Sybil's Kharma

She Finally Turned Herself In!

2012-11-27T17:54:00.000-08:00

Sybil's Begging Again!

2012-11-17T19:17:00.000-08:00

OH NO! Sybil's on the warpath again.

2012-11-04T17:41:00.000-08:00

Some of Sybil's Finest Performances!

2012-09-11T15:21:00.000-07:00

Who can ever forget Sybil's meltdowns!

2012-06-16T21:40:00.000-07:00

Here's a good one from the files.

Sybil: "Don't F*ck With Me, Fellas!"

2012-05-29T18:15:00.001-07:00

MS Paint! LOL!

Sybil: Still Grifting After All These Years

2012-04-02T06:42:00.001-07:00

So, what else is new?

2012-03-22T22:40:00.002-07:00

It's Leap Day!

2012-02-29T10:14:00.001-08:00

You just know Sybil would want everyone to dance to her whining!

Miss Sybil's Perpetual Meltdowns

2012-02-28T09:48:00.001-08:00

What a Filthy Pig Meltdown may look like.

Sybil Lurking at Walmart

2012-02-11T18:16:00.000-08:00

Did Sybil trade in the thug truck for an older, trashier heap? Just look at that hammy arm of hers!
sent in by the Internet Elves

Sybil's Inner Turmoil

2012-02-02T14:53:00.000-08:00

Links That Aren't Sybil's

2012-01-01T02:25:00.000-08:00

Searching for an alternative to the crap Sybil puts on her linkdump sites?

Suck It, Sybil has some links for you to explore.

NOTE: If you tried to get into the Sybil Sucks blog earlier but couldn't, that's been fixed. The blog is open.

Happy New Year!

2012-01-01T01:58:00.000-08:00

Yea verily it has come to pass: the Year 2012 is upon us!

Will this year be the one in which Sybil realizes "Oh crap! I won't be getting AIDS Money forever. And two years of a decent-paying job haven't racked up enough Social Security for me to retire on. Perhaps I should rejoin the world of work and show the people of this planet that I DO have what it takes to be successful!"

Or will she just wallow in her usual trough of various deadly sins and spend her time playing the victim while the benefits run out?

It's a Sybil Christmas!

2011-12-18T17:47:00.000-08:00

Oh, sing with us!
"The Bum's PINK PANTIES, 11 greasy cockrings, 10 gin martinis, 9 pounds of taters, 8 bills for payin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 thugs a humping, FIIIIVE PAYDAY LOANS, 4 sworn out warrants, 3 Natty Ice, 2 nasty pigs feet and a complaiiiiiiint to the I C Threeeeeeeeeee!"

But we're sure Sybil will be nagging Santa for more... MORE MORE!!!!

Attention Miss Ken Attention Miss Ken!

2011-11-17T15:22:00.001-08:00

Where is Sybil's ham dammit? She must be very angry that she doesn't have her death ham for Thanksgiving. Better hop to it! She needs to take a current picture of it on her butt-ugly sofa so she can brag about how much her best buddy wants her to die from clogged arteries.

Sybil makes threats

2011-10-27T17:50:00.000-07:00

She was definitely jacked up on something. Care to guess what it was?

Sybil accuses Obama of being gay

2011-10-05T18:12:00.000-07:00

Just look at this photoshop taken directly from Sybil's site. She, according to her, does not approve of lifting things from other people's sites, so it must be a genuine Sybil. Obama should send the entire Secret Service to her door to investigate this heinous case of libel!

Bing Image Search for "Sunday Dinner"

2011-10-03T19:09:00.000-07:00

Sybil's nasty food made Bing Image Search once again. Protip: Unless you're using herbed oils, your chicken shouldn't taste like the grease you fry it in.

Psychic Sybs Show

2011-09-01T05:07:00.000-07:00

We heard Cleveland camped out on the sidewalk for a week just to get tickets, only to find that Sybil cancelled the show then took the proceeds and pissed them away in a Reno casino. "Nobody forced anybody to buy a ticket. Let the buyer beware!"

That funky Munkyfuss shows us a rare copy of the show's flyer. Amazing!

Is There a Doctor in the House?

2011-08-29T06:05:00.000-07:00

Another One for the Bum's Wishlist

2011-08-23T13:22:00.000-07:00

"Yo Santa,

I've been a very bummy bum this year and I think I deserve something better than that Natty Ice swill Sybil buys me. How about bringing me this gift pack? It's exactly what I want for Christmas -- and every other day!

-- the Bum"

The Bum Passes Through

2011-08-13T22:17:00.000-07:00

Is that Bum well-fed or what? I guess you can buy a lot of grease with food stamps!

Look Who's In the Funny Papers!

2011-08-08T16:31:00.000-07:00

Click to enlarge so you can read the dialogue.

SHOCKER: Artifact is an ARTI-FAKE!

2011-08-01T08:08:00.000-07:00

In an astonishingly expected turn of events, the so-called "Shroud of Reno" has been exposed as a fraud. Scientists examining the shroud (which Sybil's "representatives" claim to be proof of Sybil's death) have found multiple inconsistencies and fakeries to debunk the entire reeking rag.

"First of all," said one scholar, "The body image shown on the shroud is FAR too healthy-looking and toned to be Sybil. There's no way Sybil would have actually used her exercise machine that much. It's an obvious fake."

Added another scientist, "Another sign of fraud is that this tired old bit of tat has been used multiple times over the past several years as a phoney proof of death. It's also been known as the Shroud of San Jose, Shroud of the Trailer Park, etc.

"It's a Shroud of Steaming Shite, that's what it is."