Please watch the short video below.

Check out what Jessica Oliveira did for the Royal Sultan! It looks amazing! You can see her work by visiting her Facebook fanpage at Digital Cartoons by Jessica Oliveira!

She will gladly craft you a mind-boggling, digital cartoon portrait, just like mine. The best part of it all? It was FREE! Check her out!

Thank you Jessica!

A princess in a foreign land,
with a sweet smell of Parmesan infused in her hands.
Her Risotto will leave your taste buds in love,
but what else would you expect from the woman above?
She yearns for a Room in Rome,
but after all this is her home.

Adding gas to the Sultan’s fire with her snappy tongue,
often leaving him feel like he’s just been stung.
She is sensitive in all the right places,
but her Facebook rarely displays all her pretty faces.
Farmville is what she plays most,
But annoys the Sultan with every one of her posts!

Happy Birthday my dear!

Royal Footage and Transcripts:

**Palace Intercom**
Sir, a palace window has been breached! Someone is trying to get into your master suite! Are you ok?

**Royal Sultan**
Its all under control, my friend. I was forced to take matters into my own hands. The “suspect” is being apprehended now. **Turns to the camera and winks**

**Security Camera Footage**

Answer by Royal Sultan
Greetings Mr. Wellington, Thank you for visiting SultanStyle.com!

I own about 90% of the wells in Bakersfield, my friend. On rare occasions, when I am feeling thrifty and generous I will grace the peasants of Bakersfield with my Royal entourage. However, the main reason I do not visit this city, which is affectionately called the “armpit” of California, is because there isnt a single place there that can accomadate my opulant lifestyle. The next time my motorcade is scheduled to come inspect a few worn out and dried holes, I will gladly throw a few pennies your way, only if, you promise not to spend them all in one place. **The Royal Sultan, laughs so hard, the pennies in Mr. Wellington pockets jingle and clank.**

Good day, my friend.

Answer by Royal Sultan
Greetings Mrs. Kariya! Thank you for visiting SultanStyle.com!

I have never met a professional hockey players wife before. It is a privledge. Let me guess your daughters name is Katella Kariya?

The significance of December 21, 2012 is actually quite simple, my dear. It is the end of the Great Cycle, which was carefully illustrated in the Mayan Calendar. Considered important to Maya cosmology, most notably with respect to spiritual rebirth mythologies. It is the end of the Age of Pisces and the Dawn of Aquarius. This Great Cycle is ushered in by a sequence of events that occur in an area of our galaxy called the Dark Rift. Your feable mind may be inquiring, “What is the Dark Rift?” Dont panic my dear, I will enlighten you.

The Dark Rift refers to a series of overlapping, non-luminous bands in a dark lane that divides the bright band of the Milky Way. It is rumored to be the location of a black hole but lets not get ahead of ourselves here. The significance is that this Great Cycle only happens once every 26,000 years. During this event, three celestial objects (Sun, Earth and Milk Way) in shared orientation, will uniquely align themselves directly in the center of the Dark Rift. This will have unforseen consequences for our planet because there will be tremendous forces at play that even the Majestic, Royal Sultan cannot fathom.

Good day, my dear.

Answer by Royal Sultan
Greetings Angel, Thank you for visiting SultanStyle.com!

Depends. In order to work for me you must be extremely beautiful, loyal and able to dedicate your life to me and my cause. Are you willing to do this? Are you extremely beautiful? If you possess these qualifications, please visit SultanStyle.com and send me a message.

Good day, my dear.

The first of its kind, “Crude Oil No. 5″ hit stores in early 2009 and was an instant success. The entire ten million units that were produced sold out overnight. This signature fragrance is often referred to as the “Sultan’s Magical Aura.” This tantilizing fragrance was almost outlawed by the National Federation for Great Smelling Fragrances because of its beneficial side effects. One wiff of this patented “Elixar of Ecstasy” is enough to make most women simply undress, fall to their knees and worship the Royal Sultan. **lol** How it is made is a closey guarded secret but I can tell you that the Sultan’s precious Black Nectar is envoled in every step of the year long process.

“Oil-Slicko-Chino™” and “Crudo-Chino™” are easily one of the Sultan’s mosted desired brands of coffee. Endorsed by none other then Juan Valdez himself. These robust “Beans of the Gods” can easily add a dense patch of chest hair to any gentleman who consumes them. For women, customers have reported that it enhances their backsides by toning up their buns.

What sets these coffees apart from “no name” brands like Starbucks? **lol**

All Sultan Inc. orchards are strickly maintained by an army of peasants affectionately known as the “Bean Doctors.” The Sultan has found the “Bean Doctors” have an unwaivering passion for farming. Every morning they travel by mule to the scenic mountains of “Mesa de los Santos” where they ascend to the hillsides tending crops. Every bean is certified, cataloged and maticulously polished to a mirror like finish.

How does the Sultan infuse a “Hint of Crude” into his signature coffees?

That is a Sultan Inc. Trademark secret but what I can tell you is… **lol** A gentlemen never tells.

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Answer by Royal Sultan
Greetings Kraznaya, Thank you for visiting SultanStyle.com!

There are 29.

Good day, my dear.

Answer by Royal Sultan
Greetings Olivia, Thank you for visiting SultanStyle.com!

Men, Women, Young Adults, Children
Employed vs Unemployed
Athletic vs Sedentary

Good day, my dear.