Super Future Friends

episode 38 - Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen 72

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 18:04:47 PDT

Hi,back from a long hiatus with a terrible issue for you to enjoy!

Writer: Jerry Siegel

Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

Music used in the intro/outro is Mikky Ekko - Who Are You Really?

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Right-Click and Save As to Download -Super Future Friends - Episode 38 Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #72

Some Stats:

Abominations: A million.

Excessive Misuse of the Time Stream? Yes.

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

Other things!!

★Minor Acts of Heroism #4 on sale now!★
★Visit us at Anime Expo at the Shark Robot Booth!★
★Hear Adriana on Critical Hit! (rss/itunes)★

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen
Appendix

episode 37 - Adventure Comics 312

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:46:25 PDT

Hi all! We return, and what a great episode to return with! The Super-Sacrifice of the Legionnaires!

Writer: Henry Boltinoff/ Edmond Hamilton

Penciller: Henry Boltinoff John Forte George Papp

Music used in the intro/outro is Outkast - Dyin' To Live

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Right-Click and Save As to Download -Super Future Friends - Episode 37 Adventure Comics 312

Some Stats:

Statues? Nope!

Tunneling? Nope!

Excessive Murder of a Robot? Yes!

Surprising amount of spoilers on cover and throughout? Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen
Appendix

#not a scientist

#really not a scientist

episode 36 - Adventure Comics 311

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 14:29:20 PST

Hi A new episode! Yay! A two part story, during which we lose the will to live! Huzzah! This one features the Legion of Substitute Heroes!

Writer: Edmond Hamilton

Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Scissor Sisters - Fire with Fire

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:

Statues? Indeed!

Tunneling? Yep.

Nonsense Usage of Technology: Turned up to 11.

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen
Appendix

episode 35 - Adventure Comics 310

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 13:01:12 PDT

We return! After our great hiatus of 2011! Thanks for sticking with us, guys!! We love you!

Writer: Edmund Hamilton

Penciller: John Forte

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Trophies? Yes

Statues? Stone heads count!

Tunneling? Verily.

Ceremonies? Yes!

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

Other things!!

★Hear Us Dish on The Legion of the New DC 52!★

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen
Appendix

episode 34 - Adventure Comics 309

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 21:26:45 PDT

Hi again! Back with another episode! This issue: some gangster has figured out Superboy's secret identity! What will he do?! WHATEVER HE WANTS, APPARENTLY!

Writer: Writer McWritington

Penciller: George Papp? Curt Swan?

Music used in the intro/outro is The Bravery - No Brakes

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:

Statues? Indeed!

Tunneling? A tunnel, yes.

Excessive Misuse of the Time Stream? Whoo, boy.

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

Other things!!

★Check out Definitive Geek!★

★The prize for the Major Spoilers Twitter Pitch contest!★

★Minor Acts of Heroism #1 on sale now!★

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 33 - Adventure Comics 309

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:17:24 PDT

We return! Stronger than ever!! Sorry for the delay guys! And thanks for all the sweet words of encouragement and anticipation!

This issue features a bunch of crazy looking animals!! And a dude in a fur diaper! AWESOME!

EDIT: somehow the file only uploaded 15 minutes??! But it should be fixed now! If you're confused and from iTunes, dl it from here. Sorry kids.

Check out our guest appearance on:
★ Major Spoilers, episode #104! ★

Also, we made a new web comic:
★::Minor Acts of Heroism::★
Printed version a-comin'!
★Super Future Friends will be at Jet City Comic Show!!★
Sept 25th, Artist Alley Tables AA33 and AA34!!!
(shameless plugging over now)

Writer: Edmond Hamilton

Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Annie - Annimal

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? No! *GASP* But we do get a nifty diagram of the universe with their little heads on it.

Tunneling? A tunnel appears, and arguably Earthquake Thing makes them (at least it makes canyons).

Possible Murder? Yes!

Horrible Monsters? Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 32 - Adventure Comics 308

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sun, 02 May 2010 19:13:23 PDT

Hi again! Back with another episode! This issue, the Return of Lightning Lad??! REALLY?!! And he's powerless?? REALLY??!

The bromance-a-meter is over 9,000!

