Big Pimpin’ in India (http://bit.ly/11gRII3)

News Round Stories

• Peeping Toms (http://bit.ly/11gRW1V)
• Biggest Boobs in Britain (http://bit.ly/11gSaWL)
• Mormon Samurai (http://yhoo.it/11gSjcI)

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I bet you think you love your cat, right? But do you love it enough to let it set up home in your small intestine? We meet a man so fond of his elongated fish, he let it do just that. High five!

We try desperately to get somebody under the age of 35 to listen to the podcast by hitching our wagon to the “Haul Video” craze sweeping YouTube, and take a look at the badly spelled conspicuous parenting competition taking place amongst the Idiots of Facebook.

Booze is inconsolable about the passing of a great British stateswoman, Dr. P asks some important questions about below stairs lady hair, Belasco’s head nearly explodes at least twice and Hiccup forgets everything that happened on the last podcast. Which is well handy as it means we can spring the same surprises on him all over again.

All this and much much more, edited down to less than 38 minutes to fit your busy lifestyle. No, that’s okay. You’re welcome!

SPECIAL OFFER: If your name is Hector, you can listen to this podcast for free. Simply enter the code “HECTOR” into the comment box below.

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• 00:38 – Intro/Thatcher
• 02:33 – Ask Bane
• 04:35 – Haul videos
• 10:50 – Lady-scaping
• 14:44 – Idiots of Facebook
• 22:03 – Dr. P’s News Round
• 22:15 – Eel Lover (http://bit.ly/11AgbVj)
• 29:46 – Bums Strike Back (http://abcn.ws/11AglvJ)
• 34:20 – Dead Dad Advice
• 36:12 – Outro

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 Another special “LIVE” version for the subscribers.

In this live-streamed show, we discuss Belasco’s recent Twitter discussion with the one and only William Shatner. Thankfully, our friend Longhorn joins us so that Belasco doesn’t feel so alone in the geek-out. Naturally, Shatner talk leads to superheroes, superheroes lead to monkeys, monkeys lead to Stefano!, and Stefano! leads to half-naked girls chopping down crosses.

Also, there’s something not-quite-right about Booze since his recent holiday in America. And don’t miss a very special edition of “Should Belasco Watch this Film”.

Special note: Apologies for some of the sound quality in this episode. There were microphone troubles and it was all Hiccup’s fault. 

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News Round Stories

- Naked Female Warriors (http://bit.ly/14iO7Kp)
- Beating the Monkey (http://nydn.us/14iObKg)
- Snake Arsonist (http://bit.ly/14iOeWu)

Guest links

• Longhorn (@misplacedhorn)

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In this action packed episode of the podcast Hiccup can’t figure out Skype and is relegated to using a regular phone. That doesn’t stop us from introducing our newest segment “Dead Dad Advice”. Taking a cue from the movingly sweet Michael Keaton movie, “Multiplicity”, Hiccup sends helpful words to his little girl in the future in case he gets some bad internet mushrooms.

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 A star-studded live event as the SFJ crew talks Oscar with many of our favorite people from across the web.

This extended show is full of insight into the films we loved and loathed over the past year. Including the two that Hiccup bothered to have on in the background while babysitting his kid.

Also, it wouldn’t be an SFJ Podcast without a News Round. Dr. P covers the continuing confusion surrounding the hashtag #BBC, something about a horse and a sausage roll, and what brand of cigarette goats prefer.

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• Will from Exploding Helicopter
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  • @chopperfireball
• Ben Idiot
  • I Am Idiot
  • @IAmIdiotCentral
• Karen Tozzi
  • @karentozzi
• Angus Doodall
  • Royal & Doodall
  • @AngusDoodall

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We’re all big hip hop fans here at the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast. But we’re also all Caucasian gentlemen. Except for Hiccup, who’s a lot more Asian than he is Cauc. Unfortunately, all our favorite rap jams are chock full of N-words which makes us feel a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained. To solve the problem we decided to replace those N-bombs with a nicer word. And what word is nicer than nipple?

