Special Sauce

BEAN BURRITO SO DERRICIOUS

2011-04-28T23:18:00.002-04:00

If any of you bustas don't get what the title is you need to go watch the premiere of South Park. I'm gonna list a few things, and if you check one of them off you gotta go watch it:

Human Centipede

LOTR

Asian People

Nerds

Fat People

Cartman

If you didn't check any of those off, tough luck! Here's a list of links to watch it.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then I present to all of you haters who haven't heard: Epic Meal Time Nothing I can write or poop out of my brain will ever be good enough to describe the glory that is EMT. NEXT LEVEL BLOG/YOUTUBE SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP.

For those of you that scoff at my lower pleasure enjoyment (shout out to J.S. Mill young) I still have a little music to fuck your ear with. You'll be lucky if I put some lipstick on you before I fuck it too. My last post mentioned a certain fellow by the name of Lucky Date. If you haven't heard of him, do yourself a favor and tickle your ears here.

Honestly, I hope he blows up so he can offer the world all his zesty tunes. If this is all to much for you, then I'll just empty my last chamber and blow my penultimate audio laden load all over this blog. It's my song of RightFuckingNowRunThatBack: Avicii's Remix of Armin Van Buren Drowning. If Jesus was from the future, hung out with aliens, DJ'ed on the side, and bartended with Moses, this would be the song they played. I have nothing else to say.

CLICK ON ME THEN WILE THE FUCK OUT.

Karmin Kovers

2011-04-28T11:08:00.005-04:00

The Karmin i'm talking about is a duo from Boston, composed of Amy and Nick. You've probably heard of them by now or seen their videos up on a friends wall or through a tweet. They are mastering covers of Chris Brown and Weezy in the most interesting way ever. Changing the words to suit a female cover and adding in their own interpretations. Nick is in charge of the keys and some supportive vocals but does a good job transferring everything to the simplicity of a piano. Check out their two covers below as well as their youtube/twitter channel. Also, if you haven't seen the LOok At Me Now video you gotta check it out, it's pretty legit.

ps. there's a Katy Perry cover also! $$$
pss. Ke$ha cover is sooo silly and way better than the original, sorry boogs haha.

Miss. Laza

2011-04-26T00:02:00.003-04:00

Caught wind of this brand spankin new Neon Hitch song from fellow friend and producer Benny Blanco. Co produced with Switch of Major Lazer, this song is high voltage!!! Watch yourself, with samples from what sounds like Sandstorm and more than enough effects to start your car you need to bump this loud! I'm sure Major Lazer would have a boner if he heard this lost track from the Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do album.

The Fire:

Neon Hitch - Silly Girl by NeonHitch

Photoshop Magic

Rylan Perry

2011-04-25T22:04:00.007-04:00

Came across Rylan Perry's online portfolio and loved it instantly. It makes me want to be out west in the dry heat, chillen poolside, and slightly sunburnt. Rylan what do you tell these girls that leads to these photographs? As far as his name goes, I'm definitely picking the most traditional name and throwing an L in. ie: sLam, lastname: Johnson. Middle name: my = Slam my Johnson

http://www.rylanperry.com/

And to commemorate the arrival of this bomb ass weather in the NOVA area here's a windows/top/down/titties out track from Mikey Posey (his twitter pic is too much haha)

Please Don't Go Alone (Mike Posner vs. Calvin Harris) by The MashMaticians

Super Glue

2011-04-24T11:58:00.003-04:00

Showing your friends good new music does not always end up going the way you expect it to do. But when the vibes are right you can rock out like your by yourself. Last night I was introduced to a Dean's List Remix of Script's Heartbreak renamed "Valley Girl" by my buddy Mike. He's actually an author on our blog but can't seem to find the time to post anything, too busy beating off usually. haha. As usual Dean's List gives us sweet but short lyrics and the rework to Script's song is perfect! We've featured Dean's List on our site before and there was a really good response to them. Check out the remix below and like always, spread the love!