Writer: Edmond Hamilton

Penciller: John Forte

Shameless Self-Promotion!

♥S.T.O.P. #01 now available from IndyPlanet.com!♥

Music used in the intro/outro is The Avalanches - Electricity

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:

Statues? No!

Tunneling? None!

Excessive use of Force? Yes!

Continuity Errors? RAMPANT?!

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 31 - Adventure Comics 307

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:53:11 PDT

Hi again! Back with another episode! This time featuring a new, mysterious member!! This issue was actually really coherent, we were delightfully surprised!

Loving shoutouts to Avengers Assemble! And Comic Geek Speak! (I, Adriana, got a really sweet CGS shirt from them at Emerald City!

Thanks to everyone that supported us and dropped by our table at Emerald City! We love you! Come see us again at Jet City Comic Show in September!

Writer: Edmond Hamilton
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Tom Lehrer - The Elements

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes, made of SILVER!
Tunneling? None!
Misuse of Powers? No, actually, a very constructive use of powers by an entire race of people!

A Mystery You Could Not Possibly Solve? Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 30 - Adventure Comics 306

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:50:04 PST

Hi again! We're back with another episode of amazingness! This one features the first appearance of the Legion of Substitute Heroes! How do they stack up against the regular Legion in cruelty?! The results would surprise you!

Writer: Edmond Hamilton
Penciller: John Forte

Join The Legion Ring Postcard Drive!!!

Special Super Future Friends postcard for you to print and use:
♥front/back♥

Shameless Self-Promotion!
♥Read/Pre-order Our Comic, S.T.O.P.!♥
And Come Visit Us at Emerald City Comic Con Artist Alley! (Table C-03)

Music used in the intro/outro is Aimee Mann - Nothing is Good Enough

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes. AN ENTIRE STREET FULL
Tunneling? Yes!
Questionable Legion Decisions? Questionable admission policies!
Murder? Oh. My. God.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 29 - Adventure Comics 305 pt II

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:58:19 PST

Hi again! We return from our hiatus! Behold our works! This story also took place in Adventure Comics 305! (hence the pt II)

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is The Cardigans - Marvel Hill

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes!
Tunneling? We can assume tunneling took place off panel.

Tryout Issue? Yes

Insane Initiations? YES
Misuse of Science? Yes

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 28 - Adventure Comics 305

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:15:50 PST

Hi again! We're back after a long hiatus! In this issue, not very much Legion at all! But it still counts! This issue lets us know that back in the day, if your child wasn't popular, you weren't expected to love them! Learn of the bizarre zoning practices of Smallville and more!

Here's a link to the Interlac APA. Also, I mentioned that I thought "The Man from Laredo" was a real movie, I was thinking of "The Man from Laramie"

Writer: No clue!
Penciller: George Pap?

Inker: Mr Someone-or-other!

Music used in the intro/outro is Beck - Loser

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes, one made of scrap metal.
Tunneling? No.
Smallville is the worst place on Earth? Yes.
Robot murder? Very close but no.

Animal Abuse? One gorilla punched in the face.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 27 - Adventure Comics 304

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:14:11 PDT

Hi again! The issue you've all been waiting for! This one's full of many amazing things! Don't click for the images until you're done listening, we don't want to ruin it for you!

Also, we guested on Two True Freaks' Back to the Bins! And it'd be Episode 19!! Keep your ears open to hear our voices invade again at a later date!

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte
Inker: Inker McInkystein

Music used in the intro/outro is Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes!
Robot Murder? Yes!
Insanely Huge and Overly-Complicated Machine That Will Only Be Used Once? Yes, TWO!
Super Assumptions? Yes!
Other Questionable Murders? YES!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

I just want you to see this and stare at the walls and seating arrangements. That clubhouse is driving me insane.

episode 26 - Action Comics 298

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:38:33 PDT

Hey guys! Back from SDCC with a new episode! This time the plot is barely coherent, hooray! This episode has Phantom Zone people in it, which made me think Mon-el would be in it but then he wasn't. My life lost a little meaning. We recorded this when it was very very hot out and to keep the recording clean we had to shut windows and turn off fans so the management apologizes for any delirious rambling caused by the sweltering heat. We want to remind you not to miss next episode, it's a very important legion story!

