S.U.N.K. (Sh!t U Need to Know)

The Best of the Sh!t U Need 2 Know

2012-02-27T19:40:00.000-05:00

This blog is for the new readers that want to get the Sh!t U really Need 2 Know without having to scourer the entire blog and for the older readers to check out posts they may have missed or looked over.

Boot Knocking(Sex Help)
Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
11 Ways to Make Him Black Out
15 Things Good D!ck Can Do
You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette
Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex
Pulling a Derwin: Do Men Fake Orgasms?
Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?
Bush, Trimmed, or Shaven?

Caking(Relationships)
WO-Manipulate:Ways to Dominate Your Man Without Him Knowing It
Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED
Yo Homegirls Ain't His Homegirls
BFF(Blowing F^ckability Fast)- Signs That You Are Headed to the Friend Zone
Build-a-F^ck: Why FWB(Friends With Benefits) Never Seem to Work
Triple F: Guide to Satisfying Your Woman

Erotica
The Longest Kiss Goodnight
The Low Ends, Summer Begins
She, Her, and I
The Chair That Sat By the Window
Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy, Preview
Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet

Discussion(Non-Sexual)
KickBack Etiquette Part I
Sh!t I Hate, Entry 1: Things I Hate about Parties- Full Version

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We Ruined Each Other, Poem

2012-02-22T01:36:00.000-05:00

We s^cked and We f^cked so much the moans drowned out the talk.
All we did was joke around on those long walks.
We should've taken each other more serious.
Cute smirks, romantic glances turned to barren advances.
What felt like the beginning of forever, so quickly turned to nothing much at all.
I remember the first time I saw you.
Delicious to a set of eyes that weren't hungry.
A worthy investment for a heart that only lusted money.

Your lips tasted, like don't stop.
While your ass felt like squeeze me tighter.
You would've thought I had a sign on my forehead that said, "leave me quicker."
Most problems are fixable with a little fun and a lot of liquor.

But... I can't get over how we ruined each other.
After wooing each other...
Felt like we knew each other, since the womb of our mothers, before we actually knew each other.

No hard feelings though...Only a lust set on fire and a love choked out by its dark clouds of smoke.
I wish moans of too quick, too fast... We're sweet cute laughs of hope.

Hope of the interlocking of fingers, tripping on the back of your heels for walking to close behind you.
Cause that booty be hypnotizing a...
Now even with your phone number, facebook, twitter, and address; we're disconnected.
Now even at dinner(twitter) with a plate cooked(facebook) for hunger(number) and eyes lit(address)- I couldn't find you.
The conversation was dry and lacked the rhythm that a budding couple possessed.

We Ruined Each Other, Nothing More and Nothing Less.

This is for the people who met a person with all the potential to be the greatest love of their life, but they did everything too fast.

Do you believe there is a such thing as moving to fast? Has this ever happened between you and a person you liked? What would you have changed? Would you talk to them again, if the opportunity presented itself? What did you think of the poem?

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MackVice: How Do Men Determine Who They are Going to Use a Condom With?

2012-02-21T00:25:00.000-05:00

My readers send me some interesting questions from all the time and I enjoy answering them, hopefully you enjoy reading them. You can send your own questions here or to thesunk@ymail.com. Pop the Top...

What is the best way to get a man's attention without seeming slutty?

Start conversation, that's the hardest thing for guys, to do. Once you open up the lines of communication if he's interested in you, he will pursue you. Also if he is interested in you and doesn't holla after you've already given him the go head, than maybe you shouldn't be interested in him because he sounds like a p^ssy. As long as you start the convo, the rest should flow from there if you all have chemistry.

Also, how do men determine who they are going to use a condom with?

Guys don't usually have to determine, because they're going to wear a rubber with a new chick off top- it's mandatory. Every woman/man is a h0e upon further notice, until you really get to know her which takes upwards to 6 months. But who says you'll even be around that long. The thought process of assuming the other person is a h0e is just great to have, to hammer the idea of safe sex into your head.

However, guys and women slip up some times...we raw dog that night and regret in the morning. Usually the longer two people talk the less likely they are to use rubbers. Sometimes the little head persuades the big head and dives head first into some pootang pie. Nonetheless, amongst most men and women rubbers come first.

Some men just don't like condoms...why?

Though people slipped up every blue moon, little is known about those cats that just don't like condoms. They happen to sound like fools. Trojan Bareskin condoms feel just like the real thing. Saying some men just don't like condoms, is like saying some men just don't like living. True, the feeling is better but it's not that much better...if he doesn't like wearing rubbers than he's definitely not going to like you putting on your clothes and leaving.

If women wanted men to dress up like astornauts just to get the coochie, then men would buy astronaut suits. The woman will ultimately control rather a man straps up or goes without.

If he can't feel anything get Bareskins.

You dry out to quickly get Polyurethane Condoms.
It's too tight get Magnums.
Case closed.

What is the best way for you to get a man's attention? Has a man ever not realized all the signs you were giving him to pursue you further? Is there some decision process you use when determining if your partner is going to wear a rubber? Does a condom really make that much of a difference, concerning pleasure?

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GUEST POST: Women Need to SEE a Woman to Wanna BE Yo Woman

2012-02-20T12:01:00.000-05:00

"The Man with the most women isn't the best looking man, the smartest man, the best dressed man or the richest man. The man with the most women is the man that makes the most women think that other women want him"

Women are for lots of things, but to be understood is not one of them. The first step to solving any problem or addressing any issue or entity is to find the common denominator. The only commonality that can be found amongst all women is their competitive and jealous nature. I shouldn't generalize all women, but I don't have unlimited time or cognitive energy, so i must. But with this being said, it is evident that any maneuver on Males' part that is grounded in and capitalizes off of women's jealous, vindictive, and competitive nature will prevail. We "win" solely off of their insatiable desire to outdo one another.

Women, for self satisfaction or as a token of acknowledgment, are crying out to have a genuine friendship with an affluent and credible male who associates with them for the sole purpose of the friendship and not out of a sexual agenda. Women have been socialized to look to us males as leaders and often consciously or subconsciously hold our opinion at a higher regard than they hold their own or other women's. Consequently, women hold a genuine friendship of "X" stature with a male at a higher regard than they hold their friendships of "X" stature with other women. This is why Women, so desperate for male friendship and dying to be claimed on one level or another by a reputable and legitimate male, are so quick to befriend gay men because they offer the "Male Friendship" and "Male Opinion" without the threat of the "Male Agenda"(sex).

"the more self-evident it becomes that females are bred to Jockey for male's attention, the more having more than one at a time is justified in my mind"

The benefits of the Friend Zone are endless, and are especially infinite in a "stage setting" like college. College is abundant with people who would rather lazily come to an assumption than take the time to think and look deeper into things. These peoples' most pertinent utility is as a tool/ mouthpiece for your own personal and leisure agenda. With majority of women operating under the assumption that most men have the intelligence of the most remedial neanderthal, they assume that any attractive women that we associate with we have vested interest in and are ultimately pursuing for sex. Because at the end of the day "all we think about is sex" correct? This plays to our advantage because we can effortlessly create an illusion. The Friend Zone makes it so that the low maintenance and effortless friendship with your lady friend transforms under the public eye and public arena into a grandiose illusion and bait for anyone willing to make an assumption. The Friend Zone facade is bait for any woman willing; so size her up and question whether she can take you or more importantly your attention from the other woman. Ultimately, you win because your attention is now sought after. Your attention is sought after for all the wrong reasons, but it is for little to no effort on your part and it's derived from the most obsolete and insignificant "staged"(friendship) social interaction.

Friend Zone is disarming and levels the playing field. Friend Zone disarms by eliminating the idea that ulterior motives are present. Friend Zone eliminates the expenses, formality and awkwardness of dating and the few months cushion that consists of putting on a facade to impress one another. More importantly Friend Zone puts you in the position to create an emotional dependency. Women, being the overflowing fountain of emotions that they are, are almost always ready and willing to confide in their friend. Luckily conversation to most women consists of them talking and Men NOT interrupting while we sit there, saying yes affirmations like "mmm-hmm", "ok", "right right" whether we are listening or not. This plays to our advantage because we allow women to become emotionally invested in us and identify with us as someone who is familiar and trustworthy. Unfortunately for women, its been instilled in them that they're "Sluts or Hoes" if they have sex with people they aren't in committed relationships with. Often, real life circumstances won't allow for them to have sex with a person they're in a committed relationship with every time and in order to salvage their self esteem and perception of self they turn to someone "trustworthy and familiar" to act a as substitute to the ideal "boyfriend" situation. Friend Zone renders YOU the most eligible recipient.

