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Stop Hating on 50 Shades of Grey!

Sunnymegatron — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 17:42:48 +0000

My fellow literary snobs, sex educators, kinksters & sex positive community members may be shocked to hear me say this: STOP HATING ON 50 SHADES OF GREY! Yep, you read that correctly. I’m defending 50 Shades of Grey. Whether you have read the book or not, there are a few things we need to get [...]

10 Things to Read After 50 Shades of Grey

Sunnymegatron — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:42:38 +0000

Maybe you really enjoyed 50 Shades and you want to know what you could read next. Here are some options. All of these are written to subjectify the female player- to give her life and let her fantasy really guide the book. Even if she is the submissive- the object of affection and intrigue, use and abuse, she is the window through which the story is told.

BDSM Without Sex?

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 22 May 2012 01:46:26 +0000

When we hear words like fetish, kink, BDSM or S&M we immediately think sex. BDSM is an acronym many in the mainstream consider synonymous with S&M. Technically it stands for bondage & discipline (BD), dominance & submission (DS) and sadism & masochism (SM). In other words-- whatever it is you like that’s kinky, whether on the giving or receiving end, is included in the all encompassing label of BDSM. This umbrella acronym covers more than being restrained, humiliated, spanked, acting as a slave or servant, etc. Kink preferences are as individual as those practicing them. For instance, some may like sensation play (anything from feathers, silk, massage oils to pain inflicted with various implements) while others might enjoy sensory deprivation (being blindfolded or having another one of the senses taken away). Just because someone is into something considered kinky, they don’t necessarily like everything BDSM signifies-- i.e. I love to give and receive spankings but that does not mean I’m also into humiliation role-play. BDSM’s appeal often isn’t about sexual sensation and gratification, it’s primary draw is the mental give and take (sometimes referred to as power exchange). This concept trips a lot of vanilla-leaning people up. In the media S&M clubs are referred to as “sex clubs” and professional dominatrices as “sex workers.” How can BDSM not include sex? In vanilla scenarios we often say “the biggest sexual organ is the brain.” Most of us have been in a romantic situation with someone who on the surface isn’t stereotypically attractive but we’re still drawn to them. Perhaps they’re funny, deep and thoughtful, or creative and intense. Whatever the point of attraction, it’s directly related to the mental connection you have with each other. Your romantic interest takes you on a cerebral rollercoaster ride so enjoyable you don’t want to get off. Often our most profound, satisfying relationships aren’t based on looks or sexual ability but on how the mental connection with that person makes us feel.

50 Shades of Grey Gift Set Giveaway!

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 19 May 2012 08:07:21 +0000

I’m giving away a 50 Shades of Grey gift package! Are you dying to read the book that has everyone talking? It seems everyone has an opinion about it— now you can judge for yourself! This gift package is valued at over $65 and includes E.L. James’ book 50 Shades of Grey, a pair of [...]

The Journey of Self Love – My Masturbation Story

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:22:30 +0000

May is National Masturbation Month! This article was written for and originally appeared in Lidia-Anain’s Sex Love Joy. During the entire month of May, Sex Love Joy will feature a collection of masturbation stories by various authors. Check back periodically for new writing. I’ve always masturbated A LOT. I was about 5 years [...]

Detroit’s Local 4 News Filming of BDSM Club Irresponsible Journalism

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:35:55 +0000

I just learned Detroit’s Local 4 News planted someone at a local BDSM Dungeon party and will broadcast images of the guests captured on a hidden camera on tonight’s 11pm news. The angle of the story is something to the effect of “OMG! Are there really crazy sex parties in our quiet suburban neighborhoods!?” The [...]

Talk about Birds, Bees and Disease with your Grandparents!

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 08 May 2012 13:43:19 +0000

Our parents and grandparents didn’t grow up learning about condoms in their high school and college health classes. After becoming single after loss of a spouse or divorce, many are hitting the dating pool for the first time in years. Contrary to popular belief, seniors have more interest in sex than we give them credit [...]

Vote for Weird Chicago Tours – Best of 2012 + Film Shoot Update

Sunnymegatron — Mon, 07 May 2012 05:52:09 +0000

As many of you know, I am a tour guide for Weird Chicago Tours. I host every type of tour offered at Weird Chicago — Serial Killer, Weird & Haunted, Devil & The White City, True Crime & Gangster, etc. On this site I am most known for hosting Weird Chicago Red Light District Sex Tours. The Sex Tours have become so [...]

Nothing Like a Soccer Mom DP’ed on National TV!

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 02 May 2012 04:48:52 +0000

This Liquid Plumr Deep Impact TV ad is hilarious! I am also thankful to see the portrayal of a seemingly realistic woman who not only digs sex but isn’t afraid to get her freak on. Hurray for MFM threesomes with hot plumbers! Whew! *fans self* I think I need my drain snaked and my [...]

