So here it is…finally! Happy early Halloween!
I’m sorry for the delay but life got in the way. My work load just keeps piling up. I’m starting to get all these freelance graphic and web design jobs so it’s pretty hecktic and exciting! This is where the bad news and to kinda good news comes in. [...]]]>So here it is…finally! Happy early Halloween!
I’m sorry for the delay but life got in the way. My work load just keeps piling up. I’m starting to get all these freelance graphic and web design jobs so it’s pretty hecktic and exciting! This is where the bad news and to kinda good news comes in. The bad news is I will only be doing one more post the I’m taking a vacation. I don’t know how long, no longer than a year. But I may just cut down my posts to once a month. It all depends on how busy I stay in my personal and work life. The good news is, I’m not leaving the site, I’m not shutting it down, and my next post will blow your mind. So grab a mop!
So that’s it. I know it’s sad. But it’s not like I’m dying. EVAR! I’m immune!
Later!
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If you are unfamiliar with Reddit then you may not get this comic. Needless to say, I have been called asshat on numerous occasions and I have also dished out a couple asshattings of my own. I love Reddit.
This audio file is a perfect example as to way I love reddit so much. I found [...]]]>If you are unfamiliar with Reddit then you may not get this comic. Needless to say, I have been called asshat on numerous occasions and I have also dished out a couple asshattings of my own. I love Reddit.
This audio file is a perfect example as to way I love reddit so much. I found this one day when I was home sick. It’s possible the worst song I’ve ever heard. I feel confident in making that claim.
This song, republican jesus, a lion riding a horse…all reasons why I could waste an entire day on the site surfing the interwebs. If you aren’t familiar do your self a favor and visit.
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For those of you who don’t keep up, Kimbo Slice got knocked the fuck out in 14 secs. That’s sad. I thikn I could take Kimbo Slice now. I just need to learn a little bit of Karate. Easy!
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I wrote this comic based on a conversation me and my friend had. He says he’s saving his friend card for the Zombie Apocalypse to get a free meal out of me. Dick.
Sorry it’s been so long since my last update but I got sick earlier this week, then my dog got sick and I’ve [...]]]>I wrote this comic based on a conversation me and my friend had. He says he’s saving his friend card for the Zombie Apocalypse to get a free meal out of me. Dick.
Sorry it’s been so long since my last update but I got sick earlier this week, then my dog got sick and I’ve been dealing with that, and finally I just been workin mah ass off! Sorry again. Gonna try to keep it current for October. BTW, I hope you like the Halloween decorations. Costumes coming soon!
Anyway, sorry again for the delay. Enjoy.
P.S. Immediately after posting this comic I’ve started working on the next one. Should be done by Wednesday! 
LOLZ!
I bet you never imagined flipping someone off with a penis! HAVE YOU?!?!?
Well, I really don’t know what to say. I mean, it says it all.
I’ve been so busy lately I feel like I really don’t have anything to say. My mind is just a waste land of appointments and dealines. BLEH!
Sorry. I’ll try to [...]]]>LOLZ!
I bet you never imagined flipping someone off with a penis! HAVE YOU?!?!?
Well, I really don’t know what to say. I mean, it says it all.
I’ve been so busy lately I feel like I really don’t have anything to say. My mind is just a waste land of appointments and dealines. BLEH!
Sorry. I’ll try to crop up a decent post with my next comic!
Late!
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I know. Linux is fucking amazing. I doubt I’ll ever use it though. It seems like alot of work. And to be completely honest, windows really doesn’t crash that often. Perchaps I’m just not watching enough pronz!
Oh yeah! I think most of you have seen this by now but watch it again!
Here’s a list of [...]]]>I know. Linux is fucking amazing. I doubt I’ll ever use it though. It seems like alot of work. And to be completely honest, windows really doesn’t crash that often. Perchaps I’m just not watching enough pronz!
Oh yeah! I think most of you have seen this by now but watch it again!
Here’s a list of other things that are fine in moderation!