Later, Country/Western star Linda Wrongstat asks us another quiz type question, Belasco accidentally declares his love for Booze, and a 2-legged zebra escapes from a Tokyo zoo with his hideously deformed giant monkey friend.

All this and more in less than 40 fun packed minutes. Hope you enjoy it, my nipples!

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• 00:57 – Intro
• 02:17 – Nipples with Attitude
• 05:28 – Ask Bane
• 09:16 – Linda Wrongstat
• 13:59 – Should Belasco Watch This Film? (available on Netflix)
• 16:00 – Dr. P’s News Round
• 16:55 – Zebra on the Loose (http://bit.ly/15r1C8A)
• 24:22 – Bin Laden Land! (http://bit.ly/15r1Yfz, http://bit.ly/15r22fb)
• 29:10 – Face Tattoo (http://bit.ly/15r2uKr)
• 34:55 – Richard III Found in Car Park (http://bit.ly/15r38Yq)
• 36:20 – Closer

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• 00:00 – Open/Intro
• 02:39 – Dead Dad Advice
• 11:35 – Ask Bane
• 15:11 – Dr. P’s News Round
• 15:42 – Doodle Diddler in Trouble Again
• 20:10 – Love, Waffle House Style
• 22:23 – Iranian Space Monkey
• 27:54 – New Zealand Cat Hater
• 33:36 – Close

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That’s right, folks. Country/Western music star Linda Wrongstat joins the SFJ team to ask us all a quiz type question. The winner gets a Blu-ray copy of Taken. (Starring Liam Neeson)

Dr P. takes to the skies in the SFJ News ‘Copter to tell us about condiment abuse, some satanic orgy naughtiness that almost certainly didn’t happen & a lady who might possibly have watched Money Train. (Starring Woody Harrelson & Wesley Snipes)

Belasco loses count of how many fingers there are in Honey Boo Boo’s family now, Booze threatens to go on strike because of the harsh words of a Swedishman and our old friend Stefano plays us an Edward Lear version of a Ramones classic.

And Bane off of Batman solves another relationship problem. Despite his sadness at being cruelly overlooked for an Oscar.

Oh, and check out Rusty & Chapstick’s morning show on WSFJ.

Ketchup on a cheesesteak, I know, I know… It’s serious!

Links

• 00:50 – Intro
• 01:12 – Grey Poupon
• 02:39 – Linda Wrongstat
• 07:05 – Ask Bane
• 09:50 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/WfkEJS)
• 12:52 – Dr. P’s News Round
• 13:27 – Jimmy Savile Satanic Rituals (http://bit.ly/WgCScd)
• 18:23 – Ketchup on a Cheesesteak (http://bit.ly/WgCUka)
• 23:30 – Train Thief (http://bit.ly/WgCXN9)
• 27:22 – Should Belasco Watch This Film? (film available on Netflix)
• 29:49 – Rusty & Chapstick
• 31:51 – Closer

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In our first show for 2013 we’re joined by Tommy Royal from the Royal & Doodall Podcast. Tommy helps us sort through some weird news involving an electrocuted dog, a horned-up dentist, a virtual assassination squad, and more. Plus Bane shows up to help another troubled person, we do some Deep Probing, and introduce you to our new favorite morning radio show.

Check out Royal & Doodall (http://royalanddoodall.com/)

Which one is your pic for the hygienist that is too attractive to keep working?

Links

• Electrocuted Dog (http://bit.ly/10s4NNM)
• Poop Sock (http://bit.ly/10s4e6o)
• Horned-up Dentist (http://bit.ly/10s47rN)
• Knife Ban in UK? (http://bit.ly/10s3WMR)
• Dad Hires Virtual Hitman to Off Son (http://bit.ly/10s4nae)

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Merry Christmas! 

It’s a time for celebration, and nobody celebrates like the Cockneys of London’s East End.