Ellen’s 50 Shades of Grey + Bonus S&M Barbara Walters

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 01 May 2012 05:14:11 +0000

As if we need another reason to love Ellen. Ellen Reads from 50 Shades of Grey: Is it wrong that I can’t get the image of Ellen topping Barbara Walters out of my head? And that I find it kind of hot (someone photoshop me that!)? You did hear Barbara practically came out as [...]

Consensus: Grannies Hate Anal Sex!

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:42:20 +0000

This hilarious letter from a granny declaring to her college aged granddaughter “never do ANAL sex!” apparently wasn’t enough. Check out this latest video where 3 grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape. They don’t dig the butt sex either! This had me rolling on the floor! Please, no one tell my grandma I like [...]

Diary of a Sex Clown: Life Lessons from a Clown Fetishist

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 06:03:59 +0000

Upon meeting a prospective partner in a coffee shop or at the corner bar, they often become “Coffee Shop Hottie” or “Corner Bar Dude” in casual conversation amongst friends. When I first met the love of my life, my best friend and I secretly referred to him as “The Sex Clown.” We met on Fetlife. I was kinky, he was kinky. I saw photos of his most intimate moments and read about his dirtiest fantasies before I even knew him. That’s one thing I appreciate about dating within the fetish community— everything is out on the table which ensures better sexual compatibility. After we started dating I kept thinking “Ken is awesome, dare I say perfect! He’s kind, caring, smart, funny and successful. I get him, I like him a lot both in and out of bed. We’re into many of the same kinks— the spanking, choking, the fondness for oral and masturbation . . . but . . . I just don’t understand the clown thing!” After looking at his various online profiles, I learned Ken had an alter ego named Kreamy the Clown. Kreamy was a crass, dirty old man with no internal dialogue. He regularly appeared at fetish events, parties and performed as an opening act for the Smashing Pumpkins last show. One of his big draws was teaching classes in Balloon Bondage. Kreamy seemed like a pretty credible clown, as far as clowns and their credibility go. I also discovered Kreamy had an even darker side. He liked to do filthy, filthy, hot things to beautiful, frightened ladies. Confused but intrigued, I said to my best friend, “So Ken’s a sex clown!? I don’t get it. How exactly do you have clown sex? Does make-up get smeared all over your thighs? If a clown cums in your mouth does it taste funny?” She just shrugged her shoulders and giggled. Ken seemed so normal . . . but everything I had ever heard about clown fetish made it sound so abnormal. Something did not compute. One of my kinks is trying new things. I’ll try almost anything once just to give it a whirl. Sometimes you can’t fully understand why a certain fetish appeals to someone until you try it yourself. I love getting into people’s heads and figuring out what makes them tick sexually. The psychological aspect of BDSM is a massive turn-on for me. I didn’t know how to approach the subject of clown fetish with Ken. How do I bring it up without appearing judgmental or insulting? I simply wanted to know more so I could understand it. On our first date I took a deep breath and blurted out, “Soooo . . . uh . . . what’s with this clown thing? I don’t get it.”

Navigating Consent & Setting Sexual Boundaries: Yes/No/Maybe List

Sunnymegatron — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:38:33 +0000

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. It’s a topic I am very passionate about. I devoted a lot of time this month to speaking and teaching about sexual consent. In my Sexual Consent Workshops we learn about consent in the context of various relationships like a hook-up, dating, marriage/domestic partnership, a swinging encounter or a [...]

How to Give Prostate Massage: Instructional Videos

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:45:30 +0000

My partner, Ken, and I have been conducting a bit of research on prostate milking. You know, intense hands on research strictly for SCIENCE! Below are a few instructional videos on prostate massage we found helpful. In the first, Jennah Adams shows you how to milk the prostate with a gloved finger. In the second [...]

Choosing Your First Sex Toy

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 05:27:59 +0000

There are a few things you may want to ask yourself before you buy your very first sex toy. For starters, you need to determine if you prefer vaginal penetration or clitoral stimulation. Being your first toy, what if you aren’t exactly sure? The toy I most often recommend to first time sex toy buyers [...]

G-spot Stimulation Instructional Video

Sunnymegatron — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 07:20:44 +0000

This is a wonderful video on how to stimulate the g-spot I have been referring people to for years. You can find clips of the video on various sites but this link has the full 30 plus minute instructional video. Warning, although this is an instructional video, the clip is housed on a porn [...]

Hitachi Magic Wand vs. Wahl Massager + Vibrator Giveaway!

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:24:41 +0000

Watch my video to find out which massager I like better and why. And don’t forget to enter to win a Wahl Electric Massager of your very own! Use the widget down below to enter! You can even submit multiple entries on a daily basis! a Rafflecopter giveaway &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href=”http://rafl.es/enable-js”&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;You need javascript enabled to [...]

We’re Teaching Sex Ed Classes at Taboo Tabou!