The Dean's List- Valley Girl by flowsandwich

I'M BACK LIKE 1986 CRACK

2011-04-22T00:45:00.004-04:00

It's been a while, I've undergone various changes sexually, and emerged with the cock of a heavy metal unicorn. What gets my rainbow dick hard might you ask? Electro. And not that watered down peasant shit, I'm talking EAR BLEEDING RIOT INDUCING banGers.

Maybe with a side course of trance remixes for next level flavor dispersion, and perhaps some catchy euro house for guilty pleasure's sake.

Electro is back though, new tracks from electro heavyweights like Sebastian, Justice, Designer Drugs, Crookers, Laidback Luke, Bloody Beetroots, Swedish House Mafia, Congorock, MSTRKRFT, Dada Life are making leprechauns work over time at the end of my rainbow ejaculate, CAUSE THAT SHIT IS UNREAL. If you don't know any of those artists on the list go kill yourself in a wood chipper on slow. Seriously people, rap is a joke besides a few artists, any pop song is made by our friend from high school, jazz doesn't exist, country music is for uneducated/ignorant/boring sub-humans. It's like an easy multiple choice test....process of elimination have to to chose electro!

Artists who are creeping up my leg into my fruitful loins who deserve at least a look: Canblaster, Hardwell (Tiesto related, I know, give him a chance) Lucky Date, Religion, and Villians get my rainbow child maker wiggling in ways I didn't know.

If you're mentally incapable of reading all this fucking truth, then go listen to Designer Drugs latest mix, an hour full of moisture inducing beats. If THATS EVEN TO MUCH for your embarrassingly peasant/pilgrim/fetal mind, then just go listen to DESIGNERS DRUGS REMIX OF TONIGHT ONLY'S WE RUN THE NIGHT.

Actually, its not ok....here's a link to the full mix, although the remix is conveniently the first track for you lazy pieces of mung.

Sorry for not being polite, but honestly, people are stupid, and need to be awakened. What better way to gently wake someone from their ignorant slumber via metal cock, possessed by a mythical creature.

No Prisoners, No Fun, -Pete out-

Back to Basics

2011-04-21T22:29:00.003-04:00

The crew over at Hot Biscuits just shared an awesome remix of Sebastian Tellier's "Look" done by Machinery of the Night! They only have 71 likes on FB?!! GO and like them and let your friends know!! They did a great job with these two tracks below both are hits in my book. They're about to drop an album I'd say these two tracks are a sign of great things to come from MotN. I love the range of synths used on Thursday and their ability to flow with the track, this definitely keeps me engaged. So many bands keep the same loops going for way too long before you hear the slightest change in the beat. So anyways check them out.

Machinery of the Night - Thursday by dirtylittlesecret

Sebastien Tellier - Look (Dirty Little Secret Remix) by dirtylittlesecret

Kelly Rowlandia

2011-04-21T17:48:00.006-04:00

Kelly Rowland has come a real long way after being with Destiny's Child and I've got to give her credit for going strong in her solo career. I think she had a hard time getting a grasp of what she wanted to achieve at first and with the help of new management and label she seems to be shining more and more with each release. Currently set on releasing her third solo album she continues to pump out singles in the meantime. Diplo's remix of Motivation is wobbly, and stays true to the original song keeping it slow and.... motivating haha.

Kelly Rowland featuring Lil Wayne - Motivation (Diplo Remix) by Hypetrak

Ps. Kelly if you ever need help applying lotion to your legs just let me know.

Mr. Roboto.

2011-04-20T15:32:00.004-04:00

I don't know why I'm just now hearing Just Can't Get Enough by the BEP but the song is so damn solid! I don't know about the "switch up" segment but the hook + Fergies voice have got me straight up grinin. Taboo's part is probably my favorite, after Fergies seduction of course.

Dagger me timbers

2011-04-19T21:14:00.001-04:00

2011-04-19T21:00:00.002-04:00

Rusko, mega dubstep producer and dj recently dropped this album of 5 total songs. I gotta say that I usually get tired of dub pretty quickly, but every track on this list is essential. So grimy bruv!

