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Being a social person is not one of my strong points.  This being said, one of my least favorite parts of a morning service is the "meet and greet" time.  Some people just soak it up, running from person to person with big hugs and strong handshakes.  I, on the other hand, am feigning interest in reading the bulletin.  Of course I already read it before the service, but the secret is to appear as if you are looking for some vital information.  Ah yes, let's see...  the Wednesday night bible study is on...   Wednesday night!  What a surprise!  Hmmm, did they print the correct date?

Yes, it's getting near Christmas time.  What does that mean?  It's means schools across the country are getting geared up for their Christmas programs.  I know for sure the one song that all the kids are excited about singing is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.  Not  necessarily because it's a catchy tune, but because of the funny stuff they get to interject  in between ( "like Monopoly").  The sad part of learning humor, is though it may be new and exciting to you, it might not be new to the majority of people.  I can see a lot of kids thinking, "wait till Mom and Dad get a load of these funny things we say in the song, "like a lightbulb!", they're going to go through the roof!"  Unfortunately the laughter they hear is not in response to the "unexpected lines", it's in response to the remembrance of how we were just as excited in our youth to preform that same song.  They'll probably have the same experience in twenty or thirty years. This post will go down in history, just like Columbus did! Wooo haha!! Good one!!!

I have often heard a complaint from the pulpit that it's a shame that people get all excited at a Super Bowl game, but aren't as excited that Jesus rose from the dead.  I disagree with this comparison on a couple of points.  First of all, the Super Bowl is something live happening before your eyes, and the resurrection happened 2000 years ago.  I don't think the Miami Dolphin fans are still whooping it up in the streets over the 1974 Super Bowl win.  If I was a witness to the resurrection, I know I would be running as fast as I could with excitement along with John and Peter.  I believe Jesus doesn't want a hyped up crowd, He want's committed hearts.  I actually think that sports hype is often more genuine than church hype.  If your team scores a goal or a touchdown, your outward reaction is genuine, from the heart.  I often wonder how much of the outward reaction is genuine at church.  Wow, I think this is my longest post yet, you'd better take a nap after reading this one.

Sometimes on the weekends, I like to get small projects done.  After having trouble moving several large rocks, one of my buddies suggested I rent a small bobcat to move them.  "It'll take no time" , he said.  I had a really hard time tracking one down, but finally I was ready to use the bobcat.  As soon as I opened the cage, it ran off into the woods.  I don't think I'll get my deposit back.