Renowned cookery author and anthropologist Ben from the I Am Idiot Podcast (http://bit.ly/iamidiot) joins us to share his intimate knowledge of this fascinating people. We learn all about their mainly fruit based rhyming slang, listen to some literally incredible Cockney facts, and meet two famous actors engaged in a fierce battle to be the most Cockney man in the universe.

Show Notes

• 00:50 – Intro
• 01:25 – Christmas Chat
• 03:00 – Christmas Voodoo
• 04:25 – Worst Presents
• 05:38 – Ask Bane
• 07:35 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/TgJoDV)
• 09:45 – A Cockney Christmas
• 17:20 – How to Speak Cockney
• 28:50 – I Am Idiot (http://bit.ly/iamidiot)
  • Fifty Shades of Gravy: The Cookbook (http://amzn.to/TgKQGg)
• 31:00 – Should Belasco Watch This Film
• 33:10 – Belasco’s Disco Dance Spectacular
• 35:00 – Dr P’s News Round (Unicorn Lair)
• 38:00 – Bad Teacher
• 42:00 – Bad Parade Float Guy
• 48:11 – Dancing Corpse-nam Style
• 50:00 – Her Majesty The Queen Addresses SFJ

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Mike from SOLDOUTCast shares with us an amazing website (GimpsGoneWild.com), Booze’s mother mistakes him for one of England’s most beloved celebrities, and Belasco is frustrated by Dr. P’s latest obsession, DuckDuckGo.com.

P.S. – we didn’t mean it.

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We find out some some surprising facts about the afterlife from a lovely lady with a dead son and a cold hand. Do all Hitlers really go to heaven? And if so, wouldn’t it all just kick off between the Führer and Anne Frank?

Belasco and Booze get embroiled in an ill advised game of “Who can do the worst Australian accent?”, Dr P takes a little friend for a ride in his SFJ News ‘Copter & our new Agony Aunt, Bane off of Batman, gives a troubled young listener advice about his Sex Nan problem.

Oh, & Stefano goes electric!

Show Notes

• 1:35 – Ask Bane
• 3:18 – Nicknames
• 13:48 – News Round
• 14:15 – Aligator Sitter
• 19:30 – Devil Baby
• 22:25 – Should Belasco Watch This Film?
• 24:35 – What Will Heaven be Like?
• 42:33 – Stefano! (http://bit.ly/VlbyID)

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If you could go back to one year in your life and re-live it, what year would it be? This is the daunting question we tackle on this  episode. Also, Belasco finds another film to watch, Dr. P’s News Round turns into a beautiful love story and Booze explains to us the comedic richness of the ferret.

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Episode #59.5

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Here at SFJ we applaud the brave gentlemen participating in Movember and in no way think that, far from it being any kind of hardship, they’re all secretly delighted to have an excuse to grow a moustache without anybody accusing them of being a homosexual sailor from the 1970′s.

But you may not share our view of these hirsute heroes. Perhaps you think the event has been hijacked by a bunch of narcissistic ponces. That it’s become almost as annoying as Comic Relief. Maybe you think Movember has well & truly jumped the walrus.

If this is the case, we suggest you shave the top of your head, leave the back and sides and join us for our new cancer fundraising idea. Next August, we’re introducing… Baldgust!

If you cultivate a combover, we’ll sponsor you double.

Meanwhile, Booze shows off his fancy footwork, Belasco displays why he wasn’t invited to the Royal Wedding and Dr. P introduces us to a Chinamanwoman so devoid of a sense of humor that she gets all upset about being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to dance around in her knickers. Even though it was all a joke!

The nerve of some people.

So… come on bald for Baldgust!