Power breeds weakness. And men, lazy, comfortable and drunken in our waning power over women, forget to employ the same tactics that are being employed against us. In the same way that she will string us along for our insatiable desire for sex, string her along and bend her will for her insatiable desire for attention.

Have you ever noticed/wanted a man because of the attractive women he surrounded himself with? Are you that attractive friend the "bait" for your male's friend's skeezers? Which do you think is more beneficial for a man, platonic friendship or a constant pursuit of sex with the women in his life? Is your friend the most eligible recipient for your sexual needs? What do you think of this guest writer?

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VII

2012-02-14T14:04:00.003-05:00

Dear Diary,

I started sucking d!ck late but I'm happy to have found it. I think I enjoy it more than my victims. I never did drugs, performing fellatio gives me all the high I need.

It's all about the empowerment. Men represent strength and rarely show weakness. Except for when their by the balls, literally.

I give sloppy toppy it's the best. When he pops me in the lip with his d!ck. It makes me wet. I don't mind when he aggressively f^cks my face.

My eyes water as he plunges deep in my throat. Occasionally I choke but I never miss a beat.

I have two tongue rings so I tease the tip. The one that vibrates make 'em cum quick.

I can talk about d!ck sucking for days. At times I use my hands and jerk while I suck the tip. Other times I just put my whole mouth around it.

I don't know everything but I do know this.... ladies if you wanna be happy in life SUCK A D!CK!!!

Sincerely,

Dainty

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MackVick: How Do You Get a Male to Orgasm?

2012-02-11T22:52:00.001-05:00

My inbox received one of the seemingly most simple questions a few days ago from a reader. However, the most simple questions can make you think of deeper meanings and other sh!t. So just check out the answer and the reasoning I came up with for the homegirl.

What is the difference between a male nutting and experiencing orgasm?
Well they both happen so close in succession it almost seems simultaneous. The male experiences an orgasm right before and during the ejaculation(bussing a nut) period. However, I haven't heard of any males having separate orgasms and ejaculations. Which is why it makes it hard for men to fake orgasms, even though we do(women aren't the only ones).

Read this for the reasons why we(men) fake.

Your question did make me ponder the fact that males are such visual creatures, that if we didn't see the ejaculant or cum during the moment of orgasm we wouldn't enjoy them as much. The sight of seeing ourselves cum is not as great as the feeling, but a very close runner-up. Men must see their cum rather it is on a face, booty, torso, ankle, or even the bedroom floor to be completely gratified. Remember this the next time you make your man pop off. Which brings me to your next question...

How do you get a male to orgasm?
This question was so simple that I could answer it in four words, "Do What He Says", but I'm not gone leave you hanging- I'll elaborate.

"Do What He Says" means listen to what he vocally says within your comfortable zone and do what his body indicates. Often times us, as partners, hear what our partner is saying but brush it off. If you want to make a man bus, listen to that gibberish that he's saying and follow his exact words; because believe me he's not going to say some sh!t to help you not make him bus.

Do you agree with my theory about men and having to actually see their ejaculant? How do you make your man or a male orgasm? How fast have you ever made a man ejaculate/bus? How do you feel about my MackVice?

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Guest Post: Polygamy- PROLLY GIMME A Sister Wife

2012-02-10T00:09:00.000-05:00

Not too long ago I asked my husband to take a second wife. This isn’t the first time I’ve asked and probably won’t be my last, but every time I ask I get the same look, frown and answer…"NO". But this time I decided to ask him why and his first and only response was “I’m Christian, it’s wrong and it’s a sin”. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this chick is crazy. Well, no I’m not…at least I don’t think I am, but I have my reasons for asking.

First of all, I’m pushing 36, he wants children and I really don’t want to have any at this age. I need help around the house; I travel quite a lot between South Africa and the U.S. and have been known to stay away for months even a year or two. Also, it wouldn’t hurt if he had someone to give him what he needs when I’m away, and even when I’m there and don’t feel like it. I’m not only talking about sex… but companionship, home cooked meals, etc. Well, I explained my reasons to him and tried my best to plead my case but he’s still on this thing about it’s wrong because of Christianity.

Most people don’t realize that monogamy is new and is a Christian concept. I honestly don’t understand where Christians got the concept of monogamy from because even in their Bible, in the Old Testament, polygamy was accepted and wasn’t condemned by anyone including GOD. Christ was born into a polygamous society and even died in one as well. The only condemnation of polygamy that I’ve come across is in the New Testament where Paul forbids anyone who wants to be an apostle to take a second wife. Well, if polygamy wasn’t being practiced during Paul’s time then he would have had no need to make that statement, and honestly I don’t think there are too many people standing in line to become apostles. Well, I know my husband isn’t so I don’t see why he won’t agree.

I know most women probably wouldn’t dream of sharing their husband with another woman…most western women that is. But in some cases what they don’t know, do know, or don’t want to realize is that they’re sharing their man with another woman or plenty of women anyway. Wouldn’t it be better just to allow him to do what he was naturally made to do? Be fruitful and multiply? Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do? The bigger the clan the better ya’know. I know what you’re thinking or still thinking…this woman must be on crack but I assure you, I’m not. I’m just one of many that believe man wasn’t created to be monogamous.

I am also a believer that the positives of a polygamous relationship far outweigh the perceived negatives such as jealousy, envy, or the feeling of not getting enough attention. To be honest, those feelings are part of every relationship, friendship, and marriage. So let us not look at polygamy as a dirty word or a nasty thing, let’s embrace it, accept it because it’s the natural way, the way our creator intended it to be.

Would you ever consider being in a polyamorous relationship? Do you truly think men or women are meant to be monogamous? Would you consider having an open marriage? Ok... so maybe you don't agree but do you think her sentiments are wrong? If he could honestly take care of you and another woman financially, physically, emotionally, and sexually what's the big deal? How did you like her guest post?

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A World of Fun Girls: Are You a Hoe or a Free Spirit?

2012-02-07T17:28:00.000-05:00

There seems to be some confusion between what is a hoe and what is a free spirit. Some women think there isn't a difference, but every woman isn't created equal. Some p^ssy gets a pass and others get revered as being hoeish. What separates a rich man that gives from another rich man that gives? It's the intent, the reason behind the giving. "If I can speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but am destitute of Love, I have but become a loud-sounding trumpet or a clanging cymbal." Cor. 13:1(Hoes and Bible Verses. SMH)

A free spirited woman lives her life to the fullest, she doesn't live according to the statuses that society ascribes to her. She is open minded and does what she feels. She is lively and vibrant. Usually her sexually freedom comes out of passion and expression. She has sex with who she desires, rather than everyone that desires her. However, she does not desire everyone. She isn't judged by who she sleeps with or has slept with because something wholly unto her is special. She owns her sexuality, she isn't owned by those who have sex with her. When you have sex with a free spirit rather it was the same day or a year from when you first met, you will look at her the same because how and why she had sex was all the difference.

A hoe is a woman that is sexually captive. A hoe is a sexual deviant. Her sexual appetite usually derives from some sort of hurt, disparity, or anguish that she has experienced in life. She has sex because she's bored or just because someone was around. Hoes don't have any discretion. Hoes will f^ck out of malice and manipulation. They sometimes want to be able to control those around them through sex. A lot of hoes, didn't even mean to be hoes...most hoes aren't happy and are oblivious to the cycle that they are going through.

A hoe never had your respect, a free spirit commands it. Free spirits leave happiness and warmth, while hoes leave broken pleasure and nauseous wondering. Some might say, "Maybe the free-spiritied b!tch is just a better manipulator." Then I would reply a free spirit doesn't want to manipulate(control or influence), because her free-spiritedness or sexual prowess is grounded in freedom. Free spirits live every aspect of life with no regards to others, which is why they cannot be judged. Hoes live their lives according to others(though they will dispute that they don't), which is why they can be used.

How the term "hoe" is used in this blog can be applied to both men and women, men can be hoes if they f^ck any and everything without discretion; my friends and I categorize this behavior as worthless.

Have You Ever Been a Hoe? Or are You a Free Spirit? What makes you either of these? Do You Actually Think There is a Difference or Am I Just Kicking Sh!t? Corithians 13 is Everybody's Favorite Bible Verse, Right? If Not, What's Your Favorite Bible Verse?

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Let It Out: Squirt on this D!ck?!

