Too Old For This...

Episode 125: Too Old For This...Undergarment

AJ Minotti — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 15:53:45 +0000

This week, find out how well scotch and beer pair together, why we can't stop playing Destiny and Divinity, was Gold Story worth the wait, and lot about our underwear. Perhaps too much.

Episode 124: Too Old For This...Notebook

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 22 Sep 2017 21:42:03 +0000

Join us this week for our review of Larian Studios Divinity: Original Sin 2, Jay's Warby Parker experience, a discussion of The Room and the upcoming flick The Disaster Artist, and we finally come up with something unacceptable to talk about on the show. Check it out.

Episode 123: Too Old For This...Face

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 16 Sep 2017 12:03:03 +0000

The guys discuss this week’s Apple Special Event, we review Pocketwatch Games' new title Tooth & Tail, and decide on a new name for Cleveland’s baseball team. Check it out!

Episode 122: Too Old For This...Streaming

AJ Minotti — Fri, 08 Sep 2017 18:33:43 +0000

Jeff, Zach, and AJ bring you our first podcast to be streamed on Twitch! You can check it out (and all future streams) at http://www.twitch.tv/toftwitch/. In this episode, we discuss getting in the Peloton, feeling like a pedophile while golfing, and fun camera gear.

TOFT Presents: Epcot International Food & Wine Festival 2017

Jeffrey Parsons — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 12:14:18 +0000

Join Jeff & Janna for an honest, hot off the (sandwich) presses take on this year's Walt Disney World Epcot Food & Wine Festival. What are the things you should absolutely not miss, what are the things to avoid, and why did they have to visit the First Aid station? You'll have to listen to find out.

Episode 121: Too Old For This...Nindy

AJ Minotti — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 18:59:48 +0000

Jay and AJ talk about the joys of a new MacBook, the Nintendo Indie Showcase, AJ's new job, the weird Mario and Rabbids crossover that shouldn't work but does, and the reasons why being an adult sucks by not letting you take spontaneous Disney trips because it would be "irresponsible."

Episode 120: Too Old For This...Football

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 25 Aug 2017 11:51:05 +0000

The guys try to figure out why they still watch football and/or play fantasy football in 2017. Jeff has tried a Beyond Burger and is making his way through Mass Effect: Andromeda. Jay also gives us some thoughts on Uncharted: The Lost Legacy.

Episode 119: Too Old For This...Sandwich

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 19 Aug 2017 20:02:28 +0000

The food themed episodes continue. We've all seen Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, what did we think? Sonic Mania has been released and AJ is excited, Ducktales is back and Jay is excited, and an impromptu discussion about dinner goes horribly, horribly awry. Check it out!

SPOILER WARNING: If you want to avoid Guardians 2 spoilers, skip from 20:00 through 29:10.

DISCLAIMER: We had some audio issues with the tech that powers the show. You may notice a few hiccups or sync issues. We've done the best we can to edit around it so we could release a show for you this week. Thanks for understanding.

Episode 118: Too Old For This...Waffle

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 11 Aug 2017 23:15:06 +0000

Jeff & Jay talk through setting new highs (and lows) with their fitness goals, review a whole bunch of new music, and discuss some waffle mix. Because of course they do. Check it out.

Episode 117: Too Old For This...FOMO

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 12:08:02 +0000

The guys delve into why most online communities suck, discuss the new Star Wars VR thing coming to Disney Springs, talk some baseball trading deadline, and Jeff recommends a beer you probably can't get anyway. https://teespring.com/stores/too-old-for-thisshoppe is your link to buy cool swag and support the show. Thanks!

Episode 116: Too Old For This... Bouillabaisse

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 28 Jul 2017 12:01:50 +0000

Do you like/not like our show? Well, then we have an episode for you! This week, Jeff, AJ, and Jay go rapid fire through topics covering everything you enjoy/don't enjoy us discussing every week. Check it out! Don't forget to go to https://teespring.com/stores/too-old-for-thisshoppe to grab one of the sweet new (or old) TOFT shirts (or mugs). We appreciate the support!