Show Notes

• News Round Outtake (00:00)
• Booze Taps ‘dat Ass (01:25)
• Baldgust! (03:15)
• Should Belasco Watch This? (10:55)
• Pippa’s Party Book (13:13)
•  Dr. P’s News Round [Toothbrush] (19:50)
• 14 Year-old’s “Womanly Curves”(24:30)
• Reporter/Practical Joke Victim has No Sense of Humor (27:05)
• Owl Thief (30:42)
• Outro (38:08)
• Stinger (39:18)

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In this episode we discuss the molestation accusations of the late, British television personality, Jimmy Savile. Was Jimmy a bad boy? Booze helps us get down to the bottom of it. Dr. P tells us about a guy who got down to the bottom of a can of tuna. And, speaking of tuna, Belasco continues to stink up the joint with lame jokes and bad impressions.

It’s everything you’ve come to expect from a .5 and LESS!

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They say that the Devil has all the best tunes. Nobody ever says that about YouTube singing sensation Stefano (Stefano!), who drops by to play us a Halloween song that will strike fear into your heart. And your ears.

Dr. P feels a malevolent presence in the SFJ News Copter, Booze feels that al-Qaeda are giving us way too many clues and Belasco feels a bit of a prick. Several pricks, as a matter of fact.

The police crack down on Blind Samurai, Belasco laughs at a baby’s head falling off and Booze shares the Terrifying Tale of the Epileptic Dance Teacher.

Oh, and our “When Tortoises Attack!” segment features actual tortoises actually attacking!

Well… sort of.

So turn down the lights, turn up your podcast delivery system of choice & put on the scariest pair of trousers you own.

It’s time to get our Halloween on.

Show Notes

• Intro
• Sushi (2:00)
• Terrorists on Trial (3:51)
• Blind Samurai (5:56) http://bit.ly/Sikz5b
• Baby Head (10:30)  http://bit.ly/SikLkV
• Counterfeit Cocks (15:35)
• Cactus Attack (18:50) http://bit.ly/SikA9q
• Stefano! (22:37) http://bit.ly/Q5fJvI
• Turtle Medical Codes (25:20) http://bit.ly/Sikvma
• Turtles Really Do Attack (28:30) http://bit.ly/Sikwqb
• Turtles Really Do Attack Part 2 (30:05) http://bit.ly/SikzCp
• Don’t Put a Shoe in Your Mouth (34:00)
• Outtakes (40:40)

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This week, in honor of the release of Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo, we’re re-releasing our Movie Club edition of Episode #21: Taken with an updated intro from Belasco, Booze, and Dr. P.

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We all know the BIG differences between Britain & the USA. One of has loads more delicious guns than the other, our footballs are slightly dissimilarly shaped & at least one of us drives on the wrong side of the road. But if you ever find yourself on the other side of the pond & want to avoid looking like a complete rube, what are those LITTLE differences you should be looking out for?

As we’re the podcast that joins hands across the Atlantic Ocean, we thought we’d better investigate. The results were surprising. Turns out it’s mainly all about knitwear & our corn deployment strategies.

Booze brings us a field recording from the niblet sensation that’s sweeping the nation, Belasco squeezes in more English old lady pirate impressions than are strictly necessary & Dr. P takes to the skies to bring us more news about tortoises attacking humans.*

Speaking of different, our Scotch cousins feature prominently in this episode. And there may or may not be an ill-advised Scotchman impression contained within. If you are easily offended, or are Scotch, or have ever been to Scotchland, or have any idea how a Scotchman should actually sound, or have seen a film with Sean Connery in it… you probably shouldn’t listen to this podcast.

Oh… and Hiccup’s back!

*Doesn’t actually contain any news about tortoises attacking humans.

Links

• Crazy Corn (http://crazycorn.co.uk/)
• Capt. Jack Sparrow on Nightshade (http://bit.ly/QyRIbD)
• Black Pudding Hurler (http://bit.ly/OOXUAw)
• Cat Gets Euthanized Accidently (http://bit.ly/OOYChk)
• Uf Dorf B&B (http://bit.ly/QcPbXJ)
• Snake Handling Religious Nut Dies (http://bit.ly/VwMsIY)
• Birds Attack Scottish Postal Workers (http://bit.ly/VwMC3j)
• Pigeons Bombard Ballet Audience (http://bit.ly/RPRIJy)

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Coming off of a wonderful appearance on our #55.5 show, Monica Hamburg invites us to appear on her show, The S&M Rants. Listen in as we help them decide who is the “Fucktard of the Week”.

