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Lose Your Job, Loser!

chuck — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:30:20 +0000

This is not just a blog post. It's the title of a future classic, and I'm claiming it right now.

Lose Your Job, Loser™ now belongs to me. MwahahahaHAAA! Stay tuned to see where it heads. Got a feelin' it's gonna be a good 'un.

Maybe it starts something like this...

Once upon a time, I was a just another piece of cubed meat selling my soul bit by bit. Ahhh, those were the days.

Searching For Lost Change

Get A Job Loser — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:33:58 +0000

Free money can be found anywhere people take their hands out of their pockets or purses. An errant quarter springs from the pocket while retrieving car keys. The rush to find exact change in a coin purse causes a few pennies to spill onto the floor.

Human beings, particularly those with steady employment, are incredibly lazy and the mere thought of reaching down for a dropped nickel is itself tiring. Your willingness to bend your back, extend your arms and pick up the abandoned change could become a mildly lucrative revenue stream.

Good places include under and around:

Busy, busy, busy...

chuck — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:15:05 +0000

One of my big goals for this year is to be able to state definitively that I have survived unemployment. To that end, I am hustling hard to try to build a business. This has not left much time for blogging. If you're one of the 14 people who wait with bated breath for my every blogged word, I apologize for not producing much lately. Hate to disappoint my "fans," but I need to eat.