<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" version="2.0"><channel><title>JoeUser Forums » RSS Feed » Humor Posts</title><link>https://feeds.feedburner.com/Stardock/JoeUser/forum/39</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2026 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Recent Posts In Humor</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 2:47:09 PM -0400</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 2:47:09 PM -0400</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>kwilas@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>ANightyNightInThePast</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/522786</comments><description><![CDATA[Hello Stardockians,  I came across a few tech jokes today on  this website  and couldn't resist sharing them with this awesome community:    "Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays (a raise)!"  "Why did the computer keep freezing? It had too many windows open!"  "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"  "Why was the computer cold at the party? It left its Windows open!"  "What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/522786</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/522786</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 7:18:31 AM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2026-02-27T07:18:31-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>A Few Tech Jokes to Brighten Your Day!</title></item><item><author>gpensanti</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/507147</comments><description><![CDATA[A prisoner escapes from prison, where he's been locked up for 15 years.&nbsp; Breaking into a house for money and guns, he finds a young couple in bed.&nbsp; He ties the man to a chair, while trying the homeowner's wife to the bed.&nbsp; The convict kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.  While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.&nbsp; He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.&nbsp; I saw...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/507147</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/507147</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 8:27:21 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2022-09-07T08:27:21-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Kisses on the neck</title></item><item><author>Reidemonde</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/490982</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;                                   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/490982</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/490982</link><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 8:15:45 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2018-09-27T20:15:45-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Flat Earth</title></item><item><author>Daiwa</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/482103</comments><description><![CDATA[This is humor, as in the morbid variety.  The last line of the linked article is just too much. &nbsp;And some ejumicayshun was presumably required to be granted the opportunity to write it.  Laugh of the day for me.  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/482103</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/482103</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2018 8:10:03 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2018-04-20T08:10:03-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Jernalyzm</title></item><item><author>Jafo</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/480899</comments><description><![CDATA[ Humo  u  r for smart people         The Washington Post&#39;s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, &nbsp;subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.         Here are the winners:       1.  Cashtration  (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.    2.  Ignoranus : A person who&#39;s both stupid and an asshole.    3.  Intaxica...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/480899</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/480899</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2018 8:05:48 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2018-03-28T08:05:48-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Some Funny Stuff...</title></item><item><author>admiralWillyWilber</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/474224</comments><description><![CDATA[I realised for centuries that Santa Claus didn&#39;t bring all those native Americans in the Americas presents on Christmas eve. Why would he do this if he&#39;s not racists.  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/474224</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/474224</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 4:07:47 AM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2017-12-23T04:07:47-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Is Santa Claus racist</title></item><item><author>sdh011571</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/480671</comments><description><![CDATA[I just got GCII-Ultimate Edition a few days ago and am on my third exploratory game learning the differences between this and Dread Lords. After deleting survey ship after survey ship I&#39;m finally pissed off and decide to enter a bug report that my survey ship speed is going from 13 parsecs/week to 3 parsecs/week. I&#39;m hot and drawing all of my mental resources to devise a brilliant post to explain how ridiculously buggy this game is and as I am finally describing the actually problem and ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/480671</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/480671</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2016 9:53:16 AM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2016-11-18T09:53:16-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Surely I'm not the first</title></item><item><author>Draginol</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/449064</comments><description><![CDATA[As part of my comprehensive settlement with state and local authorities I have been asked to make this public apology in an effort to help alleviate common misconceptions regarding the rights of citizens.    I realize that things got out of control. I know that now. The numerous interventions, the visits from social services along with the highway patrol have all helped me understand that my understanding on certain legal…particulars was inaccurate.     The following is a list of of common m...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/449064</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/449064</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2014 8:21:41 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2014-11-10T20:21:41-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>25 things I learned in my quest to get all the guns</title></item><item><author>2of3</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/451774</comments><description><![CDATA[    ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/451774</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/451774</link><pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2014 9:06:44 AM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2014-02-08T09:06:44-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>This is Norway [video]</title></item><item><author>Draginol</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/451735</comments><description><![CDATA[Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition.&#160; Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault.      Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me.    &#160;     Top X rejected flavors for chips.     &#160;                  I won’t post the others he sent.&#160; They’re unprintable…   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/451735</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/451735</link><pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2014 12:28:26 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2014-02-08T09:28:26</pubDateParsed><title>My kid&amp;rsquo;s deranged sense of humor</title></item><item><author>Draginol</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/449163</comments><description><![CDATA[       My daughter said the Raptors don’t like to be pet.  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/449163</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/449163</link><pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2013 9:23:23 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2013-10-20T09:23:23-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Raptor farm is not working out</title></item><item><author>Draginol</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/448557</comments><description><![CDATA[I can’t help but think of this video:     http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY   ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/448557</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/448557</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2013 7:08:16 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2013-09-26T19:08:16-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>This week in Article/Forum comments</title></item><item><author>KFC Kickin For Christ</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/407725</comments><description><![CDATA[            Just Follow These Easy Steps:  A.&nbsp; Back off and let those men who want to marry men,       &nbsp;    marry men.  B.&nbsp; Allow those women who want to marry women,         marry women.  C.&nbsp; Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,         abort their babies.  D.&nbsp; In three generations, there will be no more   Democrats  .       ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/407725</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/407725</link><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:54:06 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2012-10-23T09:54:06</pubDateParsed><title>Progressive Thinking</title></item><item><author>XX</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/385992</comments><description><![CDATA[Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like?  