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If company X formed a city...

XX — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 8:01:29 PM -0500

Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like?

First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.

For example, I pick McDonald's.

City name: McDonald City

City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs.

What's fami...

Why do people think they know everything?

TheTalkingRock — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 5:30:34 PM -0500

My close personal friend, Mr. Coal, has a great sense of humor. He told me the other day that he overheard a radio program that one of the miners digging him up was listening to. Evidently many humans think the Universe was created by a rapid expansion of a singularity. They call it the "big bang theory". So let me explain it better. Before there was a Universe and everything in it, like matter, mass, energy, and even time, there was absolutely nothing. Then one day, for reasons ...

I'm Pretty Hard Headed

TheTalkingRock — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 8:59:04 PM -0500

I'm A RockI started life as a large boulder on top a high mountain. For centuries a watched and listened as the world around me changed. One day in the distant past the ground beneath me shook violently and, along with several of my rock buddies, rolled down the mountain and came to rest in the valley below. I enjoyed my life in the valley surrounded by many friends and wildlife for a few hundred centuries until one day when several strange animals came by and started beating me with hammers...

Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!

KFC Kickin For Christ — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 8:40:39 AM -0400

I so totally get this. In fact, this could be me having this conversation with the credit card people. Frustrating. From a friend.

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and her credit card company billed her for February and March for their annual service cha...

Progressive Thinking

KFC Kickin For Christ — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 9:45:47 AM -0400

Just Follow These Easy Steps:

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men,

marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women,

marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies,

abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.

Examples of Right Wing Violence - Fox shoots man

Dr Guy — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 2:20:30 PM -0500

It just was not in the US.

And it was not by Fox News Network

And the man shot the fox first, so it was self defense!

But it Happened!

It All Started With A Bird Feeder

KFC Kickin For Christ — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 9:00:11 PM -0500

I love Maxine. This is a bit of her humor with a whole lot of truth behind it.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to ...

Have You Had Your Mandatory X-Ray Yet?

KFC Kickin For Christ — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 8:10:57 AM -0500

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security

What airport X-rays have

discovered so far:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Maybe we should insist the X-ray belongs to us now since we have been forced to go through this and keep it so the next time we go tothe doctor and he orders X-rays we can hand the...

Separated At Birth?

singrdave — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 5:05:40 PM -0400

Just wondering if you see a resemblance...

What is a moodle? Do you know?

CharlesCS — Fri, 28 May 2010 2:49:14 PM -0400

I just recently heard the funniest thing ever. I was watching a movie where in the beginning this guy is testing an “I want you back” line on his friends which he intended to use on his ex-girl friend but his friends though it was weak and corny. Why? Because he is what they call a moodle. For a moment there I was wondering “what the hell is a moodle?” and then this friend goes to explain:

“A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk, they want to feed ya, they want to cuddle y...

When a man is a lesbian

CharlesCS — Fri, 14 May 2010 10:01:14 AM -0400

Give yourself enough time with nothing to do and it's amazing the crazy things that can run thru your mind during that time. Especially when you have an active imagination like mine. Yesterday I was joking with my co-workers as I usually do; we have a new person working in our section of the dept from a different dept and she has been enjoying the daily fun we have in this dept. We all get along pretty well and tend to joke with each other just to keep from getting bored with the monotonous work...

Sometimes When It Rains It Pours

KFC Kickin For Christ — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 1:20:36 PM -0400

Someone told me this joke and I thought it was cute. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Gave me a chuckle.

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a policy that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the ...

The price of intelligence

utemia — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:11:51 PM -0400

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's ...

The Obama Bill

Anthony R — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:42:24 AM -0400

Is there a more fitting bill for Obama's image? I think not.

Senior Health Care Solution

KFC Kickin For Christ — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 5:52:39 PM -0400

Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 6 bullets...

You're allowed to shoot 2 senators and 4 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Great! New hip, knees, kidney, lun...

About Wisconsin

Trudygolightly — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 9:32:55 PM -0500

About Wisconsin...

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to...

An Old Cowboy

KFC Kickin For Christ — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 4:40:38 PM -0500

The old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a pretty young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cattle, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing ...

How Not To Drive On Ice

MasonM — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 8:43:50 PM -0500

A few videos that demonstrate how one doesn't drive on ice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWT1pY1mVlY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqbmYD4ee8U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT9iL6cxGQ8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ffUj4pZI8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxWefWbvTrE

Fast Food Relay

ryventura — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:13:39 AM -0500

If you could (which you can) travel between all of the fast food restaurants to put together the value meal of your dream where what you go and what would you get?

For me, I would head to Rally's to get an order of their awesome fries (with McDonalds as a close second).

I would head to Wendy's to get a Single with cheese.

I would go to McDonalds to get a large Coke (they seem to have the syrup to carbonated water mixture down the best of any of the fastfood chains)...

Bow Watch - Found on net

Anthony R — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 2:15:30 AM -0500

Hahaha funny

Tiger Woods Slow Jam Remix

rvrfhsiahskfhghia — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 6:50:14 PM -0500

I didn't do this, but was passed along by a friend via Twitter...

Science discovers a new element!

Audiafox — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 5:26:12 PM -0500

Breakthrough research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes ev...

Here's a recipe I'm sure you all will love for Thanksgiving.

CharlesCS — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 1:24:36 PM -0500

How to make a pumpkin pie.

Now that we all know how pumpkin pies are made, hows that sweet potato pie looking?

Powered by Zoundry Raven

Scary Looking Pumpkin

Anthony R — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:10:33 PM -0500

This is the scariest Halloween pumpkin I have ever seen!

The Ant & The Grasshopper Revised Version

KFC Kickin For Christ — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 4:09:08 PM -0400

I know, I know, I'm making fun of the Dems but it's just so hard to pass up. Sent to me by one of my ant friends!

OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be ...