Strange cakes

Most recent photoshoot + new piercings + tats

2011-03-19T04:24:00.000-07:00

Hip piercings and swastikas in my fetus demons <3

Pic for Zubla:grimal

Wasteland shoot

©Caroline huff

JOIN It's free =3 and might win me $500 \o/

2011-01-06T10:07:00.001-08:00

how to loose weight without exercise

2011-01-05T12:04:00.000-08:00

So in just a couple of months i've gone from 10 and half stone to 8 exactly.
from size 14 to a size 8.

Want to know how i did it?
Self control and willpower!

I didn't do any amazing exercise, i didn't run a marathon or work out every 10 minutes nor did i do it dangerously on a crash diet x_x

So for starters, are you really committed to loosing weight?? do YOU want to loose those extra xmas pounds??
If you answered yes then read on =3
If no, then your not doing it for yourself and just be happy with you!

Plan your dinners, if you live at home back everyone aware how determined you are to loose this weight and that you want everyone to stick to your diet plan at meals.
If someone has a huge pizza for dinner, resist, have one slice if you must, and a big healthy salad, lots of lettuce, tomato, beans, beetroot and spring onion =3 potato salad is good to.

Replace fattening meals with healthy options.
heres just to of my favorite healthy meals.

Garlic mushrooms with leaf salad.

All you need is mushrooms, some garlic ( puree or oil will suffice to ) and a salad of your choice.
heat the pan at medium heat and add a small amount of olive oil ( table spoon ), if your using garlic puree or oil, add this in to, its up to how strong you have it. if your using a garlic clove, crush it and leave it for about 5 minutes to flavor the oil.
Cut the mushrooms into 4 pieces. when the oil is hot add the mushrooms in and stir using a wooden spoon. add a tiny sprinkle of salt and pepper, or season to taste.
make sure all the mushrooms are covered, u can use a spray oil to keep them covered and stop them sticking.
Cook till the mushrooms are done, light brown to brown in colour.

Add to your leafy salad, you can also add a light honey and mustard dressing.

Vegetable lasagna

You will need;
-Pasta sheets ( fresh or dried )
-cheese sauce ( homemade is the best google for a quick recipe )
-2 sliced tomatoes
-spring greens or spinach
- cayenne pepper
First boil your springs greens in a pan of water with a teaspoon of salt on a high heat, you can also steam them if you wish.
As your spring greens/ spinach is boiling, heat some water in a pan and cook your lasagna sheets, cooking instructions should be on the box / packet.
now to start on your cheese sauce if your doing a home made one! remember if u like it spicy add lots of cayenne pepper =D if not hold tight!
you can start slicing your tomatoes

When everything is cooked and ready time to put it all together!start with one layer of pasta sheets, followed by a layer of spinach /spring greens and then sliced tomatoes.Add a layer of cheese sauce followed by another pasta sheet, spinach /spring greens tomatoes and pasta again. You should have a nice layer of cheese covering all pasta now, add some grated chedder or parmisan cheese to the top and put in the oven for 30 minutes on about 180 and WOLA.

Feel free to add your own ingredients in as long as its healthy!

Replace chocolate breakfast cereals with fruit bars, banana or porridge.

Have a light lunch, a sandwich or a couple of pieces of fruit

Don't snack between meals unless you have to! and if u REALLY have to, ( this is where will power should stop you ) make sure its good for you!!

Remember also, exercise WILL get you healthy as well as help u loose weight. You should be doing at least 30 minutes a day of exercise.

Do have your 3 meals a day, don't binge, stay positive and happy and don't skip meals!!

TALKTALK questionaire on plungers.

2010-11-06T03:21:00.000-07:00

Talktalk sent me a questionaire to my email , through sheer bordem i decided to fill it in.
One of the questions was what would i do to this toy elephant to make it more interested to kids... the next was more bizarre. How many different uses can i think of for a sink plunger and to be specific as possible.
I replied with the following.

1, simply a hat
2, stick it to your face
3, a weapon of mass suction
4, stick it to someone elses face
5, plunge someone
6, a good accessory to a bathroom themed party
7, put it at reception, give it a nametag saying Larry.
8, tell people its your new best friend
9, fix a toilet
10, fix someones elses toilet
11, put it away never to have any real use for it apart from plunging peoples faces.
12, chest compressions
13,butt plunger. ( it could work, not speaking from experiance. )
14, stick it to your tv
15, plunge your dogs face
16, plunge your spouses face
17, sleep with it
18, buy another one to keep it company under the sink
19, make a master peice
20, plunge your ears, remove excess wax.
21, Use it as a form of dicipline on the children
22, make it into a paintbrush/plunger
23, throw it at people

prolly coulda done better but alas D= what would of been your replies?

just got me a ps3!

