Ariel Winter’s got cellulite on the front of her leg, that’s just how dumpy she is. But it’s nice to see her mooch boyfriend walk around with her, proud to be with her, because she’s famous and it’s good brand association, even though she looks like a dumpy fucking troll, pulling some FAT girl Body Positive – don’t body shame – bully – because all lives matter in this flimsy society of wimps..even fat girl lives…which goes against all of our core beliefs as humans….

She’s still 18 or 19 and young enough to not be unfuckable, but then again very little is unfuckable, the age counts for A LOT…but she will melt into the slop she looks like she already is…some JABBA the hut shit…and there will still be dudes willing to get in on that because they are weird perverts and she’s rich…

It amazes me that people find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Candice Swanepoel is back, maternity leave is over, her starvation is still on but has paid off, after that whole birthing thing. She’s had her stomach dealt with in Miami so that the loose skin is gone, the tit sag that 90 percent of moms get gone, thanks to small implants, her face Botoxed cuz she’s pushing 30 and that’s what these girls need…and most importantly her vagina sewn up so that when she straddles chairs it doesn’t make her scream…in pain..not in orgasms…

I don’t know, moms who go back to modeling always freak me out. I mean sure she looks good – but it’s gross. Go back to being a mom not a topless slut on a chair trying to get media to land a rich husband…you’re past that….

I mean I always thought abortions were invtented to prevent this kind of thing, but here these girls are going and breeding….soon 80 percent of the Victoria’s Secret Roster – and Irina Shayk…will be fucking moms…not actually fucking moms…but moms….FUCK…

Their campaigns will be comparing SPANX and complaining about their husbands while sitting around Starbucks after Yoga class….

I NEED YOUNG BLOOD…but good ass shot girl…casual mom behavior you know…

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We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit…..

This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done….

Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy…

You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible…

So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can….

BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy…

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Magdalena Frackowiak is a hot Polish, skinny, model who I have heard is a cunt…which is so shocking – because to some down on her luck, soulless Polish family created this tall skinny thing, sold her off to the world…through whatever channels it took….would make a bitch angry and dark….only to give her a contract with a huge brand, making her a million dollars a year or more, allowing her to live the American dream after the struggle and all the shit she’s seen and done….you’ve gotta expect a little “fuck you’ ego, annoyingness, and bratty behavior…because I know girls who aren’t VS models that are total materialistic cunts…you know that are the worst and haven’t seen anything this one has seen….so I guess it’s justified, at least that’s what Magdalena Frackowiak will want you to think while she throws some tantrum with her rich boyfriend – cuz you know these communists don’t date poverty…..

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Kelly Brook is the worst…but watching her wrestle an inflatable while being a human inflatable is a fetish in and of itself…

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest….

So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…

I do miss the days of making fun of her miscarriage…that I am sure was an abortion that led her to America to live out the America dream….

I don’t like this implied nudity shit…come on fatty…show me labia like you used to back when you cared…

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Anna Kournikova is the reason the site is alive…

I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up…

The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Anna Kournikova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…

So thank her for ruining my life, while staring at her hot Tennis player that was barely a tennis player but is still a Tennis Player her fucks Enrique Iglesisas….

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YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES…

Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is…

She did Maxim, she is looking alright I guess…even if I prefer seeing spread asshole, with vagina in it, it makes me feel like I can see their soul and that I know it’s real..

But If you’re going to book one client early on in your career, VS is a good one…and prevent you from pervert spread asshole photoshoots I crave..

BUT YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES>

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Kylie Jenner is a monster….

Kylie Jenner terrifies me….

Kylie Jenner is some weird product of Kim Kardashian’s period that crew in their basement floor next to Bruce’s vagina.

She is 19 but looks 45, her body shape fucking strange, her ass not that of a Jenner but of some cartoonist….her face all injected and looking like meat is stapled to it…a disaster…that has a lot of young stupid fans making her millions of dollars….despite how freakish she looks…

I don’t get it…but it exists…

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Bella Thorne posts racier content on her snapchat than her instagram – because I guess snapchat doesn’t live forever, or maybe snapchat doesn’t hate nipples, and Bella Thorne is an exhibitionist who is just having fun – like a candy coated Disney bred, Miley Cyrus type, tapping into the internet’s version of hip, edgy, and naked for art, feminism, body positive…but ultimately attention…and attention she’ll get as long as she stays fit, tight bodied, young, and an exhibitionist.

The world is really that simple. Give a girl a child star role in a Disney production and for the next 20 years…people will be interested to look at her tits, like they are interested in looking at all tits, but that her tits seem more important because they know about them, rather than having to dig through the internet to find all the amateurs putting out tits..

This one is real…she’s got an AGENT a Manager a TV show…Movies…and still is a little perv on social media…WONDERFUL.

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Kate Beckinsale must have made a deal with one of the nerds who was obsessed with her – in some Weird Science kind of way – because she doesn’t age….not to mention she’s from the UK and if you know anything about women from the UK, 99 percent of them are monsters with rotting teeth, trashy living in Caravans with Clown looking massive tits….

She’s hot….she’ skinny…she’s a mom in her 40s….

I’ve never seen Underworld, but it is the only thing that she’s ever done, and I do know that it’s about vampires…which could explain whatever is going on in these bikini pics, you know with the whole vampires don’t age…but vampires aren’t real…but apparently Beckinsale is….

Maybe she’s just CGI, you know an animation…I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades a go and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….and any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped or holograms – because she’s not quite famous enough to matter – she could go unnoticed and you could easily create an illusion of success and fame….without even existing…but it’s good to pretend she exists while jerking off to her bikini body….because if it was an animation, you’d be weird, but you are weird and you are a creepy…but you already know that.

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Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot…..

I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise…

Weird fucking workout pants…

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Here’s some Heidi Klum trying to Amy Winehouse and go back to black….because you know as you get older, your vagina gets bigger, and has new requirements…especially after you spent your 30s getting fucked by voice of an Angel, real life beauty and beast, Seal….with a penis the size of a average man’s thigh…..something only a German could handle…preferably lubed up with feces…because Germans are fucked and if you don’t believe me – ask all the surviving Holocaust jews that are in their 80s at your Passover Seder tonight….

From practicing the chocolate in her mouth, to the subtle cock teasing in her bikini strip, making the poor – literally poor – Turks and Caicos boat man feel uncomfortable because he’s not allowed to fuck the clients…BUT it’s Heidi Klum…right…

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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Fucking in the food Court

Newsreader Caught Daydreaming…

Landslide in India…

Sewer Explodes

Tire Almost Hits Mom With Stroller

Suicide Bomber of the Day – Fucked Up…

Indiana Jones Fail

Another Day in Detroit

Some Idiots from Boston

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