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Chapter 100: Kitchen Nightmare Before Christmas

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 03:38:00 +0000

HAPPY 100TH CHAPTER AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!! In this week's 100TH CHAPTER, Jillian and Jerry read aloud the lost episode of Boy Meets World that we have decided is now canon. Don't care. That's just the way it is. Jerry paired 4 Artificial Intelligence chatbots together and had them write a complete 22 minute episode, which we go over in painstakingly hilarious detail....and a little bit more for the fans as well. So join this festive celebration and find out how good of a job AI can do when prompted by the right person!? Ah dammit, I should have had AI write the show notes as well. Ah well, whatever.
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Holiday Vacation - Love! Lights! Hannukah! (Even though it's Chanukah, but whatever)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 23:32:00 +0000

Merry Chanukah everyone! Today, Jillian and Jerry watch one of the worst of the worst Hallmark movies we'd EVER seen... Love! Lights! Hannukah! starring our boy Ben Savage. Watch as they completely passover (hehe) any Jewish traditions in favor of blue and white versions of Christmas! Marvel at the way these "writers" completely bastardized any possibility of making one of the very few Chanukah movies out there, in favor of angels and Christmas lights....and if THAT doesn't bother you (shame on you) then how about the complete lack of conflict, plot and story? It was so awful we spent 3 hours going over it with a fine-toothed comb, laughing, screaming and shaking our collective heads about it. You won't want to miss this one.

Also, join us next week for our 100th Chapter!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 99: Topanga's Homophobia (Episode 503 - It's Not You...It's Me)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 14 Dec 2023 22:04:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jillian and Jerry witness the fear of abandonment and fear of rejection held up between Cory and Shawn who are clearly unstable, and showing signs of Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder. Paired with the jealousy and insecurity of Topanga, who now looks down on close male friendships, this whole thing falls into a pile of fetal clinical waste quicker than you could say "LOOK, I'M A LLAMA!" They discuss the fact that people take too much stock in Shawn's wild and clearly exaggerated fake story, try to figure out which dean is who would win in a fight before Andy and Lionel. My money's on cake.

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Chapter 98: Angela's Mug Maneuver (Episode 507 - I Love You, Donna Karan)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 06 Dec 2023 16:27:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jillian and Jerry argue over the merits of Shawn's growth as he finally starts to gain a personality. They learn about Shawn's hidden objectum sexuality, when he falls deeply in love with a purse he found on a random coffee table in school. Topanga manipulates Cory into doing her dirty work as she fetish-shames Shawn at every single possible turn, trying to force him into dating the devil. Also Eric is now experiencing lite schizophrenia, Jack wants to dabble and a rousing game of Marco Polo will commence. All this and Moore, on this week's satchel-smitten episode of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 97: Great Blocking (Episode 502 - Boy Meets Real World)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 29 Nov 2023 15:53:00 +0000

This is the true story of two friends who started a podcast about two friends known through one of the friend's best friend and the other friend being the brother of the same friend and one stranger who is also family to one of the friends, but also at the same time a stranger to him and an absolute stranger to the other friend with no family ties at all, all picked to live in a house, work together and have their lives taped by a brillo haired friend and brother who is in a film class tought by someone who knows nothing about film. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real. ITS BOY MEETS WORLD: REALITY EDITION!!!! Will Cory get into NYU? No.

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FIELD TRIP: The Story of Cory Goes To Pod Meets World LIVE

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 16:14:00 +0000

What happens when two silly, yet thoughtful podcast hosts go to see Pod Meets World live in their respective hometowns? They do a show about it.

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Chapter 96: Jack's New Toaster (Episode 501 - Brothers)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 15:35:00 +0000

Well, well, wellll - Here we are at Season 5. Jerry remembers everything being downhill from here, but this is what the rewatch is all about right? We got the new theme song (blech), a new character (yay), and an avocado fridge (random lies)! Today, after a tearful tribute to our boy Turner, Jillian and Jerry discuss the confusion of the production order in Season 5, before they watch Topanga and Eric get all hot and heavy out of nowhere, meet our friendly neighborhood brother, Jack, and listen to Cory whine for about 22 minutes straight. Eric has devolved into a childlike state, Alan is useless and Amy and Feeny are just trying to hold everything together. It's a long one, this time, but this episode warrants it for sure. So come along with us and ring in the new season with this episode of The Story of Cory.

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Story of Cory's Second Annual Halloween Social (Frankenstein General Hospital)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 11:00:00 +0000

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!! Today we watch the Halloween classic-tastic Frankenstein General Hospital. Because what in the high holy hell is Frankenstein General Hospital?!?! We watch this the only way we possibly can.....LIVE! Just for you. So watch along with us...because I need to know we didn't do this for no reason. Enough stalling, here's Iggy!

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Season 4 - FINALS: Painter

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:55:00 +0000

Boy Meets World, it's that time again!! Now hand in your Final Exam I HOPE you do better than last year. For today's Final, Jillian and Jerry are watching Painter, starring our Amy, Betsy Randle...This independant film was on Prime so if you'd like to watch first, by all means, you might just have a great time! For the first time in a while, we have a movie that's actually a damn film, with story and life and... well you'll have to see for yourselves. So come join us as we brave the douchey world of the tortured artist and see a brand new side of Amy. Can you guess what's going to happen next? Will anyone beat the boss in The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? What is going on with all the different relationships here? IS HE A GARDENER OR WHAT?!?!?!? Find out as we set up for an intimate evening with Ryan West...I mean The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 95: Season 4 Book Report

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 15 Oct 2023 17:24:00 +0000

With Season 4 done, Jerry and Jillian go over all the ups and downs ~~Cory~~ Eric has had to offer us! From discussions of class to the untimely death of multiple characters, this show has become....something else. What were YOUR favorite/least favorite episodes? And has Boy Met World yet? Lets plug it into the algorithm and pinpoint the exact moment the world has been met. Until then, enjoy - and lets see how this season did!

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Chapter 94: Acceptance (Episode 422 - Learning To Fly)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 19 Sep 2023 14:44:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry go to Beach University to relax for 4 years, but are interrupted by the murder of Shawn. It is a sad day today as Shawn Hunter has been taken from us by a sourpuss OCD cleanfreak who thinks she was good enough to be shoulder candy for big football man. Eric gets his moment, Cory gets laid and Topanga is let off the hook for being a no-good liar, even though she had zero reason to be. Also Hayden Panitieeriteerrreete, an unfunny and annoying Disney Channel-style "house mother" character and stealing 50 cent drinks - yeah, I'm phoning in the show notes today b/c they had no problem phoning in the episode.

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Chapter 93 - The Cake Is a Lie (Episode 420 - Security Guy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 20:26:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discover Eric's Negative Oedipus Complex as he just lambastes Amy for literally no good reason. But the idiocy doesn't only go one way, he gets a job and his parents are pissed! HOW DARE HE GET A JOB!!! Meanwhile Cory, Topanga and Feeny are all scheming to trick Shawn as he mixes it up with dirt and turkey. Also, we unravel the mysterious disappearance of Ronnie Patel and Poppyseed. Will we find any answers? No.