2012-02-03T19:57:00.000-05:00

Squirting is the Big Foot of Sex. Many say they've experienced it and the same amount of others have said it doesn't exist. Some even say it's just p!ss. Now where do I lie on this topic? I've seen it with my own two. I've seen the build up release as a stream of intense pleasure and succumbing to all the bodies sense rather it splashed, gushed, or even flew into the air like the it came from the opening of some aquatic monstrosity. Ever since I've seen it, I've been addicted to it. It's what I strive for. After you make her squirt, then you make her cum and cum hard. Let It Out and Squirt on This D!ck!!!

Today I wanna tell you how to make your girl squirt and lose her mothaf^cking mind while you're stroking her insides. This takes patience, consideration, and even more importantly a mean tongue/dick/finger game.

Firstly, a relaxed mind is capable and vital to achieve squirting. A woman will not squirt if she's not comfortable. One time I made the mistake of pressuring my lover to squirt, and we all know pressure in the bedroom is never the move. If you pressure someone you will get the exact opposite of what you're pressuring them to do. So relax her mind and take your time, previously in my How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom I stressed that arousal is your best weapon against a horny woman, not stimulation.

Secondly, there must be a build-up for there to be a release. You can't make champagne burst open without it being shaken. A volcano will not explode without there being volcanic activity. Stroke her right, don't beat it up at the beginning. Let her feel every inch of you, every flick of you, and let her experience every trick in your bag.

Thirdly, I have an advantage that I'm a curved male...so finding the G-Spot isn't much of a hard task. So one night take your time to educate and find her G-Spot. Or maybe she doesn't need you to find it and she can squirt from clitoral stimulation. But ask her-educate yourself about her p^ssy, if she says stay right there, by all means stay your black/yellow/white/red a$$ right there.

Fourthly, get the p^ssy wet. Sometimes I trick a woman while I eat them out and mix that spit and p^ssy juice together. Psychologically, she feels as though that's all of her wetness and it turns her on. If you've never seen the a$$hole get wet and watched it pulsate you've never eaten good p^ssy.

Fifthly, TALK. Please talk. Women are audio, visual, physical, emotional creatures. Tell her how sexy she is, tell her how good that p^ssy feels, make her feel like her body is the sexiest thing you have seen in your existence. You're d!ck must reflect the way your talking. So enthusiastic language should simultaneously have good d!ck attached to it.

Remember that it's not urine. Squirt is clear and odorless... the more educated her and you are about female ejaculation the easier it will be for her to LET THAT SH!T OUT.

Sometimes women get stuck they can feel it, but can't let it out. It comes to the top and then it eludes them. Don't backdown, f^ck her slow, relax her mind, love her and care for her. If your sex isn't emotional rather in anger, lust, love, or even humiliation it's nothing that separates you from animals.

I can't tell you in one setting all that you need to make your girl squirt. That's why there will be a PART 2. I'm outtie, playboys and playgirls.

Have you ever squirted or have you made a woman squirt? When was your first time? How did it feel? Where you with your partner or were you by yourself? Where you freaked out or did you know exactly what it was? Would you rather squirt or cum? Do you have any tips to tell a woman having trouble achieving the WET O?

Read about the time I made a girl squirt in a room full of people over a game of Truth or Dare.

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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

2012-02-01T00:25:00.000-05:00

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.” But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends. In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done. That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more.

Problem is we’re already callin the thing a real relationship, when it’s not. We treat it like a real relationship and tell our friends we’re in a relationship. But in reality, it’s an arrangement; an unspoken agreement that as long as we’re a guaranteed good f^ck and keep our mouths shut, he’ll keep comin around and dangling that relationship carrot in our face.

But what’s a great arrangement for him, is a waste of time for us because arrangements never lead anywhere; they go on and on and then they end. Scary. So ask yourself, “Is what I have with this man just an arrangement?” It might be. How do you know?

Well, here’s a very short list of some very obvious signs (in no particular order) that suggests if you’re in a relationship or an arrangement.

First though, if you haven’t read “Are You Wife Material or a Wifey?” you need to; because in an arrangement, you ain’t neither one of them. Second, you need to be honest with yourself. If you’re in an arrangement, admit it. It’s painful because you're also admitting you don’t matter to this man, but it’s better to admit now and move on than accept it when your biological clock has stopped ticking.

And Now the list:

Categorized. Have you been categorized? Men generally tend to categorize their worlds. There’s the job category, the friends category, the clubbing/fun category, the family/church category, the kids/baby mama category, and on and on. These categories inter-change and regularly cross paths; such as a man will hang out with people from work; and the family/church category is all over the kids/baby mama category.

But what about you? Are you in the arrangement category? How often have you been around the family? How often has he taken you around his friends or co-workers or to the club? Are you really part of his world or categorized? In an arrangement, you are put in a category and you stay there. In a relationship, you are part of his life and cross all lines.

Time in Service. How long have you been with this man? I call that “time in service.” Men don’t over-think relationships. They know within weeks whether you are “the one” material or not. If it’s been over 6 months and you’re “relationship” is no different than it was two weeks after you met him, you’re in an arrangement, not a relationship. Relationships grow, arrangements do not.

Memory. Does he remember what you say? If a guy is into you, he’ll pay attention to what you say. Maybe you mentioned the name of a song you like; maybe you talked about your dog. In a relationship, a man will remember these things. Maybe he doesn’t download the song but if the song’s on the radio, he’ll mention it. If your dog is sick, he’ll ask how he’s doing. When you’re in a relationship, he is interested in your world. When you’re in arrangement; he could give a shit.

Buy, Pay, Offer. Speaks for itself. In a relationship, dude offers to help you out, maybe your car is acting up…he’ll pop the hood and take a look; he’ll suggest a mechanic, and he’ll follow up. Notice I didn’t say he’ll pay, he might, but in a relationship money’s 50/50. Dude does, however, buy you what he thinks you’ll like for Christmas. He’ll pay your cable bill if you’re short. In relationships, he cares about your overall well-being. In an arrangement, you don’t monetarily matter. Let me give you an example. Let’s use Christmas since it just passed. During Christmas, if you’re in an arrangement, either one of three things happened to you:

Scenario One- You told him what you wanted for Christmas; he didn’t ask, but you told him anyhow. You got what you asked for but it was the cheap, dumbed-down version.

Scenario Two- You hinted around that you got him a gift; and out of obligation, he got you a drugstore teddy bear and a plastic rose.

Scenario Three- He didn’t do shit. He completely disappeared and reappeared after the holidays with an excuse and promise that he’ll make it up to you, which, of course, he never does.

If anyone of these three things happened to you, you most def are in an arrangement. And keep in mind that in an arrangement, and no matter how much money you spend on him, his wallet rarely opens.

But the best way to know if you are in an arrangement is by your own behavior. In an arrangement, you change who you are to be the person you think he wants. You accept his lame ass excuses for why the relationship has stalled, and you justify his behavior, trying to convince yourself that you’re ok with it. Arrangements are self-serving. They’re all about convenience. He’s not into you but you’ll do for now.

So if you realize you’re in an arrangement, you need to let that sh@t go. I ain’t saying it’s easy, personal experience tells me it’s not. But you need to let it go because as long as you’re in an arrangement, you will never be in a relationship. So let’s all do the white girl thing….accept that he’s not into us and let the n!ggah go. You never know, there may just be that dude waiting in the wings for you to realize you’re worth much more than an arrangement.

Have you been in an arrangement like this? Are you in one currently? Do you fear to leave him and end up being alone? Do you fear, he will find a woman that he deems better than you? Have you ever strung a man along like this?

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My Barber

2012-01-25T22:33:00.000-05:00

The relationship between a black man and his barber will be the 3rd most important relationship a man has in his life before marriage; the first two being, his mother and his childhood friends. A black man's relationship with his barber is one of loyalty, openness, advice, and groomship. A barber is quintessential in any black man's life. The prickly hairs left on his collar from the shaping of the fresh, are like the wind beneath his wings. My Barber...

Personally, my barber is probably one of the most popular barbers in Chicago. Most of the time you hear people say "Mike the Barber" or "You mean, Mike that cut up at League Styles, over there on 75th and King Drive"..."Yeah, that Mike." He's been cutting my hair before I was this sexy hunk of a male specimen, you see today. I mean he was cutting my hair, when I was chubby with coke bottle glasses that had the double bar. Mike has been lining me up, ever since I got tired of my father giving me whatever he wanted me to have. Every time I leave Chicago, I miss Mike that cuts up at League Styles, over there on 75th and King Drive.