Writer: Leo Dorfman
Penciller: Jim Mooney

Music used in the intro/outro is Rufus Wainwright - Little Sister

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes, one.
Tunneling? No.
Misuse of Tech? Yes, helmet that creates whatever you want is used to make pink spider.
Robot Death? Yes, four.
L-L usage? on Luthor's stupid chest insignia.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

Here, you stare at this and then try to describe it to someone verbally.

episode 25 - Adventure Comics 303

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:07:16 PDT

Hey all! We're back with another amazing episode! This one is Legiony to the max with sad Lightning Lads, spies, and a new Legionnaire, Matter Eater Lad! And look, now http://superfuturefriends.com leads here!

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Interpol - Slow Hands

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Tunneling? IMPLIED, STILL COUNTS.
Bizarre Clubhouse Trappings? Yes, several unwieldy pieces of equipment and hallways with bars to...keep people inside..?
Way Cooler Things that Happen Off Panel? Yes, several.
Cosmic Boy has Embarrassing Plans?: Yes, unnecessary cross-dressing and use of silly helmets.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 24 - Adventure Comics 302

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:34:07 PDT

Hi again! This episode is an actual "Tale of the Legion Of Super-heroes".

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is Placebo - Battle for the Sun

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Super Future Friends - Episode 24 Adventure Comics 302

Some Stats:
Statues? Yes. A giant one. That is badly supported. And a small statuette that you must take with you when you're kicked out.
Abuse of the Time Stream? Yes
Misuse of Advanced Automatons? Yes.
Pete Ross is their Bestest Friend? In the whole wide world.
Not-So-Future Tech: One clock radio.
Tobacco usage: One slowly dying scientist.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

episode 23 - Superman 157

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:51:17 PDT

Hi again! I (Adriana) have recovered from my ebola-swine-bird-flu! The long wait is over! And don't worry, we have a really amazing... oh. Wait, we're being told this issue is horrible. The Legion is BARELY in it. And it is the summation of all our "L. L." sadness. This might be the Worst Episode Ever!

Here's that picture I mentioned that is basically an illustration from one of our previous episodes where we discussed the "complexities" of Smallville.

Edit- Jesus! the episode uploaded was all messed up, thanks to trevor for telling us! Fixed. I will warn you that the sound is still weird sounding, we are going to sit down and figure out what the problem is!! With...sitting.

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

Music used in the intro/outro is Kylie Minogue - Celebration (sorry)

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statues? Yes. MADE OF DIAMOND.
Tunneling? Yes.
Misuse of Powers? Out of control Lightning used in lieu of flash bulbs
Superman defeated by annoying friends? Yes: Jimmy, Lois, and Lana. I'd even say Perry was kind of a dick in this too.
L-L usage? Off the charts. We don't have equipment strong enough to measure these L. L.'s!!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

if anyone has any idea what they're doing here, please tell us!

episode 22 - Adventure Comics 301

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:30:08 PDT

Hi again! Stronger than ever, we return! This time with the Secret Origin of Bouncing Boy!! A fan favorite even if he's one of our least favorites. Also in this issue is a story about Clark Kent and Lex Luthor... as cell-mates. I shit you not. Some really nice art is in that too, I might do a side-post about it some time. This is also a tryout issue and the first appearance of Storm Boy!

And yes, it's "starscream", not "starscreamer". We forgot to talk about it, but we included a scan of the amazing letters column from this issue that features the editor picking on a fat child (mixed messages much??) and someone whining that Bizarros rock harder than Legion. I will find you, Wendell Evans of Boston Mass. I will find you and fight you.

Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: John Forte

Music used in the intro/outro is sugarcult - bouncing off the walls

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Statuettes? Yes.
Complicated Machine That Has One Really Stupid Purpose? Yes (extra points for combining machine with statuary)
Cosmic Boy is Easily Swayed? Yes.
Robot Death? Yes. ("metal monster" counts)
Legionnaire Douchebaggery: 7 out of 10 dodgeballs
Use of "Hip Slang": Yes!