Check out The S&M Rants at http://rantmehard.com

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In which we become obsessed by the fact that The Daily Mail is obsessed by animals attacking humans.

Naughty foxes, suicidal squirrels, disgruntled badgers, homicidal donkeys, c***ish cats & a swan with a grudge… we investigate them all in a Special Dr. P’s News Round Special Report Special.

Belasco reveals himself to be the man of a thousand voices, Dr. P wrestles some waterfowl & Booze forgets to turn his telly off, before displaying his ignorance about arcane British laws & the American justice system.

Our old Italian friend Stefano(!) covers the famous Beatles song ‘Elp for us on his agoostic guitar, & we unfortunately break a very important podcast rule.

So close your patio doors, make sure your upstairs windows are secured against feline second-story men & stick some Sweet Feathery Jesus into your ear-pipes.

It might just save your life next time you come up against a chaffinch with a chip on his shoulder.
 
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• News Round Stories (http://bitly.com/bundles/o_43aq0rufgq/9)
• Stefano! (http://bit.ly/QbEK3C)

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A special show that we release regularly to subscribers of the SFJ Podcast feed and Stitcher listeners.

With Special Guest Monica Hamburg from The S&M Rants (http://rantmehard.com).

Topics include

• Searching for yourself in Iceland
• Fix-A-FlatAss
• Dead deer are asking for it
• Deaf kid asked to change his name
• Fast Times in Prison
• The Gentleman Robber

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In which Dr. P tries to get accepted into the Guinness Book of World Records (Onion section), Belasco falls madly in love with a nice young lady who’s getting her anus tattooed & Booze wants you to know that song isn’t really in his key.

We insult the memory of a dead England soccer captain, laugh at an unfortunate German & reveal that we prefer our Jesus to have a beard, if at all possible.

There may be a lion loose in this podcast, so please remain in your caravans and keep all doors and windows closed.

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With Special Guest Jay V. from The Jay V. Mail Podcast (http://jayvmail.com).

Topics include

• Pussy Riot
• Rules for Hoez
• Hill of the King
• Shia LeBeauxeueauxf
• Question for Jay V.  (@jayvmail)

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Practice makes perfect, right? Well, we’ve found somebody on YouTube who doesn’t play by those rules. He’s a rebel. He’s a maverick. He’s Stefano!

Listen to us listen to him as he shares a few of his 1500 “agooostiguvvers” of famous songs like Elvis Presley’s “J.Lo’s Rack” & Neil Young’s tribute to the British restaurant chain “‘Arvester”

Booze gives us a bit of rude karaoke & not content with subjecting us to Toddlers & Tiaras, Belasco now forces us to watch his new favourite show. Here Comes Honey F***ing Boo Boo.

And in an action packed edition of Dr P’s News Round, we find out that he went to school with Boogaloo Shrimp & although we’re making no promises, there MIGHT be a return of P’s famous Heavyset Sassy Woman of Color impression.

Fingers crossed.

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• @TheEdFromVegas
• Salt Peter
• Marines
• The Ed Olympics
• The Ed TV
• Pooping in Wal-Mart

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The Olympics have hit Booze’s home town & after spending the last 7 years saying he wouldn’t watch the Games if he could see them from his window… he does.

That’s right. He’s got a bad case of Olympic Fever, which he caught from high-fiving the Queen as she plummeted past his balcony at Booze Towers.

We celebrate the XXX Olympiad in the way we think the ancient Greeks would have wanted us to. By using it to talk about awful tattoos. Including one so badly misspelled that we misspell it again on the podcast.

We also find out what America’s next generation of athletes/strippers will be called, & on a completely unrelated note, we find out Belasco’s first name. I’ll give you a clue… it’s not Cosmo.

