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2009-10-15T20:48:00.001-07:00

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Judgemental people who can't leave well enough alone

2008-11-12T17:56:00.000-08:00

You know what I really cannot stand, judgemental and picky people. You all know the type the ones who spend there days finding flaws in everyone else. You get around them and your automatically on edge because if you fuck up your going to hear about it soon enough.

As humans for some reason we find a need to judge, which is enough pressure as is. But then these people come around whether it be a peer, parent, teacher, boss whatever and suddenly your heart rate is through the roof, your stumbling over your words and then your completely screwed. My father happens to be the worst at this. Anything anyone does there is always a flaw. In all complete seriousness I came home with 99% in Advanced Placement english last year and he grounded me for a week because I didn't get the full 100%. But parents are tolerable because they have nothing better to do with their lives than make sure ours are miserable. The peers really get me, because not only do they judge you but give it ten minutes and 3/4 of the entire world knows! For example; my friend makes a joke using the word dyke I laugh and by lunch I'm a homophobic bitch with half the local gay community out to ring my neck. Girls are so bad for this it's not even funny. "She wore black nail polish was listening to Judas Priest AND wore a bandana around her wrist, hot damn she must be emo!" No! It doesn't work that way kiddies there's more to a person than meets the eye not everything is black and white ( she says with the risk of someone calling her a racist bastard).

Why is it so epically impossible for people to just leave others alone. People should be able to live however they choose, and if that means not liking alot of screaming but still liking metal, laughing at jokes, and wearing a bandana around their wrist, then so mother fucking be it!

Peace, TashCrash

Hold Your Alc, Goddamit

2008-11-09T20:19:00.000-08:00

Little girls have really ruined alcohol for me. I'm tired of seeing and tending for stupid little girls (and boys) who can't drink within their limits and certainly can't hold their alcohol.

If you can't keep it down why the hell would you think you're able to drink it in the first place? At least when I go drink with people, which I rarely do anymore, I don't go puking my ass out. Just smarten up and don't drink you goddamn pussy kids.

If anything you should go buy yourselves a sum of weed, roll some doobies, pass around a pipe, and chill out. It's so much better then little kids passed out on the road in piss and puke.

So we've covered that, good. Now let's cover the part about what not to do when you need to care for drunk friends.

I don't care how drunk you are, when one of your friends are puking, don't try and hit up on some ugly piece of crap. It's really not a cool thing to do, especially when your 'sister' is suffering. All you had to do was buy a bottle of water and take her to your house for a bit. Nothing hard to ask for at all. So why couldn't you do it?

No wonder your parties suck..

Now remember, please for the love of god don't be a stupid hyper drunk sliding down hills and such. Although funny at first because you're a dumbass, it's really goddamn annoying. Especially don't slide into people skateboarding, injury is involved.

Don't be a dumbass when you drink or leave me the hell alone, and drink responsibly!

- SkateFiend

Fakes and such

2008-11-08T14:45:00.000-08:00

Alright guys so I know its been bloody forever since SkateFiend or myself have taken time to rant. But hey we've both been busy and we're back now and that's what count right?

Anyways so something that has really been pissing me off lately is fakes. I mean granted everyone puts on a fake smile here and there but really people who are nice to your face and then turn around and say shit behind you back, all I have to say is get the fuck out man! Are you all so bored with your little insignificant lives that you feel the need to ruin someone else's? And I'm going to level with you all, I'm not the most like able person out there, because I'm honest and blunt. People now-a-days don't like to rock the boat and say what's really on there minds, at least not to other's faces. I will rock the boat if I have to, if I don't like you I'm not going to pretend to be good friends with you, its just that simple. Now guys generally do not do this they're more like me and will plainly say, "Dude you piss me off, get the fuck out" and its done! Girls however that is just not allowed. I swear there is some manual hidden somewhere that plainly states that the mass majority of girls can't be honest that deception is the key to success. My favourite though has to be when they fuck up and the person that they're talking about is right behind them and they try and cover it up with "No No! You don't understand I meant the other Ayra Zellingernd!" because I'm sure they're is tonnes of people in the world with that exact name, let alone in the same school right? Then just when you think the drama is all over and everyone can go back to living their lives like before, they find something else to fight about.

So my solution to all of this is only people with brains are allowed to talk, people who are fake are dropped on a tiny island in the middle of the Bermuda triangle never to be seen again, and people just start being honest! It's not that hard if you really think about it.

