tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157939142024-07-03T06:43:26.505+00:00A Star Wars parody. Characters blog to reveal everything you didn't see in the movie saga, from the mundane details of their daily lives to the inner secrets that should probably be censored.palpshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418092072288295314noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1151264809726628492006-06-25T19:44:00.000+00:002006-06-25T19:46:49.736+00:00

What the sweep revealed.Where: A sleazy club, then my place.Feeling: I’ll be glad when this is over.Listening to: The sounds of silence in my apartment.“Is there anything else, any more information you need from me? How much of an initial payment do you require?” I asked.“Don’t worry about it,” she stated as she stood. “You’ll pay me once it’s done, Or, I’ll collect it from your flesh,” she

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1148230970244365992006-05-21T17:01:00.000+00:002006-05-21T17:02:50.256+00:00

We are sorry to break into your programming this evening, but we have some breaking news that is of vital interest to the whole galaxy.There has been a confirmed report that we have had a breakout of the maximum security detention center on the Penal Colony on the planet Detentcerion !As we understand it , at this point all but 3 of the would be escapees have been captured .We are not sure of the

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Good morning, sir.I was functioning on autopilot for most of the day. There was an "emergency" senate sub-committee meeting for the leaders of the Chommell sector that Senator Amidala had to attend, which meant I had to attend.This was followed by a security briefing for me with the building manager of 500 Republica. Afterwards I took care of the paperwork involved in elevating the security

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1147135446535704552006-05-09T00:43:00.000+00:002006-05-09T00:44:06.550+00:00

I Jus Dont Believe what I am readin Here ! We attempt ta get our kids a better education and the Federation hits us with the following letter !Read throught this and tell me If our Younglins should be expected ta live up ta these standards !Dear Parents :Reacting to Federation guidelines, the Planet Naboo, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by The Federation

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1146414146039540522006-04-26T23:58:00.000+00:002006-04-30T16:22:26.050+00:00

I was interviewed on Good Morning Naboo.I'm usually up and about really early when I'm on duty back on Coruscant. Around 0400 I conduct a physical training session with the security staff and the handmaidens. After the workout routine is done I usually have time to catch Good Morning Naboo (time delayed, of course) over breakfast before work really starts. Coruscant has more than its share of

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1145573074066106242006-04-20T22:43:00.000+00:002006-04-20T22:44:34.076+00:00

Most of you boys out there dont have a clue what women really want. So this class is presented in hopes that you will catch a clue and figure out what we mean when we say somthing to you !For some of you " OBI " I am gonna go slow so as not to lose ya.You will want to take notes cause I DONT LIKE REPEATING MYSELF !!!Got It ?Ok welcome to the first class of :Translating Womanspeak( a ) I will

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1144889963109673432006-04-13T00:58:00.000+00:002006-04-13T00:59:23.146+00:00

As many of you know, I am considered to be the repository of knowledge regarding the Dark Side of the Force. Even Master Yoda concedes that I am more powerful than even he can imagine.Continues Here...

palpshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418092072288295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1144866286089642202006-04-12T18:23:00.000+00:002006-04-12T18:24:46.103+00:00

Bleh, I’m starting to miss the peace and quiet of a star cruiser. This planet/city makes so much noise all the time. My apartment walls and windows dampen most of the sound, but still, every once in a while, the sound of a car accident/explosion makes its muffled way into my apartment. And the planet smells, well, dirty in a chemical sort of way. Some of my clones have been getting a rash at the

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1144848255126387802006-04-12T13:20:00.000+00:002006-04-12T13:24:17.606+00:00

I’m totally, like, struggling with my work as a Senator. I feel like it’s hard to tell exactly who the bad guys are. Chancellor Palpatine is making decisions that feel wrong to me. I can see our liberties slowly slipping away, but it’s like hardly anyone else is noticing. I fear that even if we win this war, the Republic will, like, never be the same again.Read more...

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What are you Younglings doing hanging around the kitchen ? Dont you have something that you could be doing?We Are Bored NandeHi !Its Saturday Morning, No Classes, No Training And You are Bored !But you could be out learning new Jedi Mind Tricks, getting better at using the Force.Just sitting around starin at yerself in the mirror is not gonna get any more exciting !We Just dont know what to do !

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1144195666210375522006-04-04T00:06:00.000+00:002006-04-05T02:37:55.156+00:00

The women of AnsionWhere: Big Brother house, Naboo. Laundry room.Feeling: My work here is done.Listening to: My ex-fiancée, Jardena."I got the mask off of her and she was instantly awake," I say, snapping my fingers, "but her eyes looked glassy. She looked at me like, who are you? Then she saw Vos and she mumbled, 'Quinlan came back.' She sounded incredibly relieved."I roll my eye.Jardena

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TOP SECRETEYES ONLYFrom: Construction Supervisor, Patrick O’ ReillyTo: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (a.k.a. Darth Sidious)Re: Project ‘Oreo Moon’My Lord,I regret to inform you that the project has been delayed again and the installation of the access door on Level 22A, Sector Z32, Sub-Sector 9-FT, Lobby Q was put into the wrong wall.Continues here

palpshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418092072288295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1143754464454964602006-03-30T21:32:00.000+00:002006-03-30T21:34:24.456+00:00