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

Appendix

I think I love Mort Weisinger for his blatant mockery of small children. also note the mention of "bits of legionnaire business" which i think we'll talk more about later.

episode 21 - Superboy 100

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:19:35 PDT

Hey, Super Future Listeners! Another exciting adventure! Except not really! Hahaha, horrible Pete Ross issue! The sound on this episode sucks, the management sincerely apologizes. I have no idea what happened there, I'm actually worried I destroyed the mic somehow with my brutish hands. We're not supposed to sound like shrieking horrors in the night. In this episode, listen as we're attacked by massive insects and car sounds!

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Coleman
Penciller: George Papp

Music used in the intro/outro is The Carpenters - (They Long to Be) Close to You

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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Some Stats:
Tunnels? YES!
Inappropriate Usage of "choke", "groan", etc: Yes.
Pete Ross is Terrifying? Yes.
Ignorance of Global Warming: Astounding.
The Kents Are Befuddled Old People? Yes.
Robot Death? No, but one is damaged.

You can comment here with feedback or email us at superfuturefriends@gmail.com

-adriana and kristen

As a bonus, here's a link to a summary of Pete's first appearance, I didn't want to clutter up our Legion purity with a Pete Ross post so I popped it onto my blog.

-Pete Ross's Terrifying First Appearance.

Also, if you want to buy Legion Of Super-Heroes Toys, check out Matty Collector on May 15th.

Appendix

this is the same panel with the actual text. I was going to post comparable "beware child molester" images but...they upset me and I don't want to post them!!

Superboy #100 Bonus Maps!

click for a Map of Krypton. I love those LEGO looking robots.

click for the routes taken by the super-family!

episode 20 - Superman 156

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:55:32 PDT

Hi again! Another non-archive issue! In this issue, the Death of Superman! What, you thought that happened in the 90s?! How little you know! Don't worry, your Super Future Friends are on the case! BEWARE! This one runs really long, 70 mins! It's a really long story!

Writer: Edmond Hamilton
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

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Some Stats:
Tunneling? YES!
Clark glossing over responsibility for Mon-el predicament: YES
Ignorance of Global Warming: Balmy 100s
Number of Times We Say "cute": Over 9,000
Bizarre Superpower You Didn't Know Superman Had: Yes, "Total Memory"
LL's?: Like a million.

Music used in the intro/outro is Goldfrapp - Crystalline Green

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

click for bigness. this is the closest image I could find to illustrate the similarity to the last station of the cross. These are your Super Future Friends fulfilling our yearly educational quota.

the face of superemo

BATMAN IN MY LEGION ISSUES!!! dreams = fulfilled!

episode 19 - Adventure Comics 300

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:17:21 PDT

Hi again! This issue, if you can't tell by the cover, Mon-el joins the Legion! Finally, an issue that's Legion to the extreme!

it has since come to our attention that you can see an infection with an x-ray. but we still maintain that superboy would have no idea what a chest infection looks like. superboy has the same doctorate that Doctor Barbie does: a fake one.

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Al Plastino and John Forte

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Some Stats:
Statuettes? YES
Tunneling? Twice(!!!)
Clark not mentioning responsibility for Mon-el predicament: about 50 times
Sun Boy Dickness Level: Class O Sun
Horrific Robot Deaths: Two
Jobs that Superboy Thinks He is Qualified For (but isn't): 1) Doctor 2) Robot Mechanic

Music used in the intro/outro is Offspring - Cool to Hate

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

the promised diagram of what the clubhouse's layout must be. click for bigness.

this one also illustrates "surprise ass patting faces"

click for bigness

Podcast Alley feed {pca-1f13e3477c868fda9d7cd5561f678aa6} (ignore this ._.; -the managementors)

episode 18 - Superman 155

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:59:18 PDT

Hi again! BACK IN BLACK. SORT OF!
Ok. So, I promised a link to my SuperFuture list that I'm using. Probably the best resource out there is this website from Jo and Teri-Anne Sanning. We're very indebted to their laudable and feverish feat of nerdery, so I'll link them up on the side.

Writer: Jerry Seigel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

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Some Stats:
Convoluted Super-plan? Yes
Homoeroticism Level? 7 out of 10 Tiny Green Wrestling Undies
Super Pets? Yes (One)
Bizarre Costuming? Oh hell yes.
Abuse of Time Travel? Gross misuse foretold.

