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Week 36: Funny Smell

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Thu, 24 May 2018 11:52:00 +0100

Hasn't been seen for a while

Remarkably, Neil's Diamonds take their manager Neil McConaghy to the highest heights in the land for the second year running. He is the third manager in 5 years to successfully retain the League Title. What makes this year's title-winning journey all the more remarkable is that Mr McConaghy didn't make a single transfer request throughout the entire season. In fact, he might as well not have been there.

And while his neighbours continue to gossip about the funny smell coming from his flat we can confirm that he was unavailable for comment.

Almost as interesting is that the previous two managers to have enjoyed 'Consecutive Season Title Success Syndrome' were actually facing off in the OFFL Cup Final with Inter Milandrover's Smasher looking to retain the Cup for an unlikely second time over arch rival Russell Bielby of Livercoolio.

And, yes, the results are in...
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OFFL Cup Final
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RESULT

Livercoolio 67 v 76 Inter Milandrover
Russell Bielby Smasher

Inter Milandrover are the OFFL Cup Winners for the third year running. Now that's remarkable.

Congratulations should also go to this season's League Runners Up, Moanchester United, who finished a considerable 58 points behind the Diamonds.

Crystal Phallus need to take a long hard look at themselves for not even making it past the 1000 point mark. Shameful. [GAVIN WARD WIPES BROW WITH OUTPUFF OF RELIEF].

Manager of the Week for this final week, and his second time this season, was Jon King. His Moobchester United scooped a bulbously pert 93 points leaving him restless in Thirteenth.

So what next? Fewer posts from us, here at Studmarks, for sure. And maybe the four-yearly embarrassment that is England Men's ritual descent in the World Rankings as they get knocked out in the qualifying round to Panama. And while the Chairman writes his usual scathing letter to the FA demanding the instant reinstatement of the Home Nations Tournament, we wave goodbye to Him, quill in hand, papers flying, chained to a large bureau that doesn't quite fit into the back of a rapidly disappearing ambulance.

He'll be back (pending full mental assessment).

May you all have a marvellous Summer and enjoy the hype that is the Men's World Cup.

Spasiba, comrades. Spasiba.
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UNECCESARY PLAYER STATS
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Top 20 Scorers
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PINPoPosSurname Club_iValueTotal
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443 MF Salah, M LIV £4.5 256
627 ST Kane, H TOT £7.0 220
454 MF Sterling, R MCY £4.6 193
625 ST Heung-Min, S TOT £5.0 182
445 MF de Bruyne, K MCY £5.7 180
595 ST Vardy, J LEI £5.4 178
606 ST Lukaku, R MUN £6.6 172
596 ST Firmino, R LIV £5.7 168
431 MF Mahrez, R LEI £5.1 162
513 MF Eriksen, C TOT £5.5 162
602 ST Aguero, S MCY £6.8 158
197 DF Azpilicueta, CHE £4.5 156
196 DF Alonso, M CHE £4.3 154
451 MF Sane, L MCY £4.9 153
557 ST Sanchez, A ARS £7.0 150
254 DF Walker, K MCY £4.2 139
133 GK Moraes, E MCY £3.6 136
510 MF Alli, D TOT £5.8 135
357 MF Gross, P BTN £2.7 132
252 DF Otamendi, N MCY £3.7 131

Most Value For Money
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All Players
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PIN PosSurname Club_iValue Total Pts/£
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443 MF Salah, M LIV £4.5 256 56.89
669 GK Pope, N BUR £2.3 115 50.00
193 DF Tarkowski, J BUR £2.1 105 50.00
357 MF Gross, P BTN £2.7 132 48.89
525 MF Doucoure, A WAT £2.0 90 45.00
454 MF Sterling, R MCY £4.6 193 41.96
195 DF Ward, S BUR £2.3 94 40.87
394 MF Milivojevic, CRY £2.6 105 40.38
110 GK Ryan, M BTN £2.5 99 39.60
133 GK Moraes, E MCY £3.6 136 37.78
375 MF Gudmundsson, BUR £2.5 92 36.80
625 ST Heung-Min, S TOT £5.0 182 36.40
225 DF Jorgensen, M HUD £2.4 87 36.25
306 DF Davies, B TOT £3.4 123 36.18
196 DF Alonso, M CHE £4.3 154 35.81
303 DF van der HoornSWA £2.1 75 35.71
252 DF Otamendi, N MCY £3.7 131 35.41
262 DF Smalling, C MUN £3.6 126 35.00
197 DF Azpilicueta, CHE £4.5 156 34.67
191 DF Lowton, M BUR £2.5 85 34.00
163 DF Gibbs, K ARS £2.8 94 33.57

