Subatomic Media

Requirements to give The Dave music wood. Discussing the relative merits of Jackyl and other crappy rock lyrics. The Dave ruins pie. Gross things don't belong on the internet! Terry ruins Shrek. Top ~~Five~~ ~~Two~~ Three Leprechauns.

NEVER FORGET: the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama

Beer panel: Bud Light Platinum vs. Tramp Stamp IPA from Clown Shoes Brewery

Fun with bad sound effects. SAM goes video? St. Patty's traditions. Knuckle exercises.

Walking Dead x Office Space SPOILER ALERT!

Terry and The Dave pitch the actual Walking Dead/Office Space mashup movie. Random Super Trooper quotes.

Powerman 5000 - Devil Inside

The Dave has many nicknames for his fists and Terry overexplains. NEWS ROUNDUP!

Attention, Men Of Cape Cod: Get A Free Pizza With Your Vasectomy
U.S. man buried under mound of pinto beans dies
L.A. woman commits suicide with chainsaw, police say
Invisible Children Co-Founder Detained: SDPD (Power dance video!)
Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'
Woman rents computer equipment from Rent-A-Center, goes directly to a pawn shop, pawns the equipment for $300
Youth Basketball Coach Allegedly Bites Off Opponent's Ear
Man brings live grenade to Sarasota Police headquarters
The Story of HitmanForHire.net
Bear Bites Woman's Butt In Central Florida

The Burger King is a creepy dude. The Dave denies he is "special", then proves it.

Icon For Hire - Make A Move

Burps that teeter on the verge of vomit. The Dave's Dumb Thoughts. Women wear thongs...to hide farts? Terry will have none of it. Top Gun fart jokes! Terry and The Dave ruin Winnie the Pooh. Tonight's second beer: Coney Island Albino Python White Lager from Shmaltz Brewery

Jeff The Brotherhood – Stay Up Late

We're So Regular, Call Us Metamucil

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 4 Mar 2012 16:46:00 -0500

UPDATE: Blog title link is now fixed!

Sleigh Bells - Demons

The Dave compares penises to construction tools. Why was the telephone invented? We save women money with ideas for fake pubes. Ke$ha has a new metallic hairstyle. Body mod enthusiasts' job prospects.

Heartless Bastards - Got to Have Rock and Roll

Pointless blather. News Roundup!

Cathay Pacific sex scandal costs pair their jobs

Here's one way to spend drug money: 18,753 comic books

Hotel manager sued for performing lapdances for guests

Florida News Roundup!

Woman burns down ancient tree while smoking meth

Two women attempt to get beer money by flashing, but denied

DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver

Plastic surgeon gave his daughter breast implants when she turned 18 and this makes no sense to us.

New Jersey's coming after the biggest toll avoiders, including old ladies!

David Banner - Get Like Me

Breaking News: Terry is very white! Crazy ray gun can stop you from talking. How to save beer money: buy cans. STD videos and sex education. Foot fetishes: what's the deal with that? Another recurring segment: Terry Watches Videos About...Bears? JCVD & Son. The Dave doesn't recognize Terry's movie reference. Joe Namath wishes we would let it go. The Dave recounts the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards (very NSFW!).

Skrillex - Bangarang

Garfunkel and Oates - Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating)

Back Again for the First Time

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:38:00 -0500

Click here to download the MP3!

Intro Music: Maino - Million Bucks (feat. Swizz Beats) (Instrumental)

We're back, and we have to make up for lost time with cursing and poop talk. The fallout and futility of road rage. The dangers of walking around your house naked. Creepy phrases.

Dong fight death grip!

Foxy Shazam - I Like It

News Roundup!

Racist ESPN headline about Jeremy Lin [Update: writer fired!]

Heart Attack Grill lives up to its name

Embarrassing Facebook photos are NOT harassment

Screaming baby in a plane causes open exit door

Pong Beer for d-bags

'Stay Indoors' Is French Health Minister Nora Berra's Advice To Homeless

World's first ski-thru Starbucks

Vodka tampons lead to ass-accinos

Jim Carrey sings Bullet with Butterfly Wings (video)

Celebrities are people too. The Dave solves the mystery of old men's missing asses. Terry refuses to be a racist hypocrite.

Louis C.K. - Dumb Thoughts (excerpt)

The Dave's dumb thoughts about clothes. The idiocy of vagina smushing. Callback!