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Chapter 92 - Dead-Eyed Sherri (Episode 421 - Cult Fiction)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sat, 02 Sep 2023 14:36:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry we hang out at two Chubbies as we start to realize that Shawn WANTS to put himself into dangerous situations with complete reckless abandon. Or is it just thrill seeking gone awry? Either way, he's done it again as everyone in his life bands together to rightfully take down the mentally and quite obviously physically abusive Mr. Mack - anyone in 2023 who doesn't know what "hugs" represents, especially in the Disney company, you're an absolute fool. Alan finally steps up and uses his evil for good with Feeny as his trusty sidekick and Eric slowly burrows into a secret organization to tear down its fabrics piece by piece. This all could have been perfect, but then instead deus ex machina steps in and we get the most cringeworthy thing we have ever seen on Boy Meets World. Find out what it was and more (as well as what's in the Boom Boom Room) in THIS week's episode of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 91 - Playin' Pinball With Softcore Star Britney Powell (Episode 418 - Uncle Daddy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 02:44:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry focus on Eric's Mommy issues as he attaches himself to the first mother he can. Now a brand new father, Eric destroys the lives of innocent souls left and right. Also we discuss Cory's entitlement issues as we see him refusing to listen to Alan's absolutely ridiculous punishment. We try to prescribe something for Shawn's constant headaches, we marvel at a backscratcher and boo the evil child who tries to murder Eric Harambe-style. Come enjoy sing along with us to your favorite song by Phalt on this all new chapter of The Story of Cory!

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Chapter 90 - DD Brown is Verbose and Snappy (Episode 417 - A Long Walk To Pittsburgh [Part 2])

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 15 Aug 2023 23:24:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry witness Cory's adolescent egocentrism as he creates hiw own stage to proclaim his love for Juliet, I mean Topey. The suddenly villainous Amy reveals her deep-seeded hatred for Topanga, as her next-level narcissism will stop at nothing to take any and all decisions away from her son, rendering free will non-existent. Feeny on the other hand is living vicariously through the "star-crossed lovers" as he continues to pine for the romantic self he once had. Also, the original Juliet, Ozma herself and a look back to the past of Cory and Topanga's relationship. JOIN THE FIGHT FOR LOVE in this week's chapter of the Story of Cory!

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Chapter 89 - And the Medieval Music Plays On... (Episode 416 - A Long Walk to Pittsburgh [Part 1])

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 09 Aug 2023 15:17:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry get deep into the psychological trajectories of all of our main characters as they grapple with loss. From the heroic ambition of Eric, who fights for his brother at any cost, to the disingenuous nature of Topanga and Shawn, who decide to act like they are now together for some reason. Meanwhile Cory and Topanga actually have to act which is... STOPTIME!!!...................... ...................... ........................................... Also, we deal with the absolute 180 and seld-absorption of our beloved Amy as she switches places with Alan, going from the most rational mother, to someone who thinks her experience is the end all be all and projects that onto her child, giving him no room to make his own mistakes. Also both Cory and Feeny forget they already went over Romeo and Juliet together in 6th grade and Shawn is convinced he is on a TV show. All this and more in this grand 2 part journey of pain, suffering and an uncharacteristically bad, bad Amy.

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Chapter 88 - George Feeny Belongs In A Museum (Episode 419 - Quiz Show)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 21 Jul 2023 15:19:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry view the decline of the Greatest Generation, as the insufferable Mr. Feeny ruins any credibility he once had. Watch as this out-of-touch curmudgeon ruthlessly attacks our heroes for daring to succeed in something for the first time ever. We examine his mean-spirited attempts to crush the kids' spirits by shaming them and putting them through emotional abuse. Also there's a fun late 90s style game show and QUIZZES HAVE RETURNED. So join us through the dangerously closed-minded evil fossil Feeny and the party that is Huh...that's cool! with your stern and groovy mistress, The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 87 - Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink (Episode 414 - Wheels)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 04:10:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry delve deep into Alan's surreptitious obsession with Ben Savage home videos, his obsessive control over Cory and his own arrested development. Also Bad Morgan decides that the louder she screams her lines, the better her acting is... So Cory attempts to murder her, but they make up and bond over some mittens. Shawn is acting like a douche, Topey is acting completely out of character and also GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! So grab a clownburger and scream AA-OO-GA cos it's time for this Chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 86: The Affair of Feeny & Amy (Episode 413 - B & B's B 'N' B)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 03 Jul 2023 17:16:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian watch as Cory destroys himself from the inside, slowly torturing himself until he cannot take it anymore. Of course, Topanga and Shawn ignore it because they have money to make! Meanwhile, a convention happens in Boston, but no one attends it as Eric and Feeny spend the day discussing their long lost loves and picking up bartenders. In this musical romp, featuring By the Light of the Silvery Moon and other classics such as "We're The Timmers", this episode pulls out all the stops. From old men going on a heist in another old man's house to cruising for chicks and their mothers to throwing pancakes, this will be the best 42 bucks anyone has ever made... oh yeah, I just realized Cory and Topanga got to keep THEIR money. WTF??

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Chapter 85: Christmas With the Family?....Or The FAMILY? (Episode 412 - Easy Street)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 19 Jun 2023 14:53:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian sit down to examine exactly why Shawn has to re-learn the same lesson in every episode. Is it because he's not quite as intelligent as Cory? Is it because Boy is the one who is supposed to meet world and not necessarily Boy's best friend? Or is it because Shawn has daily cognitive reset, almost like he's living in his own Groundhog Day scenario? Either way, here we go again, but this time with wiseguys! Also weird pink and yellow candy canes, nude cuddling, an imaginary teddybear in a box, Robert Frost, and a helluva a lot of soup. Come join in the fun as we figure out why Cory believes Shawn should just stay a dock worker and not better himself with a TOTALLY LEGIT DELIVERY SERVICE SLASH CAPPUCCINO MAKER JOB!!

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Chapter 84: The Octopus and the Eel Down At Lake Chardonnay (Episode 415 - Chick Like Me)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 08 Jun 2023 04:31:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian wonder "Is it just me or do red gooey balls just appear in Topanga's hand?" Everyone in the world is in love with Shawn, there's a greasy little boy and his mom both pretending to go to John Adams High, Topanga is no longer the love of Cory's life, as there is another. People pretend that foosball is cool, some girl named Debbie only cares about money, and the whole world's goin' eel grabbin tonight! All this and much more on this leg grabbin' chapter of the Story of Cory.

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Season 4 - MIDTERM - Have You Seen My Son?

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 21 May 2023 22:32:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm! This year we are watching an Alan movie!!!! And WHAT an Alan movie. This is the huge box office hit, Have You Seen My Son?!!!! That's right the made for TV Monday Night movie you've all been clamoring to get your hands on. Come join Jillian and Jerry as they argue incessantly about how much time has past (since the movie makes it pretty freakin' opaque), watch a lady steal a hearse and listen to some annoying kid talk about Wizard of Oz for an hour in this episode of Story of Cory. Let’s get to grading!

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Chapter 83: The Split Personality of Johnny and Dawn (Episode 411 - An Affair to Forget)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 30 Apr 2023 14:41:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian conduct a neurological analysis of Shawn to ensure optimal brain function and identify any potential issues as HELLO!!!! CAN YOU NOT SEE WHAT JENNIFER BASSETT IS DOING TO YOU?!!?! (I guess it's better than Joshua Bassett and his complete "religious awakening"...sorry, tangent). Topanga realizes she's bi (yay! good for her!), Cory is left picking up the pieces of a broken relationship (no not that one!) and the concoction drive is still going on! Oh, and we're not stopping there - we're diving deep into Eric's mind as we wade through the epic 400-page saga of his life and why his 9 1/2 hour play DOESN'T contain the joke: “What does your vagina smell like?' ANSWER: 'My husband's face.” HEY-O!!! Anyone? Anyone? Eh, screw it. This is one of the best episodes...of BMW not SOC. I'll leave the latter up to you to decide. ok, show notes, done, enjoy the episode!!!

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Chapter 82: The Goat Wins In The End (Episode 410 - Turkey Day)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 21 Apr 2023 01:20:00 +0000

Gobble gobble! Hey its turkey day! Join us as we sit at the kids table to dish on Amy's favorite dish while Verna loses her mind over a crock of cheese...what? Unfortunately we only have peanut M&M's so we are no longer welcome at the Unter household. Grab your plastic sporks and let's go steal food from some latchkey kids eyy!