Track list:

Everyday
Lick The Lizard ( Rusko & Reso)
Everyday (Netsky Remix)
Everyday (DJ Q Remix)
Everyday (Original Sin Remix)

Rusko - Everyday (BOYFRIEND edit) by BOYFRIEND

Everyday (Netsky Remix) by Rusko

2011-03-09T23:17:00.003-05:00

#aintgotnoright

Watup Saucers,

This yo main bitch Cristobal. I been organizing in PG County Maryland, letting folks now about the Civil Marriage Protection Act, which would allow the gays full marriage equality. When people find out that Civil Unions and Domestic Partnerships withhold thousands of rights that are inherent to Marriage (like social security survivor's benefits) they slowly realize that SEPARATE AIN'T EQUAL!

... like we haven't figured that shit out already.

THE vote is scheduled for this Friday afternoon, and will make Maryland the 6th state to allow gay marriage. This Is History (aka the got damn future).

check this vid to get knowledged:

Thank You For Your Call from Shawn Nee / discarted on Vimeo.

then this to get silly:

Wishing I Had Crazy Girl on Train w me,

cox out, No Homo.

I thought these guys Died

2011-03-09T15:44:00.003-05:00

Resurrected from the dead Die Antwoord as in my opinion come and gone. They had the momentum of a fat kid on a water slide but they lost it just like when that kid's trunks came off as he hit the pool. I guess they're still trying to swim with the big sharks because they just released a new video and yes it is just as ridiculous as any of there other vids. I'm not as excited about this original "Zef" group as I was the first time around. Song is cleverly labeled Rich Bitch, it includes gold toilets, one kitten, bunny, gold cat suit and Dj Artech? who I thought was like 200 lbs heavier. I guess not. Ps. I was kidding about the clever part.

Paper Crows

2011-03-08T17:13:00.002-05:00

Looking back through some of my blog emails I came across one from George Lenton, UK electronica producer. His work is spot on with my interests wobbly bass, angelic vocals and of course goosebumps. He has taken "Follow the Leader" by the Paper Crows and made into something more beautiful than the original. The track comes dives in and out of the dub wobble throughout the entire 4:26 seconds and makes you feel like your floating the other half of the time. As much justice as Lenton has done this song the Paper Crows have taken Dub and implemented it into their music in such a perfect way! Its fits like a lock and key and the lead singer's voice compliments the heavy dub with no questions asked. You HAVE to check them out.

Paper Crows - Follow the Leader (George Lenton Remix) Download on the right side of the player

Paper Crows FTL - George Lenton rmx by georgelenton

Paper Crows - Stand Alight

While I'm on the Subject

2011-03-04T17:28:00.004-05:00

... of rising young hip hop groups from cities let me mention Chiddy Bang from Pennsylvania. This duo of "Chiddy" and Xaphoon Jones was begun in 2008 and they have since gotten a lot of people excited about what they are doing. Xaphoon is the man behind the majority of the beats and melodies and was known before Chiddy Bang was created for his remixes of indie songs while they were just brewing on the blog world. With Chiddy on the hot beats you've got an indie hip hop wet dream. This combination makes for a pretty catchy sound! So catchy that the likes of Kanye and Pharrell have taken time out of their busy schedules to help these two out. Now nominated for the MTVu Woodie Awards for Best Video They will be big in a short period of time. Check the video below and follow the link to the download of their most recent album.

Chiddy Bang - The Preview

Chivalry is Dead

2011-03-04T00:39:00.007-05:00

I beg to differ Sire! According to the Round Table Knights chivalry is still very much in existence. I first came across RTK after hearing a remix they did and being completely blown away by it! Not only was I blown away, but everyone (with any decent music taste haha) I played it for experienced love at first sight (with their ears duh). Embrace the Martian made famous by Kid Cudi is the track I am referring to. You can find it below of course!