Sleeper Agent - Get It Daddy

Name That Tune with Monocle Man! The Dave likes to talk like a Swedish Jew. The Dave pays homage to/rips off Ron White. Terry is angry at ideas. The Dave runs down the highest-grossing movie trilogies and we both get pissed off about it. Is Coldplay actually rock music?

Shinedown - Bully

New Episode: I Don't Think That's a Gun

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 18:58:00 -0400

The Robot Secretary is back, and she's upset with some of you. You know who you are. Terry and The Dave make some odd comparisons to military hardware, discuss MILFs and otherwise embarrass themselves on the Information Superhighway. Look for special appearances by Monocle Man and a famous puppet!

Click here to download the MP3!

Total Recall

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sat, 2 Apr 2011 18:30:00 -0400

Why is this episode called "Total Recall"? I really can't tell you. It would ruin the surprise. Nevertheless, this episode is great because Terry essentially came over to the The Dave's house and said "I'm drunk and we're doing a show RIGHT NOW!"

So you can guess how that turned out. Super-Awesome, that's how!

Winter Holiday Spectacular! Sort Of.

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 14:50:00 -0500

It's Thanksgiving weekend, so Terry and The Dave have reconvened to bring you more auditory hilarity. We try two flavors of the devil drink du jour: Four Loko. We play good music, we discuss smelly trailer park people, celebrity sexting and debut our new segment called "Old News Is SO Exciting!"

Get the new Girl Talk album All Day!

partyPARTYpartyPARTY!!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 11:17:00 -0400

It's the lost PARTY episode of Subatomic Media! Terry and The Dave like partying! And talking about partying, which is sort of good but not as good as actual partying! And there's party music, including Subatomic Media's official party anthem!

PARTY

Now you can harass us on Twitter and over the phone!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:45:00 -0400

Hey friends! Just a quick note to remind you that Subatomic Media also has a voicemail line! Give us a call using the widget up above or dial us directly at 727-565-2589. Let us know how we're doing, what you like, what you don't like, etc. If your voicemail is funny, weird, or just plain sweet we may even use it on a future episode!

We also have a Twitter account: @SubatomicMedia. Follow us for updates when shows are posted and other things that are fun. Sexy fun.

Our Most Random Show Yet

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 8 Aug 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Nostalgia! Viral videos! Auto-Tune silliness! Food News! Random sound effects! Hyperbole! Exclamation points!

You'll find them all in this latest episode of Subatomic Media with Terry and The Dave.

It's the Double Rainbow Song by The Gregory Brothers!

It's the extended iTunes version of the Bed Intruder song! (Hide yo' kids, hide yo wife!):

It's the South Florida Gurlz parody song!

White Trash Party Time!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:19:00 -0400

It's time for a White Trash Party! Terry and The Dave and ripped and ready to entertain you!

Plus, what song was popular when you were conceived? The Dave tells you how to find out!

I'm on a blog.

Check out the infomercial for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Try not to go insane watching all 17 minutes of it.

Mosh Pit Etiquette and, Um, Other Stuff

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:20:00 -0400

OK, Terry here! So apparently The Dave and I recorded a new episode this weekend, but I honestly don't remember much beyond talking about mosh pit etiquette and Dave hating a cool song I played. And that The Dave has no idea who Margaret Thatcher is. That's how messed up we were.

Nevertheless, you should listen to this episode! SUBATOMIC MEDIA IS FOR THE CHILDREN!*

* This does not mean we are family-friendly. Just ODB-friendly.

Hot Dog Madness Taste-A-Thon 2010

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:42:00 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, kids and seniors, douchebags and mega-bitches, lend us your ears! Subatomic Media is proud to present our first ever Hot Dog Madness Taste-A-Thon! The Dave and some of our friends have been tasked with creating outlandish hot dogs for Terry to judge a declare the winner! Can his stomach take the crazy ingredients? Listen and find out!

Songs featured in this episode:

The rap single from Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino:

Camp Crystal Lake Exists, DRANK, Defining "Honky" and Driving Over a Toll Booth

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sat, 5 Jun 2010 13:40:00 -0400

Yo my peeps, what be the happenings in your area? Subatomic Media returns with lots of stupid fun talk for you. Vodka eyeballing, zombie fitness, it's all here! It's what Terry and The Dave were destined to do, like Hurley and Ben Linus.