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Chapter 81: Cyrano 2 - a movie by Larry (Episode 409 - Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound Men)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sat, 08 Apr 2023 02:22:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do not know where they are, but wherever it it, it involves a snake, the stone age and a rogue boom mic. In this classic sitcom cliche, Cory must be in two places at once, but his best buddy Leroy has the key to not getting caught in his BDSM cap. Will Leroy steer Cory in the right direction or will he be stuck watching the most boring thing known to man....a wrestling match? Find out tonight...and lets hope for Leroy's sake we can pull this off.

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Chapter 80: The Story of Jenny and Chris (Episode 407 - Singled Out)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:20:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry can't even begin to provide an analysis on Cory's psyche. We've now delved into batplops insanity. Instead we go back to the past, and tell the story of a Jesus loving girl and a son of a bowler man and how they created the weirdest freakin dating show known to man. Also Alan is a terrible person yet again, Topanga is useless...again, we learn about how CHRIS Cobain sang Gangstas Paradise in the Carmen Hip Hopera, take a ride into the unknown with Mr. Peterman and Kulk Diddip and mermermermermer Eric gets an interview. All this and more on this wee

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Chapter 79: A Warm Glass of Half and Half Will Hide the Wounds (Episode 408 - Dangerous Secret)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sat, 18 Mar 2023 18:18:00 +0000

In this very special chapter, Jillian and Jerry must find out why the Matthews continuously infantilize Morgan, call out Topanga yet again on her ongoing manipulation of Cory, and serve up a nice helping of pepperoni nipples. Shawn is keeping a very intense secret, but since Cory knows nothing about houses, no one knows what the hell is going on!!! So throw a handful of vaborub in the eyes of your nearest banker as everyone shoves their middle fingers into the faces of pigs on this week's episode of Boy Meets House...I mean The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 78: Who F@#king Cares?!?!? (Episode 406 - Janitor Dad)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 01:26:00 +0000

In this chapter, we realize we watched a Halloween episode, but then immediately forget about it. Also, there's some really bad acting, we board the Kodak Ride and something about "Lothario" that I don't even remember. Ay yi yi. LET THEM TOUCH THOSE THINGS!!!!

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Chapter 77: The Lady Behind the Counter Who Brings The Checks (Episode 405 - Shallow Boy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:15:00 +0000

In this chapter, which I was tempted to turn into a full musical, we follow the two Matthews boys as they are taunted, harassed and bullied by the women in their lives. As Topanga admits she LOVES Fox News, Shawn takes a stand against her and stages a walk out. What will Mr. Feeny do? Enlist the help of a psychopathic musician? Or maybe just ponder what the hell is wrong with ABC for moving their time slots back and forth. Find out on this HI-larious chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 76: The Feeding of the 1957 (Episode 404: Fishing For Virna)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:21:00 +0000

In this chapter, we start feeling the effects of the dimensional crossover as Cory and the gang are trapped between two lands. While a wonderful life is taken away from us, a terrible family becomes reborn...so let us rejoice?...I guess? In a world where food and highways = love, where brothers will steal just for the act of forgiveness and where we sign posters of bowling pins I suppose, things are about to get real.

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Chapter 75: Amy's Makin' Mayo Sandwiches For Jepi (Episode 403 - I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 17:39:00 +0000

In this very special chapter, Feeny begins to show signs of dementia, so Cory gives him a swig of his cognac to make him feel better. As a thank you, Feeny finds a way for the worst father in the world to get off welfare and actually feed his family. Meanwhile, the creepy guy at the sporting goods store gets too handsy, so Alan steals his store and finally stops whining. Moral of the story: PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG!!!

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Chapter 74: Johnny Record Walks A Few Feet Away From Shawn (Episode 402: Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 11 Jan 2023 05:00:00 +0000

In this chapter, we focus on Topanga, as she courts Dylan from Locker 168, while 3 trapeze artists work on her mangled hair. Meanwhile, Eric incessantly talks like a baby as he combs his hair with cocoa puffs on his pursuit to become a detective. Shawn cheats on Cory for a moment, but then realizes it would make more sense to involve him in his relationship, but Cory sits back studiously waiting for the world to come to its inevitable end. It's the apocalypse folks, and the only person who can save us is the one and only John Merrick. We're screwed.

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Chapter 73: The Aggressive Depressive Mr. M (Episode 401 - You Can Go Home Now)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 04 Jan 2023 15:35:00 +0000

In this chapter, we begin our fourth season on the road again...Eric can't wait to be on the road again..The life he loves is eating pea soup with his friends... anyway, sorry...Got weirdly carried away by music. This week Jerry and Jillian watch as the two Matthews brothers cover themselves in yogurt and make little spoons for ears. We delve into the psyche of an insane Alan, who lives to emotionallly abuse the poor neighbor boy, Shawn Hunter, while putting up photos of strange people all around the house. We learn about the string collecting of diner/gift store/motel employees and ponder the strange happenings coming from that farmhouse, there... It's an all-out horror fest as our hero, Cory is trapped in a small town, seemingly forever. Will they be rescued or will they end up on the receiving end of the Parade of Sprinkles every single day for the rest of eternity??? Find out on tonight's Story of Cory.

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SEASON 3 FINALS - A Christmas Snow

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 04:27:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, it's time to hand in your Final Exam...again. I don't know what I'm expecting from you anymore, but here we are. For today's Final, Jillian and Jerry are watching A Christmas Snow, starring Anthony Tyler Quinn...This movie is....on Prime...and about any free venue you can find that has ads. That usually means something and this did NOT disappoint. I mean it did. But in a completely different way. So come join us as we watch the tale of an evil woman who just hates literally everyone. Turner has reached another chapter in his life, Walmarts are ghosts, editors don't exist, and a killer newspaper is on the loose!!! Come enjoy the longest bible passage ever as we reluctantly grade this Final Exam for Season 3.

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Chapter 72 - Season 3 Book Report

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:51:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do their book report on Season 3...[This time I am not copy and pasting from Season 1 & 2, so get ready for some BRAND NEW MATERIAL RIGHT HERE IN THE SHOW NOTES!!!!!] It's time to go over what the characters have learned and how they grew in this season. We figure out how to make sense of the timeline and prove that everyone who complains about continuity is just wrong wrong wroooonnnggg, We pick our favorite and least favorite episodes, go completely rogue a few times and shed a tear for another fallen character. Goodbye Season 3!!!!! Next week: Midterms!! I mean Finals!!! If you want to prepare, watch: A Christmas Snow on Amazon Prime or really any free app like Roku or Tubi... Good luck!

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Chapter 71: Cory Almost Kills A Pigeon (Episode 322 - Brother Brother)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Join Jillian and Jerry in the final episode of Season 3, as we get into the mind of the dirty bread eating psychopath, Cory, as he runs amok on everyone he once claimed to care about. Meanwhile Topanga is old enough to work, but instead is going to camp as a camper, instead of a CIT or counselor, so...that happens. Shawn is there. Eric can't figure out when to leave, but as long as he gets to enjoy his little birthday graduation goodbye celebration party, then everything is right with the world. Aliens have replaced Bad Morgan with just plain ol' New Morgan, but that doesn't mean much... So join us as we watch our favorite brothers do some stuff and hopefully not end up shooting a movie or TV show in Georgia, cos they think they're so cool, takin' up the whole screen in the end credits at the strangest times, while every other city, town, state, commonweath or whatever that any production films in, takes a small piece of real estate at the very end. Go screw! What was I talking about? Oh yeah, HAPPY SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!! See you at the book report next week!

