Raccoons in Disguise.

Proof that Stalkers can be multicultural and raccoons.

Don’t let raccoons anywhere near your burqa, no matter how fetching they look in it,

-Admin.

Camouflage Paint.

Should’ve gone for Batman.

Spiderman is allowed in everywhere,

-Admin

Herbologists.

Not every Herbologist is a failed Stalker.

Just most of them.

Remember those who couldn’t make it into our Profession,

-Admin

Hide and Squeak.

The only thing elephants dislike more than Mice Rap.

Even Mice like to Stalk,

-Admin

Hotdog Suits.

They’re awesome.

Need I say more?

-Admin

Handpuppet Moles.

For the times when you want a break from Stalking; Handpuppet Moles are the way to go.

However, you want to have the most stylish Handpuppet Mole, do you not?

Sunglasses are the way to go then. That, or designer scarves. Only the type that don’t keep you warm though; these are for aesthetic purposes only.

Pretty scarves for the handpuppet creatures,

-Admin

Gay Couples and Old People.

The perfect solution to the problem of the Elderly being lonely.

Take care of the Cute Old People!

-Admin

Prey Are Easily Amused.

Seriously, Prey are easily amused. Provided with any reflective surface and their own face, Prey can be expected to have hours of fun. Watching the look on Preys’ faces when they discover their own tongues is a heart-warming sight.

However, the heart-warming quality of this runs out after the fifth or sixth time that your Prey stops what they are doing to pull faces and giggle at their reflection. It becomes a tad worrying when you’re stalking the CEO of a high-earning company and catch them grinning wildly at how the image of their face is contorted due to the shape of a rather shiny and reflective spoon.

Spook your Prey by pretending to be their mirror image and copying only some of their actions,

-Admin.

Perpetual Stalking.

A while ago, the following question was asked: “What about Perpetual Stalking? If you’re stalking your Stalker and they’re stalking you?’

Above is a vague answer in the form of a diagram.

Diagrams look pretty but often explain very little,

-Admin.

Great Minds Astoundingly Similar.

Idiotic Minds do not. Mostly because they do not think. Even if they did, it would only cause havoc as the only ideas they could come up with would be idiotic. In fact, the Idiotic Community are (suprisingly) extremely useful.

Consider it this way: say that you wanted to started a fake business (to act as a front for following people around with a clipboard and tie, or other suitable piece of attire). The best way to find out what not to do is to hire a member of the Idiotic Community and ask them how they would do it. Then, avoid doing everything that they suggest.

Success is guaranteed.

Great Minds may think alike but so do Lesser Minds,

-Admin.