Things That Barbershops Have to Offer

Important Dialogue
The barbershop is the one of the most important places for a black man to gather his thoughts, speak his mind, be heard, and receive important information about his culture. You probably thought it was the church, it's not. The black man isn't judged by the color of his skin or the rachetness of a shape-up gone awry because of the harsh wintery gaze of America in his local barbershop.

Confidence
Who doesn't need a confidence booster every now and then. Once you leave the shop you are a new man. Have you ever witnessed that fresh outta the shop walk to the car? Well next time you see a man with a fresh cut leave the shop pay attention to the way he walks, you'll notice that he will walk as if he has- a milli stashed and a date with Kerry Washington later that night.

Confidant
Every now and again you get useful advice from your barber. Usually your barber is either older or wiser than you are. If your barber isn't wiser than you are, than I suggest you get a new one because you're not truly getting your money's worth. It isn't all about the cut, there's an entire experience when you get a haircut. Laughter, relaxation, wisdom, and character revitalization(through image or exterior maintenance).

Hook-Ups
You can always or should always be able to get something for the low at your local barbershop. Anything should be avail rather its liquor, shampoo, soap, socks, towels, bootlegs, new cd's, a good word in with a local mechanic...there should be something there.

Sometimes You See Famous People
People I've Seen- Maino, Tim Hardaway, Jalen Rose, Juwuan Howard, I can't think of anybody else at the moment...

There wasn't even a reason I put this up here. I just happened to miss my shop and barber at the time. I always miss my barbershop when I go back to Howard at the end of my breaks. DC barbers ain't got sh!t on Chicago barbers. Tell them the Hallway said it. A fresh haircut gives you superpowers over the coochie, no matter how ugly you are a woman can always appreciate a good clean cut on any man.

Ladies, how does leaving the salon make you feel? How do you feel when you see a man with a fresh haircut? Have you ever just wanted to sit down and listen to what men talk about in the barbershop? Just say hello

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And Other Coonery: Women Killed Him, I Just Hid the Body, Chivalry

2012-01-23T20:08:00.000-05:00

A woman said, "Where are the gentlemen?" And a man replied,"Where are the women that need them?" Women have made it indicatively clear that they don't need men. Women take advantage of the gender roles and cry victim in the same breathe. Chivalry is dead and may it rest in peace. Chivalry is romanticism and should not be giving to every human organism that has a vagina.

If women want an egalitarian society, than promoting and advocating chivalry encourages us to be sexist to you. Small acts like giving my seat, throwing my coat down on a puddle of water, letting you get the first slice of pizza, etc- create attitudes for a whole gender and a whole society. These acts encourage men to be misogynistic. When you advocate for practices or customs formed in a time period and country(America) when there was no such thing as an independent woman, it will definitely coincide with modern reasonable and egalitarian requests.

Conversely, chivalrous acts are romantic endeavors or investments that set the tone for the beginning of a flourishing relationship. Things you do when you have an interest in a woman. Chivalry is and are a series of acts granted to women that have garnered your attention.

Standing up for the elderly or the mothers of our future children is a must. However, standing for any random woman I do not agree with. Your a woman just as able bodied as myself, why should I give you my seat? People must be able to differentiate between chivalry and romance. A woman that wants or believes she deserves chivalry from a man that she doesn't know is the female equivalent of thirst.

There is nothing wrong with being chivalrous to a woman you love or are courting, but every woman does not deserve the privilege. She deserves to be treated like a humanbeing, just as you should be treated like a humanbeing and not penalized for being a progressive man.

Who killed "Chivalry"? Do you believe you deserve chivalry just because you are a woman? Do you disagree? Where any of my points valid? Is chivalry a romantic act?

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How to Do PDA like The Hallway

2012-01-22T18:11:00.000-05:00

I don't always talk about myself on theSUNK, most of the time I keep the topics objective. Well, today is about me. I am a very sexual person. I am romantic every blue moon. I also do not have a problem with PDA, but my PDA is a bit more aggressive than most men. When I was younger, I was little bit more rough around the edges...I grew up in Chicago. However, I have always been smooth. If you want to turn your woman on and get her p^ssy ready before you all even make it to the crib you might want to read How to Do PDA like the Hallway: Please do not attempt these acts if you are not a risk taker and don't have, for a lack of a better word, SWAG

Ass Grab: This is probably my favorite, since I usually f^ck with women that have huge asses they get alot of attention from men and women. But especially in Chicago, young men like to get out of their bodies(disrespectful). So what I like to do is pass a group of them and when they start to salivate, I grab the biggest piece of my boo's a$$ that my hand can muster. Usually, this is followed by shrieks of "damn," "that's you," "shawty thick as hell", etc.

Throat Grab: While kissing sometimes I like to do a slight choke and bring her face closer to mine. You should see the slight giggle, pause, than passionate kiss she gives me.

Hair Pull: Pull her hair, tilt her head, and give your boo a "hater mark"(hickie) before she leaves your side.

Lip Bite: The lip bite is my favorite goodbye. We have a fairly long and juicy kiss, then I send her away with a sensuous lip bite. Women tend to love my lips, so I've mastered the art of kissing. If you(men) don't know- a kiss can either get you the draws or put you out of the running for getting the draws. If you can't kiss I advise you to practice. It's fun to play around doing everything you can do before you have sex.

Hold Her Hand and Palm Her Ass at the Same Damn Time: This is when you grab her hand while walking side by side, and you place her hand behind her back with your other 2 to 3 fingers placed at the waist of her pants. She gets to hold your hand and you get to feel her a$$ cheek tighten & release every time she takes a step.

Do you like PDA? What about it excites you? how long do you have to date someone before they can engage in PDA with you? Does it make you feel uncomfortable or alienated when couples do PDA around you? What do you like to do in public? How do you feel about my PDA techniques? Thanks for reading...LIKE theSUNK on FACEBOOK

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Make Her Thirst: How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom?

2012-01-20T20:50:00.000-05:00

My last post was entitled, "Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples," when wrote that I realized that men don't know how to be teases. However, if you are to be a beast in the bedroom, how can you not be a tease? Arousal not stimulation is your biggest weapon against a woman's p^ssy. The build-up and anticipation of receiving makes a woman helpless. Today I will tell you(men and for the women that are reading send it to your man *share button*)...How to Be a Male Tease:

Suck Her Breasts
Sometimes I make the mistake of neglecting a woman's breasts, because I am a booty man. But fellas don't manhandle her titties show them the proper respect. Lick her Montgomery glands(which are the small bumps on the areola), nibble on her nipples, and take this time to make sexy eye contact. Also see where her minds at and seduce her.

Claw Her Sides and Any Other Parts of Her Body
Mimic her actions from time to time. Reflect the things she does to you usually people do the things they like done to their partner, because this is what they like. She likes to claw you with her french tips from time to time, so scratch her slightly. Make her tingle and jerk every once and awhile. Tickling is sexy when you do it sexily.

Whisper in Her Ear
Here's a great phrase to remember when saying something sexy in the bedroom- "Tell them something new, tell them something true." Don't say the say sh!t over and over. Never be predictable. The only thing that should be predictable is the understanding that she will cum and enjoy herself tonight. However, the way of which you will get her there should be a toss up.

Caress Her Wrists and Ankles
The most awkward and least paid attention to spots on our bodies are usually very sensitive. I like to give attention to awkward spots like; the fold where ass meets thigh, her wrists, the ankles, bite the spot in-between her shoulder and armpit, or bite her pelvic bone. Make her feel good from things that she usually neglects.

Put That Weight On Her Back
Personally, this is my favorite. So I like to bend her over and just rest my dick on her a$$ cheek. Sometimes I even push forward and let my shaft slide down the grove of her a$$. I even give her a d!ck spanking to make her beg for the dick. My d!ck has that weight so I hear the slight thump when I smack over the top of her protruded a$$. Please believe she's either biting her lips or getting ready to put you inside of herself without your permission.

Has a man ever teased you? Would you like to be teased? Is there a such thing as female thirst? What happens when a man builds and builds your anticipation? Do you like to tease/be teased or do you just like to get straight to business?

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Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples

2012-01-18T23:15:00.000-05:00

When will men learn that foreplay will enhance their P^ssy Retention Rate(I will explain this to you in the weeks to come), women dont like to feel rushed. Half of ya'll(men) cnt last anyway, so do more foreplay. Men shy away from the stuff that really puts women in the mood. The more you arouse her, the freakier she will become. P^ssy is like fruit in the regard that, the more you let it ripen; the more juicy and delicious it will taste when you finally bus it open.