Goalkeepers
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PIN PosSurname Club_iValue Total Pts/£
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669 GK Pope, N BUR £2.3 115 50.000
110 GK Ryan, M BTN £2.5 99 39.600
133 GK Moraes, E MCY £3.6 136 37.778
134 GK de Gea, D MUN £3.9 127 32.564
124 GK Lossl, J HUD £2.7 86 31.852
142 GK McCarthy, A SOT £2.0 58 29.000
150 GK Lloris, H TOT £3.8 109 28.684
147 GK Fabianski, L SWA £2.9 83 28.621
115 GK Courtois, T CHE £4.0 114 28.500
154 GK Foster, B WBA £2.8 78 27.857

Defenders
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PIN PosSurname Club_iValue Total Pts/£
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193 DF Tarkowski, J BUR £2.1 105 50.00
195 DF Ward, S BUR £2.3 94 40.87
225 DF Jorgensen, M HUD £2.4 87 36.25
306 DF Davies, B TOT £3.4 123 36.18
196 DF Alonso, M CHE £4.3 154 35.81
303 DF van der HoornSWA £2.1 75 35.71
252 DF Otamendi, N MCY £3.7 131 35.41
262 DF Smalling, C MUN £3.6 126 35.00
197 DF Azpilicueta, CHE £4.5 156 34.67
191 DF Lowton, M BUR £2.5 85 34.00

Midfielders
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PIN PosSurname Club_iValue Total Pts/£
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443 MF Salah, M LIV £4.5 256 56.89
357 MF Gross, P BTN £2.7 132 48.89
525 MF Doucoure, A WAT £2.0 90 45.00
454 MF Sterling, R MCY £4.6 193 41.96
394 MF Milivojevic, CRY £2.6 105 40.38
375 MF Gudmundsson, BUR £2.5 92 36.80
528 MF Richarlison WAT £3.0 99 33.00
500 MF Carroll, T SWA £2.6 83 31.92
431 MF Mahrez, R LEI £5.1 162 31.76
445 MF de Bruyne, K MCY £5.7 180 31.58

Strikers
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PIN PosSurname Club_iValue Total Pts/£
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625 ST Heung-Min, S TOT £5.0 182 36.40
595 ST Vardy, J LEI £5.4 178 32.96
622 ST Ayew, J SWA £3.3 104 31.52
627 ST Kane, H TOT £7.0 220 31.43
621 ST Abraham, T SWA £3.2 97 30.31
596 ST Firmino, R LIV £5.7 168 29.47
567 ST Murray, G BTN £3.6 104 28.89
613 ST Perez, A NEW £3.4 98 28.82
569 ST Barnes, A BUR £3.4 95 27.94
619 ST Diouf, M STO £3.3 91 27.58

Potential Dream Team? Can you do better?
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PIN Surname Pos Club Value Total
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134 de Gea, D GK MUN £3.9 127
197 Azpilicueta, C DF CHE £4.5 156
196 Alonso, M DF CHE £4.3 154
262 Smalling, C DF MUN £3.6 126
169 Monreal, N DF ARS £3.8 112
443 Salah, M MF LIV £4.5 256
454 Sterling, R MF MCY £4.6 193
445 de Bruyne, K MF MCY £5.7 180
357 Gross, P MF BTN £2.7 132
627 Kane, H ST TOT £7.0 220
625 Heung-Min, S ST TOT £5.0 182
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1838
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Value £ 49.6

T h e F I N A L T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 61 1551
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 60 1493
3 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 67 1485
4 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 54 1483
5 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.6 76 1442
6 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 50 1429
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 47 1409
8 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 63 1405
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 70 1402
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.3 59 1390
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Week 35: Standing on the Verge

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Wed, 9 May 2018 08:00:00 +0100

Standing on the verge

We stand on the verge of crowning Mr Neil McConaghy with the diadem of double dominance as his Diamonds do it again - that is, win the OFFL Championship for the second year running. But let us pretend for one more week that it could be an open race. It isn't an open race but we're already losing our viewers to the Eurovision Song Contest and we can't stand the thought of writing this bloody nonsense for nothing.