First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.  &nbsp;  For example, I pick McDonald's.  City name: McDonald City  City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs.  What's fami...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/385992</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/385992</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 8:01:29 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2012-01-29T20:01:29-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>If company X formed a city...</title></item><item><author>TheTalkingRock</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/413848</comments><description><![CDATA[     &nbsp;   My close personal friend, Mr. Coal, has a great sense of humor. He told me the other day that he overheard a radio program that one of the miners digging him up was listening to. Evidently many humans think the Universe was created by a rapid expansion of a singularity. They call it the "big bang theory". So let me explain it better. Before there was a Universe and everything in it, like matter, mass, energy, and even time, there was absolutely nothing. Then one day, for reaso...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/413848</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/413848</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 5:30:34 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-11-28T17:30:34-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Why do people think they know everything?</title></item><item><author>TheTalkingRock</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/413802</comments><description><![CDATA[   I&#39;m A Rock     I started life as a large boulder on top a high mountain. For centuries a watched and listened as the world around me changed. One day in the distant past the ground beneath me shook violently and, along with several of my rock buddies, rolled down the mountain and came to rest in the valley below. I enjoyed my life in the valley surrounded by many friends and wildlife for a few hundred centuries until one day when several strange animals came by and started beating me with...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/413802</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/413802</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 8:59:04 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-11-26T20:59:04-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>I'm Pretty Hard Headed</title></item><item><author>KFC Kickin For Christ</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/404768</comments><description><![CDATA[ I so totally get this.&nbsp; In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people.&nbsp; Frustrating.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; From a friend.&nbsp;    &nbsp;    Now some people are really stupid!!!!   Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.   This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer   service being what it is today.   A lady died this past January, and&nbsp;her credit card company billed her for February   and March for their  annu...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/404768</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/404768</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 8:40:39 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-06-26T08:40:39-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!</title></item><item><author>Dr Guy</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/404014</comments><description><![CDATA[It just was not in the US.  And it was not by Fox News Network  And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense!  But it Happened!  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/404014</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/404014</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 2:20:30 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-03-01T14:20:30-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Examples of Right Wing Violence - Fox shoots man</title></item><item><author>KFC Kickin For Christ</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/404731</comments><description><![CDATA[  I love Maxine.&nbsp; This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it.&nbsp;       &nbsp;      I bought a&nbsp; bird feeder . I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it        Lovingly with&nbsp;with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.  But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the ta...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/404731</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/404731</link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 9:00:11 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-01-31T21:00:11-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>It All Started With A Bird Feeder</title></item><item><author>KFC Kickin For Christ</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/403564</comments><description><![CDATA[ Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of  Homeland Security  What airport X-rays have    discovered so far:   &nbsp;   Terrorist Plots Discovered   0   Transvestites   133    Hernias    1,485    Hemorrhoid  Cases   3,172   Enlarged Prostates   8,249   Breast Implants   59,350   Natural Blondes   3     &nbsp;   Maybe we should insist the   X-ray belongs to us now   since we have been forced   to go through this and keep   it so the next time we go to...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/403564</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/403564</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 8:10:57 AM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2011-01-06T08:10:57-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Have You Had Your Mandatory  X-Ray Yet?</title></item><item><author>singrdave</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/382042</comments><description><![CDATA[   &nbsp;  Just wondering if you see a resemblance...  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/382042</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/382042</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 5:05:40 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2010-06-13T17:05:40-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Separated At Birth?</title></item><item><author>CharlesCS</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/383019</comments><description><![CDATA[I just recently heard the funniest thing ever. I was watching a movie where in the beginning this guy is testing an “I want you back” line on his friends which he intended to use on his ex-girl friend but his friends though it was weak and corny. Why? Because he is what they call a   moodle  . For a moment there I was wondering “what the hell is a moodle?” and then this friend goes to explain:    “A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk, they want to feed ya, they want to cudd...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/383019</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/383019</link><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 2:49:14 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2010-05-28T14:49:14-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>What is a moodle? Do you know?</title></item><item><author>CharlesCS</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/382253</comments><description><![CDATA[Give yourself enough time with nothing to do and it's amazing the crazy things that can run thru your mind during that time. Especially when you have an active imagination like mine. Yesterday I was joking with my co-workers as I usually do; we have a new person working in our section of the dept from a different dept and she has been enjoying the daily fun we have in this dept. We all get along pretty well and tend to joke with each other just to keep from getting bored with the monotonous work...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/382253</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/382253</link><pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 11:01:14 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2010-05-14T12:01:14</pubDateParsed><title>When a man is a lesbian</title></item><item><author>KFC Kickin For Christ</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/381430</comments><description><![CDATA[  Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute.&nbsp; Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!&nbsp; Gave me a chuckle.&nbsp;     &nbsp;    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.&nbsp; After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.&nbsp;&nbsp;       After&nbsp;six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided&nbsp;to hold another meeting to di...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/381430</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/381430</link><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 1:20:36 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2010-04-30T13:20:36-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Sometimes When It Rains It Pours</title></item><item><author>utemia</author><comments>https://forums.joeuser.com/377031</comments><description><![CDATA[   In                    the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where                    their family member lay gravely ill.&nbsp;           Finally,                    the doctor came in looking tired and                    somber.  &nbsp;         'I'm                    afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the                    worried faces.&nbsp;                     'The                    only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain    ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">https://forums.joeuser.com/377031</guid><link>https://forums.joeuser.com/377031</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 8:11:51 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2010-04-12T08:11:51-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The price of intelligence</title></item></channel></rss>