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		<title>Scientists trace origins of Mafia to the Big Badda Bing Badda Bang</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW JERSEY. Scientists say they have traced the beginning of the Mafia to an event known as the Big Badda Bing Badda Bang, when a dense ball of Sicilians exploded into fragments of shag-pile carpet, chest hair and cannoli. However, the fabled “Godfather particle” remains elusive, prompting one researcher to comment, “Foggeddaboudit.” The distant and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANC calls for Free Will Tribunal to curb dangerous thinking</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/anc-calls-for-free-will-tribunal-to-curb-dangerous-thinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[POLOKWANE. President Jacob Zuma and Minister of Uncontested Elections Blade Nzimande have called for a Free Will Tribunal to stop potentially catastrophic terrorist acts such as thinking without written permission from the ANC, and have warned South Africans not to try thinking at home but to leave it to trained professionals. According to ANC spokesman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vagina a myth, say Saudi scientists</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/vagina-a-myth-say-saudi-scientists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIYADH. The so-called &#8216;vagina&#8217; is a myth, and women should stop trying to claim that they enjoy sex, says a group of Saudi grand viziers. The viziers, all experts in modern Saudi scientific fields such as astrology, water divination and alchemy, were speaking at the launch of their new study, &#8216;Between the Cracks: Stop Fannying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comair opens Dar es Salaam routes</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/comair-opens-dar-es-salaam-routes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comair Limited, operator of low-cost airline kulula.com and the British Airways franchise in South Africa, is again expanding its African network, and will soon be offering five return flights a week between Johannesburg and Dar es Salaam.]]></description>
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		<title>Response to Fiona Coyne death prompts nationwide moron crackdown</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/response-to-fiona-coyne-death-prompts-nationwide-moron-crackdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAPE TOWN. Police have confirmed that following the suspected suicide of TV presenter Fiona Coyne, the next person to make a Weakest Link joke will be forcibly sterilised. “For once,” said police spokesperson Gatvol van Moer, “we respectfully request the public to not be such a bunch of total dickheads.” Public reaction to the death [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bono: Wyclef’s presidential campaign is killing me softly</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/bono-wyclef%e2%80%99s-presidential-campaign-is-killing-me-softly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DUBLIN. U2 frontman, Bono, says his dream of being the first pop star to rule a country is in danger if Fugees rapper Wyclef Jean wins his campaign for the Haitian Presidency, a move that has been described as the most outrageous collaboration of music and politics since Andrew Lloyd-Webber wrote Evita. Bono, who has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANC to gag “total retard” Zuma after “vote out ruling party” fiasco</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/anc-to-gag-%e2%80%9ctotal-retard%e2%80%9d-zuma-after-%e2%80%9cvote-out-ruling-party%e2%80%9d-fiasco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FRANSCHHOEK. The ANC has locked Jacob Zuma back in his gimp dungeon and reinserted his gag ball after he told poverty-stricken voters in the Western Cape to vote out ruling parties who failed to deliver services and kept them poor. “Is he f***ing insane?” screamed one horrified NEC member.  “Next thing he&#8217;ll be tackling government [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Striking nurses agree to stop killing patients, will be merely indifferent</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOHANNESBURG. Thousands of striking nurses have agreed to return to work, promising to be merely indifferent to seriously ill patients rather than openly murderous. Meanwhile teachers&#8217; union SADTU has hailed the strike as a success, saying that handicapping a million schoolchildren helped create thousands of aggressively stupid failures who can go on to become SADTU [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bitter and disillusioned Liewe Heksie packing for Perth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BLOMMELAND. They call her Liewe Heksie but Lavinia is her name. She&#8217;s the cleverest witch she knows, and she&#8217;s even been to the moon. But for Liewe Heksie, 56, these words ring hollow. &#8220;It sounded much better in Afrikaans,&#8221; she says. &#8220;Now everything is in English or Xhosa.&#8221; Middle-aged, bitter and disillusioned with the new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANC and Cosatu staying together for the sake of the children</title>
		<link>http://steven.macintyre.name/anc-and-cosatu-staying-together-for-the-sake-of-the-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steven</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PRETORIA. As strike action continues unabated, Cosatu Secretary General, Zwelinzima Vavi has confirmed that the union&#8217;s marriage to the ANC has become dysfunctional. But he said both sides were determined to keep up appearances for the sake of their children, Julius and Floyd. A spokesperson for the ANC said it was an open secret that [...]]]></description>
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