Episode 115: Too Old For This...Fortnight

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 22 Jul 2017 23:18:29 +0000

Jeff has been in Disney World for two weeks, so naturally you want to hear about everything we ate and drank. You'll also get a review of the new Pandora: World Of Avatar. We also discuss all of the exciting announcements coming out of D23 2017. Don't forget to visit https://teespring.com/stores/too-old-for-thisshoppe to check out the cool merchandise you can get. We appreciate the support to keep the show funded!

Too Old For This....T-Shirt Campaign

Zach Egolf — Mon, 17 Jul 2017 11:27:22 +0000

The 2017 TOFT T-Shirt Campaign is in full swing! Every item you buy helps to keep our show coming to you on a consistent, weekly* basis! It helps to fund the bandwidth and storage space required to produce the same, quality** TOFT Content that you get every single week!***

Head on over to https://teespring.com/TOFT-2017-Fundraiser and pick up a few items! Post your favorite shots on whatever social media your kids have taught you to use, and don't forget to tag #TOFT2017Shirt.

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Episode 114: Too Old For This...Fantasy

AJ Minotti — Fri, 14 Jul 2017 20:12:05 +0000

Jay and AJ welcome kind of special guest Mike Minotti to discuss Final Fantasy XII and XIV, Amazon Prime Day, and running.

Episode 113: Too Old For This...Taco

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 30 Jun 2017 11:39:17 +0000

It's Taco Tuesday...or whatever day you're listening. The guys discuss this year's fundraiser, Jeff's iPhone backup adventure, and a follow-up on last week's music picks.

Want to support the show? Go to https://teespring.com/shop/TOFT-2017-Fundraiser

Episode 112: Too Old For This...Clone

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:40:23 +0000

The gang discusses boiling bacon in a bag, the new iPad Pro, the fate of the Han Solo movie, and a whole bunch of talk about some new music. What did your podcast discuss this week?

TOFT Presents: EBP Presents: E3 2017

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 14:40:35 +0000

Mashup! You got your Exploding Barrel in my...Old...thing. Wait, never mind. Either way, you get two, two, two shows in one this week as the usual gang (AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST) take you through what we thought of the big announcements at this year's E3. Enjoy!

Episode 111: Too Old For This...Squid

Jeffrey Parsons — Mon, 12 Jun 2017 11:32:21 +0000

Sorry about the delay, stuff happens.

This week hear all about Jay's trip to the Bay Area, including the baby he ate. Then we go over all of Apple's announcements from last week's WWDC. Fun for the whole family.

UPDATED AUDIO VERSION. Sorry about that.

Episode 110: Too Old For This...Game

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 02 Jun 2017 00:14:18 +0000

In this episode of too old for this…AJ talks Jeff through an existential video game crisis, and then they play never have I ever, Disney-style.

Episode 109: Too Old For This...Bamboo

AJ Minotti — Sat, 27 May 2017 15:11:38 +0000

From hard work to working hard, we've got stories of new jobs, installing flooring, and playing Heroes of the Storm. Do you want some new music to listen to? That's what he said.

TOFT Presents: Be Smart At Walt Disney World

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 19 May 2017 11:09:16 +0000

Jeff & AJ take you from park to park, resort to resort, and tell you what you should never miss, and what you should probably skip at Walt Disney World.

Episode 108: Too Old For This...Champion

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 10 May 2017 23:53:53 +0000

IT'S HERE! The finals of Smarch Madness, where we crown The Greatest Candy In The Universe. Will your favorite win? Well, after you listen to us yammer on about the new Amazon piece of crap, the history of the iPod, and Prey...maybe you'll find out.

Episode 107: Too Old For This...Candle

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 05 May 2017 11:51:00 +0000

We got yer Mario Kart, we got your Brisket, we got yer Smarch Madness Round 2 action. Everything a growing podcast listener needs. Enjoy!

Episode 106: Too Old For This...Resignation

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 26 Apr 2017 23:28:11 +0000

Jay has an announcement that affects his future with the show, the guys dissect Disney’s movie schedule, and it’s second round action of Smarch Madness, which apparently involves yelling.

