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IRS Tax Relief with Tax Masters

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:50:00 GMT

A robust red-headed bearded man is speaking to us hurriedly against a dark red background. The Tax Masters logo is to his right with the slogan, "We solve your tax problems." under it. As he speaks, the words appear next to him as well. Under the main image is a banner that has the website address www.txmstr.com and the phone number 1-877-469-4568.

The fast-talking man with a red beard asks us, "Are you being audited?" then "Have you not filed tax returns for years?" then "Has the IRS come to your home or place of business?" He goes on to say, "The IRS will relentlessly pursue your for unpaid taxes."

He then introduces himself as Patrick R. Cox Founder of Tax Masters. "I'm Patrick Cox, found of Tax Masters." He goes on to tell us, "The former IRS agents and tax professionals as Tax Masters will solve your tax problems. We'll get between you and the IRS. We'll make sure they treat you fairly and treat you with respect." While he's saying this, you can just barely see some small print appear in a light color that says, "Tax Masters is not a Law or CPA firm. TaxMasters is a Professional Tax Services firm."

"Don't wait weeks for an appointement. Call today. We'll get started today. Call 1-877-469-4568." We see the Tax Masters logo and the phone number and web addres in large print across the screen now. Also, it says, "TAXMASTESR IS A PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY, TRADING SYMBOL: TAXS" Finally, he says, "Tax Mastesr, we solve your tax problems."

Snickers Logging

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:59:04 GMT

We see a man in a hard hat at a big muddy logging site. He says, "Hey, Tony, pick it up! I want this whole row finished." We see Tony (played by Richard Lewis) with a huge chainsaw standing by a lot of very large logs. He says, "You know, I'm just not feeling the wood cutting thing today. ehhhh, I don't know." He puts the giant chainsaw down.

The foreman hold out his arms asking, "Are you done?" Tony responds, "What is the rush here? Is there like a worldwide shortage of gazebos?" A new bearded guy walks up to Tony and holds out a Snickers bar. He says, "Tony, eat a snickers." Tony responds, "Why?" The bearded guys says, "Because you get a little whiny when you're hungry." Tony unwraps the Snickers bar and takes a big bite of it. The bearded guy then asks, "Better?"

Tony is now a burly dude with a robust beard (definitely not Richard Lewis anymore). He finishes chewing the piece of Snickers in his mouth and responds, "Better." in a deep voice.

Next we hear a whiny voice yell, "Hey my back hurts!" It's Roseanne Barr!" A huge log come along and knock her down hard to the ground. Close-up on Roseanne and she says, "Now my front hurts!"

We see and hear, "You're not you when you're hungry." Then a shot of a Snickers bar snapping open to show guet caramel. The Snickers log is shown and the word "SATISFIES" also, snickers.com .

Bridgestone Reply All

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:05:34 GMT

We see a guy in a blue shirt at work smiling as he types into his computer. We hear a noise (likely, the "you've got mail" chime). And a guy bheind him with a moustahce at his computer says, "Oh no, Rod you sent this email reply all. You hit reply all." Rod, the guy in the blue shirt who sent the email freaks out. We see him run down the hall along the other office cubicles, screaming. Next, he's in his car at the wheel driving and still yelling. A quick shot shows a close-up of his tire squealing.

Next we see Rod in a fancy conference room. He's grabbing all the boss's laptops, still screaming. Another shot of a zooming car wheel against the pavement. Rod grabs a couple more laptops. A woman in her home by a window and another guy with a smart phone walking through a parking garage. Lots of quick shots now of Rod screaming and taking whole computers down a ladder from a house and slapping down mobile phones. He's shown in a dinner pushing a pot of coffee onto anoter guys laptop (we see sparks fly, it's fried). Another close-up shot of his car's tire going trough some puddles at high speed. He grabs a phone from a guy in the woods with a big back pack. We here him say, "gimme" and see the words, "Do not attempt" in the lower part of the screen.

He's shown, still yelling, dropping from a tree on to a guy on a park bench with laptop. Then, running on a sidewalk with a various computer parts, some falling to the ground as he goes. He walks into some sort of network center with huge bumdles of colored wires plugged it banks of electronics. He yanks a bug bundle out. We see his car zooming around again, nice tires! The tires chirp as he comes to a stop. We see him slide back into his original office seat as if nothing happened.

The coworker with the moustache says, "You know, I was wrong. You just sent this email to me. Could you imagine. Ha ha" The both laugh. Then Rod gets a desperate look on his face. An announcer says, "For drivers who want to get the most out of their cars, it's Bridgestone or nothing." We see the Bridgestone logo with "Official Tire of the NFL" and "See the extended version at bridgestone.com/superbowl"

Audi A8 Release the Hounds

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:45:29 GMT

We're shown a panning shot of wealthy people in a posh setting. The first is working on a ship in a bottle. The next is snoozing. But, then as we pan back, we see they are behind bars. They are jailed. As we pan over to the next cell, we see one of them trying to pick the lock on their door. He succeeds and say, "We're breaking out, lets go." His cellmate is eating a cracker but quickly gets up and says, "I'll get the dodo." A taxidermy dodo bird is grabbed. The run down along the lines of cells, the other rich people cheer them on by clinking champagne glasses and the like. A posh woman with a skin mask on her face says, "Scandalous!"

A wide shot shows them running through a large area of many cells. This prison is large. A fat guard watches them on a video monitor then looks back and says, "Warden, two boys going for a stroll." The warden talking into an old-timey telephone says, "Release the hounds" in a deep voice. We see another guard press a button. A low door opens and several long haired dogs rush out. There are various shots showing the 2 escaped rich guys running and being chased by the dogs. A barred door is shown slowly falling. The stuffed dodo bird is thrust under and they both slide just under the door. Next one of them vaults up and through the small window above a door. The next one comes through less gracefully, falling on his back and saying, "My spleen!"

The chubby guard is shown again by the bank of video security cameras. He says, "Now what, it didn't work." The warden still on the phone says, "Hit them with the Kenny G." We hear Kenny G. music and the the revolting rich people in their cells immediately calm down. One of the escapees says, "Oh, I love this song!" But, the other says, "focus" and grabs him to keep going. They are then shown repelling down the outside of the prison on a makeshift rope. The fall and jump to the ground. A chauffeur is shown holding the door open on a Mercedes sedan. One of the escapees heads for it but the other says, "Lancaster, no! It's a trap!" Lancaster responds, "Nonsense, my father owned one." He gets in but the other escaped rich guy jumps into an Audi A8. The two cars drive off in different directions. The white Mercedes drives back into the "Prison Reception" area as a gate closed behind it. Lancasters says, "My goodness, I've been hoodwinked." The smart guy in the Audi a8 drives away from the prison for rich people.

We see, "Escape the confines of old luxury." in white letters against black. Then, a shot of the A8 driving along a road under a suspension bridge. The next screen shows, "The new Audi A8 is here." and "Luxury has progressed." A red light flashes and we see the Audi logo with the words, "Truth in Engineering".

A final shot shows Lancaster back in his cell with the real Kenny G play his saxaphone right in front of him. Lancastes hums and dances along to the tune.

Bud Light Severance Package

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:33:57 GMT

We see a mixed group of white-collar works sitting around a table in a break room. One of them asks, "Did you guys hear they let Gary go?". One of them responds, "No way, really?" Another says, "What?" The first guy responds, "Yeah, bot for his severance package they gave him a case of Bud Light." He points and we see someone passed a blue case of Bud Light beer, wanting away happy. The workers at the break table all look on in silence. Then, one of them says, "Here we go..." The people around the break table suddenly scatter to the four winds.

We're now shown a series of shots showing various people acting very immaturely, all with the intention of getting fired so that they too can get a free case of Bud Light.

The first scene shows a boss working at his computer as a shouting naked guy marches behind him. The Boss looks up confused. Next we see a guy playing a set of drums in the middle of some cubicles while other coworkers cover their ears. Another scene shows a worked with the boss by the elevator. As the boss gets on, we see a paper with "I'm a jackweed" written on it taped to the bosses back. Now, a guy is riding a motorcycle through the office. In close-up we see it's the guy from the first scene. He yells, "Kiss my ...*bleep* *bleep*"

In another fresh scene we see someone playing golf by his desk. A green mat is rolled out with golf balls and several gold clubs. He swings hard and we see another guy get hit by the golf ball and fall down over a cart. The golfer asks for another ball. He's not stopping. And, just to push things even further, we see one of them leaving his bosses office just as the boss comes in. He tells the boss, "You might want to give it a minute in there." The boss walks in a quickly reacts to a bad smell coming from his waste basket.

There's a series of quick shots. A woman riding an ostrich. Someone using a jackhammer. We see papers flying around everywhere. The naked guy is still hanging around. A woman smashes some office equipment. The boss looks at them all and says, "You're fired." and the guy from the first scene is shown doing a arm pump and saying, "Yes!" He's got a big smile on his face.

An announcer says, "It's the sure sign of a good time. The just right taste of Bud Light. Here we go." and we're shown a splash shot of Bud Light bottles and icy water.

The final shot shows the original people back at the work table, now looking more relaxed. Cases of Bud Light are placed around them and they each have one in their hand. One of them says, "We should probably go home now." The rest say, "yeah" nearly all at once.

