Here’s Stephanie Andron from #theCatalina  If this is all we get to see of her or the show for that matter, I’ll be happy.  What a tasty treat she is.  She only has 33 followers on her Twitter page and the other chick is Karina Derizans I asked her to send me some pics, she was about to, until she saw the site and realized I’m a f8cking degenerate and I haven’t heard from her since…

Um, WTF?! Side profile pics don’t work Sofia, sorry.  And who the hell told you to put your hair over your shoulder.  Can someone call wardrobe please.  We need a re-do.

OK.  Eww.  Who puts a public phone up to their ear.  That’s just disgusting.  Who knows where that thing has been?  It’s probably been manhandled by throngs of Frenchmen… Lucky f8cking telephone.

I live in Los Feliz, surrounded by various celebrities.  Don’t get me wrong, I live on the poor side of the street, so I get to look up at all of their nice, fancy houses.  Anyway, it sucks whenever I see pics of celebs eating at Lil’ Dom’s or whatever, because I never seem to be in the right place, at the right time (story of my life).  I’m mainly never around because I love my couch too much and don’t like feeling the sun on my skin…it burns.  But once in a while I do manage to make it past my mailbox and this morning was one of those days.  I’m glad it was too, because I ran into January Jones walking her dog with her son in a cuddled up in a Bjorn.  We stopped, waved and said hello before she carried on down the street.  I briefly thought about pulling out my iphone and taking her picture, but it just seemed like an odd thing to do… so I waited until she turned around… I’ll stalk the neighborhood tomorrow ’round the same time and maybe I can run into her again but this time I’ll be more prepared.  I’ll bring candy for the baby.

Tara Reid has finally taken control of her life.  She’s done a complete 360 and is now a changed woman.

dharun ravi 30 day jail sentence

His mother said that Dharun Ravi was broken to pieces of the trial.  Gee, poor kid.  I wonder how the victim’s parent’s feel?  Do they get to have their son back after 30 days?  Basically the message is, it’s OK to drive homosexuals to kill themselves…Dailymail:

A former Rutgers University student who was convicted of ‘bias intimidation’ after using a webcam to view his roommate and another man kissing days before the roommate killed himself was sentenced to only 30 days in jail today.

A judge gave 20-year-old Dharun Ravi a 30-day jail term and probation and said he would not recommend Ravi be deported to India, where he was born and remains a citizen.

In a very rare sighting, Ashley Olsen took to the beach… by herself.  She’s 25 now, so I’m guessing she’s old enough to go out without her sister…

My weekend started out pretty crap but slowly got better as I got higher.  The douche bag you see above owns the VALERO gas station in Los Feliz.  I think his name is “Bobby” which sounds pretty American to me.  It’s probably something like Mustafa or Siam.  Anyway, this prick is renovating the gas station, that I unfortunately live right beside.  All the noise and debris came to a head on Friday and I went out there, right up to him and pretty much screamed my f8cking head off until he decided to call the cops. I’m beyond pissed that they are making such mess of the area without any thought of the surrounding neighbors or neighborhood.  But it’s a gas station, so what do you expect.  He subsequently banned me from going on to his property.  Which isn’t the worst thing, except now I have to be better about planning my munchies.

I then happened across these pics of one of my favorite hotties, Rachel Heller.  She was at some sexy pool party in Hollywood over the weekend.  I wasn’t able to go, because I had plans to take my daughter to the zoo…

If you look at a picture of a solar eclipse, will you burn your eyes?  Is it like the movie, The Ring?  I was fortunate to have special eclipse glasses on, and WOW.  Never seen anything like it before, and probably won’t again in my lifetime.  It happened around Griffith Park and 6:38pm.

A day at the zoo…

This is what I’ve been starring at for 2 f8cking months during Los Feliz’ Valero rennovations.

OMG.  My dad would totally hit that.  He turned 80 last month.

kim rita ora in london

I no longer post anything about the Xerxes or the rest of her family because quite simply I hate the f8ckiung c8nt.  Whilst I hate most of Hollywood, due mainly to jealousy, the Kardashians are in a league of their own.  I don’t spend a second thinking about them and refuse to give them any attention… except for today… it seems that Kim went out with her brother and his girlfriend, Rita Ora.  I can only assume she wanted to talk about strategy.  The best place to position the camera, and how to leak it to the press all whilst denying any culpability.  According the the DailyMail, Kanye was also there, until his boyfriend, Jay-Z came along and the two left together, presumably because Beyonce has Jay on a short leash and doesn’t want him spotted with the hairy beast known as Kim.  Anyway, Rob and Rita have been romantically linked since the end of last year,  they confirmed their relationship in typical douche bag fashion by announcing it on Twitter last weekend.  It’s going to be awesome when they break up.  All for season 7 of course…