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<description>TV Ad Center is an archive of TV Commercials.</description>
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<title>Children's Claritin</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Childrens_Claritin__140.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[White text is overlayed on top of a out-of-focus scene of a kid riding his skateboard in the background.  An announcer reads the text to us about how Children's Claritin is safe (unlike some other cough medicines for kids).  A transparent page-like effect is pulled across the screen and the background is no longer blurry.  It's now in vibrant color, showing a kid flying through the air on his skateboard.  Next we see a mom-like person holding some Children's Claritin in her hand, telling us it's safe.  A caption reads, "Among leading OTC children's allergy brands."  We see more shots of a couple boys riding up the side of a skateboard park, having a great time.  Now, we see a close-up shot of a skateboard with Children's Claritin boxes on top of it.  A caption reads, "Use as directed.", the mom reads the caption in red at the top.  The final shot is a sweeping shot as we move in for a close-up of the mom telling us Children's Claritin is great as she holds it up for us to see.  The caption says, "Live Claritin Clear®" above her as she smiles.
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<BR>Questions have been raised about children's cough and cold products.  There's no question Children's Claritin is proven safe.  Only Children's Claritin provides non-drowsy allergy relief proven safe and effective for kids 2 and up.  Let your kids live Claritin clear.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:21:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Verizon - Bears</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Verizon__Bears__139.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a group of three young girls walking around inside a building.  The wireless phone of the girl in the foreground rings.  It's her mom.  Mom tells her she needs to be home by five.  The girl tries to pretend that the phone connection isn't work by imitating static noises.  Her two friends join in.  She hold the phone out while her friends make noises, trying to convince her mom.  But, mom explains to her that they have Verizon, thus it's not possible for the connection to be bad.  We see a shot of the Verizon guy from all those other commercials and behind him are tons of Verizon people, on the stairs and on a second floor balcony.  It's a lot of people.  The guy waves at the girl when she looks back at them.  The girl tries to convince her mom that it's her home phone, but mom says it can't be because they have Verizon at home.  We see mom in the kitchen, with all those Verizon people outside the windows.  Then, another shot shows tons more Verizon people all around their house.  They are wearing white construction hats.  The girls pause, not knowing what to say in order to convince mom that they can't hear her and thus can't be home by five.  Finally, one of the girls starts making bear noises.  The girl on the phone heroically tries to sell the bears thing, but mom just shuts her down.  She rolls her eyes and closes he phone, exasperated with her friends for coming up with the lame bear noises.  Finally, we see a white/gray screen with red letters.  The caption cycles through various phrases as an announcer gives up details: "Unlimited home calling + Wireless service", "$59.99 per month for one year", "Double the Reliability", "Double the Value".  Under these message it says, "verizon.com/together 1.888.858.2397" and some small hard to read text under that.  Then we see the Verizon logo and, "It's the Network".
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<BR><EM>(phone rings)</EM> Hey mom.  Hey Julie, I need you home by 5, OK?  <EM>(fake static noises)</EM>  Mom, I think it's breaking up.  Honey, we have the Verizon network.  Uh, maybe it's on your end?  Nope, we have the Verizon Network at home now too.  <EM>(fake bear noises)</EM>  Mom, there's bears here.  See you at 5.  <EM>(fake bear noises trail off)</EM>  Bears?  Get Verizon home and Verizon wireless service together with unlimited calls between your wireless and home phones, starting at $59.99.  Double the reliability, double the value.  Verizon.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:49:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Citi - Norway</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Citi__Norway__138.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see the Citi logo with a ship on the water with clouds and mountains behind it.  Then, a shot of a father and son standing by the railing of the ship, happy.  Now, the father is next to a young Norwegian man in dress uniform; the son is taking their picture.  Next, they are in what appears to be a Viking museum.  There is the end of a great yet narrow wooden ship in front of them.  We see a Citi-card being give to a bartender and the son brings over some large beers.  Then, a close-up shot of a fish head with some sausages.  It has been brought to their table.  The son pushes it toward the father who has a worried expression on his face.  A new shot shows the father and son in a rowboat, some shoreline building are visible behind them.  They are both wearing sweaters.  Then, they are standing on a ledge with mountains around them and water below in what is probably a fjord.  Then a shot of the son watching the father dance around with people wearing traditional clothing.  Next, we see father and son walking through the hall or records, with shelves and bookcases everywhere.  As the view one of the books, they have a look of disappointed or surprise.  They are not Norwegian, but Swedish.  They are back at the shore again, buying tickets to Stockholm, Sweden with the Citicard.  The father smiles.  The final shot shows the ship on th water again.  We see "What's your story?  We'll help you write it" and a picture of a silver Citi card.  This rotates into a Citi logo with a "let's get it done" slogan under it and "citicards.com" in the bottom corner.
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<BR>So, I asked my dad where he wanted to go for his 60th birthday.  Norway, he said, the land of our ancestors.  We drank a pint an Ibsen's favorite pub.  We sampled the local fare.  We got new sweaters.  I feel like yodeling.  It was the trip of a lifetime, my dad said, until we went to the hall of records and discovered we were actually Swedish.  Two tickets to Stockholm please.  Whatever your story is, your Citi-card can help you write it.  Citi, let's get it done.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:03:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Advair</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Advair__137.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a middle-aged woman in a green turtleneck sweater with reading glasses hanging from her neck.  She's talking to us in a concerned tone about her health problems.  The mood lightens as she hold up Advair in her hand and we're shown a close-up of the round, two-tone purple Advair dispenser.  A caption reads, "Results may vary.".  Another reads, "ADVAIR DISKUS 250/50 (fluticasone propionate 250 mcg and salmeterol 50 mcg inhalation powder)".  We zoom into the Diskus and see the woman playing with a young girl, blowing bubbles.  Another caption reads, "ADVAIR 250/50 is approved for COPD with chronic bronchitis".  The next shot is taken from high in a tree, looking down on kids playing.  A rope swing is visible.  A captions now reads, "Available by prescription only."  Next, we see a shot of the little girl breaking a piñata open; candy spills onto the green grass as the woman (grandma) laughs excitedly.  We see a full shot of them blowing bubbles again, the caption says, "ADVAIR Helps Improve Lung Function".  A shot of the Advair Diskus against a circular purple gradient background.  The caption: "ADVAIR Workds Differently".  Next up, an animated image of a torso showing the lungs breath.  Lines radiating out show ADVAIR working.  The caption is now, "It is not known how anti-inflammatories work in COPD."  Large captions spring out that say, "anti-inflammatory bronchodilator", then merge and disappear.  The lower caption now says, "Maximum effect may take several weeks."  We're back to the overhead, through tree branch view of the kids sitting in a circle with grandma.  The caption, "ADVAIR won't replace fast-acting inhalers." then "Use ADVAIR only twice a day, every day."  Granda seems to be reading a story to the kids (all girls wearing tutus).  More moving shots of grandma and the girls stream by with a caption that reads, "Ask your healthcare provider or call 1-877-330-COPD."  The little girl spins a dragonfly craft item at a table with grandma.  We're back outside and the caption is, "Please see our ad in Health Magazine."  A man is taking their picture now.  We see a close-up of two girls and grandma behind them, with a caption that says, "Ask about the risks and benefits of continuing ADVAIR after 6 months."  The final shot with the kid shows grandma and the little girl sharing a big comfy chair, saying nice things to each other.  They hug.  Then, we see grandma (who must dye her hair brown) framed by the Advair diskus container zooming in on her, and we're back to the shot of the Advair diskus against the purple background.  Strong white lettering says, "Helps improve lung function for better breating." then "First Full Prescription Free.*  ADVAIRcopd.com *Subject to eligibility."