Every week. I mean. Come on. Bloody nonsense. For you.

You don't care.

Though, you might [you won't] when you see the OFFL Cup Final breakdown between Livercoolio and Inter Milandrover.

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OFFL Cup Final Breakdown
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Livercoolio ClubTotal | Inter Milandrover ClubTotal
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134 GK de Gea, D MUN 120 | 119 GK Pickford, J EVE 48
197 DF AzpilicuetCHE 57 | 234 DF Maguire, H LEI 31
193 DF Tarkowski,BUR 31 | 306 DF Davies, B TOT 116
510 MF Alli, D TOT 133 | 445 MF de Bruyne, K MCY 90
459 MF Lingard, JMUN 45 | 454 MF Sterling, R MCY 76
454 MF Sterling, MCY 82 | 441 MF Mane, S LIV 105
627 ST Kane, H TOT 78 | 595 ST Vardy, J LEI 51
596 ST Firmino, RLIV 163 | 707 ST Aubameyang, PARS 15

Hence, Livercoolio are the Firm[ino] favourites to defeat this season's disappointing Inter Milandrover.

Meanwhile, as most of you sidestep any passing interest in The OFFL Cup you will of course be happy to take note that the Manager of the Week this week is Brighton Beautiful's Karyn Meaden-Pratt. The bright and beautiful Mrs Meaden-Pratt popped in an impressively sized 47 points.

Pop.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 17 1490
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 17 1433
3 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 27 1429
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 24 1418
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 19 1379
6 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 21 1366
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 18 1362
8 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 31 1342
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 18 1332
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.3 47 1331
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Week 34: OFFL Cup Semi-Final Results

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:30:00 +0100

Manager of the Week this week is Minty Colquhoun with a big fat score of 44. This moves her Minty's Minions up two places into Fourteenth.

Pundits are already slapping their pates over whether Guy Salter's Crystal Phallus and Gavin Ward's Wardy's Wasters will wobble themselves within the 1000 point watermark as yet another season can be written off as 'calamitous' by both of these managing failures.

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OFFL Cup
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Semi-Finals, Results

Livercoolio 39 v 26 Brighton Beautiful
Russell Bielby Karyn Meaden-Pratt

Inter Milandrover 28 v 21 Moobchester United
Smasher Jon King

The Final will therefore be between Livercoolio and Inter Milandrover. Can the current holders Inter Milandrover retain the Cup for the THIRD YEAR RUNNING?

It's unlikely, let's face it. Livercoolio are looking quite, quite dangerous.

The final will be played in Week 36, the final week of the season.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 18 1473
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 32 1416
3 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 10 1402
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 39 1394
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 23 1360
6 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 28 1345
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 22 1344
8 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 19 1314
9 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 17 1311
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.3 26 1284
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Week 33: OFFL Cup Semi Finals Draw

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 11:40:00 +0100

OFFL Cup: Semi-Finals Week

Joint Managers of the Week this week are Russell Bielby and Craig McHugh who both steered their Livercoolio and Game Of Throw Ins respectively to a big fat 70 point total each. Both climb a place in the league table putting Livercoolio into Fourth and Game Of Throw Ins into Eighth.

This must feel like great preparation for first-time Manager of the Week Bielby as he takes his team into the Semi-Finals of the OFFL Cup this week.

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OFFL Cup
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Semi Finals,Wk 34

Livercoolio v Brighton Beautiful
Russell Bielby Karen Meaden-Pratt

Inter Milandrover v Moobchester United
Smasher Jon King

Yes. We start playing these fixtures tonight. So get your transfers in before 1730hrs.

