Audible Wiffle

FINALLY, EPISODE 20

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 19:56:00 -0700

HEY! WIFFLE NERDS! DOWNLOAD THIS: episode20.mp3

Here's a taste of what you'll be listening to:
-Podcast update.
-Dayton Field is quirky as hell.
-Bells gets pissed in a postgame interview, so does Los.
-JK from the Atlanta Wiffleball League calls Dorktown.
-Check out our WiffleCam and watch us live the next gameday.

Audible Wiffle to return for the 2007 season

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:08:00 -0700

We had a nice long off-season but it's almost time to get the wiffle podcasting for 2007 underway.

Listen to the new post to help you get into wiffle-shape before the season starts:
auiblewifflecommercial.mp3

A New Champion

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 17:59:00 -0700

Is there play by play? No. Is there drinking? Sure. Do we find out who the new champion of the Fresno Wiffleball League is? Yep.

Download this: fwlchampion2006.mp3 [06:00]

Thanks for listening to the Audible Wiffle Podcast this year. Check out our other podcast by going here: Dorktown Podcast.

Or, if you don't want to download, just click play here:

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Heavy Wiffle Breathing

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 2 Aug 2006 22:20:00 -0700

IT'S BACK! The Audible Wiffle Show #17.

Download this file: wiffle17.mp3

Listen to a little play-by-play of FWL games from July 31st with C from Dayton, Los from D'Wood, Lance from Cedar and Bells from the Boozers.

Please, use the player if you don't want to download, manga:

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The End Game

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 31 May 2006 18:19:00 -0700

The final chapter in this random podcast from the extra inning game between Bell's and his Boozers vs. Patrick Dewolf team: endofgame.mp3
-Featuring:
The game winning hit and Bells in a postgame interview.
Play-By-Play/Color: C, Aaron, Lance.
Postgame interview: C interviewing Bells.
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The game wasn't put together in one file because of the length. Those of us here at the Audible Wiffle Show are sorry for that but now the whole game can be hear by downloading each quarter. They can be found in the posts below.

Second Quarter Wiffleball??

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 31 May 2006 18:08:00 -0700

Now here is the second part of the four part series involving the game between Bells and Patrick: secondquarter.mp3

Play-by-play: C of Dayton
Color Comentary: Lance of Cedar
Crowd Noise: Aaron of LSB, Becky of Marin

Not In Order

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 31 May 2006 17:52:00 -0700

You've listen to the third section (of four sections) from the game between Bells and Patrick and are asking "Where the hell is the other parts of that podcast? What kind of half-assed rig is this?"

Well, here is the first part: firstquarter.mp3

Click it to start the download. Parts two and four are soon to follow.

Wiffleball - Ross Porter Style

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Tue, 23 May 2006 11:59:00 -0700

This is part three, of a four part broadcast, from the May 21st FWL game between Bells (Boozers) and Patrick (Dewolf): partthree.mp3

Announcers: Mike Seay(C) - Lame play-by-play.
Lance Larsen - East Coast Color.
Aaron Ford - Man On The Field.

Half a Broadcast: Dewolf vs. Cedar

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Mon, 22 May 2006 19:15:00 -0700

DewolfvsCedar.mp3

Click the above link and wait for the downloading to hear the end of a game between Lance and Patrick, plus a postgame interview with C and Lance.

**This is the first attempt at doing some play-by-play to be used for the Audible Wiffle Show.

Dirty Opening Day Talk

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:00:00 -0700

A very adult podcast so please listen with extreme caution. There is also a completely screwed up start that envolves a long Helmet intro folowed by silence, then the show finally starts...extreme caution.
Download: openingday.mp3
The Audible Wiffle Show is back with:
-Terrible audio, followed by silence.
-What's a Yellow Sanchez?
-A rundown of today's FWL events...kinda.
-Fast Plastic talk.
-WiffleTrek.
-More sexual wiffle talk (this has to be the first time wiffle and dirty sex moves are brought together in one conversation).
-Dorktown.net'spodcast staple "The Ehhhhssss" work their way into the Audible Wiffle Show.

