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Funny Pictures-Little Baby & Cute Dogs

2011-07-04T18:56:00.005+05:30

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist :How do we escape if lion comes now?
Santa : Give right indicator and turn left.

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Funny Pictures-Baby Enjoying with Dogy

2011-07-04T18:34:00.003+05:30

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, Do you know how to drive this thing? There is no future in time travel.

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Funny Pictures-Baby on Dog

2011-07-04T18:13:00.003+05:30

Question: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying ?
Answer: When His lips are moving.

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Funny Pictures-Cute Baby Sleeping

2011-07-04T17:57:00.005+05:30

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year, you will be surprised at how little you have.

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Funny Pictures-Baby and Dog

2011-07-04T17:25:00.006+05:30

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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Funny Pictures-Animals and Birds

2011-06-21T21:51:00.005+05:30

Close your eyes.think about yourself. your face... your style... your nature... your smile... and your looks... Now Open your eves.. Horror movie has ended. So Check Out these funny pictures...

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Funny Pictures- Croud on Train

2011-06-21T01:21:00.006+05:30

Friends, Jokes and Funny Pictures make our face smiley and smile is the best formula for living happy life. So, here are some funny pictures with jokes. Read More and Smile Please...

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Funny Pictures- Very Funny Jump Moments

2011-06-21T01:02:00.006+05:30

Friends, Funny Pictures make us smiley and smile is the best tonic for happy life. Here's are some very funny pictures with funny jokes. Check Out and Smile Please...

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Funny Pictures-Funny Jumps With Jokes

2011-06-20T22:14:00.006+05:30

A mobile is like a woman Talks nonstop, costs a fortune, Disturbs when you are busy and when you need it. Urgently there is no service...

Funny Pictures with Jokes

Funny Pictures-Cat on LapTop

2011-04-20T22:03:00.006+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Amazing & Shocking
Funny Pics

Jokes:-

Wife: whenever we keep the money in bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?
Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.

#EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:-
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4.Result is always Fail.

# I love three things- 1. Pepsi, 2. Pizza, 3. You, Pepsi to drink, Pizza to eat, Table kaun saaf karega.

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Funny Pictures-Husband Wife Cartoons

2011-04-20T21:46:00.004+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Very Funny Cartoons

Jokes:-

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, It says To the only boy I ever loved?
Girl: Great I want 10 of them.

# Hi, i am marrying next week. There will b a small party and only a few people will b invited. Please, Don't bring any gift Just bring someone to marry me.

#I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant, To have Candle Light Dinner, And say those three sweet words to you "Pay The Bill".

Funny Pictures-Funny Interview

2011-04-20T21:22:00.005+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Very Funny Interview

Jokes:-

Five benefit of kiss.....
1.Changes taste 2.Burn calories.
3.Lips never got dried
4.Makes face muscles strong.
5. RELIEVES STRESS So keep kissing.

# I wish you were herein my room, On my bed with the lights off We go under the blanket and I will show you my New watch it glows n the dark.

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Funny Pictures-Very Funny Animals

2011-04-15T17:55:00.005+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Very Funny Animals

# Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student:Father in law.

# Teacher: because of Quaid-E-Azam hard work, What do we get on 14th August? Students : A Holiday

# GALILO: Great mind. EINSTEIN: Genius mind. NEWTON: Extra ordinary mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant mind. Me: Master Mind. You: Oh Never mind.

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Funny Pictures-Funny Animals

2011-04-15T17:40:00.005+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Funny Animals

# old man asked wife. Do u feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all, Even dogs chase cars but they cant drive it.

# If you really want to know the meaning of life?
Then...
Then...
Look in the Dictionary .

# I always give 100% Attendance in college: Monday: 11% Tuesday: 26% Wednesday: 49% Thursday: 10% Friday: 4%

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Funny Pictures-Phone Booths

2011-04-15T17:20:00.008+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Mix Fun

# Doctor: You are in good health. You'll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, Doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, What did I tell you.

# I Looked For You Up Down Left Right Here There Everywhere

Just To spray MORTEIN

# Its to hard to lose someone who is 100% loving 98% friendly 95% cute 93% sweet 90% talented only, Thats me.

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Funny Pictures- Very Funny Baby

2011-04-10T00:58:00.005+05:30

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** The Law Says If U Can't Convince Them Then At least Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? This Is Law Of Answering In Examination

* I am not scared of Proposing a girl, But I am scared about. What would happen If She agrees ?

