tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39143788650536456672024-09-28T19:58:08.501-07:00SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH SMS, JOKES IN HINDI, ENGLISH, GUJARATI, AND MARATHIસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-5806733829432768912011-07-01T02:00:00.000-07:002011-07-01T02:00:17.734-07:00Attitude statement of the decade by Rajnikanth: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <br /> He solved all 150 and wrote: ..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 10સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-76876663328073052942011-07-01T01:59:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:59:11.479-07:00Rajnikanth ka mobile balcony se gir gya. Rajnikanth niche pahuncha to mobile nahi mila?<br /> kyun?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> kyun ki Rajnikanth mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-74647961320994128002011-07-01T01:58:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:58:06.222-07:00Once Rajanikanth Donated his blood 2 a child who met with an Accident....<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Years after it is discovered that d child 2day is known Khali.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-44831753275395185192011-07-01T01:57:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:57:22.589-07:00Once Rajnikanth went to bhopal and had a lot of spicy and oily food...<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Next day whatever happened known as..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> "BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY"સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-68358044430076452212011-07-01T01:56:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:56:07.301-07:00Rajnikanth's next project. <br /> TITANIC in Tamil.<br /> Climax revised.... Both survive,<br /> Rajni swims<br /> Atlantic Ocean. <br /> Heroine in 1 hand &<br /> . . . . . Titanic in<br /> other hand.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-53924124282203359492011-07-01T01:52:00.002-07:002011-07-01T01:52:39.157-07:00Ram aur Ravan seriously yuddh kar rahe the.<br /> Ravan: chal bye<br /> Ram: kyon, darr gaya kya?<br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> Ravan: piche dekh, Rajnikanth aa raha hai.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-14558843734920956292011-07-01T01:52:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:52:02.934-07:00Rajnikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir's Ghulam<br /> Rajni runs on railway track,<br /> <br /> the train is now at a distance of 1mtr<br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> Now what?<br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> Obviously<br /> <br /> .<br /> <br /> the train jumps off d track..સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-40608509990806608392011-07-01T01:48:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:48:50.168-07:00ONCE RAJNIKANTH WAS ON HOT SEAT OF KBC<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> AND COMPUTER NEEDED LIFELINE TO ASK A QUESTIONસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-10048240561462375242011-07-01T01:46:00.002-07:002011-07-01T01:46:47.703-07:00Why did paul the octopus die???<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> he was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death!સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-42396163810652601632011-07-01T01:46:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:46:03.948-07:00Once Rajnikanth taught a kid how to open a door without knocking:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Today that kid is called DAYA of CID.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-72393147682938457282011-07-01T01:43:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:43:32.177-07:00Once our dear Rajnikanth was playing with paper planes and threw them in the air<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Next we heard<br /> <br /> <br /> WORLD TRADE CENTER was attackedસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-11420465178298184702011-07-01T01:42:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:42:19.887-07:00Once Rajnikanth participated in Bike race<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> Don't even try to guess what happened<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> Rajnikanth won the race on Neutral gear!સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-9129980371293803372011-07-01T01:41:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:41:10.667-07:00Once Superman,Spiderman,Ironman n Krishh went to Rajnikanth<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> :<br /> <br /> Bcoz it was Teacher's Dayસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-43020396515247423412011-07-01T01:39:00.000-07:002011-07-01T01:39:06.295-07:00MadhyaRatri ek BHOOT dusrya bhootala samajavat asto:<br /> Arre tu ghabaru nako<br /> <br /> He sarva khote asta,<br /> <br /> He Rajanikant vagaire asa kahi hi nasta!!!સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-29063153562375140632011-06-29T07:23:00.001-07:002011-06-29T07:23:22.067-07:00Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies...<br /> Next day during vote-out,<br /> <br /> RAJNIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu,apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai...સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-51404160724532219512011-06-29T07:22:00.001-07:002011-06-29T07:22:28.295-07:00A farmer instead of keeping SCARE CROW in his farm kept photo of "RAJINIKANTH"...<br /> Guess What?<br /> Can u Imagine what happened?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Birds were bringing back GRAINS taken away Last Yearસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-82134495195772104702011-06-29T07:20:00.001-07:002011-06-29T07:20:57.351-07:00Rajnikanth killed a terrorist `via Bluetooth`સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-33327485033157549392011-06-29T07:19:00.003-07:002011-06-29T07:19:53.432-07:00Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.<br /> Next day.<br /> Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-4689864195006700452011-06-29T07:19:00.001-07:002011-06-29T07:19:26.397-07:00Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?<br /> A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-41147873851958371702011-06-26T10:47:00.003-07:002011-06-26T10:47:57.687-07:00Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”..<br /> Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindraસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-17265963062309472542011-06-26T10:46:00.001-07:002011-06-26T10:46:51.408-07:00After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanthસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-87859133898193331882011-06-26T10:45:00.000-07:002011-06-26T10:45:04.047-07:00I know the trick to make super computers..just change the name My Computer to Ranjnikanth's Computer..it will start behaving like super computer.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-17963373059749178892011-06-26T10:41:00.001-07:002011-06-26T10:43:02.013-07:00Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth there is no other way.સપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-56602903968546607232011-06-26T10:39:00.001-07:002011-06-26T10:39:14.699-07:00Once Rajnikanth gave his white pair clothes to a child<br /> <br /> that child is today kn as sultan mirzaસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3914378865053645667.post-34496711359874019762011-06-26T10:38:00.001-07:002011-06-26T10:38:29.043-07:00ONCE RAJNI TAUGHT A CHILD TO SHAKE HIS BODY LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT EVEN DRINKING LIQUOR........<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> THAT CHILD IS TODAY KNOWN AS DEV ANANDસપનાનો વેપારીhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07891599979103860885noreply@blogger.com0