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Brazilian Woman auctions virginity for $780,000

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 02:24:00 +0000

Catarina Migliorini, 20, received a very high bid of $780,000 for her virginity after auctioning it off for an Australian filmmaker’s project.

VirginsWanted.com.au, an auctioning site that is part of a documentary project, post pictures of virgins willing to sell their virginity to the highest bidder.

Migliorini received a total of 15 bids.

The highest and winning bid was for $750,000 from a Japanese man named Natsu.

Indiana Man Gets Romney ‘R’ Logo Tattooed on His Face

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 02:21:00 +0000

Eric Hartsburg an Indiana man is a walking Presidential election ad.

Hartburg posted an auction on Ebay in August that would allow the highest bidder to tattoo whatever they wished in the 5 by 2″ space on his face.

A Republican man who won by bidding $15,000 chose to tattoo Mitt Romney’s Logo on Hartburgs Face.

Although he would have tattooed anything on his face Hartburg was pleased with the choice because he is also a Romney supporter.

Florida Lawyer Posts Pictures of Client’s Underwear on Facebook – Mistrial Declared

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:18:00 +0000

A man who stands accused of stabbing and killing his girlfriend has been granted a mistrial due to the awkward misconduct and subsequent firing of his attorney, Anya Cintron Stern. Stern was fired after .Read More

14 Pictures From A Zombie Wedding

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:59:00 +0000

When Sarah and Phil took their vows, the “'til death do us part” may actually not apply in the traditional sense. This photoseries by Amanda Kopp
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Funny Republican news headline mistake

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:39:00 +0000

I guess the editor missed this one..

Larry Flynt Offers Richard Mourdock $1 Million Rape Challenge

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:08:00 +0000

When Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock de clared he opposes aborting pregnancies conceived in rape be cause "it is something that God intended to happen," he came under a lot of fire.

Larry Flynt Offers Richard Mourdock $1 Million Rape Challenge - Huffington Post http://tinyurl.com/bukqjzh shared via www.newshog.co

Apple mini pad in New York

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:02:00 +0000

1 of 8. Apple employees share high-fives with customers who has been waiting in line to purchase the new iPad minis at Apple Store Ginza in Tokyo November 2, 2012.

Apple iPad mini draws New Yorkers; crowds thin elsewhere - Reuters UK http://tinyurl.com/adcgn4v shared via www.newshog.co

weird Beatles fact

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 19:11:00 +0000

Hey, Check out this interesting fact: The Beatles did not play a single note in the song "Eleanor Rigby".

The Ten Top New Years Resolutions for 2012 - Trying to Improve

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:16:00 +0000

The Top Ten Resolutions List
1. Stop Smoking
2. Get into a Habit of being Fit
3. Lose Weight - the Battle of the Bulge
4. Enjoy Life More.
5. Quit Drinking
6. Organise Yourself - this is one of the keys to reaching your goals
7. Learn Something New
8. Get out of Debt
9. Spend More Time With Family
10. Help People.
Make those Resolutions stick! Set your Goals
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Couple in McDonald’s drive-thru completely nude

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:14:00 +0000

Galesburg, Illinois – Two people in western Illinois are facing charges after pulling up to a McDonald’s drive-thru completely nude. Police in Galesburg say a 19-year-old El Paso man and a 21-year-old Galesburg woman were released from Knox County Jail after being ordered to appear in court to face public indecency charges. The couple was still in the McDonald’s parking lot when officers arrived. The man was crouched over in the driver’s seat trying to put on a pair of pants, while his passenger was covering up in a blanket. more

True cost of DUI About $10,000

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:13:00 +0000

TAMPA - I spent the day adding up the costs of a DUI -- driving under the influence. And there are many. For starters, you'll have to spend the night in jail. Then you'll have to pay to True cost of DUI About $10,000

Morgue fridge holds corpse, coffin, caviar

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:29:00 +0000

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia, Dec. 29 (UPI) -- Pounds upon pounds of red and black caviar were stowed next to bodies at a St. Petersburg, Russia...Morgue fridge holds corpse, coffin, caviar

Man shoots himself in the foot to get painkillers

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:29:00 +0000

Billings, Montana – A Miles City man’s demands for prescription drugs turned violent after hospital staff refused to give him the drugs. He then proceeded to shoot himself in effort to get the painkillers. Police said that the 48-year-old man came to the hospital and wanted pain killers for severe back pain and was allegedly denied treatment. The man was upset and went to his vehicle, grabbed a handgun and shot himself in the ankle in an effort to get the painkillers. Full Article

For the not-so-serious drinker: Marshmallow vodka (Reuters)

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:28:00 +0000

Reuters - Vodkas flavored with citrus and berry have been around for years and recently some newer brands have been trying to create buzz with...For the not-so-serious drinker: Marshmallow vodka (Reuters)

Pig dung helps beat crime in UK

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:24:00 +0000

LONDON — It is a crime-fighting tactic that's not to be sniffed at. An English council says it stopped teenagers congregating in woodland by spraying the area with pig ..Pig dung helps beat crime in UK

Voters to decide if porn actors must wear condoms

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:14:00 +0000

Los Angeles, California – A proposal that would require adult film actors to use condoms has qualified for the June ballot after proponents gathered enough signatures to put the issue before Los Angeles voters. Proponents gathered more than 70,000 signatures, exceeding the 41,000 required to place the issue on the ballot. The ballot measure is the subject of a legal challenge by City Attorney Carmen Trutanich calling the measure a “needless and wasteful expenditure of public resources made in connection with a measure which the voters have no power to adopt.” Full Article