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<BR>I have COPD with chronic bronchitis, which makes it hard to breath.  But, now that I'm breathing better with Advair, today I can have fun with my granddaughter.  For people with COPD with chronic bronchitis, great news. ADVAIR helps significantly improve lung function.  While nothing can reverse COPD, Avair is different than other medications because it's the only product with an anti-inflammatory and a long-acting bronchodilator, working together to help you breath better.  Advair wont replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms and should not be used more than twice a day.  Lung infections, including pneumonia have been reported with Advair.  Taking Advair may increase your risk for osteoporosis and some eye problems.  Tell your doctor if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure before taking Adviar.  And ask about the risks and benefits of continuing Advair after six months.   I'm glad you came, grandma.  Me too.  Ask your doctor how Advair improves lung function for better breathing.  Find out how to get your first full prescription free at ADVAIRcopd.com .]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Crest White Strips</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Crest_White_Strips__136.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A train moves along between a blue lake and blue cloudy sky with snowy mountains in the background.  We see a blurry blonde woman wipe two fingers across a window, clearing the area in front of her perfect teeth.  Now, we see her looking out the window of the train.  She's happy yet wistful.  The train moves along through a snowy mountain pass.  She clears more of the window with her arm.  Next, we see a box of Crest Whitestrips Premium in her bag.  It says "whitestrips.com" in a caption nearby.  We see the beautiful blonde woman looking out the window, she seems something.  The train is pulling into her stop.  Two younger people are excited and running next to the train.  We see her smile, wow she's a knockout.  Through the blurry, frost-laden window, we see the two kids happily bouncing around.  We see the pretty girl smiling again, only this time it says, "3 DAYS" next to her.  A close-up of a smile is shown.  In a wipe, the teeth go from grey to white.  The woman is now off the train, meeting her family.  Finally, a shot of the Crest White scrips Premium rounded blue box.  A caption under it has the Crest logo and the words, "Health, Beautiful Smiles for Life", then it morphs into a Whitestrips logo and "#1 Dentist Recommended Brand"
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<BR><EM>I'll be home for Christmas...</EM> This holiday with Crest Whitestrips premium, you'll bring home a smile that can't be missed.  See whiter teeth after just 3 days.  Full results in 7.  This holiday show a whiter smile with Crest White scrips Premium.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:29:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Mr_Magoriums_Wonder___135.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dustin Hoffman dressed in a purple suit and sporting bushy hair and eyebrows, yells "Surprise!".  There's a quick shot of the 20th Century Fox logo, then Walden Media, and Mandate Pictures.  We see a shot of a paper airplane flying across a store packed with toys, sparkles
<BR>come out of its trail.  We see a young boy looking at a red "For Sale" sign on the window.  Then, an extreme close-up of a dark haired boy with a look of surprise on his face.  Then an old door is shown bulging, then the store itself is shooting steam and wiggling.  Natalie Portman opens a large book with golden pages and a lemur pops out and runs around the store, on a kid's head.  All sorts of toys burst out of that old door.  We see Natalie Portman and Jason Bateman standing next to each other while an animated bee flies between them and Jason Bateman asks how this could happen.  The dark-haired boy is shown saying the store needs a time-out.  We see a puppet in a bed (Punch?).  Then a large black woman opens a book titled "Explore the Bee" and gets slashed in the face as tentacles pop-out of it.  Each of the stars are shown in a close-up, then we see an animated logo for the title of the movie.  The final shot shows the kid standing on a table in the store warning people.
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<BR>Surprise!  This holiday season, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is being closed down.  Uh oh!  But, the store isn't gining up... I asked for a lolipop, I got a lemur.  A lemur! ... without a fight.  How can a store throw a temper tantrum?  Maybe it needs a time-out.  Stop it store, stop it!  Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, and Jason Bateman.  Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, rated G.  Try to avoid the slimy girl.  In theaters November 16th.
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Corolla</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Corolla__134.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A woman in a dark gray suit is walking toward us through a car showroom.  She stops at the end of a long ramp, with 4 cars on platforms behind her.  The caption reads "AIR CONDITIONING, AM/FM CD PLAYER, ANTI-THEFT SYSTEM" as she says "features that come standard".  A side shot of a silver Corolla is shown with "37 MPG/HIGHWAY" above it.  In small text under the car it says, "2008 EPA highway estimate for Corolla with 5-speed manual trans.  Actual mileage many vary."  We got back to the woman in a close-up shot, then a wider shot with her next to a large screen.  The screen is showing older Corollas with their owns telling us how many miles they've put on them.  First a man (Jeremy G.) with a goatee in a yellow shirt who put 126,551 miles on his.  A dark-haired woman in a blue shirt named Arelen A. put 224,119 miles on her Corolla.  Paul S. in a burgundy sweater put 333,670 miles on his.  A caption reads, "All drivers may not get these results."  We're back to the woman standing next to the video screen.  It now says, "80% OF ALL COROLLAS SOLD SINCE 1986 ARE STILL ON THE ROAD - 2007 POLK".  There's a final close-up, then a wide shot of the woman with all the cars.
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<BR>Even with these unexpected features that come standard on the Toyota Corolla, even with it's truly impressive fuel economy, the most compelling reason to buy a new Corolla is an old Corolla.  My '93 Corolla as 126,551 miles.  ...224,119 miles ...333,670 miles.  There's dependable, and then there's Corolla dependable.  Ask someone you know who drives one.  Toyota, moving forward.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:26:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Fiber Choice</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Fiber_Choice__133.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A woman wakes up in bed to her buzzing alarm.  A bran muffin is next to the alarm clock.  After she turns off the alarm, she takes a bit of the bran muffin.  Next, a woman at a desk pulls a raw carrot (with stem) out and chews on it as she reads some work papers.  Next we see her in a car dropping off her kids with broccoli in her mouth.  A soccer ball is visible on the passenger seat.  Now she's at the gym on a treadmill eating an apple.  She checks her watch as the voice-over narrator asks, "what else would you have time for?"  We cut to a scene of a bottle of Fiber Choice dropping 2 large flat pills into a hand.  One is light green the other is light purple.  A caption reads, "USE AS DIRECTED".  A shot of the Fiber Choice bottle is show with the text "180 Grams" on the right.  The bottle says, "Chewable Tablets  Most Fiber &gt; Sugar Free Assorted Fruit".  Another shot shows the Fiber Choice bottle next to a growing stack of 3 generic fiber bottles on the right.  Next is a close-shot of the "plus Calcium" bottle.  We pan back to see it next to a 14oz glass of milk.  The 2 pills are next to it, looking very small in comparison.  The final show shows both Fiber Choice bottles with "The Smart Choice&reg; www.fiberchoice.com" about them.  In the background is the office setting, out of focus.
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<BR>*alarm buzzes*  Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?  To get the 25-30 grams of daily fiber recommend for on-going good health, what else would you have time for?  That's why there's great tasting Fiber Choice, the chewable fiber supplement.  Each bottle contains 180 grams of fiber.  You'd need more than 3 bottles of fiber pills at 3 times the price to get the same amount.  And, now try Fiber Choice plus calcium, with as much calcium as 14oz of milk in each dose.  Fiber Choice, original and Plus Calcium chewable tablets.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:08:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Meningitis</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Meningitis__132.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a lined page with cursive text on it (looks like a paper on the American Revolution).  At the top of the page is a doodle which is animated and growing as we pan off the side of the page.  We pan over to a picture of a flower.  The flower wilts and we see its roots grow downward.  There is a manacing aspect to the dark blue and green roots.  They overlap then we zoom in to see the word, "MENINGITIS".  A caption below reads, "There are approximately 3,000 cases of Meningococcal Disease nationwide each year and 21 cases per 100,000 adolescents."  The roots continue to grow off the letters of MENINGITIS, then thick roots are drawn over it.  Next, a dawn image of a soda can flies onto the scene, spinning.  It falls over and spills out more doodles.  Then we see a doodle that says, "i <IMG ALT=" * love * " TITLE=" * love * " SRC="http://images.kenyonhill.com/icons/heart.png" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="15" CLASS="icon"> Jason", the message of I love Jason is repeated on the page a few times.  Then our page becomes a paper airplane and it flies over to a couple student desk chairs.  The two chairs are pushed close together.  We fly off with the paper airplane and another plane joins in until they crash together into a doodle explosion that changes into more flowing doodles.  It's kind of psychedlic.  We then see a shield come over and then a couple arrows hit the shield and they bend and bounce off.  We scroll down to a final shot that says, "Don't leave them unprotected" in blocky outlined letters.  Under that, it says, "fightmeningitis.com 1-888-580-7888 Brought to you as a public health service by sanofi pasteur".
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<BR>Adolescence is a time of great expression and curiosity.  Unfortunately, it's also the time when teenagers are at risk for contracting Meningococcal Meningitis.  It's a rare but life-threatening disease that's contageous and can potentially be spread by sharing soft drinks, kissing, or just being in close contact.  Help keep these times the best times.  Ask your doctor about ways to prevent Meningitis.  Don't leave them unprotected.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:49:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Proactiv</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Proactiv__131.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a white shiny image of 3 Proactiv bottle (2 white, 1 green, 1 shorter).  In the background is a faucet, implying that we're in a bathroom.  A caption reads, "Good News from Proactiv&reg Solution".  Then, we start to see a series of before and after photos of people who had acne or pimples, but then took Proactiv and now their skin is clear.  Then, there's a shot of the Proactiv Refining mask tube with the caption, "FREE Refining Mask".  We see it with the other 3 Proactiv bottles now.  We see someone squeezing a dab of Proactiv Solution Refining Mask on to a finger.  We see more before/after images.  In a corner it says, "Results may vary".  We see a handsome young man with dark hair applying some Proactiv to a spot on his face.  Then, we see his before/after pictures, with a caption that says, "Speed and degree of clearing vary".  We see a quick shot of him looking excited as he tells us it's a good feeling.  Then, a woman is shown telling us how great Proactiv is.  We see, "Guthy Renker" in a caption.  This is not the woman's name, but the name of the company that markets Proactiv.  There's a shot of a woman on the phone, ordering Proactiv.  The bottom of the screen now has a segmented banner that has the website (proactiv.com), CALL NOW!, and 1-800-234-4476.  We see a few more before and after pictures.  Then, a screen showing all 4 products again, with "Save 50% Off Individual Product Prices" and "$19.95 $5.95 S&H USD CA,PA,IA, NC add tax".  Then, there's a short segment showing Jessica Simpson sitting on the ground, looking good.  She uses the Refining Mask.  A new shot shows the Refining Mask tube as captions come up saying, "Best Product Best Offer".  We see a young couple hugging ans smiling.  They both have great skin.  A caption reads, "Make it Real!".  The final shot shows the 4 product bottles again, with the price and credit card logos.  Also, a Priority Mail logo is shown, plus, "60 Day Money Back Guarantee".