Bux-Me Update

2008-11-07T09:31:00.000-08:00

There has been up a major update on Bux-Me!

Go check it out at SF Money Blog!

Bux-Me PTC Site

2008-09-14T10:59:00.001-07:00

If you've been following my other blog, SF Money Talk, then you would have heard me mention the construction of a new PTC site. Well it's all done and launched, so here's the post I just put up in SFMT, for you all to see.

Bux-Me is a 100% reliable PTC site, owned and managed by one of my friends and PTC mentor.

Right now, it is low paying with an even lower payout, and decent amount of ads. It severely needs members, so that it can increase it's prices again really soon!

This, in my honest opinion, could be another revolutionizing PTC site.
All ad views are 10-22 seconds, you earn 10% more money on your first payout!
YOU CAN REQUEST PAYOUT AT JUST $0.45 IF YOU WANT!
And you earn 20% of your referral's earnings!

You can also click for points and use them to buy things, like raffle tickets (yes, there's even a raffle).

Did I mention that there's SUPER cheap prices for advertising right now? You can seriously buy 1000 site hits a couple bucks.
Just trust me, everything about this PTC site is AWESOME!

To miss this opportunity would be kicking yourself in the ass.

Hicks and Cars = Anger

2008-08-17T22:36:00.000-07:00

Yes this isn't the rant I'm supposed to post, but I'm lazy so what can you do.

But get a load of this.

Tonight I took the long way home 'cause I was thinking about shit (about how I want to kick the shit out of someone, ironically.)
So I was just walking, holding my board, and some hick drives up in a piece of shit car.
Now at the end of the road I was taking, there's a little dirt side that is the start of a 'short cut' (even though it's the exact same distance) that you can use to turn around your car.
Now as they're driving by, the hick passenger calls me a fagget. Whatever right? I can deal with that, sure it pisses me off but it's a stupid hick, what does he know?
Now these tards have to take it over the edge, of course, so the drive to the end of the road, turn around, so the passenger can call me a bitch.
After that, they just kept on going to the place they originally came from. All that trouble to just call me a fagget and a bitch.

Now here's the thing.
1) You're a hick, living in a hick town.
2) You drive a piece of shit car, typical for a hick teenager.
3) You call me a fagget, yet you are the fagget hick driving a piece of shit car, who has nothing better to do with his time, and is obviously a loser.
4) You call me a bitch, yet you are the little bitches driving a piece of shit car, without stopping, shouting out a window, to impress your hick buddies.

Congratulations, you're a real winner pal, a damn straight (LOL RIGHT) representative of the city.. -cough- hicktown -cough- ..you live in.

Atleast come out and shake hands with the trucks on my skateboard. Don't like my skateboard? My fist is just as good.
And I was so excited, I thought a bunch of stupid hicks were gonna try and jump me. But no, the pussies kept driving.

Too bad, I haven't played baseball if forever...

AND YES, I will eventually finish the other rant, that will be much better then this.

Ack, Im Sorry

2008-08-11T00:07:00.001-07:00

Was expecting to have a new rant posted today
But I got sidetracked all day have still need to finish writing it
And then there's editting and all that fun stuff.

I WILL HAVE IT DONE AND POSTED SOON.
So stay tuned and check constantly!

Sorry again, things are slow in my head. Plus I'm working 2 jobs while trying to balance time with my girlfriend, not a hell of a lot of time to rant.

Lack of Posts

2008-07-31T09:04:00.001-07:00

Sorry for the lack of posts this month, I've decided to take a break from my blogs for this month.

I'm working two jobs, one of which is with my girlfriends dad (fun eh?).

Expect to see some rants in August!

Hope you all are having a good summer so far. =D

Stupid Horny Tweens

2008-07-08T00:08:00.000-07:00

Well guys the title says it all. It pisses me right off how fast kids want to grow up.
Like yeah I did to but I didn't go having sex at fucking 12 honestly. This subject
justpisses me off so much I can't even function properly atthe moment so heres
a little story for you that I like tocall the stupid horny tween incident;

So my neighbour turns 13 right she isn't allowed todate before
this but lucky for her she is good looking 2 days after she turns
13 she has a boyfriend. whatevernot a big deal. However now only
two weeks after sheturns 13 shes fucking PREGNANT.

