Squid vs Unicorn

Bed Intruders

2011-07-06T21:05:00.001-04:00

Crazy naked guy on the 6 train

2011-05-10T23:11:00.000-04:00

Pretty decent video of a guy freaking out on the subway, in which he strips down to his pubes and ding dong to shout racial slurs.

$500 Holy Crap! Is that a room for rent on my Craigslist?!?!?!?!?!?

2011-04-12T12:17:00.000-04:00

via Consumerist

Best Watchmen quote

2011-03-21T19:04:00.000-04:00

Agencio Loco (What working at an ad agency is like)

2011-03-17T14:20:00.003-04:00

This Spanish soap parody comes courtesy of Melbourne-based copywriter John Pace

The world of “Agencia Loco” is one of failed pitch meetings and beatings. Good thing we have subtitles, or else we wouldn’t have known why the client denied the pitch. Truly, vaginas and breath mints don’t go together--it burns.

via AgencySpy

Kacey Jordan tried to commit suicide

2011-03-15T19:00:00.002-04:00

Kacey Jordan--a porn star who partied with Charlie Sheen during his cocaine binge back in January--tried to kill herself last night... this according to police.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the Chicago Police Department raced to the Peninsula Hotel around 6:51 PM last night after receiving calls from the hotel after Kacey twittered several suicidal messages ... saying she had taken a bunch of pills and alcohol and was waiting to die.

We're told when cops got to the hotel, Kacey was sitting on her bed -- with prescription pill bottles, broken glass and alcohol all over her room.

Law enforcement sources tell us Jordan had cuts and scrapes to her wrists and arms ... but SHE insisted the suicide messages were merely a publicity stunt.

While Kacey was talking to police, we're told the porn star grabbed a corkscrew bottle opener ... tried to run out of the room ... and attempted to cut herself.

Cops eventually subdued Kacey before she could further harm herself and took her to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation.

We're told cops reported the incident as a non-criminal suicide attempt.

No word on Jordan's condition.

via TMZ

Come with me... if you want to win

2011-03-14T12:51:00.001-04:00

The first tiger blood infusion made specifically for high priest Vatican assassin warlocks with adonis DNA.

FAIR BALANCE:
There is no guarantee that taking this infusion will give you magic and poetry in your fingertips.

Duh, winning!

Procured at SXSW

The US budget gap: Entitlements vs tax breaks

2011-03-10T10:29:00.002-05:00

The chart below shows the 10 safety-net programs slated for deep cuts compared with the cost of currently existing tax breaks.

The column on the left is a list of safety-net programs that have already been targets of the House leadership’s budget ax. The column on the right is the cost to specified tax breaks.

via Center for American Progress

The happiest man in the world is an Asian American, Jewish Senior citizen

2011-03-08T15:24:00.005-05:00

Alvin Wong and his wife,
Trudy Schandler-Wong

According to a Gallup poll on the state of happiness in the US, the happiest person is a tall, Asian-American, observant Jew who is at least 65 and married, has children, lives in Hawaii, runs his own business and has a household income of more than $120,000 a year.

So... here's to you, Al. Well done.

via NYTimes

What if cats had thumbs? Uh-oh...

2011-03-02T12:35:00.001-05:00

How Star Wars changed the world of entertainment

2011-02-24T10:37:00.000-05:00

The people, companies, and technologies in movies, sound, visual effects, and video games that have been touched by the force.

via Daily Infographic

What Paz did with Paris Hilton's 30th b-day cake

2011-02-23T11:23:00.001-05:00

All is well on Cake Row tonight.

via Daily What

Infographic: Madmen

2011-02-22T14:19:00.001-05:00

via The High Definite

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

2011-02-22T04:52:00.001-05:00

"... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die."

via B3TA

Funny cartoon of what Doctor Who is probably like

2011-02-19T12:30:00.006-05:00

I've never seen the show either... this seems pretty accurate.

Sketches by Kate Beaton of Hark, a vagrant

via Metafilter

Guy crashes Paris Hilton's 30th b-day party, makes off with $2,000 cake

2011-02-18T15:07:00.002-05:00

"I woke up this morning with a $2000 birthday cake in my living room. It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris,' and its fucking delicious."

Cool story bro >

Also, there was Kryoman. This is Kryoman:

California cat burglar is real cat

2011-02-16T13:22:00.001-05:00

Residents of a California neighborhood say a cat has a habit of stealing items from neighbors. "Dusty" has apparently stolen more than 600 items from his San Mateo neighbors over the years.

via

Which Cupid do you need?

2011-02-15T10:19:00.001-05:00

via

What would your job be in the Star Wars universe?

2011-02-04T12:36:00.000-05:00

Infographic: Facebook Comment Flowchart

2011-02-03T12:27:00.001-05:00

Video: Girl in bikini and horse head mask gets it done

2011-02-03T12:18:00.000-05:00

Tim and Eric on Conan

2011-02-01T12:34:00.003-05:00

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim helicoptered in from the slopes of Aspen to visit Conan and talk about their Sundance short, "The Terrys."

There was no bathroom on the helicopter.

Preview scene from "The Terrys":

via TeamCoco

What is Canv.as?

2011-02-01T11:46:00.002-05:00

What is Canv.as, you ask? Well it looks like they've gotten $625k to create something like the next wave in image sharing forums.

At first glance, Canv.as seems like a very basic "2.0" forum. Users are anonymous, natch--but they actually have a profile page, which is populated only with the stuff that they've posted, and perhaps images they've saved, from the board.

via TechCrunch

Cool logo

2011-01-31T13:36:00.001-05:00

Picture of the Year

2011-01-28T17:41:00.003-05:00