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<BR>Proactiv Solution has good news.  If you have a difficult pimple or sudden breakout and can't find relief.  Because when you order now, you'll get the exclusive refining mask free with your three piece kit.  Just a dab and the mask is designed to zap problem zits fast.  It's dramatic.  I put it on in the evening before I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning, you don't have acne.  That's a good feeling.  It works the fastest.  It's potent.  It's like my own skin care army.  Call now and order the amazing Proactiv Solution to heal your acne and help prevent future breakouts.  You'll save 50% on Proactiv when you order in the next four minutes.  Just $19.95.  For on the spot pimple control, I use the refining mask.  Just a little dab, that's all you need.  It's a Proactiv best product and it's part of Proactiv's best offer.  Don't just dream of clear, beautiful skin, make it real.  Order Proactiv now, and get a free upgrade to priority shipping.  Call 1-800-234-4476.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:31:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sharpie Write Out Loud</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Sharpie_Write_Out_Lo__130.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a yellow pad of unlined paper in close-up.  A hand is visible writing on it.  At the top of the letter it says, "Dearest Prudence" (Beatles reference?).  We hear the guy writing the message recite what he's write as he writes it.  Then, as the text gets more and more convoluted, he swaps pens, clicking a blue Sharpie.  He then writes in bold letters over his note, "LOVE YA BABE!".  The page is pulled quickly and we see the a new page that has a Sharpie logo on top.  He writes, "Write Out Loud" and we see Sharpie.com in the corner as well.  TM is added to the slogan.
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<BR>Then, we see the same sort of scene repeat itself.  This time, it's a woman writing a note to her boss.  She recites the entire letter, as before.  Makes a noise of frustration, the swaps pens, clicks a red Sharpie and writes, "I QUIT!", then underlines it.  The page is pulled quickly and we see the a new page that has a Sharpie logo on top.  He writes, "Write Out Loud" and we see Sharpie.com in the corner as well.  TM is added to the slogan.
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<BR>My infatuation for you over the preceding month has been exponentially increased with each passing of the.. gah!  *click* *scribble noises*  
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<BR>Deer Mr. Swinkley, much as I have enjoyed working a 70-hour week for you over the last two years.  The time has ... *click* *scribble noises*  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:09:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Silk Soymilk</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Silk_Soymilk__129.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We are in a kitchen.  It's morning.  In the foreground is a cow dressed in a business suit, reading the paper.  In the background we can see another cow.  The man-cow looks over the top of his paper to see the carton of Silk Soymilk, visible in the lower left part of the screen.  He calls his wife-cow.  She comes into the shot.  She is also wearing a business suit.  Plus, she's carrying a baby-cow wrapped in a blanket.  The two cows discuss the Soymilk situation.  We see the man-cow pour some into a cereal bowl.  A caption reads, "25g of soy protein a day, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, may reduce your risk of heart disease.  One 8oz glass of Silk Vanilla contains 6.25g of soy protein."  Now, a young daughter-cow is next to the dad-cow as he tries the soymilk.  He takes a bite and he likes it.  We see a close-up shot of the Silk Soymilk carton with the caption, "Silk. Beyond Nutrition.®"  Finally, we see the cow's refrigerator opening up.  Inside are two cartons of Silk Plus.  One has fiber, the other omega-3 DHA.  
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<BR>What the... Barbara!  Barb!  Honey, we're drinking Silk.  Soymilk?  Paul, we both have demanding jobs.  We need more than just coffee in the morning.  *grumble*  Silk has soy protein, antioxidants, can help keep your heart healthy.  OK, think heart, heart, heart, heart.  No, can't do it.  Oh, you're pathetic.  Alright.  Right, right.  Well?  What do you think?  It's good.  You guys should try this.  Ah!  Silk, beyond nutrition.  Introducing, Silk Plus with fiber or Omega-3 DHA.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:19:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sleep Number</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Sleep_Number__128.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We start out with a man inside a coffee shop.  We see him through a window that lists: Coffee, Espresso, Capuccino, Latte, Mocha, Dark Roast, Organic Blend, Hot Tea, and Iced Tea.  Our guy has a satchel bag across his chest.  The young guy behind the counter is trying to get him to buy a super-large 72oz coffee.  Our guy holds up his large coffee when he indicates he doesn't need the huge coffee.  We then switch to shots of him walking around city streets.  We see a shot of a middle-aged guy slumped across a stack of newspapers.  A dog is next to him, drinking out of what looks like one of those 72oz plastic mugs.  Our guy looks non-plussed, or perhaps bemused.  Another shot shows a man with a sign strapped over his body.  He's selling "UP-N-ADAM VITAMINS".  He's got a big jug of them in one hand, and leaflets in another.  Our guy then walks past a "Wakey's Drugmall".  Then, while he stands waiting to cross the street, another guy rests his sleepy head on his shoulder.  Our guy doesn't really react, though.  Then, we see a picture of a man and woman resting on their sides on a Sleep Number bed.  The woman has rainbow colored patches superimposed over her mid-section and upper body.  We see a white digital number change from 95 to 80 as we zoom in on her.  Then, 65 and the colored patches dissolve into a cool blue glow under her as she sleeps.  Then, 50 and 35.  Then, the 35 is circled by a glowing white light and we pan out and transition to a remote control that has 35 in it's display.  The caption reads, "You Can CUR TIRED ®".  We see the Sleep Number logo, "by SELECT COMFORT".  Another caption reads, "Over 450 Select Comfort® Stores nationwide 1-800-sleepnumber sleepnumber.com".
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<BR>Hey, if you upgrade that to a monster caf 72...  BAM!  You get yourself a free mug with that.  I'm OK.  *piano playing tune of "what the world needs now"*  The world doesn't need a better way to stay awake.  It needs a better way to sleep.  At the touch of a button, Sleep Number Beds adjust firmness to relieve pressure points, giving you more deep sleep.  You can cure tired.  Take control.  Visit a Select Comfort store, or call 1-800-sleepnumber. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:53:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>State Farm</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see an attractive blonde woman sitting in first class of an airplane.  A table cloth is being rolled out in front of her.  She's smiling, happy.  A sulty lounge singer's voice can be heard.  A gourmet meal is placed in front of her as she grins.  Ice water is poured into some stemware, a slice of lime on the side.  A close-up of the blonde womand shows she's happy and relaxed, eyes half open.  As the narrators voice comes on, someone is giving her a pillow, she's smiling again.  Then, there's an abrupt switch to economy class seats.  The woman whho was so happy before, is has her head in her hand.  Loud, laughing fat guys are sitting on either side of her.  She's squeezed between them, forced to listen to them cackle.  She makes an exasperated expression.  We cut to a profession black woman in a blue suit.  A caption reads, "AGENT CAMILLE GARRETT".  She talks to us about how State Farm is a good choice.  A caption under her reads, "Discounts off State Farm rates and may vary 5-40%.  State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company.  State Farm Indemnity Company - Bloomington, IL.  Now, we're back to the woman in first class.  The lights are dim.  She's asleep with a book on her chest.  A steward is hovering over her.  He turns out her light.  A final shot shows the State Farm Insurance logo with "CALL AN AGENT'S OFFICE 24/7." and "VISIT STATEFARM.COM".
