Susie Bright's Journal

A Much-Needed Reality Check About the Luka Rocco Dismemberment-Murder-Kitten Case

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Thu, 31 May 2012 15:38:33 PDT

1. Luka Rocco Magnotto is neither a porn "star," NOR a porn actor, NOR a model. He has never made a film or a professional video in any capacity. He may have aspired to these things. He was delusional by his own and others' accounts. But he was never employed...

Big Sex (Little Death) for Professors - Exam and Desk Copies For Your Perusal

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Tue, 29 May 2012 10:40:23 PDT

To My Friends and Colleagues in the Academy: My memoir, Big Sex Little Death, is now available in paperback, available for the Fall 2012 semester. You may request exam or desk copies here, at PerseusAcademic. Many of you have asked me if the paperback would be available for your upcoming...

The Fisting ABC's

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:14:36 PDT

0ne of the great misunderstood characters of the world is the woman-loving fist fucker. Her—or his— sexual technique of inserting her whole hand in her lover's cunt is considered physically impossible by some, and bizarre to others. To those uninitiated to the pleasures of handballing, I invite you in. Don't...

A Behind the Scenes Note to My Readers and Friends: The Tiny Critical Mass

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Sat, 12 May 2012 10:28:33 PDT

As you know, I just published a new book, my first book with my 21-year-old daughter Aretha. It's a laugh-out-loud, scream-in-the-middle, fairly-mindblowing story about our time together as a mother-daughter team of sex-advice columnists. It's also the first sex-talk book ever written for young adults and parents that isn't about...

The Girl Talk You Never Heard in Public Before

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:22:21 PDT

This is way better than Mother's Day Brunch. My daughter Aretha and I have written our first book: Mother/Daughter Sex Advice. Remember back in 2010, when Aretha and I started a column at Jezebel.com? It was insane-- readers flooded us with explicit dilemmas about sexual pleasures and disasters, body issues,...

Legendary "Edward Penishands" Producer Christian Mann Answers Susie's Porn Movie Quiz

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Sat, 12 May 2012 20:55:03 PDT

Ladies and Gents, I present to you the Porn/Hollywood Movie Quiz answers of Christian Mann, one of the folk heroes and erotic-film-producer-wunderkinds of our times, probably known to many as a Golden-and-Beyond-Age Adult Movie Producer and 1st Amendment activist. He is one of my mentors, and I can't tell you...

The Legendary Richard Pacheco Answers Susie’s Movie Porn Quiz

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:25:49 PDT

Get in. Sit down. Hold On. Shut up. A letter to Susie from XRCO Hall-of-Fame Actor Richard Pacheco: Mi’lady, OKAY! I have buttoned on my thinking cap and for the 3rd time took on your questionnaire. I HAVE BEEN ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS! (Applying to Harvard...

Professor Susie Bright's Brazenly Cinephallic, Unapologetically Vulvacious, Vintage Porn Quiz

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Sat, 12 May 2012 19:59:11 PDT

I sit upon a lonely thone in a singular Hall of Fame: The X-Rated Critics, 5th Estate Division. It is a rather solitary honor, as there are few people who've reviewed and critiqued erotic film ephemera for decades without spontaneous combustion. Last year, I published the first volume of my...

The Nun Movie Quiz Takes Flight!

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Tue, 01 May 2012 21:32:50 PDT

My answers to Sister Clodagh's Superficially Spiritual, Ambitiously Agnostic Last Rites of Spring Movie Quiz: 1) Favorite movie featuring nuns? Sound of Music. Sue me. 2) Second favorite John Frankenheimer movie? Ronin. 3) William Bendix or Scott Brady? William Bendix, cause of Lifeboat, but the religious-connection baffles me! 4) What...

(Sex) Crimes Against Nature: How Lovers Take Revenge With Dildo Abuse

susie@susiebright.com (Susie Bright) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:59:02 PDT

There's a lesbian crime wave sweeping the country and not one local news program has the guts to cover it: sex toy vandalism. My phone has become a hotline of sorts for victims whose harnesses have been hijacked, whose rubber novelties have been mutilated. Just last night a dear friend...