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Chapter 70 (Part 2) - Feeny Busting Down Doors in Island Town...if that's your thing

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:02:00 +0000

Join Jillian and Jerry as we are immersed in the idiocy of people who think that if they have a microphone, that makes them smart. That's right! Back by popular demand, Radio War makes its triumphant return as we listen to other shows cover The Most Happiest Show on Earth. Come listen to "experts", who claim to know everything Walt Disney World, completely crash and burn and leave the newbies with complete BS! Dive in as we subject ourselves to a bunch of trash just bashing Cory's looks and explaining what they believe makes someone cool. All for YOUR entertainment. Don't say we don't ever do anything for you. So let's go! It's time to comment all over bad takes, whining, complaining, unthoughtful assessments and just all-around inaccuracies in the conclusion of our discussion of this classic Boy Meets World episode.

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Chapter 70 (Part 1): What Is Your Name? (Episode 321 - The Happiest Show On Earth)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 02 Dec 2022 01:52:00 +0000

We finally made it!!! We're in Walt Disney World! In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discuss how Topey's reign of manipulation continues, Lips ironically doesn't have much to say, there's crossovers, crowds that are called lines for some reason, teleportation, and for some reason, not one freaking adult! With all this going on, I wonder what craziness Eric is going to get into!!!! Oh, he didn't get to go? Ah, that's a shame. Well, at least we get to talk about Disney for a while!

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Chapter 69: Duck, Cover, Shake, Rattle, Roll & Dangle Seth Green Over A Trash Can (Episode 319 - I Was A Teenage Spy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 18:09:00 +0000

Great Caesar's Ghost! In this chapter, Jerry & Jillian LITERALLY analyze the inner workings of Cory's brain as he fights polio, makes students and teachers collapse on the floor in terror, physically assaults cops and causes mass hysteria! We have absolute proof that the timeline is not, in fact, incorrect, we meet up with Lord Macklemore and Muttley and try to understand the writing for our many celebrity encounters. Also will Bad Morgan actually make us laugh? Is Shawn cruisin' for a bruisin? Does Cory actually have a secret love for a past character??? Find out on today's episode of The Story of Cory. It's the bee's knees!!!!

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Chapter 68: Michelangelo, Cortez and The Minnie Mouse Trapper Keeper (Episode 320 - I Never Sang For My Legal Guardian)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:03:00 +0000

Welcome friends to another Shawn Hunter life event. In this chapter, Cory is a salesman and a thief....so just a salesman. Eric makes the big jock boy lean about tyrants and such, Turner showcases his famous Chicken a la Tang and Morgan is hidden from the world (finally). All around audience favorite, yet huge scumbag Chet is also back for some dim sum pie. So let's tease those bangs up high and get right into some cooking...I mean analyzing a television show..

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Story of Cory's First Annual Halloween Social (Monster Mash: The Movie)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 03 Nov 2022 00:55:00 +0000

Today we celebrate Halloween by keeping our promise from last episode and watching Monster Mash: The Movie right here with you for the first time ever!!! And oh boy, does it deliver....Watch it first, or don't, but either way, join us as we are just flabbergasted at the insanity we all will witness together.

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Chapter 67: The Gang Threatens Feeny (Episode 318 - Life Lessons)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:20:00 +0000

Let's go gang! Get hyped to be super upset about something that truly isn't that big of a deal! Join us as we delve into the nonsensical brains of Denny, Hambino, and Mr Feeny. Alan is making omelettes on the roof. Turner takes a field trip to Kmart. Topanga has lost her damn mind and Shawn wants to be in with the in crowd. Make sure to put your eye mask on because Brenda in all her disgusting-faced glory will rock your socks in this week's episode!

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Chapter 66: J. Peterman Feels Free To Toss Eric Matthews Into the Mix (Episode 316 - Stormy Weathers)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 19:41:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry continue the weatherman saga, as they shake their heads at all of the adults on this show for not explaining repercussions to their students/son, especially when everyone is well aware of his incapabilities. Also a random incestual B plot, more unfunny lines from Fake Morgan, insane tie designs, happy birthdays, unhappy birthdays, happy unbirthdays, pants coming off at the workplace, clowns who help you pee, carpetbaggers, scalawags and the Yellow Pages. What do all of these things have to do with each other? Find out in tonight's chapter!

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Chapter 65: The Secret World of Meesta Eli (Episode 315: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 17:02:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discuss how trashpicking is the perfect first date for new couples, Alex Mack is actually Charlie Brown in disguise and the thrills and drawbacks of having a janitor as a best friend. The system begins to fail Eric, Shawn fails the system and Topanga fails to be a thoughtful, caring human being, or literally any sort of friend...yet again. Also math has changed. Oh and apparently it's super hard for people to remember the names of their favorite characters. I think that's good enough. Enjoy the show!

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Chapter 64: Go Back To Your Room, Morgan (and don't come back) (Episode 314 - A Kiss Is More Than A Kiss)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 18 Sep 2022 18:47:00 +0000

Hi-Hi! Topanga is at it again, folks. In this chapter, we see Cory getting taken in more and more by Topanga's manipulation tactics, while Shawn, trying to pull him as far away as possible, is the true hero. Eric spends a year's tuition on college applications. But honestly, the focus here is that Morgan is back...but not the loveable one-liner slinging Morgan we once knew. No, this is the bad Morgan. The Morgan who can't act. The Morgan who is mean for no particular reason. The Morgan who couldn't be less funny...or could she?

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Chapter 63: The Philly Stechino Experiment (Episode 313 - New Friends and Old)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 01 Sep 2022 18:34:00 +0000

Thank you all for dropping down. In this chapter of the Story of Shawn, Jillian schools us on wrestling, Jerry remembers Mousercise and Cory is back to being a complete douche, hurting everyone around him, stealing Playskool backpacks from innocents and forcing the younglings into slavery. Also, Eli is there. We find out Turner’s backstory, figure out whether or not father is home and decide that rich people can’t actually change. Also Topanga is there. Frankie chooses the wrong friends, yet again... and we find out that Dances With Wolves existed at some point.

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Chapter 62: The Manipulation of Cory Matthews by the Coward Topanga Lawrence (Episode 312: The Grass Is Always Greener)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 16:14:00 +0000

In this chapter, we see the longest set up for a Rainman reference and find out that TWO of our main characters are actually savants now. We find out that the show has been dropping subtle tidbits regarding Shawn’s depression, we meet a pickle and a peanut…and also find out that poker and dijon mustard can both be not as boring as we once though. Come join us in the Jungle as we discuss allll this and more in this exciting chapter of The Story of Cory.

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The Story of Cory Theme Song (Full Length)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 12 Aug 2022 20:07:00 +0000

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Chapter 61: Kyle's Treasures (Episode 317 - The Pink Flamingo Kid)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 15:17:00 +0000

Family. Playschool backpack. Family. Family. Beverly hills chihuaua. Family family. Brian. Family. Family. Family sucks.

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Teacher's Lounge #2: Where My Titties At?

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:21:00 +0000

Another quick break between classes, and Mrs. Jillian and Mr. Jerry take a look at yet ANOTHER Boy Meets World articles riddled with behind the scenes hilarity. Also we watch and comment on Danielle Fishel rapping because....I mean, why the hell not??

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SEASON 3 MIDTERM: The Caterpillar's Kimono

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 16:06:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm! This year we are watching the great Ben Savage in the movie we have been searching for for YEARS - The Caterpillar’s Kimono! Find out if our hosts truly enjoyed this EPIC “comedy”/drama or if they were brought to tears. Will this movie actually pass the test of acceptable or is there a reason why it doesn’t exist anywhere? Listen now and let’s get to grading!

