Star Command the Series

The Newb

Zach — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:50:59 +0000

What’s in a name? That which we call the new Navigation Officer, by any other name, would still get treated just as terribly onboard the USS Lee.

This Old Starship #4: Rib Smoker

Ben — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:31:34 +0000

Commander Chuck’s got a way with starship engines, and getting them to do some amazing things (all except propel the ship). Here’s how to incorporate a warp drive at your next BBQ. (Writer: Adrian Havens)

Kickstarter Campaign Started

Ben — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:35:21 +0000

We’ve started a Kickstarter campaign! If you like what you’ve seen and want to see more and more-bigger, then consider contributing to the cause of sci-fi comedy! Check it out!

Six-Aft Stories #3: Fellowship of the Rock

Zach — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:03:25 +0000

Officers drink the same way enlisted crew do. The difference is that they discuss more esoteric topics at the table. . . unless you’re Chuck, in which case it’s either about loud music, fantasy novels, or both (if you’re unlucky).

This Old Starship #3: Defragging a Transporter Pattern Buffer

Zach — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:01:38 +0000

A piece of modern transportation technology we often take for granted. Yet, so many horrid things can happen to your genome if you’re careless. Commander Montgomery provides some helpful tips on how to prevent unsightly “brundles”.

Six-Aft Stories #2: The Tale of the USS Amblin

Zach — Wed, 12 May 2010 15:28:41 +0000

Gather round, faithful viewers, and hear Crewman Ezekiel Quind tell a tale of mystery, misery, and woe. Those with sensitivities to graphic depictions of dismemberment and overacted dramatizations may wish to have an adult nearby. And some tater tots.

This Old Starship #2: Duct Tape

Zach — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:02:22 +0000

It’s round. It’s highly adhesive. It comes in many colors. It makes a weird spacey sound when you dispense it. But as Chuck demonstrates, it does the incredible, even 500 years in the future.

MegaConvention bound…

Zach — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:15:21 +0000

Zach here with a short announcement: HeadGames Entertainment will be making their presence known in the Exhibit Hall of the Orange County Convention Center (Hall D) for MegaCon 2010. Like last year, we will continue to provide the quality amusement you’ve come to expect from us. Of particular note are the Star Command Pilot Episodes [...]

Six-Aft Stories #1: You Know What Your Problem Is?

Zach — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:25:16 +0000

In this first of several moments featuring the USS Lee’s crew lounge (where food is bland but the drinks aren’t), Chuck finds out more about Graak’s hobbies and why he’s such an honor-bound Mr. McGrumpypants.

This Old Starship #1: Engine Additives

Zach — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:49:31 +0000

In this series, Commander Chuck Montgomery shares with you the secrets of keeping a rustbucket like the USS Lee from flying apart at the seams. Find out how strange chemicals can improve the performance of your spacetime-sundering hot-rod.