Episode 105: Too Old For This...Cord

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:34:47 +0000

It's a fatal four-way! All four jerks are around this week to discuss if cutting the cord is a real option, or just something insufferable people talk about at parties. Also, we finish off the first round of Smarch Madness: Candy Edition with the All Sugar Bracket.

Episode 104: Too Old For This...Pork

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 22:23:48 +0000

Join us this week for more discussion of Planet Earth 2, Jeff's verdict on his new Traeger Grill, and Jay's verdict on the pork from said grill. Also, it's the Chocolate Round of Smarch Madness, featuring a HUGE upset. Check it out.

Episode 103: Too Old For This...Filling

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 11:33:18 +0000

This week it’s round two of Smarch Madness, as we continue to try to name the Best Candy In The Universe! Also, thoughts on Project Scorpio, Wrestlemania 33, and the Sonos PlayBase.

Episode 102: Too Old For This...Memory

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 29 Mar 2017 01:58:08 +0000

It's round one of Smarch Madness! Join us as we scientifically determine the greatest candy in the universe, one delicious piece at a time (except Almond Joy. Those suck). There is still time to submit your picks at http://challonge.com/smarchmadness2017

Episode 101: Too Old For This...Toothache

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 23 Mar 2017 14:00:00 +0000

For our first post-centennial episode, it's a throwback to the days of old. Just two guys shooting the shit about a range of topics, from emergency root canals, to the best surge protectors, some Mass Effect, and what to expect from Pandora at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Look! Show notes!

The surge protector we speak about.

https://www.amazon.com/CyberPower-CSP600WSU-Protector-Outlet-Charging/dp/B00K8ZMVZ4/ref=pd_bxgy_23_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00K8ZMVZ4&pd_rd_r=Y4NS38HNC2G16A8NYBM9&pd_rd_w=fNzMC&pd_rd_wg=gKuvJ&psc=1&refRID=Y4NS38HNC2G16A8NYBM9

Here's To Life!

https://vimeo.com/ondemand/herestolife

Episode 100: Too Old For This...Centennial

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 23:24:50 +0000

This week, all four knuckleheads are back to talk about all the same crap they've been talking about for 99 episodes. We spend the second half of the show reflecting on what getting to episode 100 means, and celebrate our community a bit. We also talk about our next exciting bracket we'll be doing. Check it out!

Episode 99: Too Old For This...Legend

Jeffrey Parsons — Sun, 12 Mar 2017 01:46:41 +0000

On this week's episode of TOFT, the Jeff-less gang takes a one hour Zelda break to...talk about Zelda, the latest Nintendo Console, and our history with the Zelda series. Also, Zelda. Check it out.

Episode 98: Too Old For This...Microphone

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 01 Mar 2017 12:28:52 +0000

Jeff breaks his mic seconds before recording and we STILL get the show out on time (for a change). What can I say except...you're welcome.

Episode 97: Too Old For This...Rescue

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 25 Feb 2017 02:12:24 +0000

Just when you (and we) thought there would be no episode this week, we were saved at the last minute by a giant mutant rat...bird. Or Janna, who selflessly gave up her Friday night to talk to her husband for 45 minutes. It's really kind of a regular episode of the show, as we cover Moana, Fixer Upper's shark jumping, Alan Tudyk's Con-Man, and some other stuff. Check it out.

Episode 96: Too Old For This...Demolition

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 17 Feb 2017 12:36:50 +0000

Zach & Jeff (and Zach's family) introduce you to the new show that's sweeping the nation: Property Brothers Of Destruction. Also, Zach read Mr. Mercedes, and Jeff played the new season of The Walking Dead game. Good things, good things.

Episode 95: Too Old For This...Incompetence

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 10 Feb 2017 12:21:25 +0000

It’s a busy week in Disney related news, as we cover AJ’s trip to Disneyland and everything that came out of the quarterly report. Zach shares his love of incompetence, and Jeff is starring in a sequel to The Money Pit.

Episode 94: Too Old For This...Doom

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 13:09:09 +0000

It's earnings season! The guys discuss how Apple and Google are doomed...DOOOMED. We get updates on Jeff & Zach's new house stuff, and AJ tells us about The Founder, starring Bat-Vulture. There's also Marvel Unlimited and WWE Network discussion. That seems like a lot, but somehow it's all in there.