I You Can Still Talk During Foreplay

When you start f^cking isn't the time to ask her what she wants, by that time you should already know exactly what she wants. The only things you're saying are just used to reiterate or turn her on. During foreplay you can talk, whisper, and ask her how she wants her d!ck tonite.

II As a Man You Should Learn How to Be a Tease

Women aren't the only gender that should tease. Make her want you for a change. Women are all about arousal the longer you tease her the more aroused she will become. Make her clit grow large and pulsate. Make her juices run from the opening of her vagina to the opening of her anus. Instead of picking the fruit at anytime, make sure that berry is ripe when you taste.

III Map Out What Your Gonna Do to That P^ssy

Don't rush to bus, remember all the things she said she liked. Once you map them all out, envision how you will get there step by step. A few men can turn a woman on, but even fewer men can turn a woman out.

IV Enjoy Her

You don't have to do this with every scallywag or hoodrat, however savor your woman's flavors. Let your kisses be lingering, take a look at how sexy she is. Let her image intoxicate you with the drunken fervor of lust. Last time you just f^cked her, this time enjoy; look in her eyes, bites her lips, grab her booty- Enjoy what you pursued and won over.

V Women Dont Like to Be Rushed

If you waited at the barbershop all day, then when you finally got up to the chair and he rushed you out of there, you be pissed. You would rather your barber take his time, line yo sh!t up correctly and double check so that you can have the freshest cut, right? Pamper the p^ssy when it comes to the bedroom, give good customer service to the woman that means so much to you.

When was the last time you had foreplay? Does foreplay make you hornier? Does foreplay make the sex better or could you do without it? Does everyone deserve foreplay? What do you like done to you, before you actually engage in oral or vaginal sex?

Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night

2012-01-15T00:35:00.000-05:00

True players are always prepared for overnight visitors. They know that if the date goes well they have to make their visitor feel at home. The goal is to make her never want to leave. Leaving should be out of necessity, not out of want or desire. When she's over your house the world should be vacant of responsibilities and obligations. Here is what you need to Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home:

A Clean House
The first thing you must have is a clean house. Nothing makes a woman more comfortable and turned on than a clean house. If your crib is clean and fly, the first thought she usually has isn't "Are we going to get busy?", it's "What's the first room we're going to get busy in?"

Smell Goods
Aroma therapy, have you ever heard of it? Women are creatures of smell, they love things that smell good. The right scent could turn an innocent girl into an enchanted woman, hooked on to your every word.

A Few Good Movies
Sometime you don't always want to start conversation, you just want to enjoy one another's company, rather you are laughing at a comedy or shrieking from the plight of a horror flick. Chicks dig horror flicks and they need a strong man to hold onto when the sh!t gets real. Or do like yo boy the Hallway(that's me, the creator of theSUNK.com) and keep a few good movies with even better sex scenes and I bet that movie will say everything that's inappropriate to say at that moment.

Snacks
Women are always hungry. They are usually at their hungriest at the most inopportune times. Like when it's 2am and your fridge is empty and it's too cold to go outside to hit up an eatery. So have snacks such as Cheeze Its, Doritos, fruit, frozen buffalo wings, Ramen noodles, etc. Whatever you do, don't leave your female guest hungry, especially if the p^ssy isn't guaranteed.

Liquor(Or Weed)
This should be self-explanatory.

A S3x Playlist
The Weekend, Frank Ocean, Drake, R.Kelly, Keith Sweat, Trey Songz, Chris Brown, Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, T-Pain, Sade...the list goes on. Turn on the stereo and turn her on.

Overnight Visitor Clothes
An oversized t-shirt, basketball shorts, pajama pants, etc. Anything you give her should allow for good cuddling. You never want to give her something that makes it impossible for her to feel your hard-on when you give her that back tap(late at night men push their penises in your back to see if you bout that life).

A Comfortable Bed
Months ago I had flat ass pillows, ever since I upgraded to a decent thread count and some fluffy pillows women have not wanted to leave my bed. This has its pluses and minuses, sometimes they don't know when to leave. Other times they stay longer than they expected to and want to get f^cked in that bed :D. Also you don't want her to not get a good night's sleep. It's nothing more awkward than a woman looking at you as soon as you open your eyes, because she couldn't get a good night's sleep.

Shower Cap
When you wear that p^ssy out, she is going to want to take a refreshing shower or before you wear that p^ssy out she's going to want to take a refreshing shower. However, if she isn't #teamnatural she won't be able to do so, because she can't get that Remy 100% Indian Hair wet.

Big Tooth Comb
After you grab her hair and smack her a$$ she needs to freshen up and make sure she's back on her A-game. So you need to have a big tooth comb and if you are really up on game you'll have a scarf or something for her to wrap her head with for bed. Surprise her, act like you know...TheSUNK.com taught you.

Pack of ToothBrushes

There's nothing like a fresh toothbrush for your guest when she wakes up in the morning. No woman or man wants to walk out the house of their new boo's with tart a$$ breathe. Act like you know playa....

Ladies, Do you all agree with my list? Did I miss anything? Is there any special requests that you need at a man's house? What was your worst overnight visit? Do you need these things or do you always know if you are spending the night and pack the overnight bag?

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Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life

2012-01-11T23:23:00.001-05:00

Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

Frustrated Baby Mama Coochie
  Baby daddy isn't taken care of his responsibilities. You have this bundle of joy and stress on your hands at all times. He hasn't came to see his child nor has he bought a f^ckin diaper. However, he has no problem sexting you. I called you and we flirt. You're in your "f^ck that n!gga" mood. When we have sex you not only satisfy yourself, but with every thrust and every stroke you give a subliminal "f^ck you" to that no good sonuvab!tch that left you to raise you alls child alone.

When a Woman's Fed Up Coochie
  Ol boy has been cheating on you for months, sometimes even years. You've been the rock of your relationship. You've never talked to any other guy, you've stuck by his side, but you've finally realized that you can't be in this relationship alone. If he wants to continue to cheat...OK, two can play that game. Next time he leaves out, you'll be leaving right behind him, but meeting up with me. "F^CK That N!gga"

I Cant Love Anyone Else Because of You Coochie
  We used to be together. Neither of us have ever found a love like ours, but somehow we just cant work. We always argue and find a reason not to talk. However, when we get in a room together the attraction is there, the love is there, the romance is there. No one can replace you. Come here. Take That Sh!t Off. I thought you dont f^ck with me no more? *kissing ensues*

MILF Coochie
  You're older, you're refined. You have a nearly grown child, you haven't had sex in so long your coochie is on autopilot(toys, occasional fingering, or nothing at all). You've put your child in front of your needs and you don't worry about men. But I came along, I ignited something in you. I touched you right. I made you laugh. I made you feel young again. Why not? You need this.

I'm Single Again Coochie
  He didn't cheat. He was a good guy. You all had a nice run. It just didn't work out. You have no bad feelings towards him. You eased yourself out of this relationship, but IT FEELS GOOD TO BE SINGLE AGAIN. You don't have to check in any more. You're not obligated to anyone. You can do whatever you want. You're liberated. You like being in a relationship, but you're gonna enjoy being single tonight. "I'm single tonight"

I'll Never See You Again Coochie
  Either on Spring Break, short vacation, or work related venture you know you'll never see me again in your life. None of your friends will know, not even a boyfriend if you have one. You want to be adventurous and have fun. Sometimes you just have to live life and f^cking in another state with a person that will disappear like the mist on dawn's grass wont mess up anything. Who will know?

I Got Something to Prove Coochie
  I told you I could beat it up. I made you cum four times without even trying last time. This is rare, you've never had a man brag about his sex and actually be good. This time you gotta prove yourself, "p^ssy dont fail me now, I gotta turn this n!gga out." Tonight you are gonna be the star player in the bedroom and I'm cool with that.

Finally, a Nigga That Excites Me Coochie
  You've been meeting nice guys with good jobs, manners, and who dress fairly good, but that's the problem- they're just nice guys. They're f^cking boring, they don't grab your a$$. They don't take risks, they agree with everything you say. They don't challenge you. They have routines, you're a grown woman but you don't want that boring sh!t you still want to make a few memories. You kicked that corny n!gga to the curve and got with a n!gga that makes you nervous(that good nervous) every time you see him.