Dr P brings us a fast-breaking news story from 2006 & we play another round of our fun new game The Tweets of Antonio Martez.

That’s right, everyone. It’s the SFJ Oylmpics Special!

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Topics include

• Dr. P discovers “Page 3″
• Sanducky/Paterno
• Infants at the movies
• Aurora, CO tragedy
• Batpussy
• Snuggle whores
• Crafty Butchers
• Viewing Porn in Public

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In the week that Her Majesty’s Government declassified “Britain’s X-Files” (cue music), we bring on UFO expert Ryan The Germaphobe to tell us his favorite Close Encounters stories. Most of which seem to involve owls.

It’s not long before we steer him on to his specialist subject, though. Why does Ryan The Germaphobe leave a trail of tiny nacho corners in his wake? Why hasn’t his poor imprisoned wife brutally murdered him yet? And is urine actually sterile?

Belasco tells us why the Japanese should never go to Paris, Dr P catches fish with his nipples & we play a round of Booze’s fun new game “The Tweets of Antonio Martez”.

Listen & play along!

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Please check out Ryan’s Kickstarter project of original art, “Birds of Lore”, at the link below.

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• Antonio Martez (@AntonioMartez)
• Declassified British UFO documents (http://bit.ly/SMqEaU)
• Birds of Lore Kickstarter Project (http://kck.st/NQqC2l)

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• Where is Hiccup? (@OneHiccup)

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In which nobody is more surprised than us to discover that we’re all quite fond of tiny humanoid-like actor Tom Cruise.

All kneel & praise the great God Scientol!

We talk about actors who hated their own movies & bow down to fan pressure with a return to our most popular topic ever.

Yes… It’s Shit Bits in Good Flicks Part 2!

What was wrong with The Empire Strikes Back? Why was Raiders of the Lost Ark a load of bollocks? How come Terminator 2 went all gay? Listen & find out.

Meanwhile, Dr P contracts Grease Fever, Booze tells us why appearing in a L’Oreal ad is like choosing to play football for Wales, Belasco puts himself in the left channel & we all get very worried about Hiccup.

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Topics include

• Serenading Sandusky
• Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Moments of Beauty

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In which Dr. P subjects us to a Trilogy of Turds by means of a Chuck Norris movie marathon.  Chuck’s Blank Stare of Doom sabotaged this episode in almost every way possible.  We cover the classics “Silent Rage”, “Invasion U.S.A.”, and “Firewalker”.

Listen in as Belasco offers up the pink torpedo, Booze gets all teary-eyed over a dog popsicle, and we take time to call up a much better actor – Perry Caravello, star of “Windy City Heat” and The Big 3 Podcast.

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• “Good At Karate” by Hiccup
• “Chuck Norris is a Fighty Man” by Booze

Special thanks to Casey Ryan for appearing on the show.
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• Casey Ryan’s Cutting Room Floor Podcast (@CuttingRoomMRB)
• The Big 3 Podcast

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Topics include:

• Sucker-berg’s Facebook trouble
• The Ed’s Parenting Tips
• Classic Blaxploitation Films
• Tax Tips
• The Ed Runs out of Toilet Paper

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In which we meet The Indelible Hulk, unveil our fun new topical play-along movie game, wonder whether it would be easier to apply for residency in North Korea or time travel back to the 1970′s & we take another question from a loyal listener.

Hiccup phones in from an important meeting, Dr P quits smoking (and caring), Booze tells us why Hobo Face will never take off as a popular bar snack & Belasco scales Sex & The City 2 style depths of puntasticness.

“School News” appears under license from the I Am Idiot Podcast. You can find them at www.iamidiotcentral.com & @IAmIdiotcentral on the Twitters.