Episode 93: Too Old For This...Title

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 26 Jan 2017 01:04:42 +0000

Does YOUR favorite podcast somehow manage to dissect comedy and censorship, discuss power tools, the deeper meaning of being the last Jedi, AND make you a delicious meal? If your favorite podcast is Too Old For This it sure does.

Episode 92: Too Old For This...House

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 19 Jan 2017 14:00:17 +0000

Zach, AJ, & Kim Carnes discuss what Hitler thought of the Nintendo Switch announcement, and then discuss their home renovation/improvement projects they have coming up in 2017.

Here's the link to the video we discuss on the episode: Funny stuff. https://youtu.be/uauzNt_bFpA

Episode 91: Too Old For This...Prediction

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 02:58:28 +0000

Are you a busy professional? Do you not have time to live through the next 350 or so days? Well, the boys at Too Old For This have you covered! In this week's episode we tell you everything that will 100% for certain happen in 2017, so you can get back to doing whatever it is you'd rather be doing the rest of the year.

Episode 90: Too Old For This...2016 Part 3

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 06 Jan 2017 01:05:36 +0000

We know it's 2017, but we're not ready to let go of 2016 yet, since it was so awesome...for video games. This week we each share our top choices for the best in gaming for 2016 and share with you the completely surprising, you never saw it coming pick for the TOFT GOTY. Check it out.

Too Old For This Presents...Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Jeffrey Parsons — Tue, 20 Dec 2016 14:49:28 +0000

The TOFT gang is joined by Matty Granger to discuss, analyze, nitpick, but mostly get really excited about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. SPOILER WARNING: If you haven't watched the movie that takes place before the movie you've already seen and don't want to know what happens when you already know what happens, maybe don't listen.

(We know there are a few audio issues with this episode, our apologies. We don't think they'll detract from your enjoyment)

Episode 89: Too Old For This...2016 Part 2

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 15 Dec 2016 13:44:47 +0000

In this episode, three functional illiterates that never go to the movies get together to tell you the best books and films of 2016. It's definitive!

Episode 88: Too Old For This...2016 Part 1

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 08 Dec 2016 13:12:42 +0000

Welcome to the first of our Best Of 2016 episodes. This week, we're covering the best Music and TV of the year. Do we agree on everything? Nope. Only one way to find out for sure though...

Episode 87: Too Old For This...Deal

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:53:33 +0000

The boys are in the mood to talk deals this week, as MLB struck a new one, and Black Everyday offered up a bunch of 'em. Also, we discuss our history with the Final Fantasy series as the new game released this week.

Episode 86: Too Old For This...Debate

Jeffrey Parsons — Wed, 23 Nov 2016 02:51:23 +0000

Dreading your annual family holiday get-togethers? The Too Old For This gang is here to give you debates you can start when the conversation starts down the politics and religion road. Guaranteed to have your whole family disagreeing for completely different reasons than usual.

Episode 85: Too Old For This...Murder

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 17 Nov 2016 18:28:09 +0000

Need an hour away from all of the "stuff" in the world? We're back to normal this week, as we talk through Jay's trip to Universal Studios, how our Extra Life marathon went, and Metallica's latest unique idea.

Episode 84: Too Old For This...Cookie

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 10 Nov 2016 16:20:31 +0000

The guys talk AJ's new TV (not 2000 inches, but it'll do), cookies, cooking with your kids, and then finally get to talking about the Presidential Election in true TOFT style. Check it out.

Too Old For This Presents...KISS

Jeffrey Parsons — Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:35:38 +0000

Jeff is joined by special guests Kevin & Del to discuss the legendary KISS. We share stories of being fans for over 30 years, discuss each era of the band, and what the future of KISS should be. Whether you have every album or have never listened to them, there's a lot of fun in this episode. Check it out.

Episode 83: Too Old For This...Series

AJ Minotti — Fri, 04 Nov 2016 14:29:09 +0000

Zach and Jay help AJ come to terms with the results of perhaps the greatest World Series in recent memories. With all the excitement around baseball, we try to figure out how to fix the NFL. Finally, Zach shares his experiences with tools and home improvement. You know. Manly things.