Bday Coochie
  "Go Go Girl, It's Yo Birthday"...Tonight you're getting F^cked up(drunk coochie is amazing too), you're going to the club with your girls, but you ain't leaving with them h0es. You tryna leave the club with the cutest n!gga in that mothaf^cka. Or you're sexting that guy you haven't f^cked yet in your phonebook and you gone think of a good reason to persuade that n!gga to pick you up tonight. Sh!t, it's your birthday baby. It's yo world. :D

Has your coochie ever been any of the nine? What's some of the best d!ck combinations you've gotten ex. "Just Got Back from the Pen D!ck"? Did I miss any? How could I improve theSUNK.com? Have you like the FACEBOOK PAGE? If not, click here...

GUEST BLOG: An Ode to F^cking a Married Man

2012-01-09T21:05:00.001-05:00

Why f^ck a married man you ask? The reasons can vary, it’s true.

So today, I’ll share a list in rhyme and tell you just a few.

The first, of course is, I’m in charge and what I say will go.

Reason two? It’s cuz I’m kinky and like feelin like a Ho.

Reason three, and wives don’t cringe at this; your man will spend his cash.

He knows the kind of bling I like and never gives me trash.

Reason four? It’s just a preference; see the ring is the attraction.

Married men don’t have much time so they get right into the action.

Reason five, I like my freedom and the boundaries in place.

Married men can’t hang around, married men give you your space.

Reason six, Experience. Married men have ALL of THAT.

Single men are immature and can’t satisfy my cat.

Now wives don’t get it twisted and please don’t fuss or fight.

Sometimes I want the romance and a man who stays the night.

Sometimes I want to know he’s mine and really here to stay.

Instead of just a lover that I know will go away.

In truth, I envy couples and the love they seem to share.

I even dream of one day being half of a great pair.

But until such time, I guess I'll keep fu^cking married men.

And there you have it ladies, right from the lion’s den.

Would you ever have sex with a married man? Has a married man ever approached you? Have any of your friend's ever been head over heels for a married guy? What's attractive about a married man? How do you feel about women who sleep with married men?

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Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

2011-12-29T14:36:00.000-05:00

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:

Skype, Oovoo, Etc.
Plug that laptop in, download Skype or Oovoo, and see your boo. Sometimes a phone call or a text isn't enough and you need to see the beautiful face that you fell in love with. Rather your video chat session is PG or XXX rated enjoy it. Laugh, flirt, and even tease him with that body occasionally. Oh Really...

Flirt, Flirt, and Flirt Some More
When you text- flirt. When you call- flirt. When you IM- flirt. When you email- Flirt. When you skype- flirt. Flirting keeps relationships alive and keeps everybody happy. No matter how far you are from your boo, you have to make them feel wanted. Tell 'em the things you want to do to them when you all see each other. To flirt all you need is imagination and anticipation.

Stop Blowing Up Their Phone; Be Realistic
In a long distance relationship sometimes we have to be realistic, which implies that your S/O will not always be available at your disposal. Hopefully, the person you are interested in has goals, aspirations, maybe even a job. Take little breaks between constant communicating, make the heart grow fonder. If you are always initiating the convo, let them do it from time to time. Don't stop hitting them up to be spiteful, just be weary off burning out the lines of communication.

Visit as Much as You Can
If you have the extra cash, visit your homieloverfriend. It's nothing like getting an occasional visit from your distant lover. See them when you can, it will make all the difference to your boo, when they know that you were willing to make a sacrifice just to come and kick it. Also you might need a vacation from your life, and what's better than having your soulmate there to enjoy your break with you.

Make It a Fun Challenge
A long distance relationship is already a challenge, but make a bet to yourself to stay faithful and loyal to your partner. Hold out for the ultimate prize, which a real courtship ~~and amazing back-in-town sex~~. Idk about you but when you go on a sexual drought and you finally get that first rainfall, it's spectacular. I feel like dancing in the rain right now.

Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? Are you in one now? Could you be in one? Do you genuinely believe long distance relationships work? What would you need a person to do for you to commit to them in a long distance booship?

And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

2011-12-24T20:55:00.000-05:00

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again.

Black women like cab drivers are crazy- they are in your face, aggressive, and they feel entitled. I wonder if it's because they've supported black men for so long. Because they've traveled these asphalt streets of despair for so long. Black women are so yellow, so black; so busy.

Cab drivers don't stop for black men, I don't think many black women stop for black men either now. The last time I tried to hail a cab, he refused to give me a ride. His reason, "I'm scared" then he pulled off.

Do black women stop for us? As we wail our arms hoping they pay attention to us, so that we can reach a mutual destination of love, of monogamy. Are they scared? How many times has a black man hailed a black woman and she stop for him. Was he worth stopping for?

They drove us(black men) through the world as husbands and sons and brothers, yet we ditched the fare when they got us here.

Black women are only as crazy as their suitors.

Is this your stop?

Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning

2011-12-23T06:26:00.000-05:00

All day we lounged around the room. I opened the blinds and the sun joined us as we talked about past relationships, our future and everything in between. My sheets were a bright snowlike white; they were comfy and lazy infused. While other students were either taking finals or studying for them, we stayed in sexy a stuper indifferent to the frantic campus miles away.

Like a fiend I had this strong urge to taste her. I wanted to put her pu$$y in my mouth and bring her to the point of no return. That's the point where you not only can make a woman cum at will, but she's so horny that she cums even when you've stopped. I grabbed her by the hips, turned her over on her stomach and said "put your a$$ in the air." As she began to gather herself I slid off her tight cotton shorts. Her ass was soft and fat, her skin look like a rich, buttery pecan brown. She was thick and fluffy. She had the type of skin that you couldn't begin to stop yourself from running your hands over.

Her pu$$y was already wet. I put my face in between her ass cheeks. My nose was buried in her pu$$y, so I had to breathe out my mouth.. Held by tongue and lips, her clit was at my mercy. Burying my face further into her rear end, I threw my arm over the arch of her back to prevent my face from stuffing inside of her....I started to circle my tongue slowly, I sucked harder to gain more access to her clit, discarding the interference from her lady lips. Now it was just clit and tongue. Mouth half open I "num, num, nummed" on her pu$$y until I felt the vibrations of her moans on my bare face. I used my other hand to caress her thighs, massaging her foot tensed and curled from the unusual pleasure of being eaten out from the back.

I wet my thumb and massaged her asshole as I ate her pu$$y. She pushed back on face and began to grind, smearing pu$$y juice on my beard and even cheeks. She wasn't shy when it came to getting eaten out. I stroked my D1ck, preparing to make her pay for being so liberated on my face. I dipped my tongue in her insides like I was checking the oil of an over-heated hoopty. Her pu$$y juice was sweet and addictive, I sucked it from inside of her like the last of a fruit cup...slurping until all the excess was gone. She said "f^ck that" and turned over, telling me to keep eating her pu$$y.... I definitely wasn't oppose to that, after all I hadn't eaten anything all morning....

Guide to Eating P^ssy Technique II: Eat It From the Back ~~(What was Number 1)~~

This New Years should be dedicated to eating the pu$$y of a great woman in your life. F^ck laying her on her back- Be freakier. Be kinkier. Eat the P^ssy from the Back. Like anything from the back, be more aggressive. Don't Try to breathe, f^ck breathing... bury your face in the goodness of her insides. Make her legs wail in the air, because she doesn't know what she should do with them. When she gets turned up, smack her on the a$$ and eat that pu$$y like that Yellow mothaf^cka in the Pac Man game. There is no mercy on the pu$$y at anytime. Please her. Be her pu$$y eating warrior, smear her love paint on your face to prepare yourself for battle. If you feel like you're really in it, get up and roar, sh!!!!!!!!!!t beat your chest if you want to than resume eating that pu$$y lika newly freed man. If you're not eating pu$$y at 11:59 PM this NEW YEARS, make plans to later that nite. Im not f%cking playing.

Have you ever gotten your pu$$y eating from the back? Have you ever just stayed in all day with your boo, just to get it in? Could your man step it up in the box eating department? Are you gonna forward this to your friends? How will you be bringing in the New Years? If you're new to theSUNK, LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK!

MackVice: Did It Hurt His Manhood Because It Was With a Chick?