Audi Goodnight

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:04:46 GMT

The camera pans across an idyllic storybook-like mansion with glowing yellow windows and a flowing water fountain in front. We zoom toward and into a balcony window to a large dinning room table full of food with candelabras. A womans voice says, "Goodnight gluttony" as the candles are blown out and wisps of smoke curl about them. We hear, "A farewell long awaited." As the camera pans through the ceiling and into a room with a woman in a mink stole and long gloves rests on a day bed. "Goodnight expected", the mink yawns. "Goodnight outdated" is heard as a fox and hound lamp is switched off by the animated hunter. We then fly into an air vent.

A poodle in a tiara is shown on a large padded bed, a number of sparkling tiaras are display on a table near by. We heard "goodnight fluffy" as we move toward the door and through its keyhole. We fly past a man dressed in formal clothes and a pile of cuff links. "Goodnight stuffy". One cuff link falls to the ground in slow motion, landing on the rug where a few more cuff links are. The camera now descends under the floor. We see a mouse on an ornate cushion eating some cheese with a cuff link nearby. The pan down past a large crystal chandelier. "Goodnight old luxury and all of your wares." We move out of this fancy house and toward the front. We hear, "Goodnight bygones everywhere" as we come in close to an Audi car.

New scene, the front of an Audi with a large grill. We hear the engine turn on and vroom as we fly into the grill. We see a futuristic dashboard open up as we are now inside the Audi. The voice says, "Good morning illumination." We see various shots of unusual Audi interior features as the voice now says, "Good morning innovation." We shift to an external shot of the car an the voice saying, "Good morning unequaled inspiration."

Finally, white text on black background, "The new Audi A8 is here. Luxury has progressed." A red light flashes and we see the Audi logo with the words, "Truth in Engineering".

Coca Cola Border Open Happiness

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:32:31 GMT

We see two men dressed in different uniforms walking along either side of a gate. It appears to be some sort of border between two hostile countries perhaps. The march next to each other in different directions. In the background we see a vast srub desert against some small hills. A thinner soldier in an orange tunic turns to face the fatter soldier in blue. Their uniforms look overly ornate and dated. The look at each other with disdain and perhaps hatred. A small piece of paper floats past in the wind. The man in blue pokes it with his sword and tosses it away in distaste. The march past each other, moving toward their respective guard shacks.

We see the man in orange take a Coca-Cola bottle from a cooler and take a long satisfying drink from it. The man in blue looks back with an expression of envy and longing. The man in orange looks at him with uncertainly, but the hate appears to be gone. Perhaps he could share his coke with this man. He grabs the last Coca-Cola bottle from the ice-filled cooler and walks back toward the other guard and the gate. He holds the bottle out, but both men now seem very hesitant to make another move. Neither is willing to cross the border line. The man in blue looks around a bit and puts his hand out tentatively. We seen a shot from above, showing each man's hand on their side, unwilling to cross the line. This time the man in orange looks both ways and finally puts the bottle on the ground by his feet. He then draws his sword dramatically and makes a semi-circle around the bottle, indicating a slight adjustment in the border to allow the man in blue to acquire the bottle.

The man in blue uses the toe of his boot to erase the border line, thus completing the illusion of the semi-circular line being the new border. He bends down slowly and takes the bottle. The both drink their cokes triumphantly, enjoying themselves. They look at each other, but as they do their expression return to a more stern look. They resume marching in opposite directions along the border.

Finally, we see a red Coca-Cola bottle spinning against a white background. It stop and we see "OPEN HAPPINESS" next to it.

Pepsi MAX® - Torpedo Cooler

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:18:42 GMT

We're shown a scene of a mellow summer BBQ party. Some people are sitting in chairs. There is a cooler and someone at a grill. A clust of three preppie-looking guys in pastel shirts is standing to the right. The one in green turns and call out, "Hey Werner!" We see a shot of a guy in a chair, Werner looking up. The green shirt preppie says, "Catch!" as he pretends to throw a soda to Werner. Werner jumps to catch, then realizes it was a trick. "Whoops! Maybe next time buddy." says the green shirt guy as the two other guys laugh.

Werner is then shown pressing a Pepsi button from his chair. The cooler open and is light from the inside. We see lots of Pepsi cans inside. One of the cans is shot out of the cooler at very high speed. We're shown a shot of the can in-flight. It is new Pepsi Max (black with red white and blue). A cool guy in a grey shirt and sunglasses catches the can and opens it one-handed, givin it to Werner as he says, "Pepsi Max?" Werner says, "Whoa! Pepsi Max huh?" The cool dude then say, "All the Pepsi flavor, none of the calories." Werner take a big gulp and smiles; "Ah!" he says.

The annoying dude in green then say, "What's up ladies. Can I get some love?" holding his arms up and gesturing toward a group of women who don't seem interested. Werner pressed the Pepsi button again. The cooler opens and another Pepsi Max can is fired out of it. The can hits the guy in a green shirt, right in the groin. We see him bend over from the pain and says, "Sweey mother!". Another can hit him in the forehead and he goes down. His two friends seem upset.

Rock music comes on as we see a Pepsi Max can against a dark banckground and the words "ZERO calories" then "MAXIMUM PEPSI TASTE".

Pepsi MAX Love Hurts

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:03:33 GMT

We see a mature black couple at a table in a restaurant. The man is speaking to the waiter. "I'll have the french fries..." The woman kicks him under the table and he changes order to a "fruit cup". The woman smiles.

Next scene, the same man is bending over a creme pie holding a fork. His wife comes by and pushes his head down into the pie plate. Pie in the face! We hear the fork drop.

The husband is now shown behind the shower curtain eating what appears to be a fast food hamburger out of a paper bag. He looks happy. As is goes to put the burger into his mouth, we see the woman's arms as she pulls the shower curtain back and swaps the hamburder for a bar of soap. The man is left with soap in his mouth.

Finally, we see the man on a bench in the park cracking open a can of soda. He takes a drink. The can is dark with a Pepsi logo visible. He tilts his head back, enjoing his delicious beverage. The wife now shows up and it looks like she may take it away from him. He give her a look of fear, but she smiles and we see she has her own can of Pepsi MAX. She's smiling now too. The man say, "Hey, I thought..." as we see a close up of the Pepsi MAX can and it says, "Zero Calories". The wife says, "Pepsi Max, zero calories." The man is shown looking at the can as he looks up saying, "Maximum taste." A young blond girl jogs by him and he looks at her. She sits on the bench next to him, smiles and waves. He smiles back, but we see his wife looking angry behind him. The wife throws her can at her husband, but her husband is wise to her ways and manages to duck out of the way just in time. The can instead hits the young blong jogger girl and knows her off the bench. The man turns to his wife shaking his finger. The wife is open-mouthed, eyes wide. He grabs her hand and they run away, leaving the poor blond jogger girl rolling around on the ground. The wife says, "Sorry, sorry" as they run past and we see the "Pepsi MAX zero calories" logo.

Hyundai Elantra: Car Wash

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:38:37 GMT

We see a close-up of a spray nozel as it comes on and sprays water. A metal play shifts and clanks as it falls down into position, releasing a car's tire which is on a roller. We start moving forward, seeing the view from inside the car. We are inside a car with a couple moving through the car wash. A sign moving past us reads, "DO NOT QUESTION YOUR CAR COMPANY". Water sprays a window to reveal the word "CONFORM". As we move further forward into the car wash, the hanging red and blue striped rubber reads "ACCEPT LESS". Now deep within the car wash with soap suds densely covering the car, we see, "OBEY" on the windshield, etched out of soap. We see the words "small", "practical", then "dull" in various locations. A car wash attendant hovers and we see "Boring is", then "Sexy", then "comply".

There are then a series of white against flashes of black letters saying, "HAVE", "OUR", "BRAINS", "BEEN", "CARWASHED?". The car stops with a slight jolt. We see the young couple inside, emotionless. Another white screen says "SNAP OUT OF IT." and we see a rotating view of a red Hyundai Elantra as an announcer (Jeff Bridges) says, "Fight the compact car conspiracy. The 40-MPG ELANTRA from Hyundai." (the same words are shown on screen). The the words "THING ABOUT IT." In small text it reads, "2011 Elantra 29 City/40 Hwy. EPA Estimates. Actual mileage may vary." The Hyundai logo is shown with CompactConspiracy.com under it.

Careerbuilder.com Parking Lot Monkeys

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:59:23 GMT

A non-descript man pulls into a parking lot and another car immediately pulls in next to him, but too close such that he can't open his door to get out. Hey says, "Guys! Can you just give me a little space here. You're parked a little close. Guys!" and we see a chimp get out of the other car, then another and another. The last chimpanzee holds a briefcase has he closed the car door and walks away. The man stuck in the car says, "I got a meeting." then "nevermind". He shifts over to the other side of his car, presumably to get out the passenger side.

Before he even gets there, another car drives up and bumps into his. Both cars rock from the impact. The other car does not stop but keeps moving forward, denting and scratching the man's car quite a bit. A voice-over says, "Stuck between a bad job and hard place." We see it's another monkey driving the car that hit his. The man says, "Did you maybe notice you clipped me a little there?"

The chimp jumps out onto the roof of his car and then over the man's car. The voice-over says, "Careerbuilder.com, start building."

Car.com Let Others go First

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:51:36 GMT

We're shown a medieval scene with a king in crown and robes eating at a long wooden table. She sniffs his soup then calls out, "Poison checker!"

A voice tells us, "Sometimes it's better to let others go first so that we can learn from their experiences." A man in a hate, the poison checker we presume, tastes the king's soup. He drops to the gound with a loud thump. The king looks down then turns to us and says something like "Oh".

