The husband replies: "Your eyesight's good!"

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

A. He doesn't want any Bushes at the White House.

But now I'm not so sure ...

But now I don't really care.

Never mind. It had no point.

A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.)

They're afraid of flying off the handle!

"Got any fish cakes?" he asks.

The chippy bloke shakes his head: "No, sorry."

"That's a shame," says the man. "It's my old trout's birthday."

He sits at the counter and notices an older man with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young man bravely asks: "If you're not going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The older man slowly turns his head toward the youngster and says: "Be my guest!"

Eagerly, the young man reaches over and slides the bowl over, starting to spoon it into his mouth with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight is so shocking he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old man quietly says: "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

Lays eggs!

One day Rubbish got flattened by a train, so Manners started to sweep him up. Then, a policeman came up to Go away and asked: "What is your name?"

Go away replied: "Go away."

The policeman said, "Now really! Please, I only need your name. What is it?"

Go away said simply: "Go away."

The police started to angry at this point. "Just say your name and I'll go away!" he hissed. "What is your name?"

"Go away."

The policeman got very frustrated here. He glared at go away and asked: "Where's your manners?"

"Sweeping up Rubbish."