* Boss n Secretary went to a hotel. Boss asked :- Do u want me to treat you as a secretary or wife?
She said :- As a wife,
Boss :- OK then,Good Night.

* This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT.

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Funny Pictures-Dogy in Fashion

2011-04-10T00:31:00.005+05:30

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** Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?

C - Come,
O - On,
L - Lets,
L - Love,
E - Each,
G - Girl,
E - Equally.
Thats why boys go to college.

** Devils challenged angels to a game of cricket. We have all the cricketers, Said the angels.
Devils: No problem, We have all the umpires.

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Funny Pictures-Monkeys are very Funny

2011-04-09T00:58:00.006+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Funny Monkeys
Part - 02

* Amazing News....
The Japanese Have produced a camera.That has such a fast shutter speed, It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut.

** Man needs a, Beautiful wife, Intelligent wife, Loving wife, Adjusting wife, n cooperative wife But its sad that law allows only one wife.

** Consequences in America....
A girl rushed over to her husband.. Darling, My children and your children are beating our children.

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Funny Pictures-Monkeys are doing Fun

2011-04-09T00:33:00.005+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Funny Monkeys
Part - 01

* Which is the oldest Animal in the World?

Give up?

Well its, Zebra Because it is still Black and White and not in Color

** Boss: I am giving you job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs2000, is it OK?
Driver: You are great sir Starting salary is OK but, How much is DRIVING salary?

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Funny Pictures-Very Funny Bikes

2011-03-26T21:57:00.004+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Funny Bikes
Part - 02

* What is The Opposite Of Nokia?
Any Guess ?? ..Not To Worry

Ans: Yeskia

* What will Microsoft name its new software related to cricketer..

ms dhoni

* Who walks with us through the difficult path of life?
Mom dad? No.
Husband Wife ? No.
Friends ? No.
Then what?

Its only your foot wear.

* Fill these blanks with s or No 1.__ I don't have a brain. 2.__ I don't sense.
3. __ I am stupid. 4.__ I am not a human. Try to fill....

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Funny Pictures-Bikes looking Funny

2011-03-26T21:42:00.007+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Funny Bikes
Part - 01

* Braindetector activated-----

calibrating, now searching.
still searching................
.....................
still searching.

Please, sorry. no brains found.

* Two snakes meet each other---

First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip.

* Maths Magic: Multiply 259 x ur age x 39. U wil get an intresting answer Try it really. it is very intresting.

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Funny Pictures-Man With Wings

2011-03-25T20:02:00.006+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Pictures Taken At The
Right Time
Part - 04

* Truly Nog veg msg is---

Chickens Egg Mottun Buffalo meat Fish that is all non veg.

* u r one of the most CUTE persons in the world. Just a second, Dont misunderstand.
CUTE means:- Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

* IIT Exam boy got 1 question--
Prove Sinx=6n
Boy cancelled N from both the sides.
Then six=6

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Funny Pictures-Duck Catching Insect

2011-03-25T19:41:00.006+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Pictures Taken At The Right Time
Part - 03

* Teacher : Tel me 3Tenses with Example--
Student :I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday (Past)
We are in Love Now (Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future).

* From Signboard on electric Boxes--

Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING This will lead to DEATH
Anyone found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.
* Question- What is Swarg?
Answer- USA Salary, German car, Chinese Food n & India Wife.
Question- What is Nark?
Answer- USA Wife, German Food, Chinese Car n Indian Salary.

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Funny Pictures-Car in Sky

2011-03-25T19:26:00.005+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Pictures Taken At The
Right Time
Part - 02

* How To Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song?
????
Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone.

* Cool th0ught by StuDent--

I Love Facebook but Hate to Face my book.

* A Nursery student explaining love--

LOVE is like SUSU in da PENT, Otherz can only see it, But only u can feel it Spreading slowly all over

* Boys Rules For BIKES --

USE When Its NEW, RIDE When It PERFORMS, THROW When Makes NOISE, Unfortunately Thats The GIRLS Rule 2 Handle BOY...

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Funny Pictures-Taken At Right Time

2011-03-25T19:09:00.004+05:30

Funny Pictures & Jokes
Pictures Taken At The
Right Time
Part - 01

* The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely

* Doctor 2 Lady: u r looking so weak n exhausted r u properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised
Lady: Oh my God I hear 3 males per day

* Year 2020 --
Son to Dad: how did u meet Mom. Dad: Ah my Son It all started with a request, add as a friend on facebook.

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