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No pictures??

2009-04-27T08:14:00.001-04:00

This no workee?

-- Post From My iPhone

Testing a new blogging app...

2009-04-27T08:12:00.000-04:00

Hello all the people in the universe and beyond. Here is one of those blogging things.

-- Post From My iPhone

Craig's List Killer

2009-04-23T10:05:00.002-04:00

I've been reading about Philip Markoff, the so-called Craig's List Killer. I love referring to someone as the so-called something. It could be either very formal or very condescending. Really depends on how you say it. If you put the sarcastic quotes around it, it's way dismissive, if you don't, it sounds like Elizabethan speech.
"A thousand pardons, sire, but the so-called Craig's List Killer requests a moment of your time."
I have paid specific attention to his fiancee', who, by anyone's measure, is REALLY understanding and supportive. She might also be a touch naive. Maybe a little.
She seems to, at least at this time, be unwavering in her support of a guy who is becoming more and more creepy with every additional layer of... well, creepiness that is revealed about him.
I imagine her psyche needs her to support him and believe in him. Because, if she were to decide to not, it might call her entire belief structure into question and typically people are not real excited about having their entire belief structure called into question.
Consider the triple-decker sandwich of suck she would have to consume if she just accepted everything.

Okay. So? My soon-to-be husband has a gambling problem. We can work through it.
Okay. Well this isn't good. Apparently my soon-to-be husband frequents Craig's List and hires massage-y, hooker-y women for... things. This is harder, but with some counseling and work, we can get through it.
Okay. No, wait. What? He has been tying up and robbing hookers to pay for his gambling habit and may have KILLED one? I'm going to need a minute...

For me, it would be like if someone proved that the Born Agains were right and that the world really was only 7,000 years old and all those fossils were put in place because God was testing us.
I think I would start questioning everything I thought was true.

I wonder how much leeway my lovely wife would afford me if I were in similar circumstances.
I think, if I were to get arrested, because a guy who looked like me was on surveillance cameras where something bad happened, she would hang in.
If they found a gun hidden in with my stuff, she might not bail. People feel the need to have guns to protect themselves.
She might not, MIGHT not, abandon me if I were found to have some other woman's underwear in my possession. That would be a tricky one to get out of, though.
Clearly the duct tape is not an issue. Every man loves duct tape.

But, the ZipCuffs. Oh, the ZipCuffs. How you gonna weasel out of having a bunch of those just hanging around?
"Honey... I know how much you hate all the wires behind the computer desk. I thought these would help."

a collection of shows...

2008-10-30T08:59:00.000-04:00

Hey to anyone who might accidentally stumble back into the swarveyland world.

Here are a bunch of shows, in one convenient player, that I have not posteded here.

Enjoy, bastards!

the 18th show-izzo...

2008-08-22T12:52:00.000-04:00

for lee... 17th show...

2008-08-20T13:08:00.001-04:00

re: the 16th show

2008-08-07T06:53:00.000-04:00

re:the 15th show!!

2008-08-01T15:46:00.001-04:00

heh...

2008-07-24T09:23:00.000-04:00

Nothing more than, "Heh..."

the name of the show is: in the red...

2008-07-10T21:54:00.000-04:00

el archivo...

2008-07-03T21:50:00.000-04:00

for those reading twitter...

2008-06-29T17:26:00.000-04:00

Here's a picture.

For those not reading Twitter, though I don't see how you are not, this sign is posted before the closest parking place at the Westerly CVS.
I believe this is a very narrow portion of the population. There can't really be enough people who fit this description to require a parking spot just for them, can there? Be?
Man, that's a horrible sentence thinks I do but hunger have I with the most.

in the red: the TENTH show!!

2008-06-26T21:40:00.000-04:00

my response...

2008-06-26T10:23:00.000-04:00

Oh, if only someone would come up with a job entitled Professional Smart-Ass, I would be rich.

See below for the anonymous letter someone left under the doors of many of the people on the floor where I live. Never mind, I'll just repost:

Here is the anonymous letter I wrote back:

You may need to click on the images to see the smaller print.

i like a well-stocked bathroom as much as the next guy...

2008-06-25T10:37:00.000-04:00

But, come on.

please esplain this...

2008-06-21T14:38:00.000-04:00

The most conflicted car rear end EVER.

re: the ninth show...

2008-06-20T13:59:00.002-04:00

Apparently people are actually listening and, get this, look forward to the posting of the archive.

Who knew?

Here's the ninth show. I think it's a bit of a drag show, and when I say drag show I do not mean that Steve, Danny and myself were wearing dresses.
That's NEXT week.

solid waste or liquid...

2008-06-15T18:06:00.000-04:00

It's a nice idea, but, it totally failed with me as I had to flush in both optional ways to see the difference.

gas is expensive...

2008-06-15T18:00:00.000-04:00

Special's what?
Down in the...? Is the car wash at the crick?
Is it too much to ask for some proper grammar when I am spending 50 dollars a pop?

recent pictures 1...

2008-06-15T17:56:00.000-04:00

Ah... Humans living together.
Some of us should look into crypts.
Well, I don't mean just look into the crypts, but, like, explore the concept of crypts as a place to reside.
Because, they're quiet.

re: the eighth show

2008-06-13T08:17:00.000-04:00

This show was good. No, really it was good.

the seventhy show...

2008-06-05T21:16:00.000-04:00

erykah bad-do...

2008-06-03T14:31:00.000-04:00

sausage!

2008-05-30T11:25:00.000-04:00

archive!!

2008-05-29T21:33:00.000-04:00