The scene shifts to a futuristic scientific laboratory. A man in white inside a glass tube gives the thumbs up signal. A scientist turns a knob on a control box with blinking lights. We see the man in white's image get fuzzy. He dematerializes from the glass tube on the left and reappears in the tube on the right. Unfotunately, he's all mixed up! His head is where his left arm should be and a leg is stickout out of his right arm and shoulders. Despite this, he still ironically gives the thumbs up signal, but from an arm where one of his legs should be. The scientists look on barely reacting.

The scene now shifts again to something out of a western movie. One cowboy says to the other, "See if it's clear." The other cowboy stands up and is immediately struck by three arrows in the chest. He kneels back down saying, "Nope, ain't clear."

New scene, a man at a car dealership using a mobile phone to browse the cars.com website. A review for a red car is shown on his screen. The narator says, "Learn from the experience of others by reading consumer and expert reviews on cars.com." The man shakes the hand of a dealer and we see the Cars.com logo and the slogan, "Confidence Comes Standard." The narrator says, "Find the perfect car."

Cars.com The Reviews are In

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 14:26:22 GMT

The scene opens on a red car in a dealer showroom talking to us. The car says, "Hey guys, the reviews are in on cars.com" Another talking grey car asks, "Really, what did they say?" The red car responds, "Well, lets see. It says Shiela looks great topless." We see a convertible car and hear snickers. Shiela the cars asks, "What's so funny?" The original two cats both say, "nothing".

The red car goes on, "And, it says here that Hank's a real gas-guzzler." Grey car: "You hear that Hank?" We see a blue truck, presumably Hank, and he burps and says, "Whatever". The grey car asks, "What about me?" The red car replies, "It says your ride is very smooth." Grey car, "Aw, yeah! Hear that Shiela?" Sheila the convertible: "Never gonna happen."

New shot, white background, differently shaped blue car icons pop up all over the screen to fill it as an announcer says, "With consumer and expert reviews, confidence comes standard." We see a Cars.com logo and the "confidence comes standard." slogan.

The final shot shows a couple walking through a car dealer showroom. The woman says, "See just like the review said, big rear end." The car she's looking at then says, "Excuse me?"

Doritos Best Part

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:51:06 GMT

We see a well-dress black man finishing off a bag of Doritos in what looks like an office snack room or small kitchen. He holds the bag up to his mouth to pour the crumbs in. Another guy accosts him and stands well within his personal space asking, "Hey, are you gonna finish those?" The black man looks back at him with a look of surpiser or perhaps bemusement since the bag is clearly quite empty now. He says, "Sorry, they're already gone." The white guy responds, "No they're not, you left the best part." The black guy then starts to say, "No, I'm pretty sure they're..." as the white guy grabs the black guy's fingers and sucks on one of them. The white guys says, "mmm cheese" after the finger come out of his mouth.

We pan back a bit to see the black guy shocked and disgusted that his fingers just got sucked on by this random dude. The white guy says, "I love Doritos."

Rock music plays as the screen changes to an animated Doritos logo. Then, we see another office worker, this one is a bit chubby. He's eating Doritos, then wipes is cheesed hand on the side of his pants. The same finger licker guy comes up behind him and rips his pants off. This time he hold the pants close to he face and smells them shouting, "Doritos!"

Chevy Transformers "Bumblebee"

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:37:13 GMT

We're presented with what looks like a typical local car dealer commercial. A man is speaking to us as he walk in front of some cheerleaders and a marching band at the car dealership. He says, "Come on down to Al's Chevy on route 1 for my post super bowl extravaganza sale." He catches a football as we see "SUPER Xtravaganze SALE!" letters fly into place overhead. There is a yellow Chevrolet Camaro in the foreground. He yells, "Touchdown!" as to young men dresses as football referees come in and hold their arms up. A crowd cheers.

A wide show shows the same scene but with the Camaro shown more clearly. It yellow with a black racing stripe. Al says, "Tomorrow we're smashing prices." as someone in an animal costume runs up to the Camaro and bonks it with a plastic hammer.

Suddenly, the car explodes and transforms into a giant robot. It's the transformer Bumblebee! Panic ensues! Al yells, "Alright, back up, back up!" as people run around and the transformer stands up menacing everyone. Someone says, "Are you serious?" The transformer picks up the person dresses as an animal and flings them off many yards behind the paniced crowd. We here, "Oh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow." and Bumblebee quickly changes back into the Chevy Camaro. The engine revs and back tires squeal and smoke pours out and the car does a donut. We hear "That is nuts" and "Never mess with a Chevy, dude." as the camera zooms in on the Camaro's grill and the Chevrolet logo. The words, "Chevy Runds Deep" and chevy.com are shown on the screen.

The screen cuts to black and we see The Transformers logo, and ad for the new movie, "Transformers Dark of the Moon... Summer 2011" and "This film is not yet rated."

Go Daddy The Contract

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:07:24 GMT

The scene is a dressing room with lots of people, including Jillian Michaels & Danica Patrick being fussed over by hairdressers and such.

Jillian Michaels:"We are not doing it!"
Some Dude: "You've done racy Go Daddy commercials before."
Danica Patrick: "Yeah, but this is over the top."
Jillian Michaels: "Thank you. We're here to promote Go Daddy, not be a part of some crazy stunt."
Some lawyer-like guy (maybe their agent?): "Well, we're contractually obligated."
Jillian Michaels & Danica Patrick both sigh audibly.

The scene changes, we see women's legs walking in high heels and hear sexy music pumping. The Go Daddy.com logo is shown.

A shot of a stage hand woman stepping out with a yellow light behind her. She says, "Go Daddy girls coming to set." with a look of shock on her face. Anticipation builds.

Jillian Michaels says, "Everybody is staring." We see a shot of just their head and bare shoulders (are Jillian Michaels & Danica Patrick naked?!) A man sees them and trips over some over some equipment. We hear "Go Daddy" sung in the background and see the Go Daddy logo along with "SEE MORE NOW @ GoDaddy.com"

Black screen with large letters jumping out at us and a male voices reading the words to us, "SEE MORE NOW at Go Daddy.com" Also "WARNING! WEB CONTENT UNRATED"

GoDaddy.CO Girl Revealed

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:57:24 GMT

The camera pans across an audience clapping their hands. We see the Go Daddy.CO logo as well. Jillian Micheals says, "Danika and I are thrille to announce the new Go Daddy Dot CO girl."

We see a pretty full-figured woman wearing short shorts and a camisole top with the Go Daddy logo. She is showing lots of skin. The Go Daddy log is also shown on the wall behind her. There is a laptop in front of her with what looks like Jillian Michaels & Danica Patrick on the screen in a shot of the Go Daddy website.

Danika Patrick says, "She's a hot Hollywood icon and .co is the hottest new domain." We see a close-up shot of the .CO girl's chest with the log on it.

Jillian Michaels says, "She's smart." as we see two nerdy-looking guys clapping in the background. Jillian goes on, "She's business savvy." We see another panning shot of .CO girl using the laptop. We see her long shapely legs. Text on the screen reads, "Go Dady.CO SEE MORE NOW @ GoDaddy.CO"

We hear one of the woman (Danika?) say, "Just watch her register that .co web address." More shots of the clapping audiences are shown until the scene fades.

Test Baby HomeAway Ministry of Detourism

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:40:24 GMT

A man with an English accent flying in a helicopter yells "Hello" to us. He tells us he is the minister of Detourism. The helicopter then hands near and odd cone-shaped building. The gets off the helicopter and runs as he says, "We're a secret government agency saving vacations."

In the next shot we are inside the odd conical building as the man walks by various glass-enclosed rooms. We see one that is labeled "HOTEL ROOM SIMULATOR", it has a time, date and other numbers on its window as well. The man says, "Families are getting swindled. Why, because hotels hate your guts."

We focus on a scene inside one of these rooms with a mom, dad and 2 young kids jumping on a bed. The mom says, "We need more room." The dad turns and is hit in the face with a pilow by one of his kids. A baby is somehow launched from a table into the glass window in front of us and occupies the entire screen for a moment. We see the words "TEST BABY" and hear them and the minister says it. The baby indeed looks like a doll of some kind. The baby slides to the ground and we see a shocked mother come into focus behind it.

"Rent a vacation home from homeaway.com" we hear the minister say ans he travels with the now happy family on an escaltor like moving walkway as they are surrounded by TV screens. "Space, privacy, Freedom!" We see the minister walking back out to his helicopter through a an errily lit corridor.

A final show of the odd conical building and a fade to a HomeAway.com logo with "Why hotel when you can HomeAway" under it (the minister shouts this as well).

Volkswagen Black Beetle

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:27:41 GMT

We hear the song "Black Betty" by Jam Jam [..whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam) ... whoa, black betty (bam-A-lam)] as we are shown a lush forest scene of sun beams falling upon mossy logs and green plants. A firefly buzzs overhead, then a line of black beetles is shown walking. A lone black beetle with a doubled white racing stripe zooms past the other beetles and through a series of forest settings. Slow-motion close-ups are used as it jumps over dirt mounds, evoking dirt racing motorsports. Mushrooms, fights praying mantis, a centipede, are passed.

Another shot shows the beetle on a small cliff, skidding around the corner then past and through a group of ants in close-up. The beetle shoots out along a barked log on the edge of a golden meadow. It jumps and glides to a landing among ripe dandilions and green grass, landing on a flat rock in profile. The scen fades to dark but as it does the outline of the beetle's carpace is highlighted and transformed into the line of a Volkswagen Beetle car.