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Chapter 60: Eric Puts His Balls on the Subway Window (Episode 310: Train of Fools)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:27:00 +0000

In this chapter, we follow train technician Nick Cannon, who only has one night to prove himself to his boss. Unfortunately for him, Cory shows up and turns the entire train into one big parrrrtayy! Meanwhile Turner says goodbye to Baby New Year and his cute little reindeer as he attempts to take his own life when Eli betrays him by befriending his sworn enemies, Pitts and Maxie. Will Nick Cannon be able to somehow destroy Cory's evil plan? Will Eric ever get laid? Will Shawn ever stop being so lucky? And will Topanga shut the hell up ever? Find out now on an all-new Chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 59: Wearing Jeans at Chubbies Causes Violent Outbursts (Episode 308: Rave On)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 18:51:00 +0000

REGINALD FAIRFIELD

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Chapter 58: Troy Evans Can’t Keep His Fingers Off The Spicy Foods (Episode 311 - City Slackers)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 04 Jul 2022 14:55:00 +0000

In this chapter, we unwrap the cellophane on the textbook of life as Shawn makes a new friend that he didn’t know he had all along. So turn on the electricity and let those fire trucks and yellow school buses in your soul explode like a pool ball, as Cory and Shawn take a trip to the lonely mountains where they read books and listen to the Counting Crows until all the feelings they feel are felt. Also Rita still has some growing up to do and Turner and Eli are all like “hey, we’re still here!”

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Teacher's Lounge #1: OHH MYYY GODDDDDDDD (Astonishingly Dark)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

It's break time, so while waiting between classes, Jillian and Jerry take a look at one of the most pathetic Boy Meets World articles filled with overreactions, broken links and bold-faced lies...bald-faced? bold--faced?.... Brew up some coffee (preferably with some cyanide) and join us in the Teacher's Lounge as we find out just how ASTONISHINGLY DARK it was behind the scenes of Boy Meets World.

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Chapter 57: Alan Needs Ride :) (Episode 306 - This Little Piggy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 13:51:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry analyze the highly disturbing brain of the supervillain, Topanga Lawrence, as she focuses on her plan to tear two best friends apart over a couple pounds of pork. Meanwhile, Cory gets a frivolous gift for a joke, his Dear Shawn gets a new best friend and Turner apparently has sex dreams in front of anyone who wants to watch. Meanwhile, Eric is the one screaming about Fatty Pig Fatties after showing off his porn to Feeny.

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Chapter 56: The Weatherman Saga Begins (Episode 305: Hometown Hero)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 15:49:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry follow the worst teacher in history as he steals time from the school in the form of education. While this evil “doctor” refuses to give students who play sports a chance to succeed, the ones who don’t are completely ignored and bullied. It goes so far that one of the students sets fire to his classroom in a blaze so big, even the Baldwin brothers could not put it out. This student….was Cory Matthews. And while the school deems him a hero, we ask ourselves this question…Can Steve have his lifelong dream realized? Will Chesty Anderson ever get her news story, or will we have to listen to Alan do his best Porky Pig impression for much longer? Find out….tonight! Also, Topanga was here. .

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Chapter 55: The Hopes and Fears of Cory The Rat (Episode 307 - Truth and Consequences)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 06 Jun 2022 04:00:00 +0000

Jillian and Jerry have returned…cut that cut that cut that…. Cory has…..cut that cut that cut that… In this chapter, we follow Eli as he traps Cory, Shawn and a bunch of old people in an old storage room and forces them to videotape raw reality. Meanwhile, towels are dropping, Topey is incredibly obsessively in love, Jell-O is being used for evil and Cory doesn’t know how to mind his own business. So next time you’re sitting around watching your Hasselhoff Spinoff Marathon, remember this: you suck.

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Chapter 54: Topey Goes Outside For No Reason (Episode 309: The Last Temptation of Cory)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 17:39:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry have a lot of mental illness to look into. Topanga's a liar, Cory is having the WORST time trying to cover up his near-lies, Shawn's an enabler, Trini....yeah.... Eric's obsessed with a guy getting hit by balls. Feeny uses charity to screw poor teacher's out of ridiculous amounts of money... This is getting serious.

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Chapter 53: Everything's Coming Up Feeny (304: He Said, She Said)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 16:54:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry try to follow 5 shoddily made plots instead of one or two great ones and to be truthful, this episode of Boy Meets World wasn't even good enough to write show notes about. There's Old Man Withers and this chick from X-Men. And Turner could care less about his job at this point. Also Eli exists. Yeah....We have a lot of fun with this one.

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Chapter 52: No Cure For Cancer

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 17:05:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discover the intricacies surrounding the phenomena of blue balls as Shawn tries his darndest to get it wet without the whole world barging in. Meanwhile, Eric has to write a term paper from over a year ago for some reason and for some reason FedEx delivers at 10PM in this universe. Also, we get our first real inconsistency that cannot be explained away.

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Chapter 51: The Tragic Loss of Cory's Jean Jacket Apparently

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 10 Mar 2020 21:51:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry finally have to delve into the troubled and incredibly selfish mind of Topanga Lawrence as she finds every possible way to hurt Cory. Come join Shawn as he lists as many references as possible in attempts to make Cory a womanizer with the worst advice ever and then let's focus on two adult men trying to make it in the world of teaching, because THAT is what Boy Meets World is all about. And find out if Cory shot the clerk or if everything was just a misunderstanding!

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Chapter 50 - The World's Smallest Violin Playing For Cory Matthews (Episode 301 - My Best Friend's Girl)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 26 Feb 2020 15:51:00 +0000

I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya? In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry study and analyze the meaning behind salutes and thumbs up as they follow Cory into a deep dark path of loneliness and mental instability when someone shoves a red-hot poker up his a$$ and he wants to know whose name is on the handle. Also, they tackle the possible terrible deeds a brand new character may or may not have committed and the beautiful transformation of Coach Franklin. All this and more on K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies weekend.

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SEASON 2 FINAL: Trojan War

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:47:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Final Exam....You really didn't kill it on your Midterms this year, so if you even CARE about school or know why you're in this building everyday, you'd buck up and pay attention! For today's Final, Jillian and Jerry will be watching Trojan War starring Will Friedle (and Jason Marsden) and grading it, yet again, based on the way we grade (Season 1 reference? Anyone? Anyone?....Bueller?). Will this 80s movie in a 90s body from 1997 make it into more than one theater? Or will it rot in video hell like a sissy lala? Find out if Jason has changed AT ALL, if Eric has gotten a bit more...urban, or if the writers just can't stand Mexicans in this Final Exam for Season 2.

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Chapter 49: Season 2 Book Report & Withdrawal

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 22:29:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do their book report on Season 2...So strap in, cos this one is a long and fun one! Listen in as we break apart every last detail of the second season and their possible impact on the future of the series, go off the rails and jump back on numerous times and issue a farewell to one of our favorite characters!! It's a book report like you've never seen before....well, I mean...I guess last season you saw one...Also, this is pretty much copy and pasted from last season as well except I changed 1 to 2 and added a couple things here and there.... Anyway, here's the Story of Cory...

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Chapter 48: Is This the Episode With Darth Vader? (Episode 221 - The Thrilla' in Phila)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 21:11:00 +0000

Good evening ladies and gentleman, here are the ring officials assigned by the Massachusetts and New York State and Athletic Commission, respectively, your judges, Jillian and Jerry., Introducing first.... from the red corner. The king of the jumpkick, the Sultan of Saluting Ones Shorts, the Boy with the Cheese, Joey Theeeee Raaat!! And in the blue corner, crushing Coke cans on his head... with 1 win, the LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD HE HAS YET TO MEET! CORRRRYYYY MAAATTTHHHHEWWWWWSSSS!!! Also a lot of celebrities, a little bit of Topanga, and a side quest with Griff and Feeny that goes nowhere.

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Chapter 47: The Mathews Take In A Delinquent (Episode 223: Home)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 01 Nov 2019 15:00:00 +0000

After a short time, off Jillian & Jerry are back to further delve in the mind of Shawn Hunter after he has been brutally deserted by his charismatic father. Also Feeny takes on a slave, which is a completely different direction for this show. Turner has another inappropriate relationship with a student. And Eric is at his dumbest, which can only mean one thing...his best friend doesn't need him anymore. It's a part 2 that isn't a part 2, but if you have taken away anything from this episode, it's that you need to call Charlie. I'm serious.... Call him NOW.