2010-10-30T16:32:00.000-07:00

Xbox 360 = s1nf3ction

PS3 = s1nfection

I picked up my ps3 today! £40 , had a broken harddrive but friend fixed it and put a 80gb drive in. Nice.
2 controllers, hdmi cable, headset and 2 games o.o proper bargain!

No idea what games to get for it so suggestions hit me!

some amazing PC towers

2010-10-27T09:39:00.001-07:00

£5 of blue banana clothing when u spend £25

2010-10-23T11:17:00.000-07:00

Blue banana clothing

The code is

GA10100

DIY lamp

2010-10-21T12:46:00.000-07:00

I had this crazy awesome idea in my head to make a really soft lighting lamp out coloured tissue and such.

in reality looks nothing like i wanted it to but here it is =D

I made it outa garden canes and cardboard o.o also a chocolate sweets tin >.> light is just an old desk lamp

This finished product, sorry pics are on the side but i cba to turn them =D the light doesn't show through the blue very well but meh i can fix that another time \o/

Signed Alien Vampires t shirt

2010-10-18T14:09:00.001-07:00

I has one!

go buy their new album! <3

despicable me

2010-10-16T15:57:00.000-07:00

I saw it today at the cinema, was most amusing, kinda sad to....
meh. haven't posted for a while,trying to comment when i can, but i have no idea who's blogs are active anymore D=

how is everyone?

Today at the beach! and fun pics i found on my mobleeey

2010-10-10T13:49:00.000-07:00

Today was a beautiful warm day, and living opposite the beach i seized the opportunity to go. Waves were crashing over the prom so we took pics \o/ and i failed to move quick enough and got soaked ^^

Storm <3

Jacen Burrows, signing my copies of Crossed <3

Pedobear and Nana

Erk from Rabia Sorda and Hocico <33!! I even got a /b/rofist!

Spiders huge o.o

Erk <3

Combichrist wooo <3

SOME1 HELP ME FIX MY PSP DAMIT!

2010-10-08T01:50:00.000-07:00

Psp Phat
got someone to hack it for me as i lacked the resources,

installed psx emu
PLAYED FINE YEH!
downloaded played iso games for psp
PLAYED FINE WOO YEH

Then decided that still wasn't enough and that i wanted to play pokemon games on psp

installed visualboy advance emu
PLAYED POKEMON RED, EMERALD AND CHAOS BLACK YEH! NOT TO MENTION DUNGEON RESCUE TEAM RED! or w/e its called.

Then decided i wanted to play psp games and ps1 games again
can't do it.
My menus are going painfully slow, to the point of freezing when i hit X
it takes fucking ages to recognize i've plugged into usb.
none of the games play or load, it auto crashes after start up noise.

I've deleted all the files to do with the emu on my psp folders via laptop also deleted all the pokemon games and infact all the games off it.
Currently running CFW 5.00M33-4
I know i had to change something in the system options on psp but i can't rememeber what.

TL;DR

Anyone help me either fix not working psp or guide me through re-installing 5.00M33-4

THANK YOU!

jehovah witness at my door

2010-10-06T05:25:00.000-07:00

Walking to my front door today two women, about 40's were at the front door attempting to ring the doorbells. The doorbells haven't been working for nearly as year now. Piss take much?
anyway, am like ooh sorry those don't work who do you want to see? I had to. I had to make conversation with them.

an hour i was at the door debating with these two women. Turns out they are also creationists to (???)
and did you know according to "scientific proof" we all came from Adam and Eve, selective breeding, and did u also know, that Adam and Eve have every type of gene pool in them, so in short,Adam and Eve made black people, white people, yellow people and red! not to mention all the other breeds of people. HOW AWESOME right o.o

Did u also know that Noah DIDN'T take 2 of every animal on the ark, nope. Some he took SEVEN! cool story so far right
They don't believe in Atlantis... but shit gets MORE crazy apparently unicorns, leprechauns and elfs all come from the bible to o.o...

Their belief is everybody who's good, as a reward can then come back to life, reincarnated at another point in time in the FUTURE!
And the bad bad bad people there punishment is they just DIE, and thats it for them.

The older of the two ladies also tried to convince me you can create a pug, from an Alsatian and husky o.o and u can get a shetland pony from a shire horse...

We didn't just happen by chance one day, or evolve over 100000000's of years. nope, because that would be silly right.....

ugh religion, when will it end?!

150 Followers

2010-10-05T07:29:00.000-07:00

YAY i hit 150!!!!!

Thank you all! \o/ for reading my shitty rants and pointless posts w00t!
I did promise a video when i reached 150 so i shall post that soon as, I'm currently just sitting in my pants listening to music \o/

Any ideas what i should do in said video?
keep it clean guys no tits or gtfo ;o

robin hood 2010

2010-10-03T14:17:00.001-07:00

wtf?

