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<h1>Hostage Taker Quarterly</h1>
<h2>The journal for the professional or amateur hostage-taker</h2>
<h3>Current Operations</h3>
Current operations are, by their very nature, clandestine.  We have
chosen not to document them on our external Web site, and make them
available only to our operatives in the field by means of
frequency-hopping steganographic wireless technologies.
<h3>Hostage-Taking Archives</h3>
<p><a href="vac-hell/bugs.html">The Vacation From Hell</a> (attn: Mr. "S")
<p><a href="buzz.html">The Interrogation of Buzz Lightyear</a>
<p>The notorious John A.C. Goodwin was vanquished.  See the photo
shoot that started it all.
<h3>Other Stuff</h3>
<p>Several episodes of Carol Lay's "Story Minute" strip
describing a similar, but hardly-serious-enough-to-be-rival, operation.
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<li> <a href="http://www.salonmagazine.com/comics/lay/1998/11/24lay.html">
"Kidnappers, Inc."
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<li> <a href="http://www.salonmagazine.com/comics/lay/1998/12/08lay.html">
"Waylayed"</a>
<li> <a href="http://www.salonmagazine.com/comics/lay/1998/12/15lay.html">
"Time Off For Bad Behavior"</a>
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<p>The <a href="http://www.savedade.org/">Save Dade</a> campaign links
to us (as "High Tech Queers") on their list of
<a href="http://www.savedade.org/Links/NatnlLinks.htm">National GBLT
Advocacy & Political Organizations</a>.  We keep being tempted to tell
them what we're really doing here, but then we forget.
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