Stop It, Japan!

Jackbooted Pop-locking Michael-Jackson-Jacketed Skort-Wearing Ninja Gimp Juggalos

2011-12-24T19:49:00.000-08:00

I'm pretty sure it's a repeat and I don't care:

It's also been covered:

She also did this:

And it's all vaguely similar to this:

The all new Asimo - but still walks like it has a poopy diaper.

2011-11-12T13:28:00.000-08:00

VNSFW.

2011-11-11T04:58:00.000-08:00

As put so very well by The Daily What, "Something worth keeping in mind while watching this short clip from Japanese erotic horror flick The Big Tits Dragon: Hot Spring Zombies Vs. Strippers: You are awake and this is real."

Not sure if want Japan to stop or not stop...

2011-11-08T09:02:00.000-08:00

Japan: Please keep doing this.

2011-10-28T15:21:00.000-07:00

Previously, previously.

HE LIVES!

2011-09-12T11:37:00.000-07:00

This is what we're about.

2011-09-10T05:43:00.000-07:00

GUEST COUNTRY: Hong Kong!

2011-09-07T08:30:00.000-07:00

Dubbed in Hungarian for your convenience.

Once you go Kpop you never go back.

2011-08-17T11:15:00.000-07:00

An explanation, as offered by random strangers on the internet: Its a parody of the original Korean pop song by changing the Japanese title of the song. The title is "Girls Generation" which in Japanese is shojo-jidai, which they've changed to showa-jidai - meaning the "Showa Generation" (Showa period was from 1926 to 1989).They also did a play on the song title "Gee," by changing it to the Chinese character for an elderly man (爺), which is also read the same ("ji").

This right here is the reason we have the internet.

2011-07-30T09:40:00.000-07:00

Dance the night away.

2011-07-28T10:08:00.000-07:00

Previously.

the singing fleshlight

2011-07-15T11:32:00.001-07:00

meanwhile, out in left field

2011-07-10T11:11:00.000-07:00

Shaking its head and choking are obviously borrowed features from their lovedoll models.

2011-07-03T23:19:00.000-07:00

Voodoo approved.

2011-06-16T18:03:00.000-07:00

Buy an eerily accurate action figure of yourself!

I can't put my finger on it but something makes me think this isn't real.

2011-06-07T06:56:00.001-07:00

Thanks to Ruth!

Why did it take THIS long for someone to invent these?

2011-05-14T02:17:00.000-07:00

Japan: Please keep doing this.

2011-05-10T15:56:00.000-07:00

Researcher Very Excited About His Makeout Box

2011-05-03T12:17:00.000-07:00

As said on bOINGbOING, "Soon you will be able to tongue wrestle with an avatar of Lara Croft being controlled by the Genioglossus muscle of 55-year-old electric engineer named Spencer."

I got nothing

2011-05-01T13:37:00.000-07:00

"Soccer balls don't go in basket ball hoops. This device is defective."

2011-04-16T14:51:00.000-07:00

essentials in the future kitchen

2011-03-30T13:41:00.001-07:00

GUEST COUNTRY: Thailand!

2011-03-17T21:29:00.000-07:00

meanwhile, on a stretch of open highway

2011-03-17T12:54:00.001-07:00

It's catchy. Like syphilis.

2011-03-13T12:59:00.000-07:00

Stop It, Japan!

Jackbooted Pop-locking Michael-Jackson-Jacketed Skort-Wearing Ninja Gimp Juggalos

The all new Asimo - but still walks like it has a poopy diaper.

VNSFW.

Not sure if want Japan to stop or not stop...

Japan: Please keep doing this.

HE LIVES!

This is what we're about.

GUEST COUNTRY: Hong Kong!

Once you go Kpop you never go back.

This right here is the reason we have the internet.

Dance the night away.

the singing fleshlight

meanwhile, out in left field

Shaking its head and choking are obviously borrowed features from their lovedoll models.

Voodoo approved.

I can't put my finger on it but something makes me think this isn't real.

Why did it take THIS long for someone to invent these?

Japan: Please keep doing this.

Researcher Very Excited About His Makeout Box

I got nothing

"Soccer balls don't go in﻿ basket ball hoops. This device is defective."

essentials in the future kitchen

GUEST COUNTRY: Thailand!

meanwhile, on a stretch of open highway

It's catchy. Like syphilis.

"Soccer balls don't go in basket ball hoops. This device is defective."