THIS ISN'T HOW THE STORY GOES?! I DON'T EVEN!?

XBL, flu, general update and bollox

2010-10-03T08:06:00.000-07:00

Blurgh I think I'm coming down with the flu, which is major crap T_T

So for the rest of today/tonight I intend to stay in bed, blog and play xbox!
if anyone would like to join me and cheer my bed ridden self up I would appreciate it!

Games i have for online play

COD4
CODWaW
Gears of war 2
Borderlands
Dark sector if its still going
The darkness though i don't even think theres any servers for that
Kane and lynch 2

XBL gt as always is ; s1nf3ction

be online in probably an hour or 2 =3

In other news, We are dead promotions seems to be going quite well, got 5 bands signed up to me, with interest from 3 others. 3 dread orders to keep me busy and my 3 rats to keep me company.
If only i could get the motivation to finish things, bluurghh.

But i have 3 free tickets this week to go watch the auditions of Got to dance for sky1, I did apply for never mind the buzzcocks audience tickers tho*sigh* i spose i can sit there for a couple of hours and watch people trying to dance, if not i'll take a book or my netbook and just pray they have a wireless connection somewhere!

Snake is going to shed again soon, this will be 5th time this year, shes close to being 6ft \o/ Snake named after Snake from MGS ofc ;o not because I'm retarded. Shes a corn snake, no idea on the age, was an unwanted pet and being a sucker for animals i took her in about 4 years ago. She has awoken me a couple of times by escaping and sleeping under my pillow in the dead of night. JOY. I'm glad i don't scream/scare easy o.o.

Red dead redemption zombie night!

2010-10-01T15:12:00.000-07:00

A add on for Red dead redemption! seems everyone is now jumping on the zombie band wagon! good news for zombie fans =D!

Boy breaks ankle kicking wall \o/ IDIOT

2010-10-01T15:04:00.001-07:00

Dodgy dvds and my grandad

2010-09-30T05:10:00.000-07:00

Like all of us everyone wants to watch free movies and we've all seen the little chinky guy in mc donalds or betting office asking U WAN BUY DVD.

Most of us watch/download using our pc's and such but my grandad likes to invite them right to his nice big posh house o.o and buy from this dodgey looking geezer whos fly is always undone and never wears a belt, snot on his face and greasy unwashed hair always in the same clothes. brilliant!

But i must admit he doesn't sell any that are cam quality and if he does there GOOD cam quality.
Todays purchases inc

Harry brown
Robin hood
Jackie chan
Knight and day
Abandoned
Lebanon the soldiers journey
Frozen
Dead man running ( loldannydyer )
Centurion
Machete
Gran torino
The last seven < seems quite interesting but also loldannydyer

6 dvd's for £10 not bad i guess for an elusive fat skanky man eh o.o

R.I.P spikeal jackson ;-;

2010-09-29T09:04:00.000-07:00

Today i went to visit my mom and found my cockatiel dead.
I cried.
I'd taught him to say U ALRIGHT?! hello spike, pretty boi, to shout PEW PEW PEW

and now i will never hear him shout that again at me ;-; nor ever have his little feathers shoved in my face for a kiss and stroke..
R.I.P spike ;-; I'm sorry.

Koda & Skism

2010-09-29T05:16:00.000-07:00

Koda, Skism and gizmo taking a bath!

Gizmo and Koda noming food and cleaning

koda, skism and gizmo playing with cardboard! oh the fun!

2010-09-28T15:04:00.001-07:00

he loved it that much he ate it upside down

Follow my we are dead promotions blog!!!

2010-09-28T01:40:00.000-07:00

I've decided I'm going to get back into blogger full time and just clickty click on everyones blog that comes up in my updated box \o/ every hour or so

in return i only ask YOU follow my We are dead promotions blog, my online music promotions blog is now starting to roll and i already have 3 bands confirmed with another 3 interested ( not bad for something i started about 5 days ago)

so follow and enjoy new music!

video of lulz.

2010-09-26T14:31:00.000-07:00

I recorded my neighbour listening into my conversation. THE PANIC!
was maybe 4 years ago?? maybe 5?

but i remember a fellow /b/rother saying how much it made him laugh and how he used to watch it.

We are dead promotions!

2010-09-25T09:27:00.000-07:00

Hello again ghouls and guys!

I've started my own music promotions page, would really appreciate it if you guys could follow my other blog to! ^^ should show up in my profile but if its not comment and let me know!

Only started it yesterday but keep checking back =3

We are dead promotions!

Also i just got borderlands! anyone for co op online?

as usual XBL tag, s1nf3ction

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