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A Good Word

Mrs. Weasel — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:16:35 +0000

The LORD will fulfill his purpose for me.

- Psalm 138:8

"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro

Mrs. Weasel — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:01:40 +0000

A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.

- G. K. Chesterton

"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro

Mrs. Weasel — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:03:10 +0000

Dun't inhale yer food, er ya might git ner-mone-ya.

- Jethro Beauregard Von Turdball III

What up, Britches?

Mrs. Weasel — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:01:18 +0000

I just started reading aloud to the boys the book Little Britches: Father and I Were Ranchers by Ralph Moody.

Mike looked at the title and asked,

What if the "r" was missing?

My response was:

Um... How do you know that word?

Both boys looked at their father.

Me? I don't use that word.

To which King responded:

What about that time you kept saying to us 'What up, Bitches?'

Oh, yeah.

A Good Word

Mrs. Weasel — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:01:04 +0000

Delight yourself in the LORD,
and he will give you the desires of your heart.

- Psalm 37:4

[Photo of King and my dad, circa 2002]

"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro

Mrs. Weasel — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:46:48 +0000

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

- Lewis Carroll (born January 27, 1832)

A Good Word

Mrs. Weasel — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:54:02 +0000

The LORD is my light and my salvation;
whom shall I fear?
The LORD is the stronghold of my life;
of whom shall I be afraid?

- Psalm 27:1

[The boys and I began memorizing this Psalm this past week.]

"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro

Mrs. Weasel — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:01:12 +0000

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

- An old farmer's advice

A Good Word

Mrs. Weasel — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:01:06 +0000

I will not forget you.
Behold, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands;

- Isaiah 49:15-16

"Deep Thoughts" with Jethro

Mrs. Weasel — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:01:33 +0000

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

- Rodney Dangerfield