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• Banksy
• Hiccup dedicates a song to Eric Kelly, boxing instructor
• England vs. the Insane Norwegian
• Brit-Mex
• Sharpie terrorism

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In which we discuss the latest advancements in robotic technology while Hiccup wonders about the size of Skynet’s private parts.  Also, Booze fantasizes about an R2 unit with a built-in toilet, Belasco takes us on a journey to the sexiest primate house in the world, and Dr. P serves up dinner on his urethra.

Special Thanks to our friends/sponsors/lovers at I Am Idiot (http://www.iamidiotcentral.com/).  Do yourself a favor and check out their podcast.

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•  Breastfeeding 10 year olds
• The Geriatric Virgin
• Giant Midgets
• Genociders, Homociders, and Orgiers

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In which we’re joined by Lady Guest @KarenTozzi for a special Lady Movie Club featuring a Lady Film that ladies like.

So saddle up your camel, pull up your Spanx, apply some taramasalata to your feminine woman parts* & join us as we watch Sex & The City 2.

Listen as Dr P tells us about this neat new website he’s found, Belasco does a suspiciously accurate impersonation of a Danish pervert & Hiccup’s Mother-in-law overhears him as he tells us an especially unsavoury anecdote about a former lover’s fishy bits.

Karen reveals that even women can’t resist the hypnotic power of unfettered nanny boob, we listen to an uncomfortably long clip of possible stroke victim Liza Minnelli & Booze takes the blame for the whole sorry mess.

*Independent women can of course carry out these actions in any order they see fit. Or not at all. It’s very much up to them.

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In which we welcome back our friend The Ed, who tells us all about his favorite Mel Gibbons film, his little-known career as a jockey & what he thinks of Game of Thrones. Dr P advises us how to spot the most available girl at the party, Booze exiles some penguin thieves & we get a phone call from an 8 year old girl. Also, one of us gets slightly, podcast-stoppingly tipsy.

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Pacino.

DeNiro.

Heat.

That’s a BRILLIANT film, right? No. No it’s not.

It’s one of the most overrated movies in all of cinema history & this week we’re joined by Ben & Keith from the I Am Idiot podcast to help us understand why.

Listen as Dr P gives us his bank robbery fitness tips, Ben tells us how to use metallurgy to impress the ladies, Booze bemoans the appalling manners of prostitute murdering Nazis, Hiccup wakes up the neighbors & Keith doesn’t go home empty handed.

Oh… & Belasco liked the film.

WARNING: May contain some shouty Al Pacino impressions. And Hiccup’s Dad.

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In which we receive our very first call from a listener, Hiccup tries to spoil the next season of The Walking Dead, we take the batteries out of the nerd alert as Belasco speaks to a man who is forcing his wife to watch every single episode of Doctor Who ever made & Dr. P may or may not ruin the interview with an inappropriate Skype avatar.

Plus: The worldwide exclusive airing of Elton John’s Trayvon Martin tribute song.

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In which Dr. P wonders whether it’s politically correct to call people of restricted growth ‘Elves’, Booze tries to remember what Freddy Krueger’s trousers look like, Belasco makes the needle fly off the Nerd Alert & we find out why Hiccup has been so quiet on the podcast lately. Also, our special guest The Sav shares his weight loss tips & tells us about his punishing exercise regime.

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In which we call on ExplodingHelicopter.com expert Will to help us navigate through the rotorcraft-centered carnage featured in John Woo’s Broken Arrow. A film so bad that it drove a minor cast member to shoot himself in the head 16 years later. And miss. After listening to the 911 call in typically solemn & respectful fashion, we remember SFJ legend & gun crime victim Eyes Shot Out Josh, Hiccup has a baby & Dr. P struggles with technology. Again.

WARNING: May contain a moustache made out of duct tape.

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In which we talk to Hiccup’s extremely pregnant wife Megan.  A couple of weeks ago we asked her to watch “The Omen”, “Rosemary’s Baby”, and “We Need to Talk About Kevin” and tell us her thoughts.  We were shocked – SHOCKED – to find out that the results weren’t pleasant.  Also, we discuss the rise of the American High School Prom in England, Dr. P shows off his knowledge of Age of Consent Laws, and Hiccup wades through the pubic underbrush.