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<BR>*lounge singing*  If you could travel like this, for the same price as this.  *fat guys laughing*  Stop it, stop it!  Why wouldn't you?  It's the same with auto insurance.  With discounts up to 40%, it's possible to get the personal service of a State Farm agent for the same or less than those other guys.  Call an agent, 24/7 or visit statefarm.com ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:38:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Spring Float</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman in a blue one-piece swimsuit is standing by a backyard pool.  She twists and orange and white material loop and it unfolds into a oval mesh pool float.  We see a close-up of a woman resting her head on a float in the pool.  Her eyes are closed.  She is relaxed.  A caption reads, "© Swimways, Inc."  Another shot pans along her entire body as it float away from us.  Her body is partially submerged in the pool water, but her head is resting on the float's orange pillow.  Another woman is then shown in the Spring Float Recliner.  It's blue and the woman is wearing a red swimsuit.  She holds a tall, green plastic cup.  She laughs.  Spaced out letters say "R E C L I N E R" under her.  Then, we see the shot of the first woman, asleep on her original Spring Float, letters under her say: "S P R I N G  F L O A T".  Now we see the woman on the Recliner asleep.  Her green cup is inside a built-in cup-holder.  She has a red wristband on her left wrist.  Back to the first woman.  Now, she's resting on her original Spring Float, but on her stomach.  An animated dolphin appears close-up and makes that dolphin chirping noise.  We pull back to see the Swim Ways logo and swimways.com against a glistening pool of water.
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<BR>Unfold.  Unwind.  <EM>spring float</EM>  And, float away.  Spring Float Recliner and original Spring Float.  The quickest way to get away.  And, get back.  *dolphin noises*  Spring Float, from Swim Ways.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:23:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Powered by Tyson</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A father is playing hide-and-seek with his two kids.  The scene starts with him covering his eyes and announcing he's about to start seeking his kids.  We see the kids run off.  One kid runs to the couch right behind them and under a blanket.  The other runs down the hall.  Dad quickly finds the girl under the blanket.  The camera movement is fairly jerky.  We soon learn that it's probably mom holding the camera.  We hear her voice.  After dad finds his daughter, they both go off looking for the boy who went down the hall.  A caption reads, "Dramatization".  The little girl points to where her brother is with her thumb.  We now see the hallway.  Dad is walking around looking for him, stumped.  The boy is braced against the upper wall, near the ceiling, a real feat.  Dad remains confused.  Eventually, he looks up and sees him up there.  Cut to a read background screen with a title that reads, "Have you had your Tyson protein today?"  The Tyson is the logo.  We see dad and son eating their Tyson chicken at a table.  Then chicken strips falling onto a salad, bouncing.  Then a shot of a box and a bag of Tyson chicken nuggets and crispy chicken strips.  For the final shot, we're back to the scene in the hallway.  Dad reaches up and gets his son down (who hugs his dad while everyone laughs).  We see "Powered by Tyson" in the corner. 
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<BR>Ready or not, here I come.  *kid giggling*  Gotcha!  Hey, where did he go?  where did he go, where did he go.  OK, you got that way, I'll go this way.  Where's your brother?  He's in there.  Jonathan, where are you. *laughter*  Seriously, where is he?  We've got a climber.  Have you had your Tyson protein today?  Try Tyson crispy chicken strips.  Delicious, convenient, with zero grams trans-fat.  It's quality protein to help power your family.  Family fun, powered by Tyson.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:11:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mederma for Kids</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A young boy in close-up is talking to us.  He has an orange shirt on.  Above his right eyebrow, he has a scar.  His ears stick out a little too.  We see him rubbing his scar with his finger as a caption reads, "DRAMATIZATION".  The cute little kid continues to talk to us, then a banner comes up on the lower part of the screen.  It shows the Mederma for Kids box with a dark purple bar.  On the other side of the purple bar it says, "%1 pediatrician-recommended product for kids' scars www.medermaforkids.com ".  When the kids stops talking, he pulls a mask off his face.  The mask has the scar, but the real kid's scar is no longer visible.  The kids smiles.  A narrator gives us the final messages.
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<BR>I got a scar after my stitches came out.  Mom told me to rub Mederma for Kids on it every day to help make the scar softer and smoother.  It's the first and only scar product just for kids.  Mederma for Kids, number one pediatrician-recommended for kid's scars.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:33:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hormel Food Professional</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a stylized image of a guy against a title caption that reads, "Dale Wymore Food Professional".  We hear, "food professional" being sung as well.  Then, we cut to a scene of Dale talking to a woman in a kitchen.  He's asking her about all-natural food.  She's somewhat evasive as he probes and challenges her.  As she talks, flowers and plants are being placed around her kitchen.  She reacts to on particularly rustly one.  She shows off her sandwich to Dale, and he assumes she's giving it to him, but then she pulls it back.  Then we see a close-up of a package of Hormel Natural Choice 100% Natural No Preservatives Honey Deli Ham.  Finally, we see the Hormel logo, the red banner behind it drops down.  The caption reads, "Create something great."
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<BR><EM>Food Professional</EM>  They tell us you like things all-natural.  Sure, as long as it tastes good.  No, I mean, all-natural, all-natural.  Well, who wants ham with preservatives?  So, we're talking absolutely no preservatives.  Right, nothing artificial.  You make this all-natural thing sounds pretty good.  Sure makes a great tasting sandwich.  You shouldn't have.  I didn't.  Hormel Natural Choice Deli Sandwich Meat, a great tasting, all-natural way to create something great.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:16:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Health Mart Pharmacy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The opening show shows a montage of moving images, an older couple sitting on a porch, a close-up of the wife, and another of them holding hands.  The title caption reads, "This is a true Health Mart Pharmacy story."  It shifts to another montage showing them on a motorcycle, two shots of her in the garden, and another of them with their heads close together.  We see her putting the phone receiver back on the wall.  Then, she's standing with her husband, holding hands, looks of concern on both of their faces.  Next, we see several shots of her going to Health Mart Pharmacy.  Tony the pharmacist is shown with a kind smile.  More shots show him holding her hand in a comforting manner and talking to her.  There are shots of them riding a motorcycle.  Then, we see a shot of the real people behind the story.  A blue caption reads, "DIANE CHUMBLEY HEALTH MART CUSTOMER www.healthmart.com".  There's a map of the USA shown with dots popping up all over it.  The final shot shows their logo and the slogan, "caring for you and about you".
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<BR>Finally, we were empty-nesters.  But then, I was diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes.  And I thought my days of adventure were over.  Devastated, I went to see Tony our Health Mart pharmacist.  He calmed me by explaining my medicine and how to monitor my health and diet.  Now, I know we'll be able to do everything.  That's our true store.  Health Mart has thousands of locally-owned pharmacies honoring your prescription plans.  Health Mart, caring for you and about you.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:02:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Florida's Natural</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see some nice men working in an orange grove.  There's a shot of a red truck, with crates of orange juice cartons in it.  It's being loaded by the middle-age guys in the field.  We go in for a close-up of one of them a he loads another crate onto the pickup truck.  A hand reaches out from a nearby orange tree.  The man picks up a carton of orange juice and gives it to the hand.  He doesn't even look at the hand as he does this.  Next, we see a woman pulling the very same carton of orange juice from a supermarket shelf and puttin it into her shopping cart.  Then, we see three woman bending over a reaching deeply into the refridgerated supermarket shelf.  Then, on the grove side, we see various nice guys in hats handing out the Florida's Natural orange juice cartons as the camera scans down the line.  Another shot shows one of them picking up a carton in each hand and holding them up on either side of him to give to hands there.  There are more shots of women in the super-market and guys in the grove handing off cartons of juice.  One is thrown to a hand.  The final shot zooms in on a plaque on the side of a shopping cart that shows a Florida's Natural carton being handed off from a grove worker's gloved hand to a womans.  A box says, "It's as close to THE GROVE as you can get".  
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<BR>At Florida's Natural, we are a small co-op of growers.  Our premium orange juice comes just from our fresh oranges, not from concentrate.  So, the best orange juice comes straight from our hands to yours.  Florida's Natural, it's as close to the grove as you can get.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:50:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dominican Republic</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We se various scenes of natural beauty:  waves flowing across a pristine beach, misty forests, lush green Mangrove riveways with squiggled roots, a sandy dessert of shifting dunes, a colorful coral reef with bright fish and other sealife moving about, a tropical waterfall.  The caption, "Continent Diversity" unrolls across the screen in a cursive font.  Then, we're flying over a clear blue waterway with lush green forest on the side, reflecting in the water.  Another shot shows green fields with dirt roads dividing them as a flock of white birds moves from right to left.  The final shot has a close-up of a sunsetting behind some clouds.  It says, "Dominican Republic Inexhaustible..." as this very classy commericial ends.