Songs, video embeds and other links!

"Honkey" on Urban Dictionary. Sadly, they've rejected adding our friend Jared.

Buy DRANK at their website or on Amazon.

Songs in the show:

Video: The Nextmen - Round of Applause (featuring Dynamite MC)

How To Sound Embarrassing Around Black People

This Is The Woman Who Launched Her Car Over A Toll Booth

In Which Terry Reaches a New Level of Humiliation

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 16 May 2010 18:31:00 -0400

First off, an apology. The Dave's volume is low for most of this episode. (There's a switch!) It gets better about 15 minutes in. Sorry, but I don't know how to fix it.

Moving on: our foul-mouthed robo-intern is back to start the show due to popular demand Terry wants to talk about Green Day: Rock Band and weird news, and The Dave is drinking coffee to avoid being ridiculously drunk like last time. Also, Terry is blindsided with a request to perform in order to gain more followers for the show.

HILARITY!

Flip Cup Champions!!!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 23:13:00 -0400

Photo from BamWholesale

There's a new podcast in town, and it ain't taking any prisoners! Terry and The Dave return for more discussions, music and rants from The Dave on things you probably don't need to get upset about. We got separately schooled in Beer Pong but we win at Flip Cup! So we are still awesome!

Cypress Hill - Rise Up

Art District - Back in the Day

Weezer - Brain Stew

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

We're Not Haters, We Just Play Them In the Podcast

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:55:00 -0400

Are you or someone you know a hater? Terry and The Dave are here to show off the hate for a bit, but it's all in good fun. Click here to download!

Links go to Lala.com unless otherwise noted:

Marc Broussard - Home
Things I Hate (YouTube)
Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (YouTube)
King Khan and The Shrines - Took My Baby to Dinner
Ke$ha - Tik Tok
Stephen Lynch - Hallelujah

It's a Christmas Miracle! Terry and The Dave Reunite!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:05:00 -0500

[SantaCon photo from SugarZine]

Ho, ho, holy schneikes! Terry and The Dave have reunited for special two-hour Christmas special! Filled with holiday cheer, off the wall holiday Christmas music, rants about children's stories, and more intoxicated nonsense.

Download it in four parts or the whole episode:

The Whole Episode

Here's the link to "Is it sexy or scary?"

Watch episodes of Jersey Shore on MTV's website.

Check out the string group used in Dave's game, The Vitamin String Quartet.

Here's the 911 call used in the show:

We Support Our Troops...with Poop Jokes

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:20:00 -0400

Click here to download the MP3, that's an order!

In honor of Memorial Day, here's our latest episode with Jesse the Superfan, on leave from Iraq. We'll hear about Miss California, what's it's like to be a soldier in Iraq, and why the police had visit Terry and The Dave not too long ago!

Check out The Budos Band! They are awesome and provided the intro theme for this episode.

MC Hammer Kicked Us in the Pills!

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry Hartup) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:50:00 -0400

Awww, look who recorded another show! No, not the original cast of Seinfeld. Sorry, Mr. Stuck-In-The-90s Guy. It's a new episode of Subatomic Media with Terry and The Dave! This week it's all about Cash4Gold vs. 1-800-Ask-Gary, discussing "the Twitter" and the race for 1 mil followers, Republican teabagging parties, and more!

Click here to download the show!

Here's the censored Count video!

Songs mentioned in this episode:
Blitzkreig - Metallica
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage
Kings of Leon - Sex On Fire

It's Amazing What's For Sale on Craigslist

terry@subatomic-media.com (Terry) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:20:00 -0400

McDonald's Kid says, "GIMME FRIES! And click here to download the MP3!"

Is it appropriate that Subatomic Media returns from the dead during Easter weekend? YES!

We've got The Dave's brother-in-law Chris, so you'll hear him every so often. We'll be discussing Craigslist, fat kids, and weird Internet videos. We also have a "hobo wine" tasting with MD (Mad Dog) 20/20, Boone's Farm, and Manischewitz.

TampaBay.com Video: Crazy vending machine at Miami hotel

Since it's Easter weekend, here's Lou Ferrigno throwing a bear into outer space

Songs mentioned in this episode are below. All links go to the Amazon MP3 store unless otherwise noted:

Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked
The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
Pain - Zombie Slam (YouTube video)
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Down On The Corner
Hollywood Undead - No. 5
Lamb of God - Laid to Rest