2011-12-13T01:58:00.000-05:00

You guys are finally utilizing my email, which is theSUNK@ymail.com and my Tumblr for MackVice, guest post ideas, random conversation, and other things *hint hint*. So a very loyal reader wanted my MackVice on a situation between her and her longtime boyfriend. Her story goes a little something like this:

Dear theSUNK,

So here's the thing, I cheated on my BF back around this time in 2010 yes I know this is a while ago. I cheated on him with a girl, I didn't come clean about telling him, he found out by going through my phone. He cheated on me while I was pregnant and I forgave him. I didn't cheat on him because I was trying to get back, honestly it's because I've always wanted to experiment with a girl and when the opportunity arose I took charge. When I say I took charge I mean we planned it. It was a mutual friend of me and my cousin, and you know, we were smoking and one thing led to another and we were in the bed room touching and feeling on each other ... Lol (Blushes because I feel a little embarrassed) so anyway she went down on me and I DIDN'T enjoy it, I went down on her and she was going crazy... I was satisfied because she came, I was disappointed because she was talking about how good her head game was, to come and find out that it really wasn't. Anyway maybe that same night I began to feel guilty and horrible. I wanted to tell him but I didn't know how. The girl (or should I say woman she was way older than me) kept calling and texting telling me she had a great time, she would always ask if that was my first encounter and I would always tell her yes. (i guess she really enjoyed herself) When she asked me if I liked it I said yes but honestly she turned me off from ever wanting to do it again. I believe because of this he still doesn't trust me, he says he does but his eyes tell me another thing. I love him and we are still working on bettering our relationship, but my question to you is. Do you think that he is completely turned off by the encounter with me and the woman? Do you think it might've hurt his manhood because it was with a chick and not a guy? And that she was older than him? She definitely had a body on her that would make you cry so.... Do you think that might've hurt him too? It's weird because he knew for a week and still had sex with me the day he found out.. I never knew what to think of that.... Hmmmmm could he ever recover? Is our relationship worth saving? It's a year later and I'm def in love with him and he is def more than in love with me. We have grown from it and moved past it but those questions remain in head. So let me know what you think..

Sincerely,

Anonymous

MACKVICE:
First and foremost, in cheating there really isn't a time limitation on the things you've done in your past. It's like murder, charges can be brought up at any time. However, if you and your partner discuss said actions and come to some sort of agreeance than there shouldn't be any double-jeopardy(when someone holds a mistake over your head, even though they said it was all good) on that matter.

I don't believe he is turned off by the fact that it was with a woman. I would assume he is hurt or upset, because you lied about it and tried to hide it. Most men in my opinion would rather you cheat on them with a woman and not a man. Also most men that I know would join in and help both of you ladies out. *wink wink*

After becoming aware of your infidelity you say, "he knew for a week and still had sex with me the day he found out"- a)he probably wasn't as traumatized by the experience as you believe he was, b)the thought of you being with a woman though you lied could have turned him on, and c)you probably were extra sweet and sexy that night because you felt bad and seduced him. I really believe he may be using the guilt trip as a way to hang something or anything over your head- just so he can play the Guilt Card when you bring up his past infidelity.

Is there really anything to recover from? You guys sound like you have a pretty solid relationship to me, besides the regular bullsh!t that happens between couples. The fact that both of you are young and you were in an exploration period makes me believe this instance is even less of a "biggie". Continue to love him and let him love you, don't let something this small interrupt true candid romance.

If you still think it lingers in his head, just ask...or ~~better yet give him a threesome with that chick with the onion booty~~ ...Maybe that might not be the best idea, but just follow your heart and always keep the lines of communication open and clear. Thanks for your letter.

If any of my readers have any MackVice PLEASE DO COMMENT.

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Which is worse cheating on your boyfriend with a girl or a guy? Why do you believe he continued to have sex with her, even though he knew a week in advance that she had cheated? Could he had been mad that she didn't share her bi-curiosity? Would you tell your man, if you cheated on him with another chick? What do you think of my MackVice?

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GUEST POST: Not All Cum is Created Equal

2011-12-11T18:46:00.000-05:00

In response to my most controversial blog, "Are You Ms. Pretty Pussy", one of my avid readers felt that it was her duty to address the different types of cum(which I took the liberty of naming). She has her five and tells us which one is the most desirable to play with. Post After the Drop...

“To All Skeet Skeet Motherf^cker, To All Skeet Skeet God D@mn!” Ever since Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz dropped Get Low, it appears as though men have been on a skeeting frenzy. Imagine getting down with a man, the mood is right and ya’ll are enjoying sexual bliss. Then he looks deeply into your eyes and says let me buss one on your face. Really tho!?! Now don’t misunderstand me, there is nothing wrong with the occasional facial or cum to the throat. What men don’t and/or can’t fathom is what cum looks like from the receiver's perspective.

My apologies for bursting your bubbles fellas but not all cum is created equal, nor is it viewed the same. There are several aspects that make cum desirable--- smell, taste, color and consistency. With consistency alone carrying a huge weight on whether or not cum will be deemed attractive, it’s time we shed light on the different forms. Here are my Five Most Common Types of Cum Consistency:

The Pre-Cum Continuer: These men have clear cum that is as fluid and translucent as water. Whenever these men orgasm you always have to ask, “Did you cum?!?!” because there isn’t distinct evidence of the ejaculation. In many ways I call this man, a Pre-Cum Continuer. Oftentimes, there won’t be a huge difference between the appearance of his actual nut and his pre-cum.

Napkin Anyone?: In all honesty, this cum looks like the d!ck got a bad cold and the sh!t won’t stop running. This ejaculation is silky and slimy resembling a mucus or snot like flow. Whenever you come into contact with this type of cumer, it always seems that this man has plenty of it and believes “sharing is caring.”

Mr. Bubbles: This is probably some of the strangest cum I have ever seen. When this man first ejaculates he possesses similar characteristics of a “neutral”. However, if you take a closer stare it looks like his d!ck is making bubbles. This cum is slick and thin with little air pockets throughout the consistency of the ejaculation.

That Aint Jam That's Jelly: Men that have umph behind their cum. This is a thick ejaculation that is a sticky, jelly-like liquid. These men have that “only the strongest will survive” type of cum. It’s so potent, that if swallowed, it feels like the sperm is still fighting to continue its voyage to fertilize an egg.

However, my favorite type of cum are the Neutrals. This is arguably the most impartial cum a man can have. It’s not too thick or too thin, not too slimy or too clotted, not too fluid or gelatin-like. In other words, “It's Just Right”. Click here, DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Like any other entity, cum possesses many characteristics that contribute to its attractiveness. Cum can be white or grey, but can occasionally appear yellowish, some more clear and some more opaque. As far as the taste and smell, that depends on what that man has been eating. Now don’t go looking at cum sideways. Regardless if it’s an opaque slobber with the smell and taste of water or a clear thick & sticky with a taste so bold it induces a gag relax; if the cum is clean, healthy and STI free, its high quality semen in my opinion.

Do you have any other cum types you would like to identify? Which one is your favorite? Is there a such thing as wack cum? Could you tell a man that his cum was wack? How did you like the guest post?

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Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED

2011-12-09T02:51:00.000-05:00

Are You Wife Material or a Wifey happens to be my third most read post to date. Not only do women want to be successful in their careers, but ultimately they want to be boo'd up, to find a man, get married, have great sex and have beautiful children. The last post was said to be vague, and it left some readers more frustrated than they were before they read it. So how do you know you're a Wife-to-Be rather than just a Wifey? Well refer back to part one. But if you want to know what men look for in the women they choose to wife up, then read this Are You, Wife Material or aWifey? REVISITED, theSUNK's Top 20...

Independent, Interdependent, Dependent
Will you self-destruct if he’s not around for a day or two? Is your existence dependent upon him? Equally, do you shun his assistance? Can you take his help or do you want to be the man? Have you been doing for yourself for so long that you've forgot how to be taken care of? Answering yes to any of these questions isn't good. Men want a woman that is balanced, a woman that possesses her own interests, yet wants (rather than needs) her man to be around.

Party Girl
It's fine to go out every once in a while. But a man will never wife a chick that likes shaking her a$$ more than spending time at home. My Unc told me a long time ago that I would appreciate a woman that's a homebody...

Family Ailments
Men, like women, think about what hereditary issues their boo might have that can be passed to their children. If you have lupus, asthma, or glaucoma that runs through your family, that's something of importance. Even the small stuff like the men being short in your family could turn a man off, because they don't want to have short children.

Do You Make Sense
When you bring an issue to him about some discrepancy with a friend, family member, etc., does your argument sound coherent or do you just assume that he will always take your side? Can you be unbiased and admit when you are in the wrong or have jumped the gun? Or are you a woman that can't take being wrong and would rather be right than fair? Sometimes women would rather when the fight or verbal spat, than actually solve the problem that they are arguing about.