Clerk socks would-be robber in gold store

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:22:00 +0000

Hendersonville, North Carolina – Police say a would-be robber who demanded money from a store clerk got a fistful. Before he could run off with any cash, the clerk at the We Buy Gold store in Hendersonville punched him in the nose. Sgt. Dale Patton with the Hendersonville Police Department said that 25-year-old Mostafa Kamel Hendi dropped to the floor. The clerk, 26-year-old Derek Mothershead, then grabbed the gun - which turned out to be a pellet gun – and called police. Hendi lay bleeding on the floor until he was arrested. Full Article

Giant shrimp invade the Gulf of Mexico

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:21:00 +0000

Texas – A truly jumbo shrimp is causing big worries about the future of the Gulf of Mexico’s ecosystem. The Asian tiger prawn, a foot-long crustacean with a voracious appetite and a proclivity for disease, has invaded the northern Gulf, threatening prized native species, from crabs and oysters to smaller brown and white shrimp. Though no one is sure what the ecological impact will be, scientists fear a tiger prawn takeover could knock nature’s balance out of whack and turn a healthy, diverse marine habitat into one dominated by a single invasive species. Full Article

Fake Doctor Flushed Liposuction Fat Down Toilet

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:58:00 +0000

California – A San Francisco man who allegedly posed as a doctor and performed liposuction on an unsuspecting woman then flushed the fat down her toilet was arrested facing several felony charges. Carlos Guzmangarza, 49, also known as Carlos Guzman, allegedly operated a dermatology clinic and assumed the identity of a physician’s assistant with a similar name to his. Guzmangarza, who has no medical license, claimed the clinic was operated by himself and a doctor, but neither the doctor or the real physician’s assistant is affiliated with the clinic. Full Article

Man stole cancer donation jar

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Crestwood, Illinois – Police in the Chicago suburbs said they arrested a man accused of stealing a jar from a convenience store containing donations for a woman with cancer. Investigators said Joseph Campione, 45, of Palos Hills, turned himself in after police were able to identify him from surveillance video from the Shop Mart in Crestwood, where he allegedly took a jug of donations for a 27-year-old Alsip woman battling stage 3 colon cancer. Full Article

Woman jailed for stealing $1 million from Mark Twain House (Reuters)

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 23:53:00 +0000

Reuters - A former employee of author Mark Twain's historic Connecticut home who admitted to embezzling more than $1 million from it in a long-running scheme was sentenced on Monday to 3-1/2 years in prison and ordered to pay restitution of and taxes on the stolen funds.Woman jailed for stealing $1 million from Mark Twain House (Reuters)

Happy Thanksgiving-Thanksgiving Prayer

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:35:00 +0000

Prayer of Thanksgiving

O God, we thank you for this earth, our home;
we thank you for the vast and beautiful sky and the blessed sun,
we thank you for the salted seas and the running pure waters,
we thank you the everlasting hills and mountains,
we thank you for the never-resting winds,
we thank you for the trees and the simple grass under our feet.
We thank you for our senses
that let us hear the songs of the birds,
that give us sight to see the splendor of the summer fields,
that let us taste the autumn fruits,
that let us rejoice in the feel of the first fallen snow,
And smell the breath of the newborn spring.
Dear God grant us a heart wide open to all this beauty;
And save our souls from being so blind by the problems of this day,
That we may pass not seeing the beauty of your creations,
nor feeling the love of our families and friends,
That even in the storms of life,
We still find ourselves inflamed with Love for you.
O God our creator,
Bless all here today,
Grant that they find peace and love in their homes and hearts,
And thank you Lord for providing us with this Thanksgiving dinner
And grant us peace now and always
Through your Son Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
May the Lord bless us,
Protect us,
And bring us to everlasting life.
Amen

Couple Bug Disabled Daughter, Record Teacher, Aide Bullying Her

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 23:41:00 +0000

Ohio – A couple raising a 14-year-old developmentally disabled student say they hid a recording device on the girl to prove a teacher and school aide were bullying her, and a subsequent investigation has led to a lawsuit, the aide’s, Kelly L. Chaffins, (picture right) resignation and disciplinary action for the teacher, Christie J. Wilt, (picture left). The girl’s mother and the mother’s longtime boyfriend said in court documents they complained about the mental and emotional abuse to school officials in the Miami Trace district southwest of Columbus, and then secretly recorded instructors’ comments for four days last spring after their claims were rebuffed. Full Article

GE Filed 57,000-Page Tax Return, Paid No Taxes

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 23:40:00 +0000

USA – General Electric, one of the largest corporations in America, filed a whopping 57,000-page federal tax return earlier this year but didn’t pay taxes on $14 billion in profits. The return, which was filed electronically, would have been 19 feet high if printed out and stacked. GE was able to utilize all of these various loopholes, all of these various deductions–it’s legal. Nine billion dollars of GE’s profits came overseas, outside the jurisdiction of U.S. tax law. GE wasn’t taxed on $5 billion in U.S. profits because it utilized numerous deductions and tax credits, including tax breaks for investments in low-income housing, green energy, research and development, as well as depreciation of property. Full Article

LeBron James -- Alleged Mishegas at Jewish Basketball Game

noreply@blogger.com (Staff) — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 14:47:00 +0000

LeBron James was the target of some Old Testament aggression after a Jewish league basketball game this week ... when a man in the gym UNLOADED on the NBA star over an alleged anti-Semetic comment. LeBron James -- Alleged Mishegas at Jewish Basketball Game