Like fuck thats even fast for paris hilton and we all know she fucks
on first hello never mind date. Nowthats the horny part, now for the
stupid part why in all of fucking hell WOULDN'T you wear a condomor
something! Hell its one thing to be a skank butto be a stupid one now thats
just plain ignorance. So now you've dropped out of school to raise your kid
before you even hit highscool, the father isno where to be seen, and do you
blame the poor kid honestly! Oh and you've been labeled as a skank by every
one for being such a retard aboutit all dumbass.

So here comes the question of the day do you
a) be stupid and throw your life away at 13
b) be smart and oh I don't know get some morals and WAIT
personally I thought the choice was rather obvious but apprently
not to the dense kids [and I don't wantto say these days cause they're
only 2 years youngerthan me but I'm gonna anyways] these days.
Peace for now
TashCrash

Intro/Hypocritical Authority

2008-07-02T00:12:00.000-07:00

So I’m TashCrash The newest contributor to your daily dose of hate.
I’m kind of horrid at writing an intro for myself because I just can’t
take credit for stuff…anyways on with the rant.

Hypocritical Authority is something we’ve all experienced. Personally it pisses
me right the fuck off anyone who knows me knows this. And pretty much the
one phrase I usually have for any authority is “FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM TOO.”
But what's worse than someone telling me to do something is doing it themselves.
Recently my parental figures went to Vegas,so whatever doesn’t overly bother me
but my Dad comes back with a tattoo. But I’m not allowed to have one ever or I’m
shunned from the family and left out of the will. Hmm because that kind of
hypocritical asinine bullshit wouldn’t piss off your already vexed rebellious teenage
daughter what so ever right? It’s just like that phrase “Do as I say not as I do” well
fuck how am I supposed to do as you say if I can’t respect what your telling me when
you turn around and do it yourself. But even worse than hypocritical parents are
hypocritical cops. Now that’s a long ass story but basically if your going to yell at me
for not being safe while on an quad then don’t be sitting there with a smoke in mouth,
half beer bottle in a duct taped on cupholder, and have the smell of weed permeating
off you with your 3-4 year old kid sitting on the back watching you do this…fucking
dumbass. Not to mention this so called “cop” was a dumb hick who couldn’t tell his
head from his ass. And its not the fact that he’s a hick it’s the fact that he’s a dumb
hick who probably cannot figure out half of the insults in this damn rant.

So there you have it guys TashCrash’s first rant
Give me a shout if you disagree or agree or what not

Peace, TashCrash

Bleed Faggot Bleed

2008-06-29T21:51:00.000-07:00

To start this off, alcohol is no goddamn excuse to cheat on a person, I don't care what you did to cheat or how much you drank, but it's no fucking excuse.
To blame everything solely on alcohol is just goddamn stupid, it doesn't make you or the situation seem any better.
Now to say that you remember everything else except for the parts where shit happened, that's just garbage. Pure fucking garbage.

You promised me that you weren't going to be around him at all after that. You go out tonight with friends, that's fine. But you're around him despite your promise and you try to justify it with 'I'm not talking to him'.
No, that doesn't fucking make anything better. Thank you for being honest with me that he was there, since that seems to be the least you've done.

I'm royally pissed off as I have been for the last 3 or 4 goddamn days, wanting nothing but to tear that pricks fucking face off. As telling me not to start shit while I was calm and already said I wouldn't is not a smart thing. It's like waving a red flag in front of testosterone pumped bull, you know that about me already.

So now I'm angry and once again want to do nothing but bike down there and tear him apart limb from fucking limb.

Just fucking stop making me feel so shitty all the time, I'm going to need to drop the fucking hammer on someone if you keep doing this. I hope you understand how much you have ruined the last two perfect days for me.
Who am I kidding though, right?

Elle Rocks My Face Off!

2008-06-22T17:01:00.001-07:00

She is the greatest, you should all bow to her for she is hardcore.

That is all for now. xD

For Future Reference

2008-06-17T15:47:00.001-07:00

I have no problem with you hanging out with guys. I have no problem with you trying to cheer up your guy-friends. I never showed any sign that I had a problem with it, I even told you flat out that you should hang out with them instead of coming over.

What I do have a problem with is you spewing bullshit that I'm angry because you're hanging out with guys. Even more so when your telling this shit to people who are obviously going to bug me ALL fucking day about it, as they did. You know I don't like the phone, you especially know that I absolutely despise the phone when it never stops ringing, yet you were in the presence while it was happen, and let it happen.

