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Flooding season is upon us

2010-03-30T12:10:00.000-07:00

Look on the bright side, at least the ice has melted!

Don't Turn it Up to 11

2009-04-20T11:00:00.000-07:00

A guitar store owner has to put his foot down after listening to a badly-mangled 'Stairway to Heaven' for the 1,000 time...

Photo source: LolPix

Toilet Humor Part #1534

2009-04-19T11:38:00.000-07:00

What kind of urinal needs to remind patrons not to fish in the toilet bowl or pee like a dog? Apart from the one in my local bar...?

Photo source: HaHa Stop

Dancin' Fool

2009-03-29T09:23:00.000-07:00

No Dancing with Luminous Yellow Bears!

I guess dancing with purple elephants and green zebras is ok, then? Damn those funny colored pills!

Smokes, Let's Go

2009-03-21T10:25:00.000-07:00

Don't feel guilty about smoking that packet of Rothmans! As the sign above says, you've got a chance!

Photo source: LolPix

Service With A Smile (Sometimes)

2009-03-14T14:20:00.000-07:00

I'm sure I've been to this restaurant before. It should also have a sign saying "Trained Chef Sometimes in Kitchen" and "Staff Usually Wash Hands".

I should carry my own sign that reads "Tip Not Guaranteed". Grrr.

Photo source: FoundSh*t

Dog Chow

2009-02-22T10:02:00.000-08:00

I'm never touching a hot dog again!

Photo source: HaHaStop

Glass Half Full

2009-02-15T10:15:00.000-08:00

Sadly, this store owner's optimism was misplaced.

False Advertising!

2009-02-14T11:44:00.000-08:00

"Quality Natural Stone Products" eh? Sounded promising, but on further investigation this store was just selling a bunch of old rocks! Talk about false advertising!

Photo source: HaHaStop

Store in Opening Shock

2009-01-31T11:15:00.000-08:00

Oh no! The store is open! What a shame.

Picture source: HaHaStop

I Don't Fancy Yours Much

2009-01-19T14:13:00.000-08:00

At least this gentleman's club is honest. From my experience of such clubs, even 50 beautiful girls is a bit optimistic. Ahem.

There's Gold in Them Thar Blizzards!

2009-01-11T10:32:00.000-08:00

Snow storms are a winter nightmare, so why not make some money out of the white stuff? This enterprising home owner has hit upon a novel idea. I just hope it comes with instructions...

Photo source: HaHa Stop

The Joys of Public Transport

2009-01-05T15:26:00.000-08:00

You read the sign! Wait until you get home, people!

I'm not standing next to the guy with the backpack

2009-01-03T12:29:00.000-08:00

This train information sign does not give me confidence. What on earth is that strapped to the guy on the right?

Jesus Saves

2009-01-01T07:35:00.000-08:00

Ask yourself - would you accept a ride in a car that relies on the Son of God for immediate inflation in the event of an accident? Just sayin'.

Photo source: HaHa Stop

Let the Train Take the Strain

2008-12-22T12:21:00.000-08:00

For a moment I thought those courteous Japanese had designated train seats for fat piles sufferers. A nice rubber ring perhaps?

Photo source: Evil Milk

Toilet Trauma

2008-12-17T16:30:00.000-08:00

If this sign isn't lost in translation, I dont' know what is. Pee in the wrong zone and you receive an instant vasectomy? Don't chop eggs in the washroom? No pissing to the left? Bet ya wish you hadn't had that seventh beer now...

Photo source: HaHa Stop

Toilet Trivia

2008-12-12T15:03:00.000-08:00

Ever wondered where the word 'piss' came from? It's from the French word 'pissoir' which means 'somewhere to piss'. So now you know!

Cute Pussy!

2008-12-09T15:02:00.000-08:00

A pin-up puss! It's nice when a "Have you seen this cat?" poster has a happy ending.

I've never understood how you lose a cat. To be fair, they lose you.

Furry little bastards.

Photo source: Eat Liver

Gator Aid

2008-12-07T10:01:00.000-08:00

Alligators. Do not take out jogging, beat in a swimming race, comment on their bad breath or feed with sausages.

On the other hand, it would make a great holiday snap, so go for it!

Photo source: HaHaStop

Nice Kitty, Good Kitty...

2008-12-01T16:09:00.000-08:00

Planning a walk with the kids in the wilderness? In the event of a mountain lion attack, heed the advice on this sign. Better still, carry this sign with you and smash the rabid beast on the head if he attacks.

Photo Source: HaHaStop

Bye Bye, Bush!

2008-11-12T15:48:00.000-08:00

I know we will all have a tear in our eye as we wave ex-President George W. Bush into the Texas sunset and get ready to do some changing. Changing into what we don't know.
I wonder if Obama gets changed in phone boxes?

Bumper Sticker available from Sticker Giant.

Nom Nom Nom Nom

2008-11-05T15:05:00.000-08:00

Even the fishermen of Galilee could agree on this one - fish and chips is God's own food. Mmmm, greasy.

Roadkill Stickers

2008-11-01T13:45:00.000-07:00

Great car stickers. This car either belongs to a lazy serial killer, an eldery person with limited vision and a sense of humor, or every taxi driver I've ever traveled with.

Photo source: HahaStop.

Not Quite The Change Obama Meant?

2008-10-25T14:14:00.000-07:00

Begging, like politics, is a serious business. With so much competition for those prized donations, the savvy beggar needs to have a smart, snappy message that stands him apart from the rest of the street-dwelling crowd (and a message that will fit nicely on a bit of old carboard).

This guy has my vote.

Photo source: Eat Liver.