Music used in the intro/outro is N.E.R.D - Rock star

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

clickable

episode 17 - Action Comics 290

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:19:20 PDT

Hi again! Sorry for the delay, kristen and adriana are hard at work on their other project. This issue features Supergirl's boyfriends. Except the hot green nerdy one :/! Whatever, Supergirl! Whatever!

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Jim Mooney

Of course, you should all watch the Smallville Legion episode. Unfortunately, it seems to have been purged from the internet. I don't recommend watching it on the cw site since it broke my browser but if you want to try... I also highly recommend any highly illegal methods.

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Some Stats:
Statuary?: oh hells yes. DOLLS, even!
Homoeroticism Level: 9 out of 10 super-merman boys
Gross Misuse of Time Travel Technology: 10 out of 10 time bubbles

Music used in the intro/outro is Scissor Sisters - Kiss You Off

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

click for the bigger version. we don't even have a caption for this. it's that amazing.

episode 16 - Superboy 98

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:21:07 PDT

Hi guys! This episode features the first appearance of Ultra Boy! And the first appearance of Marla! this episode is pretty long for some reason!! I guess you could say it's ULTRA LONG.

CROSSOVER WARNING!!!
Last week we guested on the very excellent podcast over at Major Spoilers. Me and Kristen got to talk and giggle excitedly on their Legion-themed episode, "We Are Legion!". (not to be confused with the title of adriana's sketchbook! nerd minds think alike).

Really fun! Might be seeing more of these crossovers in the future. Gardner, I'm looking at you with my internet eyes. It's only a matter of time before we conquer the internet.

The opening music usually has something to do with the content. You wouldn't believe how few songs there are with the word "ultra" in them. I ended up on Ok Go's "Invincible" instead, to save you from Kylie Minogue's "It's In Your Eyes".

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

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Very Scientific Stats:
Statuary?: SOMEHOW YES
Super Assumptions: SEVERAL
Lana Lang Bitchiness: an impressive 7 out of 10 hair ribbons, considering she's there for like 1 page and most of her words are bitchy.
Super Pets: 1 (Krypto)
Number of times we say "awesome": 46,023

Music used in the intro/outro is Ok Go - Invincible

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

episode 15 - Action Comics 289

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:22:33 PDT

Hi again! FINALLY! The SUPER COURTSHIP! This story lives in infamy!!! Sorry about the slow posting, guys, Adriana's voice went out of commission (listen to the gross sniffles! IN STEREO!!), and Kristen went on her honeymoon (like that's important). tune in next time for ultra boy!

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Curt Swan

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Some stats!!
Statuary? HELL YES
Tunneling? Definitely!
Time Stream Type: Rainbow Version
Supergirl's obsession with Superman Level? Red Alert!!
Absolute Disregard for the Time Stream Level: 8 out of 10 post-it notes.
How Many Times Adriana Says She Doesn't Care about Historical Inaccuracies But Really Does: 70

Music used in the intro/outro is The Cardigans - Lovefool

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

Appendix

BEAST OF DOOM! .....the unicorn~

there is something great happening in every single panel of this page.

episode 14 - Superman 152

superfuturefriends@gmail.com (Kristen Van Dam and Adriana Ferguson) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:19 PDT

Hahaha in case you haven't noticed, I try to correlate the music to issue thematically. This is NOT the issue we were planning on. UGHGHGH! Another one cropped up, my (Adriana's) bad. But seriously, next time! This one's still pretty amazing and is a true triumph in the art of hazing teenagers from the future. Kristen is going on her honeymoon so we're going to record a bunch at a time beforehand so we can slowly release them in her absence.

Editor: Mort Weisinger
Writer: Jerry Siegel
Penciller: Curt Swan
Inker: George Klein

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Super Future Friends Episode 14 Superman 152

Some Stats
Statuary? Oh hell yes, 8 in total.
Robots With Possible Souls? 4
Legion Hazing Rating: 8 out of 10 Time Bubbles

Music used in the intro/outro is Nine Inch Nails - Meet Your Master

==This podcast contains explicit content... and by that we mean foul language. lots.==

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