Words on the car's profile line say, "The 21st Century Beetle Coming this fall." Cut to the VW logo with "That's Das Auto" and vw.com under that. The "That's" then fades out.

Volkswagen The Force

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:10:35 GMT

A small child is seen walking down a white hall in a black Darth Vader costume. Darth Vader's ominious theme song plays in the background.

The child stand in front of an exercise bike extends his hands as if to use force powers on it. Nothing happens.

Next child dressed as Darth Vader holds his hands out in front of the family dog. A close-up shot of the dog shows it blinking. Little Darth seems frustated.

Next up, the washer/dryer. A full-body force power gesture is used to no effect. A small doll sitting on a bed with pastel polka dots site motionless as the little mini-Vader once again attempts in vain to cause some effect on it. Little Darth slumps in frustration. But, is then seen following the dog with arms out in a renewed attempt.

In the kitchen with mom now, little miss darth uses his force powers and a peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich moves into frame, but we see it is mom pushing it and not force powers. Darth puts his hand on his head.

Finally, we see a shiny new Volkswagen car drive up into the driveway. Dad gets out and walks into the house. Darth hears the car and turns his head. She runs to the car. Dad tries to give him a hug, but she waves him off and runs to the car. We see a shot of the dashboard and little Darth's head in front. Darth once again makes thusting gestures to apply force powers, this time on the just-parked car. Nothing happens, but Darth persists, focusing with his little hands. The Car then turns on, lights flash and engine vrooms. Darth jumps back 2 steps. We see a shot of dad with his car key dongle and presumably this thumb on he remote-start button. Darth turns with wonder toward his parents looking at him in the kitchen, than back at the Volkswagon Passat.

A black screen with white letters comes up. It says "The all-new 2012 Passat." In small print at the bottom: "* Available summer 2011. Expected MSRP: Base mode $20,590; V6 SEL shownn $32,950. excluding taxes, title, transportation, options and dealer charges. Dealers set actual price." The main text changes to, "Coming soon. Starting around $20,000*. A spiral wipe is done of the screen to replace the black/white with a Volkswagen logo against a faded blue/black background. Under the logo is says "Das Auto." and vw.com. The wipe uses a Star Wars lightsaber sound effect.

Children's Claritin

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:21:05 GMT

White text is overlayed on top of a out-of-focus scene of a kid riding his skateboard in the background. An announcer reads the text to us about how Children's Claritin is safe (unlike some other cough medicines for kids). A transparent page-like effect is pulled across the screen and the background is no longer blurry. It's now in vibrant color, showing a kid flying through the air on his skateboard. Next we see a mom-like person holding some Children's Claritin in her hand, telling us it's safe. A caption reads, "Among leading OTC children's allergy brands." We see more shots of a couple boys riding up the side of a skateboard park, having a great time. Now, we see a close-up shot of a skateboard with Children's Claritin boxes on top of it. A caption reads, "Use as directed.", the mom reads the caption in red at the top. The final shot is a sweeping shot as we move in for a close-up of the mom telling us Children's Claritin is great as she holds it up for us to see. The caption says, "Live Claritin Clear�" above her as she smiles.

Transcript

Questions have been raised about children's cough and cold products. There's no question Children's Claritin is proven safe. Only Children's Claritin provides non-drowsy allergy relief proven safe and effective for kids 2 and up. Let your kids live Claritin clear.

Verizon - Bears

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:49:33 GMT

We see a group of three young girls walking around inside a building. The wireless phone of the girl in the foreground rings. It's her mom. Mom tells her she needs to be home by five. The girl tries to pretend that the phone connection isn't work by imitating static noises. Her two friends join in. She hold the phone out while her friends make noises, trying to convince her mom. But, mom explains to her that they have Verizon, thus it's not possible for the connection to be bad. We see a shot of the Verizon guy from all those other commercials and behind him are tons of Verizon people, on the stairs and on a second floor balcony. It's a lot of people. The guy waves at the girl when she looks back at them. The girl tries to convince her mom that it's her home phone, but mom says it can't be because they have Verizon at home. We see mom in the kitchen, with all those Verizon people outside the windows. Then, another shot shows tons more Verizon people all around their house. They are wearing white construction hats. The girls pause, not knowing what to say in order to convince mom that they can't hear her and thus can't be home by five. Finally, one of the girls starts making bear noises. The girl on the phone heroically tries to sell the bears thing, but mom just shuts her down. She rolls her eyes and closes he phone, exasperated with her friends for coming up with the lame bear noises. Finally, we see a white/gray screen with red letters. The caption cycles through various phrases as an announcer gives up details: "Unlimited home calling + Wireless service", "$59.99 per month for one year", "Double the Reliability", "Double the Value". Under these message it says, "verizon.com/together 1.888.858.2397" and some small hard to read text under that. Then we see the Verizon logo and, "It's the Network".

Transcript

(phone rings) Hey mom. Hey Julie, I need you home by 5, OK? (fake static noises) Mom, I think it's breaking up. Honey, we have the Verizon network. Uh, maybe it's on your end? Nope, we have the Verizon Network at home now too. (fake bear noises) Mom, there's bears here. See you at 5. (fake bear noises trail off) Bears? Get Verizon home and Verizon wireless service together with unlimited calls between your wireless and home phones, starting at $59.99. Double the reliability, double the value. Verizon.

Citi - Norway

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:03:26 GMT

We see the Citi logo with a ship on the water with clouds and mountains behind it. Then, a shot of a father and son standing by the railing of the ship, happy. Now, the father is next to a young Norwegian man in dress uniform; the son is taking their picture. Next, they are in what appears to be a Viking museum. There is the end of a great yet narrow wooden ship in front of them. We see a Citi-card being give to a bartender and the son brings over some large beers. Then, a close-up shot of a fish head with some sausages. It has been brought to their table. The son pushes it toward the father who has a worried expression on his face. A new shot shows the father and son in a rowboat, some shoreline building are visible behind them. They are both wearing sweaters. Then, they are standing on a ledge with mountains around them and water below in what is probably a fjord. Then a shot of the son watching the father dance around with people wearing traditional clothing. Next, we see father and son walking through the hall or records, with shelves and bookcases everywhere. As the view one of the books, they have a look of disappointed or surprise. They are not Norwegian, but Swedish. They are back at the shore again, buying tickets to Stockholm, Sweden with the Citicard. The father smiles. The final shot shows the ship on th water again. We see "What's your story? We'll help you write it" and a picture of a silver Citi card. This rotates into a Citi logo with a "let's get it done" slogan under it and "citicards.com" in the bottom corner.

Transcript

So, I asked my dad where he wanted to go for his 60th birthday. Norway, he said, the land of our ancestors. We drank a pint an Ibsen's favorite pub. We sampled the local fare. We got new sweaters. I feel like yodeling. It was the trip of a lifetime, my dad said, until we went to the hall of records and discovered we were actually Swedish. Two tickets to Stockholm please. Whatever your story is, your Citi-card can help you write it. Citi, let's get it done.

Advair

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:09:00 GMT

We see a middle-aged woman in a green turtleneck sweater with reading glasses hanging from her neck. She's talking to us in a concerned tone about her health problems. The mood lightens as she hold up Advair in her hand and we're shown a close-up of the round, two-tone purple Advair dispenser. A caption reads, "Results may vary.". Another reads, "ADVAIR DISKUS 250/50 (fluticasone propionate 250 mcg and salmeterol 50 mcg inhalation powder)". We zoom into the Diskus and see the woman playing with a young girl, blowing bubbles. Another caption reads, "ADVAIR 250/50 is approved for COPD with chronic bronchitis". The next shot is taken from high in a tree, looking down on kids playing. A rope swing is visible. A captions now reads, "Available by prescription only." Next, we see a shot of the little girl breaking a pi�ata open; candy spills onto the green grass as the woman (grandma) laughs excitedly. We see a full shot of them blowing bubbles again, the caption says, "ADVAIR Helps Improve Lung Function". A shot of the Advair Diskus against a circular purple gradient background. The caption: "ADVAIR Workds Differently". Next up, an animated image of a torso showing the lungs breath. Lines radiating out show ADVAIR working. The caption is now, "It is not known how anti-inflammatories work in COPD." Large captions spring out that say, "anti-inflammatory bronchodilator", then merge and disappear. The lower caption now says, "Maximum effect may take several weeks." We're back to the overhead, through tree branch view of the kids sitting in a circle with grandma. The caption, "ADVAIR won't replace fast-acting inhalers." then "Use ADVAIR only twice a day, every day." Granda seems to be reading a story to the kids (all girls wearing tutus). More moving shots of grandma and the girls stream by with a caption that reads, "Ask your healthcare provider or call 1-877-330-COPD." The little girl spins a dragonfly craft item at a table with grandma. We're back outside and the caption is, "Please see our ad in Health Magazine." A man is taking their picture now. We see a close-up of two girls and grandma behind them, with a caption that says, "Ask about the risks and benefits of continuing ADVAIR after 6 months." The final shot with the kid shows grandma and the little girl sharing a big comfy chair, saying nice things to each other. They hug. Then, we see grandma (who must dye her hair brown) framed by the Advair diskus container zooming in on her, and we're back to the shot of the Advair diskus against the purple background. Strong white lettering says, "Helps improve lung function for better breating." then "First Full Prescription Free.* ADVAIRcopd.com *Subject to eligibility."

