tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92079709774342835132024-09-24T10:57:25.290-07:00Sweet Love Quotes, Funny Jokes, Romantic and Sad Shayari and Other Lovers ChoicesRajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.comBlogger237125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-23398313035618233422013-02-20T02:35:00.002-08:002013-02-20T02:35:33.327-08:00Heart Touching Lines<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: large;">Sukhhe Patton Ki Tarah Bhikhri Thi Zindagi Humari.....Kisi Ne Sameta Bhi to Sirf Jalane Ke Liye...!!!!!</span></div>
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Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-90998554568770446322013-02-20T01:54:00.000-08:002013-02-20T01:57:06.379-08:00Shayari Time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Kafan Mein Lipti Ek Mohabbat Ki Lash thi, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br />Subah Udas Thi Sham Udas Thi....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br />E Duniya
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Jahan Meri Aur Unki Pehli Mulaqat Thi........</span></div>
Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-38241605247690419202012-10-25T22:36:00.001-07:002012-10-25T22:43:47.610-07:00Joke of the day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-81435923196613523672012-08-14T04:08:00.000-07:002012-08-14T04:08:28.489-07:00Happy Independence Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: x-large;">Wishing you very Happy Independence Day to my all INDIAN Friends :)</span></div><br />
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</div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-78663501524651568892012-04-05T21:49:00.001-07:002012-04-05T21:51:48.602-07:00Today Quote<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">life asked death,''why do people love me but hate u?'' death responded,'' because you are a beautiful lie and i am a painful truth</span></div></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-33042203800334899282012-03-25T07:15:00.000-07:002012-03-25T07:15:14.373-07:00Shayari Time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Dua Mile Doston Se, Saath Mile Apno Se...</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Khushiya Mile Jag Se, Rehmat Mile Rab Se...</span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Pyar Mile Sab Se, Yahi Dua Hai Rab Se...Ki Aap Khush Rhe Sab Se....!!!</span></span><br />
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</span></div><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;">Kyun Ki Usme Sirf 1% Pani Aur 99% Feelings Hoti Hai :)</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-79843135200160377052012-02-27T21:11:00.000-08:002012-02-27T21:11:01.426-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Patni Mobile</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Pati Simcard</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Dono Mile to hua Recharge</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Beta hua to Incoming</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Beti hui to Outgoing</span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">and Agar Kuch bhi na hua to Network Problem :)))))))))</span></span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-760361639346255422012-02-27T21:05:00.000-08:002012-02-27T21:05:47.691-08:00Joke of the Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sardar se puchha gya "Akal bdi ya Bhains?"</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sardar Totally Confuse ho gya aur kuch der baad bola...</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: large;">"TUSSI SAALEO MENNU ULLU SAMJHDE HO!" Date of Birth ta dassi ni. :))))))))))</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-22554675770091212342012-02-16T21:08:00.000-08:002012-02-16T21:08:03.657-08:00Joke of the Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Child1: Tujhe Sharam ni Aati Tere Papa Tailor Hai Aur Teri Shirt Fatti Hai....</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">Child2: Sharam ki Baat To Ye Hai ki Tere Papa Dentist Hai Aur Tera Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua.....:))))))))</span></span></div></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-34247052580901963012012-02-16T02:48:00.000-08:002012-02-16T02:48:36.686-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Boys Require 100% Talent to Get a Job.</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">But</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Girls Require Only 4% and Remaining</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">( 36 )</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> )24(</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">( 36 )</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">96% Complete ;)</span><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">So Boys be ready for lot of Struggle :))))))))</span></span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-21177301352993945332012-02-15T18:08:00.000-08:002012-02-15T18:08:18.484-08:00Joke of the Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;">1 Din Santa Bazar Gaya,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">1 Chor Uska Mobile Lekar Bhaag Gaya, Santa Piche Bhaaga Fir Ruk Gaya Aur Chillaya....!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Leja Bhai Charger Lene Aayega na Tab Pakdunga :))))))))))</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-37085813896470013012012-02-13T21:05:00.000-08:002012-02-13T21:05:03.641-08:00Quote of the Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Time can turn at any time, don't devalue anyone in life. We may be powerful but time is more powerful than us !!</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-37318056941895760322012-02-11T23:23:00.000-08:002012-02-11T23:23:45.233-08:00Heart Touching Shayari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Aap Udas Ho To Meri Hassi Mang Lena,</span></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Koi Gum Ho To Meri Khushi Mang Lena,</span></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Khuda Aapko 100 Saal ki Zindgi De,</span></div><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">1 Bhi Pal Kam Pde To Meri Zindgi Mang Lena !!!!!</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-29797742912611532972012-02-11T23:08:00.000-08:002012-02-11T23:13:36.987-08:00Happy Valentine's Day Friends<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: black;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Most Beautiful Wishes For Your Someone Special on This Loving Valentine's Day</span></div><br />
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</div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-28200545601762637972012-02-05T06:13:00.000-08:002012-02-05T06:18:13.241-08:00Joke of the day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;">A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :</span><br />
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"Re.10 for 1 mark"<br />
Paper was checked by Santa<br />
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:<br />
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-11804190362263051062012-02-05T06:04:00.000-08:002012-02-05T06:04:59.431-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: blue;">Steve Jobs' last words</span>:</span><br />
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Dear Punjabis,<br />
Please note that<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
iPill is not our product<br />
and<br />
iPad is not a sanitary napkin!</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-42489306492509163242012-02-05T06:00:00.000-08:002012-02-05T06:02:01.953-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;">PIZZA always confuses me:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
- <span style="color: blue;">Square box</span><br />
- <span style="color: magenta;">Round pizza</span><br />
- <span style="color: #0c343d;">Triangle slices</span></span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-26410499893173681322012-01-11T03:28:00.000-08:002012-01-11T03:28:04.230-08:00Golden Words<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">But</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota hai :)</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9207970977434283513.post-71683687065454367712011-09-22T05:27:00.000-07:002011-09-22T05:27:57.757-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: blue; font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;">Understanding a Girl is like Downloading a 2GB file with 2 Kbps speed and when you have downloaded 99%, you will get an error....</span></div><div style="color: red; font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><span style="color: red; font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">"Unrecognized Format" :)))))))))</span></div>Rajhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16057645205461961868noreply@blogger.com0