tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50573687634377438522025-05-11T23:11:34.608-07:00Super Dark MatterSuperDarkMatterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05469617608991716427noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5057368763437743852.post-9444475392599221342010-10-07T19:55:00.000-07:002010-10-07T19:55:14.591-07:00IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR CUTE ANIMAL SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME...AND RUSSIAN!So I decided that this blog will be no one trick pony. I'm going to rise to the top of the blogging world but to accomplish this goal I will need more than pictures of cute animals. I know that sounds ridiculous because its just so perfect, but I need something else, a different angle, a bit of pizazz!<br />
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I'm going to teach you some Russian.<br />
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Now whenever you wake up cold, alone, ass hurting, in the middle of an abandoned Russian nuclear plant; you will THANK GOD that you subscribed to this blog. Lets begin.<br />
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Now the way this is going to work is I'm not going to try and teach you the alphabet because thats too boring and confusing. Your in an abandoned nuclear plant naked with your ass hurting in the middle of nowhere Russia, you have a lot of questions to ask not spelling tests to take. So I'm just going to write the word and the pronunciation...and whatever else I feel like. HERE WE GO.<br />
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Hello - ZDrastvuyteyeh.<br />
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Mind fucking isnt it. Remember when you are pronouncing this word that the Z and D should flow together as one. No pause. The best way I can explain this is you begin saying the 'Zuh' but then say a D instead. You'll figure it out. I trust you.<br />
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This is the formal hello in Russian, its respectful and professional and polite. If you greet people this way, they will be more inclined to maybe get you some clothes and call the police to help your crazy naked ass.<br />
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A shorter version of this word is used informally, such as amongst friends. But you probably have no friends in Russia unless they woke up in the same predicament. Either way<br />
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Informal Hello - ZDrastvee.<br />
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MUCH EASIER.<br />
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And now without further ado, CUTE ANIMAL SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">NONE OF THESE PHOTOS BELONG TO ME. ENJOY YOUR DAY.</div>SuperDarkMatterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05469617608991716427noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5057368763437743852.post-59341002650691237412010-10-06T20:49:00.000-07:002010-10-06T20:49:31.682-07:00Welcome to my Blog, Cute Animal Happy Fun Time.Hello all and thank you for coming to my fantastic blog that I have worked very hard on making. It all started about 5 minutes ago, I thought to myself, "WHAT DO THE PEOPLE WANT? How can I make a difference in peoples lives? How can I better humanity through a blog?".<br />
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It hit me like a ton of bricks.<br />
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Cute.<br />
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Animal.<br />
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Happy fun time.<br />
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Please enjoy.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I hope your day is brightened by these cute animals. I might make this blog about something else but I dont know if I can think about anything better than this. I will try to post 5 animals a day, I dont own any of the pictures though. HAVE A NICE DAY.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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