Surftwisted Surf Magazine

Heaps of FISH in the sea today

2010-03-09T22:26:52Z

I spent over 3 hours today lying on various bits of cliff, watching fish, work work work, thats all I do !

Sharks, Apples and Shoelaces

2010-03-02T08:58:18Z

Sharks get a bad press apparently, everybody is out to get them, but they kill fewer people every year than otherwise innocuous things like apples or shoelaces. There will be some gang swimming about with the buggers, getting up close and personal in an effort to either show how mis-understood the things are or how blah blah blah zzzzzzzz snore blah.

The weak point in this arguement is the fact that sharks live in peoples heads in a way that apples and shoelaces don’t.

Silly Dance

2010-03-02T00:26:00Z

That TV thing “Someone I know was a celebrity but I can’t stop Dancing/Drinking” programme is beating a path to our e mail “in box” as we speak.

Those dudes over at Pit Pilot are about to sign off the next issue of the mag any minute tomorrow, so its time to start dancing the dandy dance . Oh yeah, what a mover. Crack surf photog Mike Newman snapped Tony Plant busting some moves this very evening at a secret North Yorkshire hell spot. RESULT

Chile Quake News

2010-03-02T00:30:56Z

Chile Quake News just lifted from the “Carve” site

If there is anyone in Chile who may have just left Pichilemu following the quake and has news of Andre Lanyon from Guernsey and Laura Hapgood, and Kirsty Duff and Dave Sandercock from Scotland, and Perran “Pez” Hall, from Nancledra, Comwall, UK can they get in touch. Please forward this on. Thanks

Time is changing. F*** the BSA, LOVE the BST

2010-02-28T23:00:49Z

Yesterday marked exactly 1 month until 2010 British Summer Time begins, thank the powers that be for that one. Everyone loves the summer, and just adding an hour onto the end or beginning, or wherever the hell they put it somehow makes the whole winter thing seem over. YEAHHHH !

I’ve read about the arguments within the BSA for years, actually I haven’t, I can’t be bothered, I see the initials BSA and switch off, I don’t know who they are, what they do and they don’t seem overly bothered in making me change my mind, **** them. They draw their wages literally 500 yards from my house, I walk past their offices to the Newquay Board Riders and to take my kids to Surf Lifesaving Club, I’ve surfed for over 40 years and dont think I’ve heard a good word said about them in all that time ?

So, back to that clock: simply by re-arranging what we’ve got (still the same 24 hours as there ever were) it seems hearts will be lifted and new plans made, surely thats a good thing ? F*** THE BSA, here comes Summer, LOVE THE BST.

time to start drawing again

2010-02-28T23:04:39Z

yup, its that time of year, winters back is broken , next stop is Spring, its definitely time to start drawing again !

I have no problem with it, but it always strikes me as funny just how many fully grown people seem to have an aversion to picking up a pencil for any other reason than to write down a telephone number ? Its bizarre.