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		<title>Kirby Inspired &#8220;porn&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 16:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So my friend Shane and I were joking else-where on the internet pathways and somehow it ended up at &#8220;Kirby written porn&#8221; and well then I had to? You know? I had to. So here is that. I refuse to apologize though I realize I possibly should. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Suzette leapt off her couch at the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Goose Judge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[No I am not sure why I did this either. But here you go. A bit of a spec script for a TV show called Goose Judge. INT. COURTROOM &#8211; MORNING The courtroom is mostly empty, a few regulars sit to watch the proceedings, as well as BIANCA TREBLE a local journalist. The lawyers for [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Goblin Toymakers, Too</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2025 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[(A quick intro bit. First this is way longer than the normal x-mas story but it needed to be. Second this is a sequel. You don&#8217;t need to read the first but if you want to you can go read the original The Goblin Toymakers here.) In the Goblin land known as Villagetownburg, four goblins [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Solving Problems</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/09/08/solving-problems/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2025 18:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[My entire life I have had a problem solving method that still, to this day, serves me well in everything I do. Work, writing or non, life, it&#8217;s just a good problem solving technique. For me. I can&#8217;t speak on if it is any good for you, or anyone else, I just know it works [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>An Announcement on a Specific Day</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/08/19/an-announcement-on-a-specific-day/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 14:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here it is, my 50th birthday. I normally ignore my birthdays, but I figure 50 is a big round number so I&#8217;ll pay attention to it for once. But how to celebrate? I considered a lot of options for that and finally figured I would break a long-standing rule of trying to not announce a [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Cities aren&#8217;t monoliths</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/06/10/cities-arent-monoliths/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 20:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We need to discuss cities in America for a minute, because a lot of people who don&#8217;t live in one have a few really weird misconceptions about them. I mostly want to deal with one specific one, though. Of course as I go into this note that I do not inherently think a city is [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Easiest Thing</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/05/31/the-easiest-thing/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2025 22:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to tell you, right here and now, the easiest thing about writing. It also applies to all other forms of creativity, and a lot of other things to boot, but I am going to speak of it in terms of writing because that&#8217;s what I do. Just know that, yes, I know it [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Scott Summers rules</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/04/23/scott-summers-rules/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 19:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Scott Summers, aka Cyclops, is awesome. There I said it. I know, and I have known since I was a kid reading X-Books in the 80s, that being a Cyclops fan didn&#8217;t get many people on your side. That&#8217;s never stopped me though. Let me tell you why I think he&#8217;s so damned good, as [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winnipeg, oh how I love thee.</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/03/20/winnipeg-oh-how-i-love-thee/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Quick administrative note: One I don&#8217;t even believe I have to make but here we are. I wrote most of this, and planned all of it, months before the current shitstorm of US/Canada crap started up. It&#8217;s all scary, messed up, and wrong as fuck. So, yeah, this was meant to be a letter, and [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>When is morning?</title>
		<link>https://www.adampknave.com/2025/02/13/when-is-morning/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adam P. Knave]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Feb 2025 16:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Been pondering what is Morning vs night for a bit and I&#8217;ve found the answer. The simple, definitive answer. Let&#8217;s go through it. You might be wanting to say &#8220;From 20:01AM to 11:59AM is morning, since it is all AM.&#8221; And that we do say &#8220;1 in the morning, 3 in the morning&#8221; and so [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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