I may not like these guys and sure they bother me sometimes. Like I've declared on countless occasions, I'm not going to try and control you and tell you that you can't hangout with them, be friends with them, etc. I honesty try hard to not be bothered by it but YOU always vex me and turn it into an immensely angry situation for me.

"Oh but I feel so bad by not hanging with you and just leaving you to sit in your room" is something I don't want to hear, I don't give a shit. You asked me if you could, I said yes, why can't you just leave it at that? I don't want some shitty veil of pity that you've created around me, just take my yes and go.
Also, there isn't a lot of people I hang out with here for a reason, a reason that you know very damn well. Just like you know already, I would rather sit in my room and do what I do then have to be with people I don't want to be with.

I love you, but sometimes you drive me completely insane for the worse. You should know how I'm going to react by now, but you still push the goddamn button. I'm actually starting to think you do it on purpose sometimes, some sort of vengeful spite at me or something. Or maybe you just really don't know me as well as you claim.

Whatever your reason is, now you know why you turned my day into a piece of shit once again and why I'm not going to answer your texts for the time being.

Sorry For Lack of Update

2008-06-12T19:38:00.000-07:00

I haven't been in a mood to do any rants. I will do some brainstorming tonight and hopefully have a new rant up by Saturday at the latest *fingers crossed*.

I would check the blog tomorrow though, if I get in the mood or something happens then I'll definitely rant.

In the meantime, go look at my other blog! =P

Hicks Don't Like Toques

2008-06-04T20:53:00.000-07:00

Or atleast it seems that they don't agree with toques and summer time.

Let my tell you a little story of a event that happened today. It is an event that both angered me and made me laugh at the hicks I'm surrounded by.

So I was with Tish taking her dog for a walk and we decided to go up to our highschool to see a friend play soccer. It was rather boring so we decided to leave after 15 minutes, whatever. On our way out the parking lot we saw three hicks grade 11's or 12's getting into a piece of shit truck (the kind you would typically associate hicks with). One guy, the driver, looked over at me and asked me why I was wearing a toque. Seeing as his friend was wearing a hat, I replied "That's like me asking you why your friend is wearing a hat", Tish and I just kept on walking.

After 30 seconds or so they yell out and call me a fag.
I'm a fag, for wearing a rimmed toque in 18 degree weather. I don't see how the fucking this works.

This is one of those pet peeves of mine, being called a fag for no reason at all. I'm not one to typically give a shit about what anything thinks about me, but this is just too fucking stupid.

So I'm gonna knock off some points about these people.

Number 1 - They've probably lived in this hickville or the surrounding area their entire lives. All they can do is pretend to live like they're in a city, but it's not even near reality. As for me, I've lived in a city pretty much my entire life, and am only in this hicktown by force.

Number 2 - They drive a piece of shit on wheels. Their truck was literally the kind of truck that you would associate with beyond-rural hicks. It should have been in a junkyard instead of on the road.

Number 3 - They like to think that they're hardcore and can be gangster, when the truth is they are the farthest thing from it. On the coast, these guys would get killed if they acted the way they always do. Kind makes me want to start a reality show where I randomly put hicks like this in downtown Van to see how they fare out.

Number 4 - For crying out loud! How can you honestly have a good means to call someone a fag because they're wearing a goddamn toque. It's just makes me want to smash heads into walls.

Number 5 - My vocabulary isn't anything great, but I can pretty much guarantee that I have a better vocabulary then they do. Probably even better spelling too.

So remember, before you call me a fag for a fucking pathetic reason like a toque, just know that I can very easily point out flaws in other people. The fact that I'm surrounded by hicks just makes it even easier.

Remember to visit SF Money Talk!

SkateFiend's Money Talk

2008-06-03T15:40:00.000-07:00

Just to let everyone know, I just made a new blog so that I wouldn't have to advertise crap in here anymore.

It's called SkateFiend's Money Talk, it's where I'll post shit to help support the blog and where I'll post various PTC sites and what not.

I'd go and give it a look, maybe you'll find something useful.

http://sfmoney.blogspot.com/

Don't forget to bookmark Straight Hate and SFmoney! (Just press ctrl+D)

Hey Everyone! Screamo's Dead!