Once again my loyal readers , I have spent countless hours bringing the real truth to you.We have been in hot pursuit of the notorious Army Of Cl(one).This Clone trooper would have us believe that he has always been the bastian of faithfullness , the keeper of the galaxy peace.Always presenting himself as a Clean , Upstanding, Clone to be admired.Single handedly saving the republic from a

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1143784157002196642006-03-29T05:48:00.000+00:002006-03-31T05:49:42.646+00:00

I stopped wondering about the purpose of my missions long ago. I still wonder about the wisdom of them as they fall apart, but not so much so before the mission. We’re going to Monor II, which is in the MidRim, in the Dragonflower Nebula. Sounds pretty exotic, right? Well it’s not. I’m standing here, looking at a fairly flat view with an insane amount of storage facilities, far as the eye can see

Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1143180854527675032006-03-24T06:12:00.000+00:002006-03-24T06:14:14.540+00:00

My favorite person showed up.Where: Big Brother house, Naboo. Laundry room.Feeling: Petty.Listening to: My ex-fiancée, Jardena.I frown slightly as I start separating my things from Jardena's in the laundry basket. I begin folding my clothes."She wasn't alone? Who was she with?" Jardena gets up to help me with the folding. "We had intel that there was another Jedi on the planet when you and

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1142802586957726992006-03-19T21:07:00.000+00:002006-03-19T21:09:46.980+00:00

Man I can't believe how much effort Wifiepoo is putting inta this trip today ! I believe she is trying ta single handedly ruin the Galactic deficit on this one trip.As we walked inta the Mall I began ta feel a little Sorry fer Shortleggs, I was the one that Chapped Momma off and she was gonna have ta suffer with the shoppin all day too !So when Wifie was lookin the other way, I slipped Shortleggs

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Sachina assisted me once again.Originally uploaded by Captain Typho. Where: Big Brother house, Naboo. Laundry room.Feeling: It's a good thing Jardena put out that fire the Jawa started...Listening to: My ex-fiancée, Jardena.“The real question is, did anybody help anybody?” I snort.“I made a leap of faith and decided she probably was who she said she was. I wasn’t convinced that Siri could

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1141862708126728322006-03-08T17:05:00.000+00:002006-03-09T00:06:38.330+00:00

Yes, it's that time again, list time! Sadly there isn't much mischief for me to get into at the BB:N house. You can only put makeup on a Jawa so many times before you start to run out of lipstick. As I was sorting through the pile of clothing that Padmè left behind, I had to marvel at the amount and complexity of it all. I’d forgotten how long it took to get her all done up for royal functions.

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My ex-fiancée, Jardena Ranaé Oneida.Originally uploaded by Captain Typho. Where: Big Brother house, Naboo. Laundry room.Feeling: Like I haven't updated this journal in months!Listening to: My ex-fiancée, Jardena.It's been a quiet day in the Big Brother: Naboo house and since I have some downtime, I'm doing some laundry. Somehow I suckered myself into doing Jardena's laundry also. Don't ask. I

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1141087313714102122006-02-28T00:39:00.000+00:002006-02-28T00:41:53.726+00:00

Well, well, well.If this isn’t an interesting place we all find ourselves in.After my betrayal in the Survivor:Tatooine contest, I bet you all don’t remember what happened next, do you?Continue here...

palpshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418092072288295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15793914.post-1140770775801077732006-02-24T08:42:00.000+00:002006-02-24T08:46:15.816+00:00

I was delayed a lot on my trip back to Coruscant.Customs stopped us in and out of every system. Random patrols boarded the ship whenever they could and ate so much of the food that we had to land to take on more supplies and go through another set of custom checks.Read more here...And some more Star Wars posts by me:Rage: Stranded and in need of helpCamera Guy: A Star Wars Reality TV blog (Behind

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From Big Brother: Naboo Would I climb Deeja Peak...Originally uploaded by Captain Typho. After Jon left the stage I remained. Putting aside the upright bass, I told the judges, “I’ll go next.”I cleared my throat and, squashing a momentary feeling of nervousness, I began.---Would I climb Deeja PeakOr cross the Jundland Wastes In my haste To impress? YesRead more...

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I don’t know about you, but I have had one heck of a week.First, I hear a report that one of my minions, Darth Cheney, shot some guy while he was out hunting womp rats on Tatooine. Apparently he was riding along in his speeder and decided to send a droid to flush out some womp rats from a bush.Click here for more...

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So we had to like write a poem for our fifth challenge in the Big Brother: Naboo house. What a lot of the contestants don’t realize is that poetry is totally all in the performance. Well, maybe Jon gets the idea, but not many others. Time spent on poem: 15 minutes.Time spent getting dressed: 5 hours. When my turn came, I got on stage in front of the judges and audience and performed my

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Well , as much as I hate do do it , looks like I'm gonna have ta make an example of ole NandeHi.I gave her explicit directions . While I was gone to the Big Brother House all she had to accomplish was finding out a few things about the little Green Goblin.How hard can it be ta find out his home planet ?His Real middle Name ?His last name fer that matter ?How long he's been a Jedi ?How he found a

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