It’s high concept. We do a brilliant cricket magazine full of star interviews (see spincricket.com for full details of this month’s issue). Then we go up the Wetherspoon’s to talk about it. This time, we’ve got Rob Smyth, Alex Kemp and the Third Umpire plus comeback ‘kid’ Chris Lewis and brainiest man in sport Ed Smith. Write to us ateditors@spincricket.com with praise, blame and donations.

Full itinerary:

1. A rousing welcome from Colin the Janitor

2. Harmy: is it all over? Mr Smyth says: ‘No way!’

3. Jimmy A: is it all over? Mr Smyth says: ‘Very possibly!

4. Chris Lewis: after eight years out of the game, he’s coming back at 40! So is there hope for us, too? 

5. “I’d like to be Bob Willis but I think I might be Mike Selvey” – Mr Third Umpire unveils summer commentary plans

6. Mr Kemp clean bowls Mr Michael Vaughan – and meets him 10 years later with an orange head!

7. Ed Smith answers a very long question from Mr Umpire and talks about his ace new book ‘What Sport Tells “Us About Life”

8. Ned Larkins – dressed as the Milk Tray man – pokes his head out through the bushes – and stays ’til four in the morning!

9. “Are you a fan of Colin the janitor?” “Yes – and so will all the listeners be, after this.”

FACEBOOK: Join Kemp, Smyth and Umpire at their separate pages or go to the SPIN World Cricket Monthly page or the Stick Cricket fans page. Face it: this IS all you have to do today. So just sit back and ‘enjoy’.

JOIN US: Maybe you could join us in the candle-lit Wetherspoons? We have a spare seat. State your claims ateditors@spincricket.com

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