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This dog is so funny!!!!!

2015-10-04T09:18:00.002-07:00

Never known a dog to behave like this at bath time. J x
Posted by Kyle and Jackie O on Monday, September 15, 2014

Hahahahahahahahaha

2015-10-04T08:44:00.000-07:00

Circumcised

2015-05-08T12:18:00.001-07:00

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist:
"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''
He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?''
So he asked the receptionist , "Is that question necessary?"
She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible" .
He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?
She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick ".

Smarter doctors

2012-08-17T07:40:00.000-07:00

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.' To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'
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Got Home Late

2012-08-17T06:50:00.000-07:00

Our problems

2012-04-07T18:52:00.001-07:00

shower with me

2012-04-07T18:52:00.000-07:00

Sperm grows

2012-04-07T18:49:00.000-07:00

Advice for men

2012-04-07T18:48:00.000-07:00

You!!!

2012-04-07T18:47:00.000-07:00

I got this!!

2012-04-07T18:46:00.000-07:00

A trolly ram

2012-04-07T18:29:00.001-07:00

Nuff said..

2012-02-28T20:18:00.001-08:00

Let your monkey enjoy life..

2012-02-28T20:15:00.001-08:00

Woman never satisfied..

2012-02-28T20:11:00.000-08:00

Tenants..

2011-12-09T02:39:00.000-08:00

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. "Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight." When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, "Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway."
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Drugstore clerk!!

2011-12-09T02:31:00.000-08:00

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall.
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Christmas tunes..

2011-12-04T10:52:00.001-08:00

Dashing thru the snow...on a V8 wondersled... crashing into trees...cos I'm off my fucking head...Been smoking santa's pipe...a dozen beers or more...I'm heading to the the red light zone to get myself a whore... Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells santa's smokin weed.... Mrs. Claus is on the floor...she's overdosed on speed...Blitzens fucked, the elves are too..they're trippin off their heads..If Rudolf snorts another line the twat will wind up dead!!
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Yo Mama..

2011-12-04T10:23:00.001-08:00

Something Fucking touched me..

2011-12-02T03:34:00.001-08:00

Sneaky Drinky..

2011-12-02T03:32:00.001-08:00

I'm sorry Savannah, but that night we went to Southern comfort, I saw you kissing Captain Morgan and you had sex on the beach with Jack Daniels... You broke my Red heart! But guess what??? I played you with your own Four cousins!
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Little toe..

2011-11-30T20:05:00.000-08:00

A guy is standing next to a gorgeous woman at a bar. He leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What?...I'm small and cute?" He says "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
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The polite way to go Pee..

2011-11-29T12:34:00.000-08:00

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said I would say:
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted!

Give that lighty a bells
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Oh Dr.Phil..

2011-11-29T12:30:00.001-08:00

Dr. Phil and Obsessions
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Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "you are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick! We're leaving."
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Blond jokes whahaha..

2011-11-29T12:29:00.001-08:00

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are on vacation in London England. They decide to take a ride on one of London's famous double-decker buses. There are two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top of the bus available when they board. They decided to take turns riding in the top and flipped a coin to see who got the first turn. The blonde won the toss. Fifteen minutes later it's the redhead's turn, so she walks up the stairs, and sees the blonde sitting there scared half to death. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white. "What's wrong?" the redhead asks. "We're havin' a grand old time down below." The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
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