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<BR>*flowing music*]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:35:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dannon Yogurt Activia Challenge</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A green screen with the Dannon Activia logo on it splits across so that we're left with green banners on top and bottom.  A woman, in close-up is talking somewhat awkwardly about being irregular.  A caption reads, "Helps relieve temporary symptoms of bloating and irregularity."  The conversation shifts to different groups of women, but continues along the same trajectory.  A caption now reads, "Scientifically proven to help with slow intestinal transit when enjoyed daily for two weeks as part of a healthy diet and balanced lifestyle."  There's two women on the street, then three in a hair salon under dryers.  Then, two women sitting close on a couch.  The caption shifts to say, "Up to $12 will be reimbursed.  Offer valid from 3/15/07 through 7/31/07 on specially marked packages.  For full rules go to Activia.com".  We see a woman eating some Dannon Activia yogurt.  We see two young girls walking on the beach.  The final shot shows a multi-pack box of Dannon Activia with a caption that reads, "Take the Activia challenge.  activia.com"
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<BR>Sometimes, I feel irregular, bloated.  Does that ever happen to you?  Not lately.  I took the Activia challenge.  Eat it every day for two weeks.  It works or it's free.  Heard about the Activia challenge?  I told you!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:27:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bosch</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a young deer stepping carefully through a partially wooded, sunlit area.  It walks ahead a few yards until it come upon a washing machine.  The machine is running.  We can see a peice of red clothing rolling around inside of it.  The narrator starts talking about how great Bosch washers are.  We move back to a longer shot of the deer next to the washer.  There are some lovely old trees all around, with grass and some open sunny areas as well.  There's a close-up of the deer, his ears moving a bit (just as the narrator talks about how quiet it is).  Eventually, the deer walks past the washer.  Then, we see a shot of a J.D Power award sitting on top of a Bosch dryer.  A caption reads, "For J.D. Power and Associates award information, go to www.jdpower.com ".  Finally, we see a show of 4 stainless steel appliances, a dishwasher, washer, refridgerator, and stove.  The final shot shows the deer walking across a sunny patch of the woods.  The Lowe's logo is shown as is the Bosch logo.  Plus "boschappliances.com".
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<BR>Bosch washers are not only the most energy efficient and environmentally friendly, they're also the quietest.  And they are the perfect companion to Bosch dryers, which J.D. Power and Associates ranked highest in customer satisfaction.  See the full line of Bosch premium appliances at Lowe's.  Bosch, invented for life.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:53:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Big Medicine</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see the legs of a fat woman wearing sandals.  The color tones dark brown (almost sepia) with an emphasis on shadow.  The lighting seems to shift as we hear the voice-over of overweight people talking about being fat and wanting to do something about it.  Much of what they are saying is shown in captions on the screen.  For example, "NORMAL PRETTY TEENAGE GIRL".  The shot changes to a side shot of a fat woman wearing black underwear.  Rolls of fat and lumpy flesh are shown, though her face is out of the shot or in shadow.  Another shot shows a close up of a fat woman's buttocks.  Lots of lumpy cellulite is visible at the top of one of her legs.  Then, the upper back of a fat man is shown.  Another shot of a black woman's lower body.  Then a shot of an overweight man's side, showing some rolls of fat.  Finally a shot of what looks like an older woman sitting and a image of her standing in the background as well.  Fade to black and we see the caption, "DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES".  The last shows hows a couple surgeons in scrubs looking at us with confidence.  The show's logo and "ALL NEW NEXT MONDAY 9/8c" plus the TLC channel logo appear.
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<BR>I just want to be a normal, pretty, teenage girl.  I've never felt full before.  I have to do something.  This is the ending of being obese.  If I die, I'll die trying.  This is a start of a new me.  The surgery we perform changes their lives forever.  Big Medicine is all new.  New Monday at 9, only on TLC.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:37:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Advantage Multi for Cats</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a grey-white cat (Tiger) in a laundry basket.  There's a "Bayer" logo momentarily in the corner.  Tiger jumps out of the basket as more clothes fall into it.  
<BR>Tiger walks across the kitchen floor as a blue cup falls from a highchair where a out-of-shot kid is sitting.  We see a close-up of Tiger's hind section as he walks up to a box of Advantage Multi for Cats.  It says, "NEW" above the box and "FDA Approved" in a corner.  Tiger comes and sites behind the box.  The words, "Fleas Heartworms Ear Mites Hookworms Roundworms" appear next to the box and the cat.  We see a ball bounce down some steps and past the walking cat.  Then we see the cat walk over a coiled vacuum tube that snaps up just after his foot leaves the loop it left.  This cat is staying one step ahead of everything!  A caption reads, "For more information visit advantagemulti.com".  We see the cat among some flower pots as a water wand comes down, missing him.  A caption shows, "877-4-MULTI".  Tiger walks past a toy dinosaur that then seems to growl menacingly.  The final shot shows Tiger sitting behind a rocking chair.  His tail keeps flipping back and forth, narrowly missing the chair's rocking.  Captions read, "Ask your Veterinarian".  There's a Advantage Multi for Cats logo that also says, "(imidacloprid + moxidectin) Topical Solution".
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<BR>Tiger stays one step ahead of everything, and I make sure he stays one step ahead of Heartworm disease, thank to new Advantage Multi for Cats.  It not only kills fleas, it prevents heart-worm disease too.  And, it controls ear mites and intestinal parasites.  Do not administer orally.  Ingestion may cause hyper salivation, tremors, vomiting, and increased appetite.  Children should not contact application site for 30 minutes.  New Advantage Multi, one topical application, once a month, keeps him one step of fleas, heart-worm and whole lot more.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:27:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bush's Baked Beans</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A man, Jay Bush as identified by the caption, is in the kitchen with his dog.  Jay is stirring a large bean pot of beans while his dog looks on.  There's a big can of Bush's Baked Beans on the counter next to some onions, tomatoes, peppers and other spices.  The dog talks to him.  Jay responds in a close-up, mockingly.  The next shot shows the same dog hanging out of a window onto the roof of a house.  He's talking to a pig.  The pig is standing on a green skateboard wearing a leather flying cap and scarf.  He's also got a board with the Bush's logo on it strapped to his back.  The dog is holding a rope tied to the pig.  This pig oinks, then we switch to a spread of Bush's Baked Beans.  A large can of Bush's Baked Beans next to a hamburger and hot-dog on a plate and a big crock of beans in the background.
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<BR>Mmm, Bush's Baked Beans.  That special blend of spices.  Hey Jay, are you ever going to let me sell the secret family recipe?  Sure, when pigs fly.  Now, just buzz the house a few times, and that should do it.  Enjoy, Bush's Baked Beans. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:08:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>cellflirt text chat</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We're shown a chaotic moving montage of young people's faces.  Over this it says, "CHAT WITH SINGLES NATIONWIDE!!!".  The pictures of faces form a grid, then a map of the United States.  In a banner below that is shows 1) a cellphone, 2) LOVE, 3) 44123.  Above it says cellflirt and #1 TEXT CHAT.  Then, we some a couple pictures pop-up and there are text bubbles of them exchanging messages like, "What's up?" and "Still Single?"  More animated pictures and phone graphics.  Another two pictures are talking to each other with, "How old r u?" and "22 N U?".  The final shot shows a Sprint and Boost Mobile logo, side by side.
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<BR>Right now, thousands of singles are text chatting all over the country.  You too can come and join the number one text chat service.  It's easy, just text message the word, "LOVE" to 44123.  It's a great way to connect to new singles.  Text message the word, "LOVE" to 44123.  Hey, check your inbox, you might already have a message.  Send love to 44123.  Now available on Sprint, Nextel, and Boost.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:01:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Corona</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We're shown shots of Irish countryside.  A man in black with a black hat, walks along a road.  We see a sign that reads, "BAILE ATHA CLIATH DUBLIN 10".  He keeps walking.  We see a series of shots of him from various angles, walking through various country.  We see sheep on the road ahead of him.  We walks over an old stone bridge.  Then, we see a large white country house.  It has s sign outside of it that says, "O'NEILL'S".  We see the man walk into the bar.  There are bikes outside and a sign that reads, "BAR".  Inside, we hear Mexican music and there's a party atmosphore.  The bartender is wearing a sombrero.  He's holding two Corona beers with lime slices in each hand.  He wishes everyone a happy Cinco de Mayo and there's a chear.  The final shot shows two bottles of Corono on the bar with a lime, one is light.  Words in a highly stylized font read "Celebrate Cinco de Mayo".
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<BR>Follow the curving Irish lanes long enough, and you'll find yourself in the town of Whitlow.  And, if you arrive on that most special day in Ireland, you'll find the town celebrating their favorite holiday in traditional fashion.  *Mexican music*  Happy Cinco de Mayo!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:45:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Countrywide</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We're shown a screen that's split between a man talking to us on the right and some moving lettering and graphics on the left.
<BR>The graphics are primary colors with green primarily and some yellow and blue.  As he speaks, the key points of what he's saying are shown on the left.  Also, the phone number, 1-800-641-7136 and the website countrywide.com .  The man gesture with his hands a lot as he speaks, often making downward motions.  The cut to a close-up shot of his torso.  He also has a lot of head movement.  Finally, we see the Countrywide logo against a white background, with a caption that says, "HOME LOANS 1-800-641-7136 Visit Your Local Branch countrywide.com".  Then, there's a lot of small print.