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Chapter 46: The Incredibly Stupendous Entrance and Exit of Chet F*&KING Hunter (222 - Career Day)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:45:00 +0000

Come one! Come all! Guaranteed for a limited time only: the Master of the Microwave! The Sultan of CNN (yes, written out that looks wrong, but I promise you if you say it in your head it works)! The man who has no qualms with beating the crap out of redheaded children in the back of the class! The one! The only! CHEEEETTTTT HUNTERRRRRRRRR!!! Also, he leaves his son behind because he's a terrible father, and Jerry and Jillian have to be there to pick up the pieces...you should be ashamed of being excited over this tragic tale. For shaaaaaaame! (Oh, and Topanga is both her old self and her new "daddy will you buy me Christmas presents" self, so we don't know whether to love her or hate her....Spoilers: the latter.)

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Chapter 45: The Mystery of the Evil Ball (220 - Pop Quiz)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 15:56:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry deal with the serious subject of student abuse when Jonathan Turner is accused of taking his clothes off in front of Cory and Shawn. Will Turner (hahah, not Orlando Bloom) be imprisoned for many years for his actions or will Rico help his new obsessed fans find a new boyfriend? Find out all this and more on tonight's very special episode of Open a Book.

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Chapter 44: Blades, Farley and the Evil Woman Who Hated Disney (219 - Wrong Side of the Tracks)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 17:02:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry analyze Shawn's insecurities, while at the same time find ourselves attempting piddly little monkeyshines to impress the wimpiest bully on the face of the earth. We also delve into the brains of Joey the Rat and Frankie to find out how deep in denial they are that they are pretending a random stranger is their best friend. Eric ice skates, Jason plans a really douchey scheme and we all have to sit and watch the woman who deserved everything she got. So grab your bahgels and your Walkmen and get ready to skate real good with the Story of Cory.

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Chapter 43: If It Isn't It Should Be....It Suuuure Is (Episode 217 - On The Air)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 05 Aug 2019 16:54:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discuss something they know about really well...being on the radio with a German snitch named Ludwig. Also, we show Eric his life with his new hetero-lifemate, Chester, join Alvin Meece as he makes friends with his rivals Cory and Shawn for some reason, and go all pirate radio up in this bich. (If I spelled it right, it wouldn't be accepted into the facist ITunes algorithm.) Now where's me grog?

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Chapter 42: The Answer to Life, the World and Everything....Sex, Ed? (Episode 218 - By Hook or By Crook)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 21 Jul 2019 16:34:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry follow the side characters around in hopes they will find the answer to life, the ~~Universe~~ World and Everything...Unfortunately, Eric gets sidetracked by a hot girl and an existential crisis (at least to him it is), while Shawn yells at his Uncle a lot....Meanwhile Cory is back to his douchebag shenanigans as he screws around with Topanga's emotions. Yup.

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Chapter 41: Things Happen (Episode 216 - Danger Boy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 09 Jul 2019 00:12:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry & Jillian discuss the fact that Amy claims she got a weave despite many factors, including, but not necessarily limited to the fact that she doesn't...have...a weave!!!!! Also there's a roller coaster and Candyland and that's really all you guys came here to check out now, isn't that right?

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Chapter 40: They Want You To Scallop the Potatoes (Episode 215 - Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 20 Jun 2019 02:13:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry delve into a world of obsession, narcissism and delusional, psychotic behavior as we watch Cory's stalker go from crazy to scary as Shawn tries his hardest to put out this already burning flame. From minor theft to problems with the hot tub, we are in for some really serious socks.

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Chapter 39: Paula Jones' Diary (Episode 214 - I Am Not a Crook)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 13 Jun 2019 17:13:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry find out it's icky to rock the vote as they follow a weak-willed, easily swayed Cory through his campaign as class president. Where can he go wrong, right? That's an oxymoron. Anyway, watch Shawn as he descends into the deepest depths of his corrupt brain and find out how low our old friend Alvin can sink, in this politically charged satire that's mostly full of Cooties. Topanga's in this too at some point.

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Chapter 38: Biological Wooing from the Estrogen Section (Episode 213 - Cyrano)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 28 May 2019 23:57:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry are back at it trying their best not to just loathe both Alan and Amy....seriously... they are both garbage in this episode... oog. Also Shawn and Cory get some well deserved locker time together and we get to witness Frankie's inner woo. WHAT?!

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SEASON 2 MIDTERM: National Lampoon's Dorm Daze

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 13 May 2019 14:59:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm....This year was a bit more difficult and a lot more strenuous, but Jillian and Jerry think you can handle it. This Midterm, we will be grading National Lampoon's Dorm Daze (or College Animals...?) starring Danielle Fishel in her strangest acting choice to date. Find out if Boy Meets World actors were given a fair chance and a little leeway by Turner or if Feeny gave them what they deserved, this week on The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 37: Millennial Greenlight (The Final Douchebaggery)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 10 Apr 2019 00:20:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry bring Simone DeMilo back to close the book on the repetitive former "podcasters", Michael & Michellington by finishing off the last of their collective works in this grueling, yet necessary sendoff to the most self-centered, prude and out-of-touch couple in Boy Meets World podcasting. Nevertheless....

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Chapter 36: She's All Scat (Episode 212 - Turnaround)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 16:15:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry get lost in an episode full of sexual tension, alcohol references, pathological lies, popular girls who look like preppy nerds, who apparently have amazing fashion sense...okay..., six hour dances, terrible parenting....oh, and did I mention I'M PRETTY SURE TOPANGA WORKS AT CVS?!?! Yeah, this is a refreshing, all-out insanely funny episode by a new writer. So listen as we ruin that for ya.

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Chapter 35: TK & Her Real Baby (Episode 210: Sister Theresa)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 22 Mar 2019 17:19:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry are placed in the very awkward position of analyzing the nutritional nature of celery and peanut butter. Also, we try to figure out if the director knows the difference between tough guys and punks. No? I didn't think so. Also we tackle the serious subject of stalking, obsession and candy clowns. Not enough for ya? Well then we'll throw in a giant box of...two steaks. Politeness kills.

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Chapter 34: Since When Did You Become The Physical Type? (Episode 209: Fear Strikes Out)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:49:00 +0000

This week, Jillian and Jerry enter the world of Donovan where Cory is taking one step beyond getting a girl to say hi....again, Shawn is playing take-a-penny-leave-a-penny, but with shirts and Topanga figures out what to do with her hands. In fact, everyone will figure out what to do with their hands. Who the hell is that blonde girl?! Why is Kat wearing a bolo tie?! And why does Cory plan on flying clear across the Hundred Acre Wood? You'll have to listen to find out.

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Chapter 33: Now You Gotta Have A Turkey Like That (Episode 208 - Band on the Run)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 17:15:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry deal with the mental illness of groupies and how it effects two (sometimes four) teenage boys who pretend to be in a band. Plus the extreme idea of nostalgia vs. reality in the middle aged adult male, aka Alan. Plus lots and lots of guitar cases, exit signs and musicians with mommy issues. So stick your tongue out, but watch out for Jeremy Sullivan, as we check out this celebrity fueled episode!

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Illustrations One: A Story of Cory Anniversary

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:33:00 +0000

This week, on a very special episode, The Story of Cory celebrates their first anniversary of the show by watching and commenting on media they have discussed over the first year. Celebrate Today! (or yesterday if you're listening to this is in the future).