So back to RTK, I just bought their album from BeatPort and I wanted to share a few thoughts about it. At first listen some of the songs just don't sit right at first but after a 2nd round it comes around much more nicely. They list themselves as Disco/Psychodelic/Surf! It's amazing how people can do such a good job describing their music because that is spot on. The things I love about this album is the usage of so many small noises that just tickle you and keep you smiling or nodding your head. A lot of interesting instrumentals and I feel like they were live instrumentals which is always a plus in my book. Keeping the listeners interest is what matters the most obviously, and although the tracks sometimes feel a bit too repetitive they always do a wonderful of creating a drop you want to dance to. Below is a super official compilation of many of the tracks. I think All Night and collectively all of the short songs less than 2 minutes are my fave. Check them out...

Kid Cudi - Embrace the Martian (RTK Remix)
download

The Deans List

2011-03-01T07:51:00.005-05:00

It's The Dean's List hails from Boston, MA and they have a fresh new mixtape out named the Drive In. The internet is opening lots of doors these days so if they're smart like they imply they'll use all the web hotspots to spread their music. I remember the days when Cudi and Posner had their mixtapes playing all over the blog world before they got any radio play or mega recognition. Wish these guys the best of luck, spread the love for them! Short music video clip they have is below, follow the link for the mixtape after the jump

Download the Mixtape
Follow them

Oscar Nominated Documentaries

2011-02-28T22:39:00.003-05:00

Many of our readers have probably caught wind of the brief documentary released by Jeremy Gillam. Growing up with Ben I can say 100% he is and will always be the person I've know him as. That is something that I've got to commend him on. Not many people can stay humble and true to themselves while in the position that Ben finds himself in.
Luckily he has amazing friends and the best manager a brother could ask for, his own damn brother!!! But Ben doesn't really care about the extravagant, he never has... As long as he has food that makes his tummy feel good and loved ones around him he is as happy as a dinosaur... if it was in the movie Armageddon... if Armageddon really happened... That kind of made sense?
Anyways I've also included the elusive Neon Hitch documentary below Benny's. Neon is truly cut from a different cloth! If you've spent any time around her you'd know exactly what I mean by this.
Backstory: Neon's family was chosen to be filmed for a documentary on Gypsies living in Britain. Neon was the main focus of the documentary and she makes an amazing impression in this short documentary. Take the time to watch both and set the bar for yourself when you read about other musicians, because these two really are something to admire.

Benny Blanco from Jeremy Gillam on Vimeo.

Follow them all:

Benny
Neon
Jeremy

Moments in Love

2011-01-31T23:31:00.005-05:00

You know how once in a while you hear a song on the radio and you instantly fall in love with it? Well now in days with the internet and smart phones we can look those lyrics right up and Shazam! You now have that mp3 in your library. Well once in a while comes that illusive song that you keep hearing in the most random moments of your life but every time the song evades you. Then like an idiot you ask your friends and try humming it to them. They just look at you like you might belong on a shorter yellow bus than the one they ride. Well ladies and gentleman I have finally caught the one Pokemon that has been hiding from me for a very long time. I first heard this song on the radio a few years ago and finally figured out the name after hearing it over our radio at work. With minor lyrics and one of the most seductive melodies this song has been on repeat for a week now! Without any further ado, I give to you, Moments in Love by Art of Noise. The video is a must watch btw...

Looks like I wasn't the only one searching for this one: "ive been trying to find this song since I was 7 years old and im now 23 ive finally found it" -Youtube comments

Below is the original as well as two variations of the song. Both kind of opposites of each other. HBE does a beautiful job covering the song with a saxophones, trumpets, drums well and pretty much the whole ensemble while Caspa keeps pretty much the entirety of the song original only adding a bit more bump to it. Enjoy all of them as much as I do!

Art of Noise - Moments in Love
http://www.mediafire.com/?r5squql1rux8rrs

Art of Noise - Moments in Love (Hypnotic Brass Ensemble cover)
http://www.mediafire.com/?xh9n1ox8dana2e4

Art of Noise - Moments in Love (Caspa Remix)
http://www.mediafire.com/?923az15aj0jyfsu

Sorry we can't have the song preview anymore, our main file sharing website is now owned by facebook sooooo bear with us until we get things straightened out.