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<BR>Homeowners, want to refinance to get cash?  Countrywide has a great reason to do it now.  A no-cost refi.  It has no points, no application fee, no credit reporting fee, and no third party fees.  No title, escrow, or appraisal fees.  Absolutely no closing cost.  So, you wind up with a lot more cash.  Call now and ask for a no cost refi.  We're America's #1 home loan lender.  And no one can do what Countrywide can.  Call 1-800-641-7136.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:36:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Disaronno</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We're shown an overhead shot of a sophisticated looking bar.  Then, a close-up shot of a hand hold a bottle of Disaronno on the bar.  We pan up as another hand spins the bottle cap off with pizazz.  Then, we see a bartender serving a couple drinks.  A woman asks for Disaronno on the rocks.  The bartender smiles.  He seems interested in the woman.  We see the Disaronno bottle cap spin again, then ice cubes falling into a glass, the Disaronno being pouring into the glass.  The woman hold up the drink with an interested look on her face.  She closes her eyes as she smells it.  We see some shots of her with her friends at the bar, drinking Disaronno, happy.  The glass is now empty and the bartender goes to take it away.  Her hand comes done on his arm and she looks at him intensely, shaking her head.  She plucks an ice-cube out of the glass and puts it in her mouth.  The bartender smiles as she does this.  There's chemistry here.  Finally a shot of the Disaronno bottle and the words, "Disaronno Pass The Pleasure Around."
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<BR>Disaronno sour, Disaronno martini.  Disaronno on the rocks.  Disaronno on the rocks.  Coming up.  Disaronno's warm and sensual taste makes you wish it would never end.  Disaronno, pass the pleasure around.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:28:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Expedia Super Vacation Sale</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Expedia_Super_Vacati__110.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a yellow suitcase with the Expedia swooping plane logo and Expedia.com under that.  It's sitting on a beach with wave breaking against rocks behind it.  Yellow circles and wisply lines are flowing around the screen.  A caption reads, "YOUR SUMMER VACATION".  A new shot shows a family playing at the beach, a yellow luggage tag is overlayed in the lower left corner.  It says, "SUMMER VACATION SALE".  Various shots are shown with the wispy yellow lines and bubbles.  A couple walks by a hotel pool, a woman in a robe opens a door that looks out onto a beach, a canyon, a girl jumps over a large rock, a roller-coaster.  Captions reas, "SAVE up to 30%".
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<BR>It's the Expedia summer vacation sale.  Book your summer getaway now and save up to 30% on your hotel.  It's out biggest sale ever.  But a deal like this wont last.  So book your trip today.  Expedia. <EM>dot com</EM>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:19:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ford Edge vs. BMW X5</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Ford_Edge_vs_BMW_X5__109.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We some shiny city streets at night shots.  Two cars, Ford Edge crossovers, one orange, the other black are shown.  The pull up next to each other, driver to driver.  Each driver pulls down his window with a smooth electric glide.  They are both shown in shadows.  As they talk to each other, shots of a moving cars are shown.  We see cars racing on a track with orange cones and a white-coated lab tech guy with a stop watch.  There are close-ups of the guy's mouthes as they speak.  Finally a shot of the orange Edge driving on a wet city street at night.  The Ford logo is in the middle.  It also says, "ALL NEW EDGE fordvehicles.com/edge "
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<BR>*jazz music*  So, someone at Ford gets the insane idea to test the Edge crossover 0 to 60 against a BMW X5.  BMW X5, that's fast.  Scary fast.  Get this, the Edge wins.  The Edge beats a BMW?  Beats the BMW by .2 seconds.  Is that a lot.  It's plenty.  Do Germans count in seconds?  They count in German, but the Edge still wins.  True story?  True story.  Spirit of a sports car, versatility of an SUV.  The all new Edge.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ford Escape</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a shot of a young man bending over to put a grocery bag in the backseat of his car, a sedan.  He looks utterly bored.  The bag falls over onto the floor.  Next, we see him at a fast food drive-thru.  Then, he's inside a car wash.  He has a blank expression on his face.  At a self-server gas station we see him again.  He turns to see a Ford Escape near him.  People get into it, they look happy.  Now, we see a montage of various shots of the the Ford Escape driving around in the country, through mud, with people inside, sunroof open, through some wetlands, around some roads.   The Escape drives by the poor, bored sedan guy who is still at the gas station.  There's a close-up of "Hybrid" on the back of the Escape.  It says "UP TO 34 MPG".  Now we see the Escape on a grassy hill.  Happy people just got out of it, they are walking away off to have fun in the country.  The final shot shows the classic Ford logo with "NEW 08 ESCAPE" under it.  Under that fordchallenge.com appears.
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<BR>You didn't buy your sedan for the excitement.  You bought it from gas mileage.  But, what if you could get all the mileage of a sedan plus the excitement of an SUV?  Introducing, the new 2008, Ford Escape.  With up to 28 miles per gallon.  And, Escape Hybrid, the most fuel-efficient SUV on the planet.  Take the Ford challenge and find out why Escape gives you more fun per gallon. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:14:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Home Depot Consumer Credit Card</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Home_Depot_Consumer___107.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man walks quickly through his living room, where his wife is sitting in a chair, writing in a notepad.  He says he's going to Home Depot and she tells him not to spend too much.  He says he can't promise and leaves.  Next we seen a shot of the appliance area inside a Home Depot.  Words on the screen say, "No Payments No Interest Until January 2008 Purchases of $299 or more".  There's some fine print too.  We see people walking around in the shot, an orange-smocked salesperson is showing some customers some appliances.  The final shot shows an orange Home Depot logo against a white background and a caption that says, "You can do it.  We can help."
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<BR>...heading to the Home Depot.  Honey, promise me you wont go overboard.  Ew, yeah.  Sorry, I can't make that promise.  Get no payments, no interest, on all purchases of $299 or more with your Home Depot consumer credit card.  Only at the Home Depot. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:04:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Idearc Media</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Idearc_Media__106.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We're shown a yellow phone book placed on a table in front of us.  The Idearc Media logo is on the cover.  As we pan back a bit, we see the Verizon Yellow Pages and the Verizon red check logo on the upper part of the phone book.  The phone book opens.  We see a carpet-cleaning ad.  Looking up with see a kid with his dog run out of the kitchen, into the backyard.  Then, a smooth transition to a mouse moving by a computer that has the superpages.com website loaded on it.  Panning back we see a woman at the computer smile as her walls turn a pale shade of green.  We follow the green as it flows across the wall to a bright sliding glass door.  A dark leaf is overlayed and we transition again to a close-up of a rake.  This whole commercial is tied together with smooth transitions.  We see a person raking now as we pan back.  Next a shot of a lawn care truck, then it shifts back and we see the truck as a picture in a phone book ad, Leif's Lawn Care 555-0155.  Flip the page and we see, "PAUL'S 24HR PLUMBING SERVICE 555-0100".  Pan back again and the Paul's logo is on the back of a plumber working by a woman at a desk.  We zoom in on a vase with yellow flowers, then pan back to see it on a website.  The laptop closes.  It opens and it's a briefcase now.  A hand grabs the phone book out of the case.  More transitions to images on Blue, Grey, and Green curved shiny plates.  Pan back and they form the Idearc Media logo.  A caption reads, "The Official Publisher of Verizon Print Directories idearc.com"
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<BR>Idearc Media is the official publisher of the Verizon yellow pages and home to superpages.com .  Delivering billions of print and online searches every year.  So, anywhere, anytime, find the answers you need and the things you want.  From your home or anywhere else.  Idearc Media.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 20:12:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>K9 Advantix</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We're shown a camp-like setting, with a blue flag over a circle of stone surrounded by lots of blue tents.  There are dogs scattered all around.  One of the dogs, a puppy, possibly a Labrador is sitting up inside a tire swing.  He has a blue handkerchief around his neck.  He's singing.  Another shot shows him swimming by the pool.  Then, we see a couple other dogs, scratching themselves.  Our puppy trots past them.  They are in line at the camp's nurse's cabin.  We zoom in on a clipboard that shows FRONTLINE PLUS next to K9 ADVANTIX.  Sub-columns are labeled REPELS and KILLS.  Rows are labeled Fleas, Ticks, and Mosquitoes.  We see check-boxes ticked off.  On the K9 Advantix side, all the boxes are checked.  On the Frontline Plus side, none of the repels check-boxes are checked and also the kills for mosquitoes is not checked either.  There's a shot apparently inside the nurse's cabin.  A dog in the middle wears a red cross hat.  Two signs overhand tables with dogs on them.  The dog under the Frontline Plus table is scratching while the dog under the K9 Advantix table is not.  There's a shot of the K9 Advantix box on a table, with some dog-related items around it (I see a couple milk-bones).  A caption shows, "k9advantix.com for use on dogs only, 7 weeks and older".  We see some puppies running by a sign, and a puppy in a tube in the pool.  Finally we see our singing puppy on a dock as he signs the last verse.