Episode 82: Too Old For This...Switch

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 27 Oct 2016 02:35:18 +0000

This episode we have a special guest, as GamesBeat's Jeff Grubb joins us to discuss what we old men think of the Nintendo Switch, seeing how we never get invited to any rooftop parties. We also discuss Yeungling's turn to the dark side, living ultra-wide, and if The Walking Dead crossed a line this week.

Episode 81: Too Old For This...Symphony

AJ Minotti — Thu, 20 Oct 2016 20:37:47 +0000

This week AJ celebrates as the Indians win the pennant, Zach travels back in time to check out Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, and Jay talks about what goes into streaming games for 24 hours as part of Extra Life.

Episode 80: Too Old For This...Fact

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 13 Oct 2016 12:03:26 +0000

This week, on a very special episode of Too Old For This, the guys spend half the show talking about the usual nonsense, and the other half talking about actual nonsense. Warning, there may be an attempt at an intelligent discussion of the state of our society within.

Episode 79: Too Old For This...Ketchup

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 07 Oct 2016 12:27:44 +0000

This week, Zach & Jeff welcome our new robot overlords, as long as they're willing to straighten up a bit. We also talk some baseball, Crobot, mattresses, and Google. So, you know...a regular episode.

Episode 78: Too Old For This...Venue

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 12:07:15 +0000

Soylent week two, Pumpkin spiced season, seeing Metallica with a very interesting person, and a discussion of how actual stupidity affects the world of virtual reality.

Episode 77: Too Old For This...Decade

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 22 Sep 2016 11:02:45 +0000

The gang talks about not eating for a week, why you should play Hearthstone, and discusses the 90’s, so you get to hear Jeff say “awful”, “terrible” and “garbage”…a lot…check it out!

Episode 76: Too Old For This...Update

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 12:11:20 +0000

It's almost fall, so the guys are ready for some football...and baseball, too. Plus, we geek out over iOS 10 and WatchOS 3, and realize that perhaps we're not the target audience for AAA video games any longer.

Episode 75: Too Old For This...Keynote

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 08 Sep 2016 23:55:17 +0000

Zach is sore from DDP Yoga, Apple & Sony have just had keynotes filled with new products, and Jeff got back from Vegas. Whole lotta show for ya this week. Enjoy.

Episode 74: Too Old For This...Setlist

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 01 Sep 2016 13:23:10 +0000

This week, the gang is just happy to make an actual episode you get to hear. We explain what went wrong last week, and then talk about what we want to see in a setlist when we go see a band. We also have the further adventures of Jay in 4K, and Jeff talks about watching The Goldbergs and paying way too much attention to it.

Episode 72: Too Old For This...Technical Difficulty

AJ Minotti — Fri, 19 Aug 2016 17:45:17 +0000

There was an awesome show recorded this week, but the internet ate it. So instead you get a pretty good show with Jay and AJ. The guys talk about Jay's new 4K TV and whether or not Jay should get into World of Warcraft.

Episode 71: Too Old For This...Binge

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 11 Aug 2016 13:39:24 +0000

It’s a trip down memory lane as the guys discuss their early experiences with cool technology. Before that, they somehow talk about politics, Netflix, and what your final day on Facebook would look like. It isn’t pretty.

Episode 70: Too Old For This...Cover

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 05 Aug 2016 01:20:02 +0000

In this extra special, foil-covered Episode 70, it’s a fatal four way once again as the guys talk their favorite cover songs, why Pokemon might actually Go, and Zach fought the lawn and the lawn won.

Episode 69: Too Old For This...Heh

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 28 Jul 2016 02:44:29 +0000

It's Episode 69! Heh, heh, heh.

Jeff, AJ, & Jay talk the WWE Brand Extension, the stuff shown at San Diego ComiCon, and go on a lengthy tangent about a proposed fifth park at Walt Disney World.

Episode 68: Too Old For This...Vacation

Jeffrey Parsons — Fri, 22 Jul 2016 13:31:06 +0000

Jeff & Jay take the show back from AJ & Zach, who are off doing their thing this week, and we talk about our recent Disney World vacation. The good, the bad, and the awesome. Check it out!