2008-05-31T22:21:00.000-07:00

This is a mind-blowingly dumb comment, to put it VERY nicely.

screamo is dead.

indie is were its at.

that includes all that acoustic, hippy, new wave stuff

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I'm so baffled as to how a technicality such as screamo, can be considered dead.
Do you realize all the genres/sub genres that contain screamo?

Hell, where the fuck would hardcore and metal be without good ol' Screamo?

I'm trying to avoid making lists, otherwise I'll never stop. But just stop yourself and think about ALL the bands and different genres that use screaming. Fuck man, I'm listening to Bring Me the Horizon, Job For a Cowboy and Poison the Well as I write this shit!

I really can't do this, I'm so shocked that someone actually said it was dead. Immensely shocked.
So now it's Natasha's turn!

Natasha says (right after I showed her the "screamo is dead" comment):

They must die.
Metal and Rock'N'Roll WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!
Metal dead? Pfft!
It's blasphemy I tell you!
Saying such a thing is like saying John Lennon had nothing to do with the Beatles's success
I just wish more people would take time to look at where their metal originated from like Zeppelin and Motorhead.

And there you have it folk, a very shitty rant with one main point. If you think Screamo's dead, then you're dead wrong.

Good freeken night, time to crank up more Metal on Last.fm!

Virus With Shoes

2008-05-28T22:00:00.001-07:00

This is an article that was recently posted on nexopia.com.
I found it interesting and kind of similar to my own views so I have decided to post it here.
Never fear, there will be a new rant posted within the next couple of days. This is just a quick update.
All credit goes to quadeyedog of nexopia.com. It is interestingly titled "Virus With Shoes", the original article can be found here. Enjoy!

Today we live in a very nice world where we couldn't ask for anything more than what we have. David Cook has just won American Idol and we are now gearing up for Canadian Idol and the new season of Tila Tequila. The girlicious group is now formed and our ears and minds are being filled with this joyous news about whats going on in our favorite celebrities lives. while we sit here and complain about inconsequential issues like being a vegetarian and sometimes having something with meat in it served to us while we were trying to order something else on the menu.

What has this world come to? heres a theory, not the best one or even somewhat accurate but its getting to a point, through our evolution we are losing our intelligence because as the years progress there are more efficient ways of doing things everything seems to be set in stone and there are plenty of machines to do most tasks so the whole idea of progression has been put on a halt and now peoples biggest concerns seem to revolve around the idea of who is going to be booted off of the apprentice next week.

We are completely reliant on technology for everything myself included or for all I know only myself, for so many years I spent trying to be better than someone else, smarter, whatever the task was I had this desire to be the best and overly critical of everything. then I once again stepped back like I had done many times in my life before and said god damn I sure have been an idiot. only this time I've done irreversible damage to myself. An unfortunate side effect of a normal teenagers rebellious tendencies and now I have turned into a square so to speak.

Lots of meaningless rant here so I'll cut to the point, the simple fact is like many have stated and even more have not cared about, apathy is a plague and will be the cause of our inevitable demise. Filling our minds with useless information, being taught as we are growing up that tvs are fun and libraries are boring have made many of us into the disgusting people we have become today.

Once entering the much feared workforce and realizing that for many people at no age does gossip stop has made me lose lots of hope that I once had for a better world, we live in a world where peace is now a joke and impossible so not even worth striving for. Everyone works for themselves with little regard for their fellow neighbors.

Lets all live in our social bubbles be oblivious to the world around us make jokes because it makes it seem lighter and more inconsequential than it is, turn on our tvs see what reality show it on next or how we should dress ourselves so as to not make an embarrassment of ourselves for wearing something out of date and for the love of god almighty whatever you do do not do anything outside the norm. make sure everything you do will either get you money or help you get more money or you are wasting your time.

I hate you all and have some sweet dreams. unfortunately this will never be posted on this site for this is not interesting enough. jeeze I should have mentioned peta, teen pregnancy, britney spears, abortion, animal cruelty, or young love. If only I had stronger feelings for or against these powerful mind bending issues. Instead I could care less about them and before I leave you I will just say this. worry about yourselves stop concerning yourself with what people are eating, dressing like, doing with the fetus inside of them. Worry yourself with something more significant in the world that you could possibly control other than whining about what someones eating for dinner.

Trendy and Poser Bisexuals

2008-05-22T21:33:00.000-07:00

I'm going to try and make this rant very direct. I'm getting very tired of all the trendy and poser bi's.