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<BR><EM>There ain't no bugs on me, there ain't not bugs on me.  There may be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't not bugs on me.</EM>  K9 Advantix is the one that repels and kills disease-spreading fleas ticks and mosquitoes.  Frontline Plus doesn't repel and isn't effective against mosquitoes.  So, ask your veterinarian for K9 Advantix, the one that repels and kills.  <EM>Yeah, there may be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't not bugs on me.</EM>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 20:01:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kid Cuisine</title>
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<description><![CDATA[This is a classy, sweet advertisement.  We're in a kitchen with two little girls at a table, eating.  Mom can be seen in the background, by the sink.  The two girls could be twins.  We see two small half-full glasses of milk in the foreground.  The two girls are happily eating and sharing their food.  They smile, they laugh.  We see a shot of the Kid Cuisine dinner.  It's on a blue compartmented plate.  It looks like chicken nuggets, corn, some chocolate dessert thing and something else.  There's a shot of the girls feeding each other with forks, laughing.  We see mom turn and smile watching her two girls.  There are lots of happy cooing noises throughout.  More laughing.  Finally a shot of the Kid Cuisine box on a counter as "Real Kids. Real Meals.  Real Smiles." comes up as a caption, plus "In The Freezer Aisle".
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<BR>*kids laughing and making happy noises*  Yum.  Real kids.  Real meals.  Real Smiles.  Kid Cuisine.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 19:47:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Maryland Seize the Day Off</title>
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<description><![CDATA[From overhead, we see a red convertible driving on a road.  Then, a series of fast sliding images.  We're seeing various sights in Maryland, like covered-bridges.  There are letters written in script, over the images, but we're too close to read them.  Then a shot of a dripping faucet.  
<BR>More shots of Maryland, a boat and driving with an overlayed map is shown.  More quick shots of recreation on the water, bridges, historical reenactments (some guys with a canon).  City skyline shot, gold course, mountain biking, white river rafting, beach, and city.  Now, some shots of the free travel guide are shown.  With "866-MD-WELCOME Ext. 101 VisitMaryland.org/TV" in a caption.  More shots of people having fun, hiking, trains, and historical buildings.  Another shot of the dripping faucet.  Finally a page with a Maryland Welcome logo.  It says "Seize the day off and has the phone number and website address again.
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<BR>*funky music* Believe it or not, there are better places to spend your day off.  ...than under the sink.  Vacation days are precious, don't waste them doing household chores.  Come to Maryland instead.  From fishing, hiking, and golf to shopping sight-seeing and sand castles.  For your free travel guide, call 1-866-MD-WELCOME extension 101.  Or go to VisitMaryland.org/TV .  And, don't worry, your chores aren't going anywhere.  Maryland, seize the day off.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 19:34:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a jug of Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max on a lawn, the grass is very green and perfect.  A white picket fence can been seen in the background.  An white-on-red Ortho logo is show in the top left.  An arm comes in a grabs the jug.  Then we see a guy walk away with it.  Next we see an overhead shot of side-by-side bisected target-shaped weeds.  There is a guy walking up to each side of the two round concentric circles of weeds.  Now, we see some shots of each of them spraying the weeds with weed-killer.  Some close-ups show that the weeds are common dandelions.  We see a close-up of Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max being used on a dandelion.  Then a computer-animated shot of the dandelion's roots.  They flash as the Ortho gets to the.  It says, "Simulation" in a caption.  Now, we see a shot of the guy on the Ortho side of the weed circle.  His grass is perfectly green and uniform.  A caption reads, "Comparison vs. leading weed and grass killer."  The man strokes his luscious grass, satisfied.  Now the guy on the other side of the circle is shown.  His grass is not looking so great.  There are dried, yellow dead spots along where his circle was.  His weeds are gone, but his lawn also suffered.  Now, we see the overhead shot again, showing the flawless Ortho side versus the ugly side of their competitor.  Finally, we see a shot of the Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max jug on a lawn.  They place the crabgrass control jug next to it.
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<BR>Presenting Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max.  So revolutionary, it targets the toughest weeds without harming your lawn.  Ortho Weed-b-Gone sprayed here.  Ordinary weed-killer, here.  Only Ortho Weed-b-Gone has a foaming action and weed targeting formula for total root kill.  So, it kills the weeds but not the grass.  The ordinary weed-killer, killed everything.  Ortho Weed-b-Gone Max, kills weeds, not lawns.  Guaranteed.  Now available with new crab-grass control.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 19:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Prilosec OTC</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Prilosec_OTC__101.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We're shown some shots of NASCAR racing, cars are whizzing around a bend on a track.  More shots of fast-pace action at the race track are shown.  Then, we see a woman in a lawn chair cheering the racers on.  It's the woman narrating.  Now, we see her with a box of Prilosec OTC.  The box is purple.  She puts it on the counter, now she's drinking a glass of water, smiling.  A caption reads, "Use as directed for 14 days for treating frequent heartburn."  
<BR>We see more shots of her at the race track, cheering with some guy in lawn chairs, walking next to a guide with a pass around his neck, cheering in a crowd, then at a rock band performance.  Next we see her getting some food next to one of the NASCAR drivers.  She gets her picture taken next to him.  We see a shot of the crowd in the stadium seats.  Purple circles pop-up with 0 HEARTBURN, 24 HOURS, and 1 PILL A DAY.  It says "Proud Partner of NASCAR" below.  The Prilosec OTC box is show and the purple circles fly into it.
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<BR>For NASCAR drivers, blocking is a way to stay ahead of the pack.  For me, blocking is how I stay a step ahead of frequent heartburn.  Prilosec OTC block heartburn before it even begins, with one pill a day.  So, I can enjoy my day and my evening without worrying about frequent heartburn kicking up.  Zero heartburn for twenty-four hours.  One pill a day.  That's my Prilosec OTC.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 18:56:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rotel</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see bits of peppers and perhaps tomato dancing around on top of what appears to be a bowl of liquid cheese.  The bits are animated, forming various shapes like a tomato and a chili.  Then, they form the image of an animated man in a hat playing guitar.  The next shape is a Mexican hat with the lower legs of a man wearing heeled boots, kicking around it.  Then, the Rotel logo is formed.  And, we see a had reach in and dip a chip into the corner of the bowl of queso (cheese dip).  We pan back to see a counter with blue tiles and a can of Rotel.
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<BR>*Mexican music* Made from fresh tomatoes living happily together with spicy green chilis.   The bold flavor of Rotel gives you queso a kick.  Spice things up with Rotel.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 18:02:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Traveler's Insurance</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Travelers_Insurance__99.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[We see a close-up of a white rabbit with a blue paw sticking out.  It's in the arms of a man in a white lab coat.  We switch to a wide shot of the Asian man holding the rabbit.  There are four people behind him, also wearing lab coats.  They appear to be medical researchers of some kind.  We then see some time lapse shots of them working in the lab.  It's all very white, with tables, microscopes and other lab equipment.  We then see a man at a computer looking at a green lucky rabbit's key-chain with a magnifying glass.  Then some shots of rabbits in transparent hospital nursery style cribs, each has a different color rabbit's foot.  Next a shot of a rabbit going into some kind of scanning machine (MRI or CAT).  Another shot shows a rabbit on a treadmill with on scientist using a stopwatch.  A rabbit in a water tank, swimming is then shown.  Then, two rabbits on a racetrack.  The final shot shows the 5 scientists in white coats on a green hill with rabbit hoping all around them.  
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<BR>This is Bailey, our first successful reattachment.  In recent months, we've been able to reattach thousands of lucky rabbits feet to their original owners.  Thankfully, people everywhere have realized that you don't need luck, as long as you've got the right insurance.  But, now rabbits like this can lead full and productive lives.  Thank you science, thank you Traveler's Insurance.  Thank you Bailey.  Traveler's Insurance In-synch.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 17:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Verizon Wireless Family SharePlan</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see a man walk into a mostly beige living room with couches scattered about and two teenage kids draped lazily over two of them.  The man is apparently their father.  He talks to them about the new Verizon Wireless Family SharePlan.  The kids seem unimpressed.  But, as dad mentions that mom can quit her second job, a woman enters via the kitchen.  She's wearing a ridiculous taco costume.  Mom doesn't say a word, just grabs the mail and walks out of the room.  We then see a Verizon logo against a red and black gradient background.  It says "UNLIMITED IM TXT PIX FLIX" plus "1.800.2.JOIN", plus some small print.  Then we see a map of the US with glowing red dots sparkling across it.  Then, we see a shot of a Samsung phone of some kind.  It says $99.99 and "BUY ONE GET ONE EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE FREE".  Then the phone flips and we see two side-by-side.  The final shot shows the Verizon Wireless logo with the check-mark imagery that has been used throughout. 