Episode 67: Too Old For This...Snot

AJ Minotti — Thu, 14 Jul 2016 12:52:43 +0000

While Jeff and Jay run around Disney World, AJ and Zach are left to discuss Pokemon Go, home brewing, and the value of a nice pair of underwear.

Episode 66: Too Old For This...Tiebreaker

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:39:12 +0000

In this episode of Too Old For This…Jay talks about his time in the virtual universe, AJ & Zach share horror stories of moving, and the champion of the best movie soundtrack song of all time is crowned…check it out!

Episode 65: Too Old For This...Laundry

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 12:16:18 +0000

The gang talks about rooting for athletes you find reprehensible (what's up, Jose Reyes), why mommy blogs are disgusting, and it’s round 2 action of the best movie soundtrack song of all time…check it out!

Episode 64: Too Old For This...Championship

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 23 Jun 2016 01:44:39 +0000

The guys talk some sportsball, wonder exactly how screwed Roman Reigns is, and try to sound badass while discussing Disney tunes…check it out.

Episode 63: Too Old For This...Avalanche

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 14:11:18 +0000

The gang tries to sort through the massive amount of tech and gaming news that went down this week. Many opinions are shared, and we tackle the "Wildcard" Division of The Greatest Movie Soundtrack Song Of All Time.

Episode 62: Too Old For This...Score

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 09 Jun 2016 01:40:34 +0000

Zach has a new house, Jeff has a new computer, and Volbeat has a new album. Also, the guys debate the Scores division of the best movie soundtrack song of all time, and you won’t believe what happens next…

Episode 61: Too Old For This...Bracket

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 02 Jun 2016 01:59:23 +0000

The gang welcomes Jay to his official seat at the virtual table, just as he's suffering an existential sports crisis. AJ likes Overwatch as much as Zach hates Comixology, and the battle to determine the best movie soundtrack song of all time has begun.

Episode 60: Too Old For This...Heat

Jeffrey Parsons — Thu, 26 May 2016 23:49:15 +0000

Jeff, Zach, & AJ talk about the future of the podcast, our love affair with beer, and a bit of Overwatch, we also gripe about the heat since none of our A/C is working. Maybe don't listen to the last five minutes or so, since it's kind of a disaster as we introduce the new segment: The Internet Of (Too Many) Things.

Episode 59: "Too Old For This...S"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 19 May 2016 13:30:37 +0000

Jeff got to drive a Tesla Model S, Zach followed Google I/O so you don't have to, Chris played Bejeweled because that's apparently still a thing, and we talk about that Ghostbusters trailer.

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Episode 58: "Too Old For This...Reality"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 12 May 2016 13:37:01 +0000

AJ's got an Oculus Rift, Zach's got an Apple Watch, and Jeff's got the new Stone Enjoy By. What we don't have is Disney Infinity. Somewhere in here we discuss Girl Scout Cookies, too.

Books are great. Listening to them instead of reading them is greater. Try Audible for free and support the show in the process.

Episode 57: "Too Old For This...Holiday"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 05 May 2016 14:11:15 +0000

Chris, Zach & AJ want to be excited for Star Wars day, but apparently are...you guessed it. We also talk about Kings Of Summer, more home automation stuff, Star Wars games, and a #marchoftheking update.

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Episode 56: "Too Old For This...PAX"

Chris Whittington — Fri, 29 Apr 2016 11:42:45 +0000

Chris, Jeff, & AJ welcome the podcast debut of Jay! Jeff & Jay went to PAX East this week, so we talk about that quite a bit, as well as the state of post-Wrestlemania WWE, Hearthstone, and an update on #marchoftheking.

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Episode 55: "Too Old For This...Broadcast"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 15:33:02 +0000

Jeff, Zach, & AJ talk the new Jungle Book, sort through a heap of Disney World news, we hear about Zach's new iPhone, complain about how hard it is to watch baseball, and then some beer talk makes us thirsty.

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Episode 54: "Too Old For This...Papercut"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 14 Apr 2016 13:47:19 +0000

Chris, Jeff, & Zach are back this week to talk about the Star Wars: Rogue One trailer, Ratchet & Clank, a shockingly deep dive into your cellphone bill...and beer. Finally.

