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The Most Infamous Casino Heists

Acadia — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:00:06 +0000

Hollywood movies may show Casino heists and stings to be loads of fun, complete with endless smart dialogue and crowds of good looking people in suits pulling off daredevil and highly unrealistic inside jobs. The reality, you won’t be surprised to hear, is rather different! There’s definitely fewer explosives, fewer heartthrobs dressed like, well, movie stars, and [...]

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YouTuesday-Drunk Driving Ad That Doesn’t Have Anything to Do With Drunk Driving

Cornmeal — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000

It’s not a stretch for commercials to not have anything to do with the product they are advertising. It happens all the time, and seems to peak on Super Bowl Sunday. The thing that makes this commercial stand out, to me, is that what happens to these dudes is real. These poor guys seemed to [...]

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Man of Steel – A Review

Acadia — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:00:52 +0000

Let me get one thing straight right away: I liked Man of Steel, and while there are a few serious flaws in the movie, I can definitely recommend it. I’ve had a lot of discussions where the plot holes are uncovered, and some more serious discussion about things in the movie people are just MAD about. [...]

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Bikini Sunday – Tricia Helfer

Princess Peach — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:21:25 +0000

These last couple of weeks I’ve been rewatching Battlestar Galactica (what can I say, I’m a glutton for punishment), so I thought it only fitting to feature Number Six aka Tricia Helfer this week. Tricia is a Canadian actress that’s been in a bunch of stuff but will still always be remembered as that hot Cylon from BSG. [...]

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Friday Nineties – Freaknasty – Da Dip

Acadia — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:00:16 +0000

If you have to be a one hit wonder, it makes a LOT of sense to try to get one that can be played perpetually at weddings. I don’t know who the original composer of the Chicken Dance is but I am sure he is pretty satisfied in heaven or whatever because that thing gets [...]

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PS4 & Xbox One at E3: Quick and Dirty

Cornmeal — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:44:31 +0000

You may remember that I wrote a pretty long piece on the Xbox One reveal a couple weeks ago. While it was pretty therapeutic to write it and get all my thoughts out, due to Acadia bumbling about and unplugging all the wires he could find backstage here at the Gallery, I have no way [...]

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Bats Use Blood for Tongue Erections

Eva Halloween — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:44:51 +0000

I’m not really sure I need to add anything to this post, since it already has the best title in the history of the Gallery, but since Acadia stole that joke last week, I guess I’ll go with, “Holy hell, have you ever seen how a bat’s tongue works?” “High-speed video footage has revealed that [...]

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Hey Jaime Pressly – Stop Doing Normal Things

Acadia — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:00:48 +0000

The actress above is Gallery favorite Jaime Pressly. You might know her as the hick from My Name is Earl or the hick from Joe Dirt. Strange, she never seems to play a scientist or a 19th century author. But be that as it may, apparently when she isn’t getting picked up for drunk driving [...]

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How to name yourself for MTV

Sangfroid — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:00:29 +0000

Acadia is trying to drag me onto Google + so I’ve been trying to figure out a name to use. See they’ve got a policy that you have to use your real name so none of my incomprehensible internet psueds are allowable. (Acadia apparently threatened them with a Batarang so he’s a “personality”) It all [...]

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Hidden Talents: Crochet Super Hero Snails

Acadia — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:00:18 +0000

I don’t crochet. And these crocheted super hero snails probably won’t make me start. But Crochet All the Things! does and I think I would probably buy the Batman one. Not Green Lantern, though. He’s the worst. And making The Flash into a snail is a funny choice. But then again, I don’t want to [...]

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