-Stab in any extremity
-Bullet in any extremity
-Cigarettes
-Poison
-Any and all drugs
-Radiation
-Getting punched in the nuts
-Getting punched in the face
-Not breathing
-Not living
-Wrestling bears
I mean, this list could keep going.
Feel free to add to the list!
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I tried it. Nothing special.
However, I did read this reveiw about Chrom that made me giggle.
Here’s a passage:
Last week, Google released a web browser called Chrome, and the online tech media had a powerful Googasm. We were long overdue for another climax like this, having been lightly stimulated with half-baked Google web products in the [...]]]>I tried it. Nothing special.
However, I did read this reveiw about Chrom that made me giggle.
Here’s a passage:
Last week, Google released a web browser called Chrome, and the online tech media had a powerful Googasm. We were long overdue for another climax like this, having been lightly stimulated with half-baked Google web products in the four years since GMail was released.
Every time the media fires off its gravy so violently, it highlights how little some of the supposed “experts” actually know about computers. Case in point: People saying that Google Chrome is an operating system designed to compete head-to-head with Microsoft Windows.
I understand the argument that as web applications proliferate, the desktop operating system becomes less important, and emphasis is placed on the browser. That’s all well and good, but let’s be realistic here. It’s a fucking web browser. It runs JavaScript a bit faster than other web browsers. That doesn’t add up to a Windows killer….
You can read the rest here.
Don’t take my word for it. Try Chrome yourself. See what you think!
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It’s just not safe anymore.
I mean, I know they’re immortal, but, who wants to spend immortality weak and frail. A buddy of mine argued that Vampires can’t contract blood bourne illness. Obviously I disagree.
So, there’s alot going on, Google Chrome is out. It’s okay. I didn’t notice any difference in Java and Flash. But maybe [...]]]>It’s just not safe anymore.
I mean, I know they’re immortal, but, who wants to spend immortality weak and frail. A buddy of mine argued that Vampires can’t contract blood bourne illness. Obviously I disagree.
So, there’s alot going on, Google Chrome is out. It’s okay. I didn’t notice any difference in Java and Flash. But maybe I’m just a dick.
VP Nom Sarah Palin seems like a bitch, but the kind of bitch everyone wants to see naked. I agree with her nudity, though we don’t agree on much else. She seems uptight.
I’m still working, but I don’t mind.
This post has far toooooo many paragraphs. Oh well.
Later!
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No hangers were harmed in the making of this comic.
Yeah, that was technically a dead baby joke! You smirked at the least and now you can look forward to an eternity in hell! From now on I’m going to try and pack as many people into hell as I can to speed up the zombie [...]]]>No hangers were harmed in the making of this comic.
Yeah, that was technically a dead baby joke! You smirked at the least and now you can look forward to an eternity in hell! From now on I’m going to try and pack as many people into hell as I can to speed up the zombie apocalypse by making people laugh at very bad things. I can’t WAIT for the zombie apocalypse!
Well, hmmm…..what’s going on with me? I’m working, and working, and working, sleeping from time to time, then working again! I really need to buckle down though. There is certainly alot more work to do! Work sucks…me…off, that’s why I work so much!
My next comic is based of a very very bad joke my buddy told me on Labor day. It should be funny, but alot of people will notfell that way I’m sure. But you know what? Fuck’em! If you can’t laugh at a joke then I’m sure your life is full of anger and dissapointment. It must be tiring!
Well, that’s it for now. Back to work!
Late!
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This is a picture I made of my dog Hank. He’s a Jack Russell / Chiuaua mix, and a fucking comic genius! I want to get this printed out really big and frame so one day when I have a fire place I can hang this picture over it. Ah Hank…you goofy son of a [...]]]>This is a picture I made of my dog Hank. He’s a Jack Russell / Chiuaua mix, and a fucking comic genius! I want to get this printed out really big and frame so one day when I have a fire place I can hang this picture over it. Ah Hank…you goofy son of a bitch!
Speaking of Chiuaua’s, here’s a clip of the absolute worst idea for a movie in the history of cinema. The writter of this movie should be very ashamed of him/herself.
I weep, tears of blood, for future generations. *sigh*
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