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:54:32 +0000

I’m happy to announce two of Chicago’s most informative and notorious sex educators are teaching a monthly adult sex-ed series at Taboo Tabou in Chicago! Of course, that’s me and partner, Ken Melvoin-Berg! ZAP! Electric Play is the first in the series. It will take place on Wednesday, March 7th from 7-9pm. We do expect [...]

My Perfect Vagina is 8 Miles Wide

Sunnymegatron — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:14:48 +0000

I was recently asked to articulate my opinion on cosmetic vaginal surgery, mainly labiaplasty. I promptly re-watched the film linked above, The Perfect Vagina by Heather Leach and Lisa Rogers. I originally saw the film about a year ago. I couldn’t remember all the details from the movie but I did remember it left me confused [...]

We’re Teaching an Electrosex Class in LA!

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:08:00 +0000

I’m making my way to L.A.once again to help out partner, Ken Melvoin-Berg, teach ZAP! Electric Toy Play on Saturday, February 18th, 2012 at Stockroom University! Ken and I are both electricity nuts! From violet wands, to neon wands, to TENS units and more, we can’t get enough. During this class we’ll take a look [...]

Put it Between My Breasts: My Mother’s Day Story

Sunnymegatron — Mon, 09 May 2011 03:31:26 +0000

When I was about 7 years old I accidentally heard my mother having sex. I stayed quiet as not to be discovered but had to keep listening out of sheer curiosity. At one point I heard her say in a whispery, trying-too-hard, bedroom voice “put it . . . between my . . . breaasssttts!”

Off to Play in Sunny LA!

Sunnymegatron — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:54:58 +0000

Exciting news! Ken Melvoin-Berg and I have a jam packed weekend head of us. We’re going to sunny L.A.! What are we going to be doing there, you ask? Lots of sexy stuff! On Saturday April 9th , Ken and I are teaching a 3 hour extended Networking for Kinky People class at Stockroom [...]

Stand Up – To Homophobic Bullying

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:44:45 +0000

This PSA from Stand up! is of the best anti-bullying videos I’ve seen. It made me cry, damn it! Really, everyone NEEDS to see this. Show your friends, show your kids. We need this happening in every school. Related Posts:Stop Hating on 50 Shades of Grey! 10 Things to Read After [...]

My Penis and Everyone Else’s

Sunnymegatron — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:45:59 +0000

I love Lawrence Barraclough and I don’t care if he has a teeny weenie peener. Besides, size doesn’t matter. Well, yes it does. Well . . . no, it doesn’t really. Okay, maybe a little bit. No? What’s the right answer!? This is a must see documentary for men and women alike. In My Penis [...]

This one time, at Chess Club . . . I put a Bishop in my #@$$&!

Sunnymegatron — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:04:17 +0000

A vibrating chess set? Check Mate! This is awesome. This is just another reason I need to be rich (did you see the $10k price tag?!). Offered exclusively by high end naughty shop, Kiki de Montparnasse, each piece is made of medical grade silicone and boasts gold plate accents. A chess board made of dildos. Necessary? Absolutely not. [...]

Direct Assistance for People in Sendai, Japan

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:23:56 +0000

I’m breaking from my usual format to ask for your help. By now you’ve all heard about the horrors the people Japan are facing in the wake of the recent earthquakes, tsunami and nuclear scare. Thousands have been left homeless and large portions of Japan stand in ruin. Ken Melvoin-Berg (from Weird Chicago Tours and [...]

HPV Panic Commencing in 3. . .2. . .1

Sunnymegatron — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 16:22:39 +0000

Most folks I know in my age group or younger are adamant about safe sex. We pride ourselves on the precautions we take for sexual safety. Those of us 40 and under grew up during the dawning of HIV/AIDS. We know how important condoms are and we would never dream of engaging in unprotected intercourse. [...]

All I Know About the G-Spot I Learned From My Fucksaw

Sunnymegatron — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 04:19:06 +0000

It seems fitting my first sexy product review be on The Stockroom’s Fuck Saw. Little did I know the awesome Christmas gift Ken bought me would become THE fucksaw heard around the world. Back before my fucksaw was thrust into the spotlight (yes, this post will be full of groan-worthy fucksaw puns), it was my [...]

Northwestern Fucksaw: Has The New Sexual Revolution Just Begun?

Sunnymegatron — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:02:32 +0000

I continue to be bombarded with countless untruths about what occurred during our lecture on February 21st, 2011 at Northwestern University. It has turned into a global game of telephone. The story has become so distorted and plucked out of context that it no longer resembles the reality of what happened that day. But that’s not the point of this [...]

Jim Marcus Responds to Sun-Times re: Northwestern Fucksawgate

Sunnymegatron — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:27:57 +0000

Neil Steinberg, of the Chicago Sun-Times published an editorial regarding Northwestern University Fucksawgate last night. Jim Marcus e-mailed the response below to Neil but is unsure if it will be published in its entirety. There’s a good chance it won’t be published at all. Unfortunately, the four of us have learned the hard way over the [...]