Get Busy Living

2010-11-29T19:08:00.005-05:00

Dis right here, is my jam.
Goldfish is an South African duo who blend electronic, jazz, and whatever instrument they damn well please, be it a sax, bass, keyboard........ and you best believe they do it live too

International Vibe

2010-11-01T20:36:00.006-04:00

Effortlessly transporting listeners from Bombay to the Caribbean to Western Africa, the duo known as the Thievery Corporation have been seamlessly blending international styles and genres since the groups inception in 1995. Here is just a taste but check out their website or anytime they spin at their D.C. nightclub The Eighteenth St. Lounge for a hell of a show.

Although they started their journey a year later and about 4500 miles away, the same could be said about a British duo The Groove Armada(Andy Cato and Tom Findley) who have definitely been cranking out quality music as well.

Lupe Fiasco new tracks

2010-08-25T12:34:00.005-04:00

Lupe has been slightly absent from the mainstream recently trying to come up with a new name for his album. Then he's gotta start working on it... j/k Originally titled LupE.N.D, the album has undergone several changes to what now is called Lasers = Love always shines remember to smile. Several of the tracks from Lasers have been leaked already some as early as Jan 2010 so I am a bit late with this. The album features Kenna as well as The Neptunes, i'm sure there are some others that we aren't aware of yet as well. Three tracks for you below from the new album, check them out and grab them if you'd like. Lupe is one of the few artists that I can thoroughly enjoy listening to the whole album so I'm personally stoked for this bad boy to drop. Like many albums, Lasers is tied down until Lupe's label decides that it is time to cut it loose. At the end of the day the boss is the man who signs the checks I guess...

Lupe Fiasco - I'm Beaming

DiggySimmonsXLupeFiascoXPharrell - Oh Yeah

Lupe Fiasco - Go To Sleep

Get them all right here ----> DOWNLOAD

Two incredible videos that are a MUST SEE

2010-08-17T11:14:00.002-04:00

I don't know what it is about little kids and car seats but they always do such ridiculous things in them. ALWAYS! Below is Fred. Fred is a young raver that is enjoying a morning drive in the laurie and enjoys listening to drum and bass. I make these faces all the time when the grimiest songs come through my speakers but this kid has it down.

Video number two was shown to me by some chicken who goes by the name of Ricktemus Markus Pricktemus Clitemus. I was laughing so hard during this video that I had to add it to this post. ENJOY!

Summer (Boner) Jams 05. Its a mixtape.

2010-08-12T13:59:00.010-04:00

Summer Jam. That all important song that comes on your car stereo while you're driving to the beach/cruising the mall/at a bbq/ doing it. Every summer the Top 40 Dj/Gestapo start blasting whatever poppy song about the beach they declare as the Jam of the Summer. This year, it is undoubtedly Katy Perry's "California Girls." Blogger's note: This MSTRKRFT remix makes life much better.

I don't think that's necessarily what a summer jam should be. The song that represents your summer should be one that lets you ignore responsibility for 3+ minutes. It should feel like driving with the windows down even if you're stuck in a cubicle. It should remind you of that booty you've been chasing all summer! My Choice: An older song I've rediscovered, "Little Secrets" by Passion Pit.

And of course, the Summer Jam of ALLLLL Summer Jams. Seriously, if you don't know at least half of these lyrics, I don't want to know you exist:

PS Extra points to the Youtube user who uploaded that Summer Time vid, their Punch-Out intro is bangin'!

2010-08-11T12:19:00.002-04:00

GRIND GALA

THURSDAY NIGHT

@JAMMIN JAVA

Featuring:

NICK@NITE

BEETKEEPERS

DJ LOVA

Will be an amazing night! Amazing sound, lights, people, drinks, everything will be downright amazing!!!!!