Transcript

I have COPD with chronic bronchitis, which makes it hard to breath. But, now that I'm breathing better with Advair, today I can have fun with my granddaughter. For people with COPD with chronic bronchitis, great news. ADVAIR helps significantly improve lung function. While nothing can reverse COPD, Avair is different than other medications because it's the only product with an anti-inflammatory and a long-acting bronchodilator, working together to help you breath better. Advair wont replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms and should not be used more than twice a day. Lung infections, including pneumonia have been reported with Advair. Taking Advair may increase your risk for osteoporosis and some eye problems. Tell your doctor if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure before taking Adviar. And ask about the risks and benefits of continuing Advair after six months. I'm glad you came, grandma. Me too. Ask your doctor how Advair improves lung function for better breathing. Find out how to get your first full prescription free at ADVAIRcopd.com .

Crest White Strips

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:29:22 GMT

A train moves along between a blue lake and blue cloudy sky with snowy mountains in the background. We see a blurry blonde woman wipe two fingers across a window, clearing the area in front of her perfect teeth. Now, we see her looking out the window of the train. She's happy yet wistful. The train moves along through a snowy mountain pass. She clears more of the window with her arm. Next, we see a box of Crest Whitestrips Premium in her bag. It says "whitestrips.com" in a caption nearby. We see the beautiful blonde woman looking out the window, she seems something. The train is pulling into her stop. Two younger people are excited and running next to the train. We see her smile, wow she's a knockout. Through the blurry, frost-laden window, we see the two kids happily bouncing around. We see the pretty girl smiling again, only this time it says, "3 DAYS" next to her. A close-up of a smile is shown. In a wipe, the teeth go from grey to white. The woman is now off the train, meeting her family. Finally, a shot of the Crest White scrips Premium rounded blue box. A caption under it has the Crest logo and the words, "Health, Beautiful Smiles for Life", then it morphs into a Whitestrips logo and "#1 Dentist Recommended Brand"

Transcript

I'll be home for Christmas... This holiday with Crest Whitestrips premium, you'll bring home a smile that can't be missed. See whiter teeth after just 3 days. Full results in 7. This holiday show a whiter smile with Crest White scrips Premium.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:28:45 GMT

Dustin Hoffman dressed in a purple suit and sporting bushy hair and eyebrows, yells "Surprise!". There's a quick shot of the 20th Century Fox logo, then Walden Media, and Mandate Pictures. We see a shot of a paper airplane flying across a store packed with toys, sparkles
come out of its trail. We see a young boy looking at a red "For Sale" sign on the window. Then, an extreme close-up of a dark haired boy with a look of surprise on his face. Then an old door is shown bulging, then the store itself is shooting steam and wiggling. Natalie Portman opens a large book with golden pages and a lemur pops out and runs around the store, on a kid's head. All sorts of toys burst out of that old door. We see Natalie Portman and Jason Bateman standing next to each other while an animated bee flies between them and Jason Bateman asks how this could happen. The dark-haired boy is shown saying the store needs a time-out. We see a puppet in a bed (Punch?). Then a large black woman opens a book titled "Explore the Bee" and gets slashed in the face as tentacles pop-out of it. Each of the stars are shown in a close-up, then we see an animated logo for the title of the movie. The final shot shows the kid standing on a table in the store warning people.

Transcript

Surprise! This holiday season, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is being closed down. Uh oh! But, the store isn't gining up... I asked for a lolipop, I got a lemur. A lemur! ... without a fight. How can a store throw a temper tantrum? Maybe it needs a time-out. Stop it store, stop it! Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, and Jason Bateman. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, rated G. Try to avoid the slimy girl. In theaters November 16th.

Corolla

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:26:57 GMT

A woman in a dark gray suit is walking toward us through a car showroom. She stops at the end of a long ramp, with 4 cars on platforms behind her. The caption reads "AIR CONDITIONING, AM/FM CD PLAYER, ANTI-THEFT SYSTEM" as she says "features that come standard". A side shot of a silver Corolla is shown with "37 MPG/HIGHWAY" above it. In small text under the car it says, "2008 EPA highway estimate for Corolla with 5-speed manual trans. Actual mileage many vary." We got back to the woman in a close-up shot, then a wider shot with her next to a large screen. The screen is showing older Corollas with their owns telling us how many miles they've put on them. First a man (Jeremy G.) with a goatee in a yellow shirt who put 126,551 miles on his. A dark-haired woman in a blue shirt named Arelen A. put 224,119 miles on her Corolla. Paul S. in a burgundy sweater put 333,670 miles on his. A caption reads, "All drivers may not get these results." We're back to the woman standing next to the video screen. It now says, "80% OF ALL COROLLAS SOLD SINCE 1986 ARE STILL ON THE ROAD - 2007 POLK". There's a final close-up, then a wide shot of the woman with all the cars.

Transcript

Even with these unexpected features that come standard on the Toyota Corolla, even with it's truly impressive fuel economy, the most compelling reason to buy a new Corolla is an old Corolla. My '93 Corolla as 126,551 miles. ...224,119 miles ...333,670 miles. There's dependable, and then there's Corolla dependable. Ask someone you know who drives one. Toyota, moving forward.

Fiber Choice

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:08:01 GMT

A woman wakes up in bed to her buzzing alarm. A bran muffin is next to the alarm clock. After she turns off the alarm, she takes a bit of the bran muffin. Next, a woman at a desk pulls a raw carrot (with stem) out and chews on it as she reads some work papers. Next we see her in a car dropping off her kids with broccoli in her mouth. A soccer ball is visible on the passenger seat. Now she's at the gym on a treadmill eating an apple. She checks her watch as the voice-over narrator asks, "what else would you have time for?" We cut to a scene of a bottle of Fiber Choice dropping 2 large flat pills into a hand. One is light green the other is light purple. A caption reads, "USE AS DIRECTED". A shot of the Fiber Choice bottle is show with the text "180 Grams" on the right. The bottle says, "Chewable Tablets Most Fiber > Sugar Free Assorted Fruit". Another shot shows the Fiber Choice bottle next to a growing stack of 3 generic fiber bottles on the right. Next is a close-shot of the "plus Calcium" bottle. We pan back to see it next to a 14oz glass of milk. The 2 pills are next to it, looking very small in comparison. The final show shows both Fiber Choice bottles with "The Smart Choice® www.fiberchoice.com" about them. In the background is the office setting, out of focus.

Transcript

*alarm buzzes* Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? To get the 25-30 grams of daily fiber recommend for on-going good health, what else would you have time for? That's why there's great tasting Fiber Choice, the chewable fiber supplement. Each bottle contains 180 grams of fiber. You'd need more than 3 bottles of fiber pills at 3 times the price to get the same amount. And, now try Fiber Choice plus calcium, with as much calcium as 14oz of milk in each dose. Fiber Choice, original and Plus Calcium chewable tablets.

Meningitis

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:49:08 GMT

We see a lined page with cursive text on it (looks like a paper on the American Revolution). At the top of the page is a doodle which is animated and growing as we pan off the side of the page. We pan over to a picture of a flower. The flower wilts and we see its roots grow downward. There is a manacing aspect to the dark blue and green roots. They overlap then we zoom in to see the word, "MENINGITIS". A caption below reads, "There are approximately 3,000 cases of Meningococcal Disease nationwide each year and 21 cases per 100,000 adolescents." The roots continue to grow off the letters of MENINGITIS, then thick roots are drawn over it. Next, a dawn image of a soda can flies onto the scene, spinning. It falls over and spills out more doodles. Then we see a doodle that says, "i Jason", the message of I love Jason is repeated on the page a few times. Then our page becomes a paper airplane and it flies over to a couple student desk chairs. The two chairs are pushed close together. We fly off with the paper airplane and another plane joins in until they crash together into a doodle explosion that changes into more flowing doodles. It's kind of psychedlic. We then see a shield come over and then a couple arrows hit the shield and they bend and bounce off. We scroll down to a final shot that says, "Don't leave them unprotected" in blocky outlined letters. Under that, it says, "fightmeningitis.com 1-888-580-7888 Brought to you as a public health service by sanofi pasteur".

Transcript

Adolescence is a time of great expression and curiosity. Unfortunately, it's also the time when teenagers are at risk for contracting Meningococcal Meningitis. It's a rare but life-threatening disease that's contageous and can potentially be spread by sharing soft drinks, kissing, or just being in close contact. Help keep these times the best times. Ask your doctor about ways to prevent Meningitis. Don't leave them unprotected.

Proactiv

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:31:20 GMT

We see a white shiny image of 3 Proactiv bottle (2 white, 1 green, 1 shorter). In the background is a faucet, implying that we're in a bathroom. A caption reads, "Good News from Proactiv® Solution". Then, we start to see a series of before and after photos of people who had acne or pimples, but then took Proactiv and now their skin is clear. Then, there's a shot of the Proactiv Refining mask tube with the caption, "FREE Refining Mask". We see it with the other 3 Proactiv bottles now. We see someone squeezing a dab of Proactiv Solution Refining Mask on to a finger. We see more before/after images. In a corner it says, "Results may vary". We see a handsome young man with dark hair applying some Proactiv to a spot on his face. Then, we see his before/after pictures, with a caption that says, "Speed and degree of clearing vary". We see a quick shot of him looking excited as he tells us it's a good feeling. Then, a woman is shown telling us how great Proactiv is. We see, "Guthy Renker" in a caption. This is not the woman's name, but the name of the company that markets Proactiv. There's a shot of a woman on the phone, ordering Proactiv. The bottom of the screen now has a segmented banner that has the website (proactiv.com), CALL NOW!, and 1-800-234-4476. We see a few more before and after pictures. Then, a screen showing all 4 products again, with "Save 50% Off Individual Product Prices" and "$19.95 $5.95 S&H USD CA,PA,IA, NC add tax". Then, there's a short segment showing Jessica Simpson sitting on the ground, looking good. She uses the Refining Mask. A new shot shows the Refining Mask tube as captions come up saying, "Best Product Best Offer". We see a young couple hugging ans smiling. They both have great skin. A caption reads, "Make it Real!". The final shot shows the 4 product bottles again, with the price and credit card logos. Also, a Priority Mail logo is shown, plus, "60 Day Money Back Guarantee".

