Umorismo sul Web http://storielle.myblog.it/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:08:45 +0100 myblog.it All Rights Reserved http://storielle.myblog.it/archive/2011/12/27/utilizzo-alternativo-di-un-vecchio-pc.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Storielle/~3/cWi32ogubUs/utilizzo-alternativo-di-un-vecchio-pc.html noreply@myblog.it (pensateci) Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:22:47 +0100 <p>Ecco un utilizzo sicuramente inusuale del case di un vecchio PC :</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img id="media-1849579" style="margin: 0.7em 0;" title="" src="http://storielle.myblog.it/media/02/00/866624452.jpg" alt="case.jpg" /></p><div id="-chrome-auto-translate-plugin-dialog" style="opacity: 1 !important; background-image: initial !important; background-attachment: initial !important; background-origin: initial !important; background-clip: initial !important; background-color: transparent !important; position: absolute !important; top: 0px; left: 0px; overflow-x: visible !important; overflow-y: visible !important; 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