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Do that Christian Side Hug! [VIDEO] - &lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/christian-side-hug" target="_blank"&gt;Buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;em&gt;New Moon&lt;/em&gt; weekend alternatives - &lt;a href="http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/20/twilight-new-moon-options/" target="_blank"&gt;popeater&lt;/a&gt;

Funny or Die Carrie Prejean Sex Tape - &lt;a href="http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/11/20/carrie-prejean-xxx-solo-sex-tape-finally-hits-the-web-nsfw-video/#more-56329" target="_blank"&gt;Backseat Cuddler &lt;/a&gt;

David Walliams promotes &lt;em&gt;Mr. Stink&lt;/em&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/2009/11/20/david-walliams-promotes-mr-stink/" target="_blank"&gt;Accidental Sexiness &lt;/a&gt;

James Van Der Beek files for divorce - &lt;a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/james-van-der-beek-files-divorce-wife.html" target="_blank"&gt;Amy Grindhouse &lt;/a&gt;

Demi Moore challenged to reveal unphotoshopped "W" magazine cover - &lt;a href="http://bumpshack.com/2009/11/20/demi-moore-challenged-to-reveal-real-w-cover-photo/" target="_blank"&gt;Bumpshack&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Starcasm/~4/X6PVLpDHnd4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://starcasm.net/archives/24737/feed</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://starcasm.net/archives/24737</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Why will Oprah quit her show in 2011 after 25 years?</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Starcasm/~3/lITqO4mcW6w/24594</link><category>Oprah</category><category>Splitsville</category><category>TV</category><category>Oprah show ends</category><category>Oprah Winfrey show quit</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">carrieglass</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:44:23 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://starcasm.net/?p=24594</guid><description>Oprah explains her controversial decision to end her popular talk show in 2011.
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Starcasm/~4/lITqO4mcW6w" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://starcasm.net/archives/24594/feed</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://starcasm.net/archives/24594</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>VIDEO and PHOTOS 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show with The Black-Eyed Peas</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Starcasm/~3/yUdpUw6slaM/24675</link><category>Doutzen Kroes</category><category>Fergie</category><category>Heidi Klum</category><category>Miranda Kerr</category><category>Runway Show</category><category>2009 Victoria's Secret lingerie</category><category>Alessandra Ambrosio</category><category>Anja Rubik</category><category>Candice Swanepoel</category><category>Caroline Winberg</category><category>Chanel Iman</category><category>Elyse Taylor</category><category>Izabel Goulart</category><category>lingerie</category><category>November 19</category><category>Rosie Huntington-Whiteley</category><category>Shannan Click</category><category>Victoria's Secret</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Asa Hawks</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:42:32 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://starcasm.net/?p=24675</guid><description>It&amp;#8217;s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie &amp;#8211; from the beach to the boudoir &amp;#8211; from Sports Illustrated to Victoria&amp;#8217;s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria&amp;#8217;s Secret Fashion [...]
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Starcasm/~4/yUdpUw6slaM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://starcasm.net/archives/24675/feed</wfw:commentRss><slash:comments xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/">0</slash:comments><feedburner:origLink>http://starcasm.net/archives/24675</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>PHOTOS VIDEO Paris Hilton Launches beauty products “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush”</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Starcasm/~3/ttG_tAaVKO0/24351</link><category>Health and Beauty</category><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>Celebrity Styler</category><category>Doug Reinhardt</category><category>Kathy Hilton</category><category>Nicky Hilton</category><category>Rick Hilton</category><category>Ultimate Brush</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">admin</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:00:53 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">http://starcasm.net/?p=24351</guid><description>Paris Hilton was at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills Tuesday for the launch of her new hair styling tools "The Celebrity Styler" and "The Ultimate Brush." So for all you parents and boyfriends out there with daughters and girlfriends that haven't quite reached their ho-tential, your Christmas shopping is done!
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