Transcript

Proactiv Solution has good news. If you have a difficult pimple or sudden breakout and can't find relief. Because when you order now, you'll get the exclusive refining mask free with your three piece kit. Just a dab and the mask is designed to zap problem zits fast. It's dramatic. I put it on in the evening before I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning, you don't have acne. That's a good feeling. It works the fastest. It's potent. It's like my own skin care army. Call now and order the amazing Proactiv Solution to heal your acne and help prevent future breakouts. You'll save 50% on Proactiv when you order in the next four minutes. Just $19.95. For on the spot pimple control, I use the refining mask. Just a little dab, that's all you need. It's a Proactiv best product and it's part of Proactiv's best offer. Don't just dream of clear, beautiful skin, make it real. Order Proactiv now, and get a free upgrade to priority shipping. Call 1-800-234-4476.

Sharpie Write Out Loud

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:09:46 GMT

We see a yellow pad of unlined paper in close-up. A hand is visible writing on it. At the top of the letter it says, "Dearest Prudence" (Beatles reference?). We hear the guy writing the message recite what he's write as he writes it. Then, as the text gets more and more convoluted, he swaps pens, clicking a blue Sharpie. He then writes in bold letters over his note, "LOVE YA BABE!". The page is pulled quickly and we see the a new page that has a Sharpie logo on top. He writes, "Write Out Loud" and we see Sharpie.com in the corner as well. TM is added to the slogan.

Then, we see the same sort of scene repeat itself. This time, it's a woman writing a note to her boss. She recites the entire letter, as before. Makes a noise of frustration, the swaps pens, clicks a red Sharpie and writes, "I QUIT!", then underlines it. The page is pulled quickly and we see the a new page that has a Sharpie logo on top. He writes, "Write Out Loud" and we see Sharpie.com in the corner as well. TM is added to the slogan.

Transcript

My infatuation for you over the preceding month has been exponentially increased with each passing of the.. gah! *click* *scribble noises*

Deer Mr. Swinkley, much as I have enjoyed working a 70-hour week for you over the last two years. The time has ... *click* *scribble noises*

Silk Soymilk

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:19:07 GMT

We are in a kitchen. It's morning. In the foreground is a cow dressed in a business suit, reading the paper. In the background we can see another cow. The man-cow looks over the top of his paper to see the carton of Silk Soymilk, visible in the lower left part of the screen. He calls his wife-cow. She comes into the shot. She is also wearing a business suit. Plus, she's carrying a baby-cow wrapped in a blanket. The two cows discuss the Soymilk situation. We see the man-cow pour some into a cereal bowl. A caption reads, "25g of soy protein a day, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, may reduce your risk of heart disease. One 8oz glass of Silk Vanilla contains 6.25g of soy protein." Now, a young daughter-cow is next to the dad-cow as he tries the soymilk. He takes a bite and he likes it. We see a close-up shot of the Silk Soymilk carton with the caption, "Silk. Beyond Nutrition.�" Finally, we see the cow's refrigerator opening up. Inside are two cartons of Silk Plus. One has fiber, the other omega-3 DHA.

Transcript

What the... Barbara! Barb! Honey, we're drinking Silk. Soymilk? Paul, we both have demanding jobs. We need more than just coffee in the morning. *grumble* Silk has soy protein, antioxidants, can help keep your heart healthy. OK, think heart, heart, heart, heart. No, can't do it. Oh, you're pathetic. Alright. Right, right. Well? What do you think? It's good. You guys should try this. Ah! Silk, beyond nutrition. Introducing, Silk Plus with fiber or Omega-3 DHA.

Sleep Number

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:53:27 GMT

We start out with a man inside a coffee shop. We see him through a window that lists: Coffee, Espresso, Capuccino, Latte, Mocha, Dark Roast, Organic Blend, Hot Tea, and Iced Tea. Our guy has a satchel bag across his chest. The young guy behind the counter is trying to get him to buy a super-large 72oz coffee. Our guy holds up his large coffee when he indicates he doesn't need the huge coffee. We then switch to shots of him walking around city streets. We see a shot of a middle-aged guy slumped across a stack of newspapers. A dog is next to him, drinking out of what looks like one of those 72oz plastic mugs. Our guy looks non-plussed, or perhaps bemused. Another shot shows a man with a sign strapped over his body. He's selling "UP-N-ADAM VITAMINS". He's got a big jug of them in one hand, and leaflets in another. Our guy then walks past a "Wakey's Drugmall". Then, while he stands waiting to cross the street, another guy rests his sleepy head on his shoulder. Our guy doesn't really react, though. Then, we see a picture of a man and woman resting on their sides on a Sleep Number bed. The woman has rainbow colored patches superimposed over her mid-section and upper body. We see a white digital number change from 95 to 80 as we zoom in on her. Then, 65 and the colored patches dissolve into a cool blue glow under her as she sleeps. Then, 50 and 35. Then, the 35 is circled by a glowing white light and we pan out and transition to a remote control that has 35 in it's display. The caption reads, "You Can CUR TIRED �". We see the Sleep Number logo, "by SELECT COMFORT". Another caption reads, "Over 450 Select Comfort� Stores nationwide 1-800-sleepnumber sleepnumber.com".

Transcript

Hey, if you upgrade that to a monster caf 72... BAM! You get yourself a free mug with that. I'm OK. *piano playing tune of "what the world needs now"* The world doesn't need a better way to stay awake. It needs a better way to sleep. At the touch of a button, Sleep Number Beds adjust firmness to relieve pressure points, giving you more deep sleep. You can cure tired. Take control. Visit a Select Comfort store, or call 1-800-sleepnumber.

State Farm

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:38:59 GMT

We see an attractive blonde woman sitting in first class of an airplane. A table cloth is being rolled out in front of her. She's smiling, happy. A sulty lounge singer's voice can be heard. A gourmet meal is placed in front of her as she grins. Ice water is poured into some stemware, a slice of lime on the side. A close-up of the blonde womand shows she's happy and relaxed, eyes half open. As the narrators voice comes on, someone is giving her a pillow, she's smiling again. Then, there's an abrupt switch to economy class seats. The woman whho was so happy before, is has her head in her hand. Loud, laughing fat guys are sitting on either side of her. She's squeezed between them, forced to listen to them cackle. She makes an exasperated expression. We cut to a profession black woman in a blue suit. A caption reads, "AGENT CAMILLE GARRETT". She talks to us about how State Farm is a good choice. A caption under her reads, "Discounts off State Farm rates and may vary 5-40%. State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company. State Farm Indemnity Company - Bloomington, IL. Now, we're back to the woman in first class. The lights are dim. She's asleep with a book on her chest. A steward is hovering over her. He turns out her light. A final shot shows the State Farm Insurance logo with "CALL AN AGENT'S OFFICE 24/7." and "VISIT STATEFARM.COM".

Transcript

*lounge singing* If you could travel like this, for the same price as this. *fat guys laughing* Stop it, stop it! Why wouldn't you? It's the same with auto insurance. With discounts up to 40%, it's possible to get the personal service of a State Farm agent for the same or less than those other guys. Call an agent, 24/7 or visit statefarm.com

Spring Float

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:23:28 GMT

A woman in a blue one-piece swimsuit is standing by a backyard pool. She twists and orange and white material loop and it unfolds into a oval mesh pool float. We see a close-up of a woman resting her head on a float in the pool. Her eyes are closed. She is relaxed. A caption reads, "� Swimways, Inc." Another shot pans along her entire body as it float away from us. Her body is partially submerged in the pool water, but her head is resting on the float's orange pillow. Another woman is then shown in the Spring Float Recliner. It's blue and the woman is wearing a red swimsuit. She holds a tall, green plastic cup. She laughs. Spaced out letters say "R E C L I N E R" under her. Then, we see the shot of the first woman, asleep on her original Spring Float, letters under her say: "S P R I N G F L O A T". Now we see the woman on the Recliner asleep. Her green cup is inside a built-in cup-holder. She has a red wristband on her left wrist. Back to the first woman. Now, she's resting on her original Spring Float, but on her stomach. An animated dolphin appears close-up and makes that dolphin chirping noise. We pull back to see the Swim Ways logo and swimways.com against a glistening pool of water.

Transcript

Unfold. Unwind. spring float And, float away. Spring Float Recliner and original Spring Float. The quickest way to get away. And, get back. *dolphin noises* Spring Float, from Swim Ways.