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Episode 53: "Too Old For This...Bulk"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 07 Apr 2016 13:26:21 +0000

Full squad this week as Chris, Jeff, Zach & AJ talk the Nest deathwatch, update on the March Of The King, The Force Awakens at home, and explain what Dollarmania is all about.

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Episode 52: "Too Old For This...Silence"

Chris Whittington — Fri, 01 Apr 2016 13:30:30 +0000

Chris, Zach, & AJ discuss our looming VR future, share a "March of the King" update, ask if you should watch Wrestlemania, what we're planning for Twitch, give our thoughts on the new iPhone SE and iPad Pro, and send out an ominous warning about Second Life's content.

Episode 51: "Too Old For This...Snowflake"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 24 Mar 2016 15:07:24 +0000

Chris, AJ, & Jeff discuss some new ways to pay money to Disney, including more Infinity, more Magic Kingdom hours, or you can just go see Zootopia. Chris & Jeff also watched heavy metal documentaries, and then we talk about why your project probably sucks.

Episode 50: "Too Old For This...Subscription"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 17 Mar 2016 15:33:50 +0000

Jeff & Zach do a two-man, two-topic show this week for a very special Episode 50. Untrue, it's just a regular ol' episode. Topics are what subscribing to something means in 2016, and whether or not Wrestlemania 32 has any chance to be good.

Episode 49: "Too Old For This...Migraine"

Chris Whittington — Sat, 12 Mar 2016 13:23:43 +0000

Had to do a short show this week because shit happens. Chris talks about the Division/Destiny connection, Jeff is getting grumpy about 11/22/63's direction, and Zach covers new TiVo & Echo toys.

Episode 48: "Too Old For This...Super Group"

Chris Whittington — Fri, 04 Mar 2016 14:18:58 +0000

REVISED: Jeff, Chris, & Zach cover travel woes, reveal our super group picks, and drop 11/22/63 & Life is Strange spoilers after the show.

Starting 3/9, Chris & Alex Connolly will kick off their Brain Polaroids Project. Follow along at Chris's blog: http://rocgaude.com

Episode 47: "Too Old For This...Ish"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 25 Feb 2016 14:35:46 +0000

Jeff and Chris record the show ye olde fashioned way. Topics covered: DDP Yoga, the struggle that busy adults endure when their creative pursuits come callin', Oxenfree, Life is Strange, and NXT. Stick around after the show for spolier-filled talk about episode 2 of 11/22/63.

Oxenfree spoilers from 37:31 through about 42:00.

Here's that kick ass illustration made by our buddy, Alex Connolly.

Episode 46: "Too Old For This...Segue"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 18 Feb 2016 14:48:04 +0000

Jeff, Zach, and AJ talk about Ring Doorbell, Deadpool, 11/22/63, Firewatch, HGTV, Fixer-Upper, Blue Apron, Skyforce Adventures, and possibly a kitchen sink.

TOFT Presents - "Disney World"

Chris Whittington — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 14:35:51 +0000

Jeff, Janna, & AJ are seasoned vets of the Disney World circuit. If you ever wanted to see all of the best that Disney parks have to offer, the TOFT Crew has you covered. Topics included are how to enjoy it as an adult with or without kids, the Disney Vacation Club, and some great "under the radar" spots.

Episode 45: "Too Old For This...Concussion"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 11 Feb 2016 14:26:17 +0000

Jeff is out this week but Chris, AJ, and Zach pinch off a show anyway. This week we talk about Super Bowl 50, cabin livin', Daniel Bryan's retirement from the WWE, and just enough meat smokin' talk to make you a little uncomfortable.

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Episode 44: "Too Old For This...Rockstar"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 04 Feb 2016 14:20:07 +0000

Chris, Jeff, and Zach wonder if Amazon is going brick & morter, who are the modern day rockstars, and unveil a new segment: TOFT Recommends.

"March of the King" update: If you want to keep up with Chris's progress, follow him on Good Reads. We're also discussing it on our Slack. If you want in, follow us on Twitter and send us a DM with your email address.

