tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32502122023-11-15T13:51:25.059-05:00WARNING: may not be appropriate for small children, old people, midgets, necrophiliacs, and women who are or plan to be pregnant.Milkboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.comBlogger110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1125722406575019682005-09-03T00:10:00.000-04:002005-09-03T00:45:29.956-04:00

If ever I have felt truly and utterly helpless, now is the time. The images that stream in from various news sources tear at my soul...A city that I only visited a few times yet fell completely in love with lies in ruin...babies, children, elderly, pets dying in front of our eyes...and here I sit, in the comfort of my apartment, away from it all, unable to do anything. Sure I have donated what

Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08403571993499310294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1123303992496905372005-08-06T00:53:00.000-04:002005-08-06T00:53:12.546-04:00

New company offers service that helps you find someone to transfer your cell phone contract to if you want out. Gets you out completely. They charge $19.99 for the service but only after your transfer is complete. Also allows you to take over someone else's contract, for free with incentives thrown in by the person wanting out.Pretty cool concept.read more | digg story

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1116895296759913132005-05-23T20:41:00.000-04:002005-05-23T20:41:36.783-04:00

Per an interview with Steve Ballmer, the Xbox 360 will have an HD-DVD type drive at some point in it's lifecycle."It's a little bit like the discussion about HD DVD type storage. Will we have it? Sure...You'll get it. And there will be other configurations that come to market."read more | digg story

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1099533643442927162004-11-03T01:54:00.000-05:002004-11-03T21:00:43.443-05:00

This is a sad, sad fucking day. 4 more years of this. I truly am at a loss for words... How can people be this fucking stupid...We just validated EVERYTHING this man has done, to him, to the rest of the world. Hatred X 10. Before perhaps it was just Bush and the "American ideal" that was hated by the world, we can now add every citizen to that since we put his ass back in office. Grow a

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1099120832067517032004-10-30T03:18:00.000-04:002004-10-30T03:20:32.066-04:00

Evolutionary Shrinkage: Stone Age Homo find offers small surprise I'm guessing there were quite a few disappointed yet very flamboyant cave men, but a great headline nonetheless.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1098944044611509042004-10-28T01:58:00.000-04:002004-10-28T02:14:04.613-04:00

It fucking starts: Fla. County Says Absentee Ballots Missing Quite possibly the biggest fucking JOKE ever: Murdoch: Fox News does not favour Bush

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1098942015632320732004-10-28T01:28:00.000-04:002004-10-28T01:40:15.633-04:00

Another public service announcement from your friends at stupidoclock. I got no idea how many people actually read this thing any more but in case you stumble across it, Eminem just released his new video for the song MOSH online. I've said it before and I'll say it again, this man is an absolute fucking genius. Apparently his political statements in the past have gone unnoticed, but I think

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1097896692810210312004-10-15T23:17:00.000-04:002004-10-15T23:18:12.810-04:00

Holy fuck.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1097896153468345132004-10-15T22:56:00.000-04:002004-10-15T23:11:45.866-04:00

Happy Anniversary!! Yes it's actually been one full year since my last post. Sorry, I've been a little fucking busy. Jesus, where to begin? Sadly there isn't much to tell, it's been a pretty fucking boring year. I can tell you that I'm working on a new project called throwemup.com and that you had better check it the fuck out. Oh yeah, and I got a giant fucking TV. Now, something tells me that no

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1087948091557226782004-06-22T19:47:00.000-04:002004-06-22T19:51:09.736-04:00

Ok Ok, so it's been a little while. there's been a bit of a funk going around that I was mired in. It seems to have passed for now. I got two of the root canals done (not too bad really, plus drugs is good), but then I got the friggen bill. $800 OUT OF POCKET!!!!! I think the dental profession is worse than even the medical profession sometimes. $1600 total for an hours worth of work!! you

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1084756103134573622004-05-16T21:04:00.000-04:002004-05-16T21:16:16.916-04:00

I've finally caved in and set up a LiveJournal as well. For anyone who is interested, they can check it out here: Dirty Jer-Z. I think for a time I will be essentially doubling up on the posts so you may see the same thing there as here until I decide what to make of each, so I apologize if you get hit with the same shit twice. Here's my latest rant: Ok, this story ("Phillip Morris mails a '

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1083563444208144682004-05-03T01:50:00.000-04:002004-05-03T01:53:52.013-04:00

Well here I am, up again. As per usual work did not happen today, but the house did get cleaned so that is good. The woman certainly deserves most of the credit for that though. Speaking of, she's got a rather sizeable task ahead of her tomorrow. Again, for her to discuss. But let me just say I am so very proud of her. What she has to do is no small feat and is quite scary in my mind. But

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1083488483815682862004-05-02T05:01:00.000-04:002004-05-03T02:02:34.280-04:00

