness, and independence is about to begin.

Only one problem. On her walk home, she is approached by a handsome young man from the neighborhood. She smiles and opens her mouth to say a bright, cheery hello.

From that moment on, the kind, lovely girl is plunged into a nightmare of aggressive abduction, mouth-cramming gags, and brutal bondage.

Girl Taking Off Her Bra In the Stacks

2008-10-06T22:49:00.003-05:00

There's so much tacky "librarian" porn out there. It's great to see a real girl in a real library. I think this is the kind of thing I will focus on from now on (provided I can find real pictures of librarians who are sexy).

Found here.

Handcuffed Librarian Sucks

2008-09-30T09:32:00.004-05:00

Two videos of a librarian, handcuffed, doing some sucking. From xhampster.com:

http://xhamster.com/movies/38160/handcuffed_librarian_facefucked.html

http://xhamster.com/movies/38155/handcuffed_librarian_begs_to_suck_cock.html

2008-09-29T11:47:00.003-05:00

From Vice Magazine comes VICE FASHION: SWEDISH LIBRARIANS

Red Head

2008-09-26T11:21:00.001-05:00

From this Flickr photoset.

Why Librarians?

2008-09-25T09:34:00.002-05:00

What is it that makes the thought of kinky librarians such a turn-on? A quote from Ezra Klein:

I'd submit that sexual craziness from unexpected sources is far better than wild actions from the obviously unbalanced. It's the librarian thing -- having the demure break out the whips is infinitely more erotic than having the girl who's been talking about whips all night do it. The former's an achievement, the latter's exactly what you expected.

Belly

2008-09-24T09:45:00.001-05:00

This is maybe the sexiest librarian photo I've come across so far. Sexy doesn't have to be explicit. Found at http://flickr.com/photos/trucolorsfly/611479605/.

Sexy Librarian Adrianna Deville Bubble Butt Anal

2008-09-23T16:06:00.006-05:00

Found at http://www.biganalblog.com/sexy-librarian-adrianna-deville-bubble-butt-anal/:

Sexy Librarian Adrianna Deville was being really nice and doing her work, till this guy came and got her turned on. He was also very, very in love with that hot girl which showed him what a nice bootylicious body she has. They quickly stated flirting till they came to a room where nobody was there and they started getting naked and sucking each others. This librarian blowjob was so deep and wet said this guy who wanted to fuck her tight bubble butt anal, and she was quickly for that as she is a anal freak. In that hot red underwear this sexy librarian is such a hot slut to fuck, the guy fucks her tight pink arse from all hot positions, but the best is with her bubble butt exposed. I really love that bubble butt anal movie of them, I enjoyed it really lovely, Adrianna Deville is such a hot slut and her hot butt is just amazing!

Librarian Dishes It Out

2008-09-17T16:33:00.002-05:00

Found at spankingpornblog.com:

This bitchy librarian has had enough of these naughty little sluts who come in her library and not follow the “Silence Please” rule. They come in and pretend they’re gonna be studying or reading, but they only come inside to gossip and giggle and in the process, distract those near them. Well, this librarian won’t take it anymore. She gave these two naughty students a scolding and made sure that they learn their lesson well by spanking them hard in their butts. Man, you should’ve seen her in action! She made their cute firm asses red and sore from a good hand spanking and followed it up with a good caning. Hmmm..I wonder if she’d spank me if I was naughty in the library, too.

Torture Of a Collared Librarian

2008-09-15T15:21:00.002-05:00

Found at video-x.com, Torture of a Collared Librarian.

As a shy librarian during the day she would spend her nights dreaming about unfulfilled fantasies of bondage and torture. The years of her research could not prepare her for the realities of one night with the masters of pain.