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Chapter 32: If You Do It Too Much You'll Get Hairy Palms (Episode 206 - Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 19 Feb 2019 21:03:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian & Jerry join Cory A.O. Matthews in his journey to manhood and the wacky world of puberty. Shawn, Topanga, Eric and all our friends we've grown to love take a backseat to the Cory Show this week as he makes everything about him as per usual. It's going to be a HOWL! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Chapter 31: Seinfeld's Got Nothin' On Chubbie (and Roy) (Episode 211 - The Beard)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 06 Feb 2019 16:58:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian & Jerry watch in awe as Shawn and Cory switch places for worst friend/good person for the first time ever. Marvel as we get into the mind of the worst girls in John Adams High as they torture poor Cory for no apparent reason whatsoever. I'm serious, we're talking next level crazy here people! Also the fight for Alan/Amy continues, Cory turns into George Costanza permanently and we get the most important lesson of all time. We just haven't figured it out yet. Probably something about Diet Coke. I dunno.

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Chapter 30 - Whipped Macaroni With A Side Of Puddin' (Episode 204 - Me and Mr. Joad)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 05:29:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry shield Jason from the evils of Millennials (as well as Eric) as they try to decide whether or not Cory & Shawn should start a rap duo or at the very least learn something other that 1970s commercial jingles. Either way, we pray to St. Eligius this will go smoothly for our heroes at John Adams High.

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Chapter 29: Stop Tickling Me! (Episode 207 - Wake Up, Little Cory)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:43:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry choke down about 3 million pop cultural references, while trying to keep Cory from flying off the screen. The director takes some interesting chances with technique, Cory becomes a master editor and continues his douche streak, and Topanga actually DOES something! Also the Feeny/Turner showdown continues in this chapter of The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 28: Weenies All Fired Up! (Episode 203 - Notorious)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 15:02:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry learn about the letter A. (continued on page 4)

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Also, they delve into the sick and twisted mind of the two most evil people in John Adams High, Molly, the newspaper editor and Janitor Bud. We continue our Fugitive storyline, as we try to figure out what exactly makes Shawn such a lunatic and also the saga of Desiree, the nipple queen begins. (continued on page 6)

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Weeny

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Chapter 27: Poppin' Loads with Peter North (Episode 202 - Pairing Off)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 18:10:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry have their work ahead of them as they are faced with a plethora of psychoses. Eric's bipolar girlfriend, the Ritalin addled Morgan, the needy Cory, the nymphomaniacal Shawn, the obsessive Alan.....oh boy, these psyche's run deep with grotesque oddities just begging to be analyzed. So grab 16 full sized cookies and a can of Orange Seltzer and watch the insanity unfold as Cory tries to figure out how the hell to say the word "hi."

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Chapter 26: One of Those High School Mysteries (Episode 205 - The Uninvited)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 15:56:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry try to process why overacting can sometimes be a good thing and discuss the true nature of the slut from Ladybugs, the rawness of Shawn and Cory's dynamics, why spraying your junk with cologne is never a good thing for anyone and the worst Alan storyline we've ever seen. Join us on this journey of self-exploration, shifting power and weirdly random sex jokes...you'll be singing Somewhere Out There before the day is through.

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Chapter 25: The Chapter From When You Was A Baboon (Episode 201 - Back 2 School)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 05:36:00 +0000

This week, Jillian & Jerry head back 2 school where they try to analyze Cory, but get 2 wrapped up in all these new characters from Brooklyn, Shawn's x-ray vision, the strangest nerds in sitcom history and the funniest line in Boy Meets World history. So join in on the conversation as we all get caned watching Cory and Shawn enter what must B the biggest school in school history and also Not-Homer, the Bio-Dome guy.

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SEASON 1 FINAL: Cabin Fever

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 17:02:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Final Exam....You failed your Midterms, so this better be at least an A- or you fail! For today's Final, Jillian and Jerry will be watching Cabin Fever starring Rider Strong and grading it based on the way we grade. Will Eli Roth's original 2002 film be a home run? Or pancakes? Find out if Boy Meets Pancakes gets a pancake or a pancake in tonight's thrilling episode of The Pancake of Pancake.

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Chapter 24: Season 1 - Millennial Greenlight (Part 2)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 08 Nov 2018 14:39:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry bring on Mouse Rants' co-host Simone DeMilo to perform the final Millenial Greenlight of Season 1 with the help of two Margarita Mixin', root beer sippin', Blue Moon connoisseur and ex-podcasters, Mike and Michelle. Get ready to GROAN and get even more creeped out by literally everything.

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Chapter 24: Season 1 - Millennial Greenlight (Part 1)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 02:13:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry bring on Mouse Rants' co-host Simone DeMilo to perform the final Millenial Greenlight of Season 1 with the help of two Margarita Mixin', root beer sippin', Blue Moon connoisseur and ex-podcasters, Mike and Michelle. Get ready to GROAN and get creeped out by literally everything.

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Chapter 23: Season 1 Book Report & Withdrawal

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 14:26:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry do their book report on Season 1...So strap in, cos this one is a long and fun one! Listen in as we break apart every last detail of the first season and their possible impact on the future of the series, go off the rails and jump back on numerous times and tease the big episode reveal next week!! It's a book report like you've never seen before....well, you have seen similar things I'm sure, but not specifically this one, so it'll be new...or at least new-ish to you!!!!!!

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Chapter 22: A Social Distortion Song Or A Character In Trainspotting (Episode 122 - I Dream of Feeny)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 14:38:00 +0000

Season finale. Fried Bologna. Love, Alvin.

Chapter 21: Nobody Likes Chuckles (Episode 121: Boy Meets Girl)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 01:18:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry delve into the psyche of Shawn, Cory and Minkus to find out just exactly what love is. Is love telegrams or is love morse code? Is love like throwing malt balls? Or is love like throwing socks? Listen along as we react to Topanga's surprisingly personal question to Cory and one of the worst actresses on the show that I have ever seen (thank god she's not a regular...spoilers).

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Chapter 20: Minkus Is A Magical Mothafucka (Episode 120: The Play's The Thing)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 14:16:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry try to explain Cory's sudden self-esteem boost, why Alan would rather listen to his favorite child than his wife about important financial decisions, Minkus' new split personalities and Shawn's untimely death. Also, we meet an old friend, do some math, discuss the similarities of Cody Lambert and the Jonas Brothers and find out what DJ Connor has been up to... It's an episode chock full of Boy Meets Worldy goodness!!

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Chapter 19: Devil Dogging at the Y (Episode 119: Kid Gloves)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 16:32:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry invite special speaker Simone DeMilo into our class to help us analyze the extremely terrible parenting of Amy and Alan Matthews. We try to figure out just what could be going on in their heads when raising that Hellspawn they call Morgan. Also, why someone is shoving their box in Cory's face, the tragic story of silver mittens and a helluva lot of nudity. Dooba.

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Chapter 18: Stumpy Salutes Butt-Lovin' Stewardesses (Episode 118 - It's A Wonderful Night)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 04 Sep 2018 16:08:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian & Jerry marvel over the return of Jason & The Jean Jacket Babes while we get into the mind of both Matthews boys becoming goofy scam artists and pretty much ruining Feeny's babysitting career. Also, we try to delve into the deep psyche of Jack Nicholson (or Christian Slater) (or Stumpy, whatever) and find out just why he has such a huge problem with female heads being attached to their bodies.

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Chapter 17: The Bathroom Situation: Explained (117 - The Fugitive)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 00:51:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry discuss the myth of the infamous ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb as well as Cory's deteriorating sanity as he flings puppies out his second story window. Also the fact that Alan is a perpetual liar with a psychopathic drive to murder Shawn Hunter. This is an episode, you will not want to miss.

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Chapter 16: Shawn Punches a Horse (116 - Risky Business)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 14:33:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian and Jerry put all their money on Nuh as they try and figure out just why Boom Boom and Pooh Bear are fighting...wait Boom Boom and Pooh Bear actually have a story? Huh... Well anyway, they also set out to analyze whether or not Minkus is actually a bad influence on Cory & Shawn, why betting on horse races offer all reward and no risk and find out just what the hell George Feeny has to do with any of this??!