Why is it that no matter the situation nor how much money I stand to make, I can never seem to bring myself to go to bed and go into work on the weekend. It's rather depressing to an extent. But I work all fucking week and the last time I worked the weekend too it damn near fucking killed me the following week. Fuck all knows we could use the money but I need down time, ya know? Uggh. As you

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1082067217827689372004-04-15T18:13:00.000-04:002004-04-15T18:16:30.200-04:00

wow, we really fell off the wagon here. But, hey not even Mik is blogging too much so I don't feel too bad. :) I'm at work and I'm bored so I figured I throw something up. It's actually something I wrote for elsewhere but I came across it again today and felt it worth sharing. I still feel this way but it is outdated. I am no longer on the drugs I speak of here. Thank fucking god. So

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066337611263692202003-10-16T16:53:00.000-04:002003-10-16T16:53:31.440-04:00

Exactly, exactly. That Jesus sure was a wise man. Ok, it's official. #1: I work for a cult. We just had our "Code of Conduct" training class. In this "class" we were forced to watch a 30 minute video which was created specifically by and for our company that included a cab driver who reminded me of the conductor from Thomas the Tank engine but who was distinctly NOT Carlin so that sucked

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066272987335517812003-10-15T22:56:00.000-04:002003-10-15T22:56:26.663-04:00

No alchohol? Fuck that! A wise man once said "If I can't get shitfaced then I might as well just die." Damn, who was that again? Oh yeah, Jesus.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066247631567942842003-10-15T15:53:00.000-04:002003-10-15T15:53:50.950-04:00

Three days in a row, the fuck is going on? Check this shit out in regards to Acid Reflux: Be especially aware of the following foods and drinks, which are known to trigger heartburn: -Coffee, Tea (decaffeinated and regular) ( don't drink em, not a problem) -Spices (you have got to be fucking kidding me. Spices! All spices?!? so all my food must be tasteless.) -Onions (lovely, see above)

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066155970292740952003-10-14T14:26:00.000-04:002003-10-14T14:26:10.063-04:00

well, well, two days in a row huh? Don't expect it to last, they're actually starting to assign me loans now. Anyway, I went this morning to have my friggen blood work done to try to figure out what's wrong with me. So I couldn't eat anything after 8:00 last night. Of course, I wake up this morning feeling fine and for the most part dandy, with the exception, of course, of being tired as hell.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1066089636789967182003-10-13T20:00:00.000-04:002003-10-13T20:00:36.923-04:00

wow, time at work to blog? What the fuck is this? So what to write? I could bitch about the fact that I've been oddly ill since my surgery and can't figure out why, but most everybody has heard that already. Instead I'll tackle an offshoot of that. Web mother fuckin MD. WebMD and its creators should be strung up by the balls and flogged. This type of "information" in the hands of the

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-1065383487855010022003-10-05T15:51:00.000-04:002003-10-05T15:53:57.590-04:00

On the subject of "The Station Agent": jdwint2002: are you jazzed that theres a midget or its in new jersey jersey_steve: both!! jdwint2002: ur a freak jersey_steve: it could be the greatest movie of all time!

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-936764782003-05-02T18:38:00.000-04:002003-05-02T18:38:04.286-04:00

I'm out of comission blog wise for a few weeks and the site lay dormant. What's up with that Steve? Well I'm not gonna go into it all since those of you who read this probably already know it all anyway but I'm back in New Jersey. New job, been approved for our apartment (we move in in June), living with parents for now. I love my parents to death for letting me stay with them while I make

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-918869802003-04-02T22:23:00.000-05:002003-04-02T22:23:34.623-05:00

Why the FUCK am I watching "On the Line"? Someone please kill me.

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-918671442003-04-02T16:13:00.000-05:002003-04-02T16:13:32.873-05:00

Ok, for those of you who don't know (and since the only people who read this seems to be those who do already know I've no idea why I'm bothering but hey ya never know when a 3 legged midget from Guam might stumble past with a thirst for inane knowledge so there ya go) I recently tore my ACL whilst playing soccer. I love sports but I realize now that I am way too out of shape to be actually

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-908758842003-03-17T16:05:00.000-05:002003-03-17T16:42:41.000-05:00

So we're sitting around the office talking about the impending jumping of Iraq and it occurs to me that in a few days rather than folks coming into the office asking, "Did you see what happened on American Idol\Married By America\Survivor\(Insert your favorite reality show here) last night?" it's going to turn into "Did you watch the war last night?" And it's really quite sickening that it has

Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3250212.post-902448732003-03-06T11:32:00.000-05:002003-03-06T11:32:42.340-05:00

You know, sometimes I really worry about the state of our nation. Now I realize that we need diversions now and again but I mean, christ, shellacking and displaying a GIANT FUCKING CHEETO on a "pillow of velvet, under glass"? Cheeto Mania An entire town bidding on the rights to said Cheeto? Come on people! I'll be the first to admit that I have bought into some of the more inane pleasures of

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