Powered by Tyson

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:11:27 GMT

A father is playing hide-and-seek with his two kids. The scene starts with him covering his eyes and announcing he's about to start seeking his kids. We see the kids run off. One kid runs to the couch right behind them and under a blanket. The other runs down the hall. Dad quickly finds the girl under the blanket. The camera movement is fairly jerky. We soon learn that it's probably mom holding the camera. We hear her voice. After dad finds his daughter, they both go off looking for the boy who went down the hall. A caption reads, "Dramatization". The little girl points to where her brother is with her thumb. We now see the hallway. Dad is walking around looking for him, stumped. The boy is braced against the upper wall, near the ceiling, a real feat. Dad remains confused. Eventually, he looks up and sees him up there. Cut to a read background screen with a title that reads, "Have you had your Tyson protein today?" The Tyson is the logo. We see dad and son eating their Tyson chicken at a table. Then chicken strips falling onto a salad, bouncing. Then a shot of a box and a bag of Tyson chicken nuggets and crispy chicken strips. For the final shot, we're back to the scene in the hallway. Dad reaches up and gets his son down (who hugs his dad while everyone laughs). We see "Powered by Tyson" in the corner.

Transcript

Ready or not, here I come. *kid giggling* Gotcha! Hey, where did he go? where did he go, where did he go. OK, you got that way, I'll go this way. Where's your brother? He's in there. Jonathan, where are you. *laughter* Seriously, where is he? We've got a climber. Have you had your Tyson protein today? Try Tyson crispy chicken strips. Delicious, convenient, with zero grams trans-fat. It's quality protein to help power your family. Family fun, powered by Tyson.

Mederma for Kids

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:33:56 GMT

A young boy in close-up is talking to us. He has an orange shirt on. Above his right eyebrow, he has a scar. His ears stick out a little too. We see him rubbing his scar with his finger as a caption reads, "DRAMATIZATION". The cute little kid continues to talk to us, then a banner comes up on the lower part of the screen. It shows the Mederma for Kids box with a dark purple bar. On the other side of the purple bar it says, "%1 pediatrician-recommended product for kids' scars www.medermaforkids.com ". When the kids stops talking, he pulls a mask off his face. The mask has the scar, but the real kid's scar is no longer visible. The kids smiles. A narrator gives us the final messages.

Transcript

I got a scar after my stitches came out. Mom told me to rub Mederma for Kids on it every day to help make the scar softer and smoother. It's the first and only scar product just for kids. Mederma for Kids, number one pediatrician-recommended for kid's scars.

Hormel Food Professional

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:16:10 GMT

We see a stylized image of a guy against a title caption that reads, "Dale Wymore Food Professional". We hear, "food professional" being sung as well. Then, we cut to a scene of Dale talking to a woman in a kitchen. He's asking her about all-natural food. She's somewhat evasive as he probes and challenges her. As she talks, flowers and plants are being placed around her kitchen. She reacts to on particularly rustly one. She shows off her sandwich to Dale, and he assumes she's giving it to him, but then she pulls it back. Then we see a close-up of a package of Hormel Natural Choice 100% Natural No Preservatives Honey Deli Ham. Finally, we see the Hormel logo, the red banner behind it drops down. The caption reads, "Create something great."

Transcript

Food Professional They tell us you like things all-natural. Sure, as long as it tastes good. No, I mean, all-natural, all-natural. Well, who wants ham with preservatives? So, we're talking absolutely no preservatives. Right, nothing artificial. You make this all-natural thing sounds pretty good. Sure makes a great tasting sandwich. You shouldn't have. I didn't. Hormel Natural Choice Deli Sandwich Meat, a great tasting, all-natural way to create something great.

Health Mart Pharmacy

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:02:05 GMT

The opening show shows a montage of moving images, an older couple sitting on a porch, a close-up of the wife, and another of them holding hands. The title caption reads, "This is a true Health Mart Pharmacy story." It shifts to another montage showing them on a motorcycle, two shots of her in the garden, and another of them with their heads close together. We see her putting the phone receiver back on the wall. Then, she's standing with her husband, holding hands, looks of concern on both of their faces. Next, we see several shots of her going to Health Mart Pharmacy. Tony the pharmacist is shown with a kind smile. More shots show him holding her hand in a comforting manner and talking to her. There are shots of them riding a motorcycle. Then, we see a shot of the real people behind the story. A blue caption reads, "DIANE CHUMBLEY HEALTH MART CUSTOMER www.healthmart.com". There's a map of the USA shown with dots popping up all over it. The final shot shows their logo and the slogan, "caring for you and about you".

Transcript

Finally, we were empty-nesters. But then, I was diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. And I thought my days of adventure were over. Devastated, I went to see Tony our Health Mart pharmacist. He calmed me by explaining my medicine and how to monitor my health and diet. Now, I know we'll be able to do everything. That's our true store. Health Mart has thousands of locally-owned pharmacies honoring your prescription plans. Health Mart, caring for you and about you.

Florida's Natural

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:50:22 GMT

We see some nice men working in an orange grove. There's a shot of a red truck, with crates of orange juice cartons in it. It's being loaded by the middle-age guys in the field. We go in for a close-up of one of them a he loads another crate onto the pickup truck. A hand reaches out from a nearby orange tree. The man picks up a carton of orange juice and gives it to the hand. He doesn't even look at the hand as he does this. Next, we see a woman pulling the very same carton of orange juice from a supermarket shelf and puttin it into her shopping cart. Then, we see three woman bending over a reaching deeply into the refridgerated supermarket shelf. Then, on the grove side, we see various nice guys in hats handing out the Florida's Natural orange juice cartons as the camera scans down the line. Another shot shows one of them picking up a carton in each hand and holding them up on either side of him to give to hands there. There are more shots of women in the super-market and guys in the grove handing off cartons of juice. One is thrown to a hand. The final shot zooms in on a plaque on the side of a shopping cart that shows a Florida's Natural carton being handed off from a grove worker's gloved hand to a womans. A box says, "It's as close to THE GROVE as you can get".

Transcript

At Florida's Natural, we are a small co-op of growers. Our premium orange juice comes just from our fresh oranges, not from concentrate. So, the best orange juice comes straight from our hands to yours. Florida's Natural, it's as close to the grove as you can get.

Dominican Republic

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:35:02 GMT

We se various scenes of natural beauty: waves flowing across a pristine beach, misty forests, lush green Mangrove riveways with squiggled roots, a sandy dessert of shifting dunes, a colorful coral reef with bright fish and other sealife moving about, a tropical waterfall. The caption, "Continent Diversity" unrolls across the screen in a cursive font. Then, we're flying over a clear blue waterway with lush green forest on the side, reflecting in the water. Another shot shows green fields with dirt roads dividing them as a flock of white birds moves from right to left. The final shot has a close-up of a sunsetting behind some clouds. It says, "Dominican Republic Inexhaustible..." as this very classy commericial ends.

Transcript

*flowing music*

Dannon Yogurt Activia Challenge

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:27:08 GMT

A green screen with the Dannon Activia logo on it splits across so that we're left with green banners on top and bottom. A woman, in close-up is talking somewhat awkwardly about being irregular. A caption reads, "Helps relieve temporary symptoms of bloating and irregularity." The conversation shifts to different groups of women, but continues along the same trajectory. A caption now reads, "Scientifically proven to help with slow intestinal transit when enjoyed daily for two weeks as part of a healthy diet and balanced lifestyle." There's two women on the street, then three in a hair salon under dryers. Then, two women sitting close on a couch. The caption shifts to say, "Up to $12 will be reimbursed. Offer valid from 3/15/07 through 7/31/07 on specially marked packages. For full rules go to Activia.com". We see a woman eating some Dannon Activia yogurt. We see two young girls walking on the beach. The final shot shows a multi-pack box of Dannon Activia with a caption that reads, "Take the Activia challenge. activia.com"

Transcript

Sometimes, I feel irregular, bloated. Does that ever happen to you? Not lately. I took the Activia challenge. Eat it every day for two weeks. It works or it's free. Heard about the Activia challenge? I told you!

Bosch

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:53:02 GMT

We see a young deer stepping carefully through a partially wooded, sunlit area. It walks ahead a few yards until it come upon a washing machine. The machine is running. We can see a peice of red clothing rolling around inside of it. The narrator starts talking about how great Bosch washers are. We move back to a longer shot of the deer next to the washer. There are some lovely old trees all around, with grass and some open sunny areas as well. There's a close-up of the deer, his ears moving a bit (just as the narrator talks about how quiet it is). Eventually, the deer walks past the washer. Then, we see a shot of a J.D Power award sitting on top of a Bosch dryer. A caption reads, "For J.D. Power and Associates award information, go to www.jdpower.com ". Finally, we see a show of 4 stainless steel appliances, a dishwasher, washer, refridgerator, and stove. The final shot shows the deer walking across a sunny patch of the woods. The Lowe's logo is shown as is the Bosch logo. Plus "boschappliances.com".

Transcript

Bosch washers are not only the most energy efficient and environmentally friendly, they're also the quietest. And they are the perfect companion to Bosch dryers, which J.D. Power and Associates ranked highest in customer satisfaction. See the full line of Bosch premium appliances at Lowe's. Bosch, invented for life.

Big Medicine

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:37:35 GMT

We see the legs of a fat woman wearing sandals. The color tones dark brown (almost sepia) with an emphasis on shadow. The lighting seems to shift as we hear the voice-over of overweight people talking about being fat and wanting to do something about it. Much of what they are saying is shown in captions on the screen. For example, "NORMAL PRETTY TEENAGE GIRL". The shot changes to a side shot of a fat woman wearing black underwear. Rolls of fat and lumpy flesh are shown, though her face is out of the shot or in shadow. Another shot shows a close up of a fat woman's buttocks. Lots of lumpy cellulite is visible at the top of one of her legs. Then, the upper back of a fat man is shown. Another shot of a black woman's lower body. Then a shot of an overweight man's side, showing some rolls of fat. Finally a shot of what looks like an older woman sitting and a image of her standing in the background as well. Fade to black and we see the caption, "DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES". The last shows hows a couple surgeons in scrubs looking at us with confidence. The show's logo and "ALL NEW NEXT MONDAY 9/8c" plus the TLC channel logo appear.