Headphones people! openingday.mp3

Show Ten Is On The Radio

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:45:00 -0800

Mike is podcasting solo as he plays a segment from an appearance on Fresno radio show Move On Up. "Move" is on Friday nights at seven on station 88.1 and is hosted by Devoya Mayo.

Then, Mike briefly discusses public wiffle fields - Where the hell are they?

Audible Wiffle Show 10.mp3

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CHAMPION OF A SHOW

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 9 Oct 2005 17:59:00 -0700

We crown Bells the FWL Champion...Podcast style. Everybody is in the studio (Lance, C, Bells, Ford, Patrick) as we break down the season, the championships, Jersey wiffle, Wiffle-Up, Fastplastic in 06, Alan Garcia is called out, a bunch of swearing and a lot of yelling. Download it! Championship Show.mp3

Show Eight Battles It Out

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 20:46:00 -0700

This one is for "Audible Wiffle" purists only. Bells and C briefly discuss today's games before they call Ford. This phone call enables Bells and Ford to go head to head in a profanity laced "smack off".

Only for the strong willed:Audible WiffleShow8.mp3

It's The F#C*ING Audible Wiffle Show

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 14 Aug 2005 22:10:00 -0700

Trailblazer, that's what they will call Bells in the years to come. When people look back on who opened the Wiffle Podcasting door to "Droping F-Bombs", they will talk about this podcast and a certain character named Bells.

This one isn't for the kids as Bells uses the word FUCK 34 times in a ten minute podcast. Also listen for talk about illeagal Toy-R-Us Wiffle Bats, underage wiffle, FWL game summarys, Bells callin' Ford out, JLT Bat company sucking and betting souls on wiffle games.

Audible Wiffle
Show7.mp3

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Show Six Is Hot

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 13:56:00 -0700

Listen to the only people dumb enough to play wiffleball in 100 degree temps - Dustin and Mikie. They talk about the game they played, Fresno State football players playing wiffle and make a surprise call to league star Aaron Ford.
Please download Audible Wiffle Show 6

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La Selva Beach Wiffleball league? (Audible Wiffle 5)

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:26:00 -0700

Mikie is back and he brings in Aaron Ford from La Selva Beach. It's the first ever phone interview as they talk about: playing wiffle in front of random people, Fresno heat, message board smack on Bells, cool wiffle bats and dirty spas. Very sorry for the poor quality - still learning.
Please download Audible Wiffle Show 5

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"AUDIBLE WIFFLE" Show 4

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 22:30:00 -0700

AUDIBLEWIFFLESHOW4.mp3 Patrick joins Mikie again as they discuss the days events and make some predictions about Fourth Of July weekend. Will there be drinking? Will there be Wiffle? Yes and hell yes!

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Audible Wiffle Show 3

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 23:10:00 -0700

It's back again - This time they're sober.

Patrick and Mikie go over the day's events and some of the fallout from "Drunk Day".
AudibleWiffleShow3.mp3

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DrunkDay Report 2

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Thu, 9 Jun 2005 00:22:00 -0700

Here is another audio report from Drunkday 05. This one has some "sailor talk" so, if you're at work, you might want to put some headphones on.
Drunkday2.mp3

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Drunk Day Report 1

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 4 Jun 2005 20:07:00 -0700

This is a report from our "Drunk Day". PLEASE FORGIVE the mic bumps, I know they are terrible. We are just feeling our way around here: drunkday1.mp3

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Drunk Day Is Here

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sat, 4 Jun 2005 01:16:00 -0700

This is the place to check for FWL Drunk Day audio updates. Here is the first one from the night before:
drunkpoder.mp3

This is a report from our "Drunk Day". PLEASE FORGIVE the mic bumps. We are just feeling our way around here: drunkday1.mp3

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SOFTBALL IS FOR POSERS

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:57:00 -0700

I admit it, I play Wiffleball. Go ahead and laugh but you're probably just jealous.