Worst Day
On your worst day, that includes no make-up, no weave/recent do, and even when you're not feeling yourself, How do you look? Men often can be turned on or turned off by the after sex you. More than 60% of the time in marriage you won't be all dolled up. On those days, men decide if they are still as attracted to you as they were the first time they saw you.

Problem Solving; Handle Adversity: Step In
When you're stressed out, how do you handle it? Do you panic? Do you remain calm? Do you have a breakdown? Men want to understand the load they will have to bear when it comes time to console you. The way you handle stress may impact your partner just as much as it impacts you. No one wants to end up with the worrier.

Forgiveness
No man wants a woman that is hard on forgiveness, yet no man wants a woman that is too forgiving. Men need a balance of backbone and leniency. If you make him pay for a mistake, don't continue to bring it up; that shows you haven't truly forgiven him. People make mistakes, but no man will stay with a woman that lets him turn mistakes into habits.

Conscience of Self and World; Volunteer
You don't have to be Angela Davis or some activist crime fighting soul sista, but please be aware of the social conditions around you. Please be aware that though it is hard being a Black woman, it might beeven a little tougher being a Black man. Be empathetic to his condition and hopefully he will reciprocate and understand your struggle. Men like bad b!tches, not selfish and heartless b!tches. Men pay close attention to how you treat others.

Nurture/Potential to Be a Mother
Does he respect you? Can he see you being the mother of his children? Potential husbands usually want to be fathers and they want a respectable woman to raise their children. A man’s weakness is a woman that is kind to every human being.

Get It, Spend It
When we first meet you and during the early dating stages, men do their homework and notice your spending habits. They're trying to figure out if you’re high maintenance and how much you may cost them in the long run. They are also trying to see if you are fair when it comes to spending habits, e.g.,“Sometimes I pay, sometimes you pay,” or some other method. A man will not wife a chick with bad spending habits, especially if he doesn't believe he can foot the bills. Money will ruin any good relationship.

Sexually Satisfy
Does he have sex with you because he likes you or because he likes sex with you? A man will have sex with the main woman in his life, not always because she's the best sexual partner, but sometimes out of convenience. In the back of his mind, however, he has already decided if you can either keep him satisfied for the rest of his life and quench his sexual appetite, or if you're just the next best thing to his hand.

Wit vs. Intelligence
You graduated from college with a 3.6 and you were in the top ten percent in your class, so you think you're hot sh!t...nope you're not. There's a difference between being intelligent and witty: intelligence gets you a job and wittiness gets you a husband. Wit is when you can jokingly tell your boyfriend to get his sh!t together without him feeling attacked. Wit is when you can talk slicker than he can and make him happy rather than just make him smile. Wit is the difference between a nagging girlfriend and a woman you don't want to disappoint.

Fitness and Appearance Management
Before a man gets married, he evaluates your ability to maintain your weight and appearance. So many marriages end because of looks. A man may become resentful toward his wife because she didn't maintain the image that hooked him in the first place. There is some wiggle room for children, work, etc., but men are visual creatures. Honestly, men fall off too but we're talking wife material.

Annoyance
Women are sometimes annoying, not in necessarily bad ways, but just "I wanna be up under my man" ways. There will be times that you guys will be in close quarters with one another and he’ll have to ask himself if he could do this without killing you. If he can endure this, most likely you're a keeper. If your innocent yet redundant questions don't bother him, then that man loves you...take my word for it.

True Friends
Regardless of the good sex or the other stuff, are you all genuinely good friends? Does he confide in you? Does he share his most intimate thoughts with you, without a fear of you being judgmental? Can you make your man laugh and forget about his worries? Making your man smile is just as important as making him cum.

Argue Fairly
At one point or another, men usually come to the understanding that they will never be able to out talk or out-argue a woman. As a woman, however, you should understand that sometimes it’s better to be loved than to be right. Every little thing isn't worth an all out verbal brawl. You should also know that you cannot tell a person who they are(liar, cheater, etc.), you can only tell them what they do.

Loyalty
A man wants a woman that is loyal. This is the predominant component of male-male friendships. Loyalty and honesty are the end all, be all of a relationship. Even if the two of you have children, he should come before them. Even in the Bible, God said "God first, spouse second, children third, and church last." The only thing that should be able to get between you and him should be clothes(when you're in public). <- or not. Lol

Overwhelm His Senses
The reason why men cheat is because we like variety. Become his variety, stay on top of your game. If he likes sexy black pumps, wear 'em. He likes that Lotus Flower Bomb sh!t, cop it. Take interest in and take heed of the things that he likes and loves. Know that man better than he knows himself. If his interests change, take notes. Study your man, but don't try to figure him out; just enjoy the subject.

Hope/Optimist/Support
Nothing may be more important than a woman who supports her man's endeavors(rational). A woman needs to be her man's cheerleader, just as he should be for her. If he has an idea, you should support him. If you all got divorced you would want half, so every effort in forwarding himself as a man, you both should go half.

Impress Them All- Moms, The Boys, Even the Ex's
What is the impression that you have on the people in his life? Their opinions will matter once he believes he has courted you enough in solitude. Can you gain his mother's trust? Can you make his boys laugh? Can you make his ex, you know, the one who doesn't want to leave the picture, respect you because even she can see that you're a good woman? Can you woo his boss and work family? He needs to know that you won't fold in these relationships and that you will be an asset rather than a person he has to defend every time you leave the room.

Was this list finally enough for you? Do you believe you can make that perfect man you have now wife you up or do you believe you are too far from his ideal? Do you understand us better? What did I say that you weren't aware of? Have you like theSUNK on FACEBOOK yet? Would you share this post with your friends?

I tried my best, I hope you appreciated it. Love ya'll! BE EASY but NOT THAT EASY. MUAH.

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And Other Coonery: Cupcakes, Stripper Poles, and Jay Walking

2011-12-07T17:16:00.000-05:00

Some days I just sit and think about what certain attitudes or things in popular culture symbolize to me. This is just one of those days where cupcakes shouted "individualism", stripper poles shrieked "black feminism" and jay-walking yelled "social deviance". Enjoy...

Cupcakes=Individualism

Cakes being divided into cupcakes symbolize more than just cute. Cupcakes with their own candles express one's own wants and desires. Individualism isn't an entirely bad thing, but like anything in excess it becomes a hindrance. Individualism is a threat to communal good, because of individual selfishness. Cupcakes represent people wanting their own individual cake. It seems as if people have forgotten how to share, how to cut pieces of a whole and spread it amongst one another. Individualism consumes society as a whole, and distorts the image of community.

Stripper Poles=Black Feminism

When did stripper poles begin to represent black female sexuality? Black women only wanting to be looked at and not touched, pampered but not cared for. Black women's sexuality is represented with a metal pole with random hands groping, swinging and manhandling it. The romance between black man and woman is as cold as the atmosphere in the strip club. Black men can only be taken seriously as tricks, only there for manipulation by the purple or pink clit that summons them. Have our penises only become sources of pleasure and abuse, for the black woman does not welcome our true companionship of conversation, laugh, giggles, and cuddling; somehow they believe we can't offer them that. They only crave our abuse of their insides-stomach, pussy and even anus. For it seems like they can find companionship in other women.

JayWalking=Social Deviance/Delinquents or Communal Appeal

Jay-Walking represents the F^ck You Mentality of our generation. This very quick, but paramount moment is just enough to satisfy a person's ego, it's a quick F^CK You to the driver, the person with a destination, the person with somewhere to go, the dominant in the situation. They smile and think...

"you can't hit me, I dare you, you gone wait while I take my time, I don't have anything to do, I'm mad that you do, where the f^ck you going anyway, f^ck you, I f^cking dare you to hit me..."

Think about it critically, What human being yet living creature would put itself in harms way? Can a 100, 200, or 300(watch out for the big girls)-pound person live after being hit by a 2-ton vehicle? "He11 naw, I can answer that for you". Conversely, this short f^ck you is worth their life, because they feel they have to appeal to authority. Have you ever noticed in a busy intersection how a mob can stop traffic and will? Because though the lone jay-walker is usually negative, this act as a group represents our salient solidarity...no matter how rare or minuscule it may seem. People will usually come together for a common incentive.

Are there certain things in your environment that tell you a story? Are you starting to understand why part of theSUNK.com 's description is "and other coonery? "And Other Coonery" reflects American culture and the coonish things displayed in it and my take or critical assessment of such things. Though the main things I talk about are sex and relationships, this site is much more than that...

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