There's a line for everything, and humanity definitely crossed that line when being bisexual became a trend. I don't know if it's because of the increase of "gay pride" over the last couple years, decades, whatever. Or if it's just because of an increase in sheer stupidity.
Unfortunately, my guess is the last one.

Now it's especially funny how most people see being bi as an excuse to be little whorebags.
It's sad (but funny) that a good, large chunk of the youth of today are REALLY that desperate.

It really does baffle me as to how something like sexuality can be transformed into a trend. It must be absolutely terrible to be associated with a bunch of meatbags if you're genuinely bisexual. Totally brought down by a population of retards.

Just remember boys and girls, if you think you're confused, alone and/or bisexual, then you need to gtfo because chances are you've been hanging around too many retards.

Any they say it's cancer that kills people..

Think You Can Do It?

2008-05-19T14:43:00.000-07:00

Do you think you can earn some sweet gifts, for doing as little as referring 1 person or completing one offer?

You CAN earn some pretty awesome gifts, such as $100 on your paypal account, new speakers, a 500 piece poker set and many others! All you have to do is sign up and either get people to join, or complete an assortment of different offers.
Now this isn't like most sites where you have to get 10-20+ people to join before you get rewarded. The most expensive gift, a Apple MacMini, is only 16 credits. The majority of the gifts range from 1-3 credits.

What do you have to lose by trying?

Nothing to lose, everything to gain, just sign up and see for yourself.
I hope atleast one person decides to do this to get something sweet for themselves..

..I need to get a separate blog for advertising shit xD

Don't Touch My Room

2008-05-19T13:20:00.000-07:00

I hate it when people fuck with my room, especially when it's a fucking retard like my old lady.

I came home from working on a holiday, to my room looking like shit because my mom thought that she would clean and rearrange my stuff.
All she managed to do was butcher my cd's, snooped through all my shit and fuck with all the power cords.

She should have atleast did it when I was there so I could tell her off at the start to not touch my shit. But of course she had to do it her way so she could be a snooping little fuck.

I can't wait to get the hell out of this hole and get far away from her. It's harsh but true. She just drives me insane.

Back From Camping

2008-05-18T21:12:00.001-07:00

So just got back from camping earlier. It was pretty boring but last night totally made up for it. Partying with random people!

Will hopefully get into the mindframe to do up a rant. No guarantees though..

Hope you all had a good May long weekend!

More Updates!

2008-05-14T18:09:00.001-07:00

So I think I've made all the layout changes I'm going to make for awhile. Which includes the nice ass banner that Neil made.

I've added a Google search (it's impossible to miss) so you can search shit up and support Straight Hate at the same time! I hope that people find it useful and decide to do some searches -hint hint- =P

I've also added another Google ad in the left hand column underneath "Links Worth Going To". It's a referral ad, which means that if you click and sign up with the site you will benefit S-H more. So please, if you see something that interests you then feel free to click on it and sign up with it if interested. I guess I'm not supposed to intentionally promote clicking on ads but I don't really care.

Now! I'm looking for more banners and buttons to help promote the blog. I would make them myself (which I've tried) but the program that I use saves things in a odd format and the images screw up upon conversion to a regular format. Which means they're useless.
So make some banners, buttons, whatever, and send them to me at skate-fiend@hotmail.com or by posting them in a comment here.
Be sure to include you name with your message so I can give you credit for your work!

Thanks to all who come and check out the blog on a regular basis. I must say that the first couple weeks of May have been terrific! Hopefully we can keep it up, if not improve the flow even more!

Have a good long weekend everyone! I might update tomorrow, but I doubt it as I'll be getting ready to go camping.

Trying To Be Maddox?

2008-05-11T15:03:00.000-07:00

So, Elle.

I'm not Maddox. I never tried to be Maddox. I never wanted to be Maddox.

Maddox is a crazy coder who can make a website in under 5 minutes, whatever. He's a good writer with good views, but he's a geek.
He's insanely obsessive about his dick and finds humor in things like Che Guevara dressed up like a pirate. He criticizes little kid's art as a hobby, and never stops thinking up ways to make his dick seem bigger.
Arrogant, boastful, loves the cock and spends way too much time on MS Paint.

The only things that resemble Maddox is my hate for the Iphone and those stupid blouses (or whatever) that make chicks look pregnant.

As much I wish I could write, draw and get as many hits as Maddox, I never tried to be him.

Now is that what you had in mind, sister?