What's that you say? You can't be jealous because you don't know what Wiffleball is? Well, you're not the only one with questions about Wiffleball. When I'm having a conversation with someone and they find out I play Wiffleball, I get many questions. Well, Okay, not many questions but there are a few, such as:

-You play what now?
-Is that the ball with the holes?
-Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, ya right...wait, you're serious?
-Hey, my five year old and I play that.
-Huh?
-Wiffleball, that's cool. (No idea what Wiffleball is.)

Actually the most common reaction I get is a polite smile and head nod. But I just know that they're thinking "I knew he was a dork but ,WOW, I had no idea".

Okay, I'll concede that an adult playing Wiffleball is a bit on the geek side, but it shouldn't be considered any worse than playing Softball.

Like Softball, Wiffleball is just a modified version of Baseball. But Wiffleball has the element of pitching that Softball (well slow pitch anyway) doesn't have. In Wiffleball, you have all of the types of pitches that Baseball has plus a couple extra ( the "Cadiwampus" is very popular). Softball just has the Toss-it-up-there-so-the-girl-from-Service-Deli-can-hit-it and the Huck-the-holy-hell-out-of-it under-arm pitch.

Softball does have the fact that the ball is close to being hard as a baseball and you need an aluminum bat, like college Baseball (ohhh yes, aluminum bats in college Baseball, I smell another column). Also, your not going to get hurt with a Wiffleball like you could a Softball. Although if you've been hit square in the 'junk' with a Wiffleball ,like most of us have, you wouldn't say that!

A major stumbling block for making Wiffleball considered a less dorky sport is the whole "played it as a kid and then I discovered there are these strange creatures called girls" thing.

Now that I have managed to fool a girl into marrying me, the fact that Wiffleball is considered a kids game, to me, is one of it's selling points. Every time we play I get a little flashback of when I played as a ten year old. Summer days of going from morning till dinner, no matter how damn hot it got (by the way, an August Fresno day feels like Heatmiser himself is lurking about). Threre are some moments, while playing, when it feels like no time has passed at all.

I hope that one day Wiffleball can break out of that kid/geek stigma and become a more respectable sport (yea, you know, like Bowling or Dodgeball). I will be waiting with ball and Banana Bat in hand.

Now are you jealous?

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The Flux Is Back

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:54:00 -0800

Almost forgot there was a Sports Flux...almost.

Baseball season is starting so check here for Sports Fluxes predictions for the coming season. In the meantime, check out the new MESSAGE FORUM and start posting about sports or anything you want...even if you're a Giants fan.

Say It's So Joe

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 23:12:00 -0800

Can this actually be true? The NHL is coming back? Just when I began to get a life, outside of the NHL, they come back. Sorry honey, NHL has returned, I don't have time to spend on our relationship until Baseball season (and then there is REALLY no time).

Now, the number one thing the NHL has to do...OPEN THE DAMN GAME UP IDIOTS!

The first way to do that is eliminate the two-line offsides pass penalty. It's the dumbest thing ever. The most exciting thing in hockey is the "break-away". The two-line pass penalty stops this. Why in the world would you want to develop a rule to create LESS of them? Imagine if basketball had a penalty for passing to a player running down to do a fast-break dunk.

REMEMBER THIS MARTZ!

mike@dorktown.net (Mike Seay) — Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:59:00 -0800

The St. Louis Rams have somehow managed to sneak in the playoffs.

They made it dispite Mike Martz, terrible special-teams play, the worse turnover ratio in the league, Mark Bulger being injured and me being their fan.

That's a lot to overcome. But they did and now Martz just needs to remember one thing: STEVEN JACKSON.

Hey Martz, when you wake up in the morning, remember Jackson.

Remember him when you have your coffee, take your first piss, watch Sponge Bob, look at your gut in the mirror, emptying beer bottles from the night before, putting your Crest White Strips on, whacking-off to your playbook that's open to show your favorite pass play.

You need to remember to use Steven Jackson because that is what's going to win you playoff games. But most of all, it will let me forget what a pigheaded coach you are.