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Chapter 15: Jean Jacket Babes (115 - Model Family)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 07 Aug 2018 16:29:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian & Jerry celebrate an obvious sweeps week as we witness the brain swapping of Shawn and Minkus and witness the brutal savagery that is....Topanga. Also they try to inspect the minds of Eric and Max Goof as they get into a bunch of shenanigans involving Kathy Ireland, lobsters and girls with very little self-respect. It's going to be a fantastic Episode-O-Rama!

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Chapter 14: Back In Time With Our Pal Harris (114 - The B-Team of Life)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 01:59:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian & Jerry take a trip back in time...a simpler time where storylines needn't be bothered with trivial plot. A time when sports stories actually interested someone...not us..but someone..Enjoy looking back at the first time Cory and Shawn hung out with Harris. Check out Harris' hair! Harris is cool, isn't he? Will Cory be able to handle himself as the second string? Or is it the B-Team? Aren't those completely different things? Who knows? Find out in this chapter of the Super Duper Time Travel Matthews Family and Friends Do Basketball & Stuff.

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Chapter 13: Cory Fools Around With a Bone (113 - She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 16 Jul 2018 01:01:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jillian & Jerry wander down the road of peace and free love, man, as they discuss how Eric and Feeny handle DRUGS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Man, that'll be cool. Also, man, Topanga is, like in love with Eric man, and that's not so cool, man. Wait...what's goin' on? Oh yeah, let's find out if Cory will ever figure out Topanga's obvious lies or if Minkus will finally ever get his revenge on Cory...for...um...peace, man....

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Chapter 12: Minky Good Gorilla (112 - Once in Love with Amy)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 02:59:00 +0000

In this Chapter, Jerry & Jillian take a trip down kink lane as we find out just what Amy has been up to on her spare time, follow Minkus through his first nervous breakdown and find out who Topanga's channeling now. A little bit of bowling, a little bit of sexiness, this is one math problem of an episode you'll have to listen to, if you want to solve it.

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SEASON 1 MIDTERM: Car Babes

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 01 Jul 2018 01:42:00 +0000

Okay, Boy Meets World, hand in your Midterm....In this brand new addition to the series, Jillian and Jerry watch a film starring one or more of the actors from Boy Meets World and grade it based on the way we grade. (If Allen gets all crazed thinking we grade on a curve, it would ease his fragile little mind to let him know we will not be taking his stupid bike any time soon). This Midterm, we will be grading Car Babes starring Ben Savage and Blake Clark (who we have yet to meet, but don't worry, we will). Find out if Boy Meets World aced its first midterm or if it didn't even come prepared with a Number 2 pencil, this week on The Story of Cory.

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Chapter 11: Morgan Gets Hopped Up On Goofballs (111: The Father/Son Game)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 03:08:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry follow Cory and Eric through their hate-filled minds and try to understand just why they relate to the Menendez Brothers. Journey through the minds of the selfish and inconsiderate brothers as they fight over which one should rip their father's heart out. Also, a short trip into Shawn's psyche and something about Unicorns or something.

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Chapter 10: Merry Christmas! Here's Some Rope... (110: Santa's Little Helper)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 06 Jun 2018 16:54:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jerry and Jillian discuss the merits of Suzie Homemaker over Easy Bake, analyze the friendship of Newly-Upper-Middle-Class Cory and Newly-Serfdom-Classed Shawn as well as pick apart the inner workings of an elf who believes a friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults.... So join in the insanity as we find out why Amy and Alan are truly the best television parents ever.

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Chapter 9: Unfortunately I Only Have Peanut M &M's (109: Class Pre-Union)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Fri, 25 May 2018 23:07:00 +0000

Grab your home VHS recorders because, in this Chapter, Jerry & Jillian are going guerrilla style as they discuss the psychology behind Cory's apocalyptic obsession about his future. Watch and fear for his life as he tries to escape from the evil Baby Hand, Feeny the Dream-Destroyer and Larry!!! So open up to Chapter 9 and join in as we find out why Shawn is so fat and Topanga is the queen of the gang bang!

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Chapter 8: The Tale of the Extra Jacket (108: Teacher's Bet)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 15 May 2018 01:13:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jerry and Jillian take themselves very seriously and discuss the sensitive subject of race as well as read between the lines of this poignant chapter in which Cory makes a bet with Mr. Feeny and Eric gets a new girlfriend. How do these two stories come together? Find out as Shawn finally tells Cory off, only to be berated and treated like a second class citizen.

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Chapter 7: Cheech Martin Is Not The Asian One (107: Grandma Was a Rolling Stone)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 01 May 2018 01:26:00 +0000

In this chapter, Jillian and Jerry take on more muffins than anyone could ever imagine and discuss Eric coming out of his shell, Cory's inability to deal with life and the three lines that Shawn is given in this tale of a Golden Girl who would rather do ANYTHING than hang out with her poor, lonely grandson and the Lip Master who would stop at nothing to bag a Feeny.

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Chapter 6: Nothing Is Our Fault (106 - Boys II Mensa)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:41:00 +0000

BoOoOoO! In this week's chapter, Jerry & Jillian get spooo00ky as they journey with Rick the idiot, Morgan the zombie, Amy the housewi...sorry homemaker, and Cory the cheater/world's worst best friend. Find out just how "smart" these troglodytes are in this weeks ghoulishly delightful episode!

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Chapter 5: Heather Ralston Is A Loser (105 Killer Bees)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Wed, 28 Mar 2018 03:42:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jerry and Jillian are buzzzzzing (oh yes, we went there) about geography, 90s bands, and touchy teachers. They finally meet the supposed myth, the legend, the girl who was only available Friday night, it's Heather!! Find out if Feeny will meet his life long goal of owning 6 generic plaques in this weeks episode!

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Chapter 4: Feeny's Got A Nice One (104 Cory's Alternative Friends)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Tue, 20 Mar 2018 00:16:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jerry, Jillian and Steph witness as Cory takes his hair to an all new level (literally) and finds his way to the weird kids' table, where we finally meet THE one, THE only, Miss Topanga Lawrence, and some dude in a cape. Shawn finally earns a name and Feeny apparently has a nice....well, ya know.

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Chapter 3: Goodnight Everybody! Ha-cha-cha-cha (103 Father Knows Less)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 11 Mar 2018 15:58:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jillian, Jerry and Steph discuss how Cory's late night screw up can affect the relationship between him, his father and Mr. Feeny. Join us as we all learn what it truly means to be a man, the art of sucking a neck and how easy it is to express furious hatred towards Leonard Spinelli.

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Chapter 2: There Was No Such Thing As Editing In The 90's (102: On The Fence)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Sun, 04 Mar 2018 23:33:00 +0000

In this week's chapter, Jerry, Jillian and Steph discuss Cory's struggles to bargain his way into getting a high priced water gun...even if it means ::gulp:: MANUAL LABOR! Join us in saying "Work Sucks" as we discuss the Super Soaker craze, the Be A Kid attitude of the 90s and how exactly Tom Sawyer makes his way into all of this. Also, hi Minkus.

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Chapter 1: The Troubling Case of the Lone Parking Meter (101 Pilot)

mouserants@gmail.com (Cory Matthews) — Mon, 26 Feb 2018 02:25:00 +0000

Welcome to The Story of Cory: Analyzing Boy Meets World! On our debut episode, Jerry, Jillian and Steph discuss the Pilot and try to decipher just what makes this show so timeless, yet not timeless at all. So join the class as we, along with our hero, learn about the most important thing in the universe: Love...and if we have time, antiquated late night television. All this and more on the very first episode of The Story of Cory.

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