We are officially running out of weeks.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 64 1455
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 55 1392
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 64 1384
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 70 1355
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 44 1337
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 67 1322
7 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 51 1317
8 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 70 1295
9 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 34 1294
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 49 1258
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Week 32: Helmsmanship

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Tue, 17 Apr 2018 08:00:00 +0100

Neil McConaghy

As host to the parasite that is the OFFL, it's been a hard old season for the English Premiership. Including, also, for the slap-headed pundits trying to push an exciting narrative on what has been a near-total dominance by just one team: trying to squeeze some excitement into a campaign that was won bloomin' ages ago. Of course, they attempt to distract from it by over-praising the dominant team as the most brilliantest and bestest bunch of ball kickers ever, honest, like, in the world. But it doesn't change what has been an inevitability.

Neil McConaghy's helmsmanship of his own dominant team has been steadily pushing the rest of the OFFL further and further behind him too. Unlike Pep Guardiola, however, Mr McConaghy hasn't dabbled in the transfer market at all. AT ALL. Neil's Diamonds has a full transfer quota of 12 remaining and if they continue their ascent to a second league title in a row, their Manager's legend will sit quite comfortably alongside that of Guardiola's.

In other words, we call on the rest of you chasing managers to get a move on and challenge the old git or he'll never stop banging on about it.

At least he's not in the...

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OFFL Cup
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Quarter Finals, RESULTS

Bayern Bru 32 v 48 Livercoolio
Guy Harewood Russ Bielby

Inter Milandrover 49 v 26 RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft

Pyeators 29 v 34 Brighton Beautiful
Dave Clayton Karyn Meaden-Pratt

Moobchester United 32 v 30 Irishpool
Jon King Mike Smears

Russell Bielby's Livercoolio, Smasher's Inter Milandrover, Karyn Meaden-Pratt's Brighton Beautiful and Jon King's Moobchester United are left fighting for a place in the OFFL Cup Final. Can Smasher retain the Cup for the third year running? Can Livercoolio better his Cup Final defeat of 2008? Let's hope not in both cases: it's Moobchester United's turn for some silverware glory, isn't it?

Interesting fact: 50% of the current top ten teams have managers with a four letter forename.

*Swoon*

Manager of the Week is Smasher. Inter Milandrover scored 49 points.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 37 1391
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 32 1337
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 36 1320
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 38 1293
5 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 48 1285
6 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 49 1266
7 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 29 1260
8 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 26 1255
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 31 1225
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 34 1209
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Week 31: Thigh-slappingly interesting

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Wed, 11 Apr 2018 22:40:00 +0100

Thigh slap, lightning, etc.

Manager of the Week is the monstrously marvellous and mighty Minty 'It's Pronounced Ka-hooon' Colquhoun. Her Minions knocked in an equally monstrous and marvellous 41 points.

This is a thigh-slappingly interesting fact...all our managers with forenames beginning with an 'M' lie in the bottom half of the table.

Unlucky for soMe.

Neil McConaghy's unchanged Diamonds remain top of the table while Third-placed Alex Blundell's Moanchester United gain ground - though they are still armstretchingly out of reach by 70 points.

We're getting closer to the end of the season, aren't we?

We ARE playing for the Semis of the OFFL Cup...

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OFFL Cup
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Quarter-Finals

Bayern Bru v Livercoolio
Guy Harewood Russ Bielby

Inter Milandrover v RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft

Pyeators v Brighton Beautiful
Dave Clayton Karyn Meaden-Pratt

Moobchester United v Irishpool
Jon King Mike Smears

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T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 22 1354
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 15 1305
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 35 1284
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 28 1255
5 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 32 1237
6 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 26 1231
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 24 1229
8 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 32 1217
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 25 1194
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 13 1175
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Week 29 & 30: Cupped Moobs

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Wed, 11 Apr 2018 22:29:00 +0100

Jon King's Cupped Moobs

Come on, chop chop, we have another week to catch up blah-di-blah....

Manager of the Week is Jon King for his Moobchester United scoring all those 57 points. Cuppingly good, what?

And talking of cupping Moobs...

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND THREE, Wk 32

Bayern Bru v Livercoolio
Guy Harewood Russ Bielby

Inter Milandrover v RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft

Pyeators v Brighton Beautiful
Dave Clayton Karyn Meaden-Pratt

Moobchester United v Irishpool
Jon King Mike Smears

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 49 1332
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 39 1290
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 33 1249
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 30 1227
5 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 46 1205
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 51 1205
7 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 27 1205
8 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 49 1185
9 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 47 1169
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 37 1162
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Week 28: Mo Shun Sickness

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Tue, 20 Mar 2018 16:13:00 GMT

Mo 'n' Jo

Back in the days of a Mourinho-managed Chelsea, one Blues' squad member called Mohamed Salah was seen to be worthy merely for one thing: warming the bench for the comfort of his more illustrious and much-photographed team mates.