Transcript

I just want to be a normal, pretty, teenage girl. I've never felt full before. I have to do something. This is the ending of being obese. If I die, I'll die trying. This is a start of a new me. The surgery we perform changes their lives forever. Big Medicine is all new. New Monday at 9, only on TLC.

Advantage Multi for Cats

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:27:21 GMT

We see a grey-white cat (Tiger) in a laundry basket. There's a "Bayer" logo momentarily in the corner. Tiger jumps out of the basket as more clothes fall into it.
Tiger walks across the kitchen floor as a blue cup falls from a highchair where a out-of-shot kid is sitting. We see a close-up of Tiger's hind section as he walks up to a box of Advantage Multi for Cats. It says, "NEW" above the box and "FDA Approved" in a corner. Tiger comes and sites behind the box. The words, "Fleas Heartworms Ear Mites Hookworms Roundworms" appear next to the box and the cat. We see a ball bounce down some steps and past the walking cat. Then we see the cat walk over a coiled vacuum tube that snaps up just after his foot leaves the loop it left. This cat is staying one step ahead of everything! A caption reads, "For more information visit advantagemulti.com". We see the cat among some flower pots as a water wand comes down, missing him. A caption shows, "877-4-MULTI". Tiger walks past a toy dinosaur that then seems to growl menacingly. The final shot shows Tiger sitting behind a rocking chair. His tail keeps flipping back and forth, narrowly missing the chair's rocking. Captions read, "Ask your Veterinarian". There's a Advantage Multi for Cats logo that also says, "(imidacloprid + moxidectin) Topical Solution".

Transcript

Tiger stays one step ahead of everything, and I make sure he stays one step ahead of Heartworm disease, thank to new Advantage Multi for Cats. It not only kills fleas, it prevents heart-worm disease too. And, it controls ear mites and intestinal parasites. Do not administer orally. Ingestion may cause hyper salivation, tremors, vomiting, and increased appetite. Children should not contact application site for 30 minutes. New Advantage Multi, one topical application, once a month, keeps him one step of fleas, heart-worm and whole lot more.

Bush's Baked Beans

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:08:38 GMT

A man, Jay Bush as identified by the caption, is in the kitchen with his dog. Jay is stirring a large bean pot of beans while his dog looks on. There's a big can of Bush's Baked Beans on the counter next to some onions, tomatoes, peppers and other spices. The dog talks to him. Jay responds in a close-up, mockingly. The next shot shows the same dog hanging out of a window onto the roof of a house. He's talking to a pig. The pig is standing on a green skateboard wearing a leather flying cap and scarf. He's also got a board with the Bush's logo on it strapped to his back. The dog is holding a rope tied to the pig. This pig oinks, then we switch to a spread of Bush's Baked Beans. A large can of Bush's Baked Beans next to a hamburger and hot-dog on a plate and a big crock of beans in the background.

Transcript

Mmm, Bush's Baked Beans. That special blend of spices. Hey Jay, are you ever going to let me sell the secret family recipe? Sure, when pigs fly. Now, just buzz the house a few times, and that should do it. Enjoy, Bush's Baked Beans.

cellflirt text chat

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:01:59 GMT

We're shown a chaotic moving montage of young people's faces. Over this it says, "CHAT WITH SINGLES NATIONWIDE!!!". The pictures of faces form a grid, then a map of the United States. In a banner below that is shows 1) a cellphone, 2) LOVE, 3) 44123. Above it says cellflirt and #1 TEXT CHAT. Then, we some a couple pictures pop-up and there are text bubbles of them exchanging messages like, "What's up?" and "Still Single?" More animated pictures and phone graphics. Another two pictures are talking to each other with, "How old r u?" and "22 N U?". The final shot shows a Sprint and Boost Mobile logo, side by side.

Transcript

Right now, thousands of singles are text chatting all over the country. You too can come and join the number one text chat service. It's easy, just text message the word, "LOVE" to 44123. It's a great way to connect to new singles. Text message the word, "LOVE" to 44123. Hey, check your inbox, you might already have a message. Send love to 44123. Now available on Sprint, Nextel, and Boost.

Corona

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:45:41 GMT

We're shown shots of Irish countryside. A man in black with a black hat, walks along a road. We see a sign that reads, "BAILE ATHA CLIATH DUBLIN 10". He keeps walking. We see a series of shots of him from various angles, walking through various country. We see sheep on the road ahead of him. We walks over an old stone bridge. Then, we see a large white country house. It has s sign outside of it that says, "O'NEILL'S". We see the man walk into the bar. There are bikes outside and a sign that reads, "BAR". Inside, we hear Mexican music and there's a party atmosphore. The bartender is wearing a sombrero. He's holding two Corona beers with lime slices in each hand. He wishes everyone a happy Cinco de Mayo and there's a chear. The final shot shows two bottles of Corono on the bar with a lime, one is light. Words in a highly stylized font read "Celebrate Cinco de Mayo".

Transcript

Follow the curving Irish lanes long enough, and you'll find yourself in the town of Whitlow. And, if you arrive on that most special day in Ireland, you'll find the town celebrating their favorite holiday in traditional fashion. *Mexican music* Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Countrywide

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:20 GMT

We're shown a screen that's split between a man talking to us on the right and some moving lettering and graphics on the left.
The graphics are primary colors with green primarily and some yellow and blue. As he speaks, the key points of what he's saying are shown on the left. Also, the phone number, 1-800-641-7136 and the website countrywide.com . The man gesture with his hands a lot as he speaks, often making downward motions. The cut to a close-up shot of his torso. He also has a lot of head movement. Finally, we see the Countrywide logo against a white background, with a caption that says, "HOME LOANS 1-800-641-7136 Visit Your Local Branch countrywide.com". Then, there's a lot of small print.

Transcript

Homeowners, want to refinance to get cash? Countrywide has a great reason to do it now. A no-cost refi. It has no points, no application fee, no credit reporting fee, and no third party fees. No title, escrow, or appraisal fees. Absolutely no closing cost. So, you wind up with a lot more cash. Call now and ask for a no cost refi. We're America's #1 home loan lender. And no one can do what Countrywide can. Call 1-800-641-7136.

Disaronno

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:28:31 GMT

We're shown an overhead shot of a sophisticated looking bar. Then, a close-up shot of a hand hold a bottle of Disaronno on the bar. We pan up as another hand spins the bottle cap off with pizazz. Then, we see a bartender serving a couple drinks. A woman asks for Disaronno on the rocks. The bartender smiles. He seems interested in the woman. We see the Disaronno bottle cap spin again, then ice cubes falling into a glass, the Disaronno being pouring into the glass. The woman hold up the drink with an interested look on her face. She closes her eyes as she smells it. We see some shots of her with her friends at the bar, drinking Disaronno, happy. The glass is now empty and the bartender goes to take it away. Her hand comes done on his arm and she looks at him intensely, shaking her head. She plucks an ice-cube out of the glass and puts it in her mouth. The bartender smiles as she does this. There's chemistry here. Finally a shot of the Disaronno bottle and the words, "Disaronno Pass The Pleasure Around."

Transcript

Disaronno sour, Disaronno martini. Disaronno on the rocks. Disaronno on the rocks. Coming up. Disaronno's warm and sensual taste makes you wish it would never end. Disaronno, pass the pleasure around.

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Anonymous comment by Jhuan on Advantage Multi for Cats

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:53:32 GMT

Cats get into and onto just about anything, so to pevnret items from getting broken you have to either keep them out of reach, such as behind doors in a cabinet, or use a putty like Quake Hold that will keep the items in place. It is not all that different from when there are young children around the home, except they can get into more places.Cats are quite independent, and usually need love and attention, along with food, water and litter. But the larger bills are for vet care, as those are not spread out over the month. They are not high, and often just once a year is all that is needed, but it is usually costs up front. Typically, perhaps $100, and if you have to have the cat spayed or neutered, it will be a larger hit to your wallet.I am giving a link to an article on introducing a kitten into your home. There are suggestions, and a list of things to get. I ignore a bed, as they find a place, and I would get one of those inexpensive cardboard scratchers.Monthly care costs can usually be handled through a normal household budget. They are not large, but can vary. Some feed small cans of very expensive food, and others find a quality food that serves just as well at a much lower cost. And litter is not expensive. If monthly costs are a real concern, you may not be ready for a cat anyway.

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Tue, 16 Oct 2012 03:54:40 GMT

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Anonymous comment by Shubham on Rozerem

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Anonymous comment by Joaquin on Proactiv

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:40:07 GMT

I still have very bad acne right now T_T. I wash my face twice a day and I've been trying all sorts of proctdus to try to get rid of my acne but it's just not going away >_<. It's embarrassing and just ahhhhhhh! I've been wanting to try Proactiv but I haven't had the chance! I've tried neutrogena, olay, etc but nothings working for me! Little small bumps that don't go away! They aren't red like regular pimples! Does anyone have a solution? Thanks for hosting this giveaway!

Anonymous comment on Advair

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 01:52:37 GMT

about 2 yrs ago I was dignosed with copd, gave a sample of advair, I think I need it but don't know if my MD will give it to me I would like a trial of it thanks

Anonymous comment on Go Meat - Hillshire Farms

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 09:13:40 GMT

If you knew how disgusting the product is and the workers that snot on it, you wouldn't eat it, ever!