If you want this shirt, it's your last chance. Dew eet!

Episode 43: "Too Old For This...Imagination"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 28 Jan 2016 12:55:41 +0000

Chris, Jeff, & Zach talk Stephen King, new metal, the Royal Rumble, and what we're watching on YouTube that's adult appropriate.

Remember, buy a shirt to support the show and look bad ass in the process.

Episode 42: "Too Old For This...Heckling"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 21 Jan 2016 13:33:29 +0000

Chris, Jeff, and AJ talk about Oxenfree, DDP Yoga, The Resurrection of Jake "The Snake" Roberts, parents being wimps, and question why so many people are willing to hand over their privacy for a fiver.

Like what you hear and want to support the show? Our 2016 fund raiser over at Teespring is going on through February 4th. Grab a shirt or a hoody (both if you're awesome) and wear it proudly.

TOFT Presents - "Making a Murderer"

Chris Whittington — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 01:39:26 +0000

Jeff, Janna, and Kevin watched Making a Murderer and argue about it...civilly, of course.

Episode 41: "Too Old For This...Toybox"

Chris Whittington — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 13:14:26 +0000

The show is back to a regular schedule. Listen in as we cover the Disney Infinity 3.0 rabbit hole and why the Internet is horrible.

Episode 40: "Too Old For This...Year"

The House — Thu, 31 Dec 2015 14:20:53 +0000

Listen in to hear what Jeff Parsons, Chris Whittington, AJ Minotti, and Zach Egolf think of 2015 and all that it had wrought.

Episode 39: "Too Old For This...Awakening"

The House — Sun, 20 Dec 2015 22:20:46 +0000

Jeff Parsons & Chris Whittington dust off their podcasting mics to talk about The Force Awakens.

Episode 38: "Too Old For This...Show"

Chris Whittington — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:52:34 +0000

Epilogue, Exodus, Encore, Eulogy…pick your favorite E word to describe our journey to the Grey Havens of podcasting. It's been a blast, everyone. See you on the other side, and remember: the show you take is equal to the show you make.

Episode Epilogue: "Too Old For This...Hiatus"

Chris Whittington — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:59:30 +0000

Hello everyone,

Jeff and I have decided to end the weekly podcast for the time being. No drama, no exciting story to tell, we just both felt that it was time to put it on the shelf and call it a good run.

A year ago, we set out to make a show that we wanted to listen to and did exactly that. We kicked out a mostly regular & always high quality show that was a hell of a lot of fun to make. During its run, a bunch of our friends and listeners formed a community over at Google+ that's by far our favorite place to hang out on the internet. We'll still be over there sharing, joshing, and arguing about dumb stuff as intelligently as we can. There will also be hangouts...oh man, the hangouts. You've gotta get into one of those.

As for this site, I'll leave it up for about a month before redirecting the URL to the community page. The shows will more then likely find a new home at another site. For updates on that, follow our Twitter or Facebook accounts.

So, there ya go. Thanks for letting us hang out with you for 37 episodes. It was a hoot.

Cheers - Chris & Jeff

Episode 37: "Too Old For This...Substitute"

Chris Whittington — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:00:52 +0000

While Jeff is on vacation, Chris is joined by Evan Killham of GamesBeat to talk about Fringe, GI Joe, House of Cards, and Chris addresses the Princess Bride "controversy".

Episode 36: "Too Old For This...Madness"

Chris Whittington — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:42:40 +0000

College Basketball gets in the way of cool stuff this week. Stuff like Bioshock Infinite, Old Man Whittington with a gun, new Anthrax, The Hobbit, and the announcement of our next Hangout.

Episode 35: "Too Old For This...Internet"

Chris Whittington — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:46:01 +0000

This week, we learn that you can find anything on the internet, Google just wants to make it more difficult for some of us to do so, more Yoga & fitness talk, and we recommend just as many things that you should avoid as check out.

Episode 34: "Too Old For This...Reboot"

Chris Whittington — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 22:06:03 +0000

Join us for the kick off to St. Patrick's Week, internet high-fives for Dave Grohl, a send off to Mariano Rivera, and a whole lotta Tomb Raider.