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		<title>Lebron Not to New York? And More Lebron Lameness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lebron James]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Salary Caps]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two NBA stories were all over the place yesterday.
1. Lebron James got dunked on by some college kid at Lebron&#8217;s summer hoops camp. The King was embarrassed enough by this that he decided to say, fuck it, let me grab those video tapes, yo? Seriously. He confiscated the videotapes of a couple guys who filmed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They’re Making a Movie from What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awful movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saturday night live]]></category>

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Saturday Night Live&#8217;s MacGruber is about to explode on the big screen. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Will Forte&#8217;s recurring sketch parody about an easily distracted MacGyver-type has Ryan Phillippe and Val Kilmer in its sights for a full-length adaptation.
Uh, seriously?
Was someone really sitting around a room asking, &#8220;Hey, why not make a movie out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE NEWS?!?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael jackson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=5435</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because, they are arguing in Iowa about building a BUTTER sculpture for him.
I don&#8217;t know how you sculpt butter, I assume a lot like ice, but with more heart disease. So, basically, someone clearly got the idea to butter the man up and maybe get an appearance out of Al Sharpton or Magic Johnson at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan on Quite the Roll</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Hangover]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like Lohan&#8217;s PR people are all about the whole any news, even bad news, is good news, philosophy. Fresh off her putting out a tanning spray that has found her sued, Lohan is making awful admissions.
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly reeling after turning down a starring role in hit comedy &#8220;The Hangover,&#8221; because she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google: No Longer BETA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The damn shame of this move is that I have yet to really figure out what they mean by BETA.
Google has finally decided to ditch that pesky beta tag on several of its major projects. After five years of use, Gmail is apparently finally ready for prime time, along with Google Calendar, Google Talk, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marvin Lewis Will Crush Ocho’s Blackberry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chad OchoCinco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chad Ocho Cinco says that he is going to twitter during football games this season. I&#8217;m not surprised in the least and this sounds awesome.
&#8220;you’ll actually be able to follow me and when the season starts, it’s going to get even worse. I’m going to really make it fun. I’m using Twitter during games, during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuckin’ robots, man</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News (later to be history)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lame Robots]]></category>

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A new robot, just one millimeter in diameter, can crawl through your veins to treat arterial blockage or deliver targeted medication.
Developed by researchers from Israel&#8217;s Technion University, what makes the robot feasible is that it isn&#8217;t self-propelled, saving size and engineering complication.
Crazy. This fucking thing might save me, but you know what, I&#8217;m not sure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Love This Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News (later to be history)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tanning Sprays]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan has been sued over a line of tanning spray that she released this year. She says she spent years developing a secret tanning spray, some other dudes say she spent months stealing their formula.
Lohan claims she developed the tanning spray with a Las Vegas entrepreneur &#8220;who tans Hollywood A-listers.&#8221;
You know what? I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday</title>
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		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/wordless-wednesday-37/4920#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LOLZ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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No tags for this post.]]></description>
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		<title>Ians Online Adventures 7</title>
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		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/ians-online-adventures-7/5365#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOLZ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex tapes]]></category>

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Have some free movies on me. This site has a bunch of codes for those RedBox machines at your local Walgreens or McDonalds.
This teacher accidentally sent her homemade sex tape out with 5th graders.

	Tags: free movies, Links, sex tapes
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