While his youthfully mighty Egyptian buttocks contributed cozily to 2015's successful Premiership Title push that year it was only when Jose let him leave Stamford Bridge that Mo started to flourish for Fiorentina.

The following season, things went weightily wobbly for Chelsea forcing them to jettison Jose.

And to wrap a story up before the relevance of the punchline goes missing...

Chelsea, quite literally, lost their MoJo.

[PAUSE]

[SILENCE]

[/PAUSE]

Too tenuous, huh?

OK. How about this...

[TAKES ANOTHER RUN UP]

At Chelsea, Jose Mourinho didn't utilise the sensational Mohamed Salah who subsequently left. Could we say that Mourinho must now be suffering from Mo Shun Sickness?

[AUDIBLE SIGH]

Oh COME ON! It's better than the rubbish you've been getting recently.

Managers of the Week are Nick and Sam Reed: their Pogboom scored a large 75 points which is just the sort of distraction Dr Reed needs right now, what with him being personally responsible for the entire driverless car thing. Yeah!

This'll distract the reader from yet another appalling Studmarks.

[PICKS UP PITCH FORK]

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OFFL Cup
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Quarter Finals, Wk 32

Bayern Bru v Livercoolio
Guy Harewood Russ Bielby

Inter Milandrover v RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft

Pyeators v Brighton Beautiful
Dave Clayton Karyn Meaden-Pratt

Moobchester United v Irishpool
Jon King Mike Smears

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T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 62 1283
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 50 1251
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 52 1216
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 75 1197
5 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 48 1178
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 59 1159
7 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 46 1154
8 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.9 54 1136
9 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 38 1125
10 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 61 1122
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Week 27: Move on

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Mon, 12 Mar 2018 17:30:00 GMT

...and talking of Pyeators [thank you for your patience] Dave Clayton became Manager of the Week last week with 44 points.

Not much to write home about otherwise. Shall we move on to Week 28?

Yes. Yes, let's.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 30 1221
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 30 1201
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 33 1164
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 44 1130
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 34 1122
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 34 1103
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 20 1100
8 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 14 1087
9 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.9 26 1077
10 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 23 1061
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Week 26: OFFL Cup Round Two, RESULTS

noreply@blogger.com (OFFL Chairman) — Fri, 9 Mar 2018 08:00:00 GMT

Dave Clayton: failing but defeating.

While Pyeators miserably fail to snatch back Fourth place from Pogboom (by just 3 points), they DID manage to boot them out of the Cup. Meanwhile, current holders Inter Milandrover scrape through by the pelt of their gnashers by defeating plucky Johnny's Heroes by one point. Manager Mrs Bielby looks on as her husband, Mr Bielby, comfortably knocks out What's Scotland For?

Manager of the Week this week is Guy Harewood. His Bayern Bru crush Ali McMoist in the OFFL Cup with a Manager of the Week certificate-winning 74 points. Foof.

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO RESULTS, Wk26

Moobchester United 59 v 52 Radnorshire Tigers
Pogboom 42 v 53 Pyeators
Livercoolio 44 v 30 What's Scotland For?
Inter Milandrover 41 v 40 Johnny's Heroes
Irishpool 69 v 49 Game Of Throw Ins
Bayern Bru 74 v 37 Ali McMoist
Brighton Beautiful 59 v 55 Minty's Minions
Neil's Diamonds 49 v 59 RS-TBOY

Through to the next round...

Moobchester United, Jon King
Pyeators, Dave Clayton
Livercoolio, Russell Bielby
Inter Milandrover, Smasher
Irishpool, Mike Smears
Bayern Bru, Guy Harewood
Brighton Beautiful, Karyn Meaden-Pratt
RS-TBOY, Rick Beecroft

Have a week.

T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 49 1191
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 74 1171
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 27 1131
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 42 1088
5 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 53 1086
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 59 1080
7 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 59 1073
8 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 44 1069
9 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.9 41 1051
10 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 49 1038
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