It’s a third trimester triple-feature!

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In which we continue our discussion with Booze as he travels through Texas.  Dr. P talks guns, Belasco talks drugs, and Hiccup continues his decent into madness.  It’s everything you expect from Texas and more!

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In which our British friend Booze ventures deep into the Heart of Texas where the toilets are huge, the flags are numerous, and there’s no pooping in the streets.  Also, Dr. P brags about his banana-chucking ability, Belasco picks his favorite Judd, and Hiccup has a nervous breakdown.

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In which soon-to-be father, Hiccup, shares with us the safest place to hide your weed, Booze educates us on the “Pink Pound”, Dr. P displays his vast knowledge of Squatter’s Rights, and Belasco gets all hot and bothered at the Austin Comic-Con.  We also take some time to go over the Penn St. scandal with all the grace and sensitivity you’ve come to expect from SFJ.

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• Wonder Woman cosplay @ ACC  (Flickr user: Honey Badger 007)
• Michael Biehn
• Barbara Nedeljakova
• Julie Dawn Cole (Veruca Salt)

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In which one of the panelists pulls out a very personal movie club selection.  Listen in as Dr. P takes on a tour of his Id by making us watch “Caged Heat”.  Bars, bitches, and beavers abound while Belasco, Booze, and Hiccup try to hang on for dear life.  Afterwards, we try to cleanse our palate with a serving of “Chained Heat” because, how could it be any worse, right?  Ohhh, man…

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In which we continue our Round Table discussion from last week.  Listen as Hiccup tells us what it’s like to be a naughty nurse, Belasco sees into his own future, Dr. P lusts after your mom, and Booze walks into the Twilight Zone. 

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In which the gang discusses all manner of topical issues.  Listen in as Belasco pushes a joke too far and too soon, Hiccup ruins The Walking Dead for everyone (spoiler alert), Booze rethinks “Mo-vember” and has a run-in with a hatstand, and we quiz Dr. P on his knowledge of gay color codes.

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In which we share Halloween memories with our friend Joel from AintNobodyHeardOfUs.com.  We’ll talk about the times we were most scared, some horror movies (new and old), and it wouldn’t be the SFJ Podcast without a mention of the Fleshlight.  Listen as Belasco takes a hike in tears, Booze feels the Amityville curse upon him, Hiccup flees from his uncle, Joel tells us about Lacto-kinesis, and Dr. P tries to come up with a better explanation than just “hand spasm.”

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An abbreviated show in which our main purpose is to encourage you, the listener, to send in some audio for our Halloween Special next week.  The topic will be, “The time I was most scared was…”  

So, if you have a ghost story, nearly pissed yourself due to a practical joke, or had a run-in with a Twilight obsessed fan-girl we want to hear about it.  As a bonus, we’ve included some out-takes from the music biopics show and throw in some podcast recommendations.

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In which Casey Ryan from the Cutting Room Floor Podcast joins us as a guest once again to talk about the magic of the music.  Dr. P pours some sugar on Def Leppard, Hiccup puts little pants on his dog, Casey proves to be Jerry Lee Lewis’ biographer, Booze loves him some Falco, and Belasco keeps trying to figure out what a music biopic is.

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In which we continue our discussion of memories and experiences from childhood. Listen in as Belasco confesses to knowing way to much Bruce Willis trivia, Booze insults the memory of one of his greatest countrymen, Dr. P tells us all about the Power Rangers, and Hiccup kills his sister’s rabbit.

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In which the panelists discuss some of their strangest and fondest memories from childhood.  Listen in as Belasco becomes the worlds dumbest arsonist, Dr. P crawls through the sewers, Booze jams his head where it doesn’t belong, and Hiccup confesses his love for Gene Simmons.

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 In which podcast panelists Belasco, Booze, and Dr. P make their second appearance on Casey Ryan’s “Cutting Room Floor” podcast.

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