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<BR>Well, the Verizon Wireless Family SharePlan just got bigger, so I signed us up.  Now you can IM, and send text, pics, and flicks messages to anyone, on any network, as much as you want.  But, we do that already.  Yeah, but now we can afford for mom to quit her second job.  Ola, heh.  Now get unlimited IM TXT PIX FLIX to anyone in the US on any network with the new Family SharePlan.  Plus, buy one Samsumg and choose another of equal or lesser value, free!  Verizon Wireless]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 17:39:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Volvo Join the Hunt</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We are underwater, there is a splash and we see bubbles.  An ornate pirate's chest is floating to the bottom of the ocean.  It hits the bottom with a plume of sand.  We see the pirate chest clearly now.  The Pirates of the Caribbean skull and crossbones logo is visible.  We pan back and up, surfacing.  Now, we see a Volvo on a boat.  Then a shot of Captain Jack Sparrow (played by Johnny Depp) and some other quick action scenes from the new "At World's End" movie.  We then see the movie logo, then the Volvo XC90 on the ship's deck again.  It says "JOIN THE HUNT Volvo. for life" in a caption.  Finally a silver and blue Volvo logo spins into place and we see volvocars.us/thehunt under it.
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<BR>Somewhere in the world, we sunk a treasure chest.  Inside, $50,000 in gold.  And a key to the one vehicle safe enough to drive the treasure home.  The Volvo XC90.  Find it, and it's yours.  Inspired by Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.  In theaters, May 25th.  Log-on now and join the hunt. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 17:23:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>All-Bran Yogurt Bites</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/AllBran_Yogurt_Bites__96.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The setting is a research lab.  A man in a white lab coat is talking to us from behind a table.  The table has a box of All-Bran Yogurt Bites on it, plus various technical items.  He gestures as he talks.  There's a close-up, then a shot of the sign on the wall that reads, "FIBER RESEARCH LAB".  He shows off the silly fiber products to us.  We see some other people in the lab, walking around in white lab coats.  With the googles on, he starts talking like a robot, then points to someone out of the shot for "Bill".  Then, he changes is tone as if he's confiding with us.  He tells us how he likes All-Bran Yogurt Bites.  He eats some of them.  There's a close-up of the cereal, then of him holding the box.  He flips it over to show, "2 Weeks, Feel the Difference".  At the end he seems to wonder why he just told us all this since it could put him out of a job.
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<BR>People will do just about anything to keep from having to eat to get their fiber.  That's why we've worked hard to develop things to help them.  The famous fiber patch, that was mine.  Fiber pops, the near award winner.  Fiber optics.  Fiber, fiber.  Bill, he's part fiber.  For me, I just go with these All-Bran Yogurt Bites.  Crunchy flakes with yogurty clusters.  Mm, I wish I had the pattent on these little guys.  And, with three times as much fiber as the leading supplement.  I mean, if everyone tried these for a couple of weeks, what would they need me for?  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 18:07:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Appleby's - Pick 'n Pair </title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/Applebys__Pick_n_Pai__95.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[This ad opens with an up-tempo song and splash image of various Appleby's lunch food (soup, salad, sandwhiches, etc.).  2 images are shown at once with a "2" between them.  Then another to and "Starting at $5.99".  Then we see the Appleby's logo with "new pick 'n pair lunch combos  Monday-Friday 11am-3pm".  Then some quick shots of a sandwhich and some chicken being cut.  Then we see 4 images on screen for each of soup, salad, sandwhich and pasta.  Finally a shot of the Appleby's logo and "Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood".
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<BR><EM>It takes two to make a thing go right.  It take two to make it out of sight.</EM>  With Appleby's new pick 'n pair lunch combos, you get any two you want.  Choose from soup, salad, sandwhich and pasta... starting at just $5.99. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 17:56:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Arbor Mist</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman at a pool party holds up a bottle of Arbor Mist while standing by the refreshments table.  Another woman is shown relaxing in a chez lounge.  She hears the Arbor Mist call and gets excited.  She looks up, grabs her towel, then springs off her chair, sliding along a decrative wire of lights over the pool.  She lands without trouble by the refreshment table, while others nearby look on with surprise.  They had her a big glass of Arbor Mist and she explains that she likes the beverage.  They understand, nodding their heads lightly.  There's a shot of a glass being filled with Arbor Mist, then a close up of the Arbor Mist bottle.  The bottle says "Exotic Fruits  White Zinfandel" on it.  A caption reads "Can't resist the Mist."
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<BR>Hey, Arbor Mist!  Arbor Mist everyone!  Well it is delicious.  Arbor Mist, great tasting wine, a splash of fruit.  Can't resist the Mist.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 17:45:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Buick Enclave</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The song "Feeling Good" by Nina Simone is being sung by Oleta Adams.  We see shots of a modern house, with a pool.  It's morning and a man in bed is just waking up.  A caption under the man say, "Michael Burton, Director of Interior Design - Enclave".  There's a shot of the Enclave's dashboard, dials spinning.  Mr. Burton is shaving.  The shifter knob is shown.  A watch is selected from a row of 4 nice watches.  There's a shot of the car's seat, then Mr. Burton putting his watch on.  A shot of the Enclave behind an opening garage door is next.  It drive out of the garage then we see a shot of Mr. Burton driving it from inside the car.  A caption reads, "Only crossover available with Total Vision Technology".  Then a shot on him from the front and a caption that says, "Three rows of first class seating".  The final shot shows the car pulling out of a driveway with the Buick Enclave logo in the top right.  We see, "Starting at $32,790 Nicely equipped, $39,160"
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<BR><EM>Birds flying high you know how I feel</EM>  We designed it to wake up the senses.  <EM>Sun in the sky you know how I feel</EM>  To please your eye and invite your touch.  <EM>Reeds driftin on by you know how I feel</EM>  We designed it to move you.  <EM>It's a new dawn.  It's a new day.  It's a new life for me and I'm feeling good.</EM>   I'm Micheal Burton.  We designed it for you.  Enclave, the finest luxury crossover, ever. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 17:25:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>DirecTV HD</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/DirecTV_HD__92.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An intense man speaks directly to us in a tense voice.  Around him we see some captions that say, "1-800-DIRECTV" and "directv.com".  A circle in the lower right corner counts down the seconds from 30.  They move to a close-up of the man.  Then they show banners that say "150 HD Channels" and "3 x more than cable" as he says these things.  Then we see $29.99 by itself across the whole screen.  Back to the intense guy, with banners that say "no start-up costs", "no equipment to buy", and "free professional installation".  Then a shot of a "FREE HD receiver DVR upgrade" with spinning picture of the device.  The finally shot is a close-up of him saying "call now".
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<BR>Stay focused for the next 30 seconds.  It's all the time I have to tell you the truth about HD.  Cable wants you to believe they are keeping up with HD capacity.  They're not.  DirecTV will be offering up to 150 HD channels.  That's three times more than cable.  Call now, to get packages starting at only $29.99 per month.  There are no start-up costs, no equipment to buy, professional installation is free.  And, receive and free HD receiver or DVR upgrade.  Call Now.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 15:33:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Edy's Slow-Churned</title>
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<description><![CDATA[We see 2 young women and a young man between them sitting on a couch.  They are eating ice-cream and apparently watching a sad movie.  They run out of ice-cream all at once and music plays to make this seem like a bad thing.  But, then they jump off the couch and begin to dance very energetically, jumping all around.  They freeze as the announcer asks why they are dancing.  Then they sit back down and have more ice-cream.  We see a shot of Edy's ice-cream swirling around.  Then, a shot of the product, also with ice-cream bars shown.
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<BR>She's not going to win.  Yeah, that's just wrong.  *bowls clink* *ominous music* *dance music*  Why are they dancing?  Because with Edy's Slow-Churned, they can have a little bit more.  Edy's Slow-Churned, rich, creamy, and only half the fat.  Now available in bars too.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 15:24:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c361</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ur service sucks and i want my money back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:25:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I have twice followed the instructions given to me by my cell phone company yet, the charge continues on my bill. Cell Flirt changes the message the number the code you're suposed to text to quit servie. I tried to report this robbery to the FDA but they are only interested in unsolicited phone calls that you answer.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:02:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on Buick Enclave</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/93.html#c359</link>
<description><![CDATA[It's Here Comes The Hotstepper by Ini Kamoze.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:43:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c358</link>
<description><![CDATA[What I don't understand is how can the phone companies entertain these people when they are scamming people out of their money? If you didn't check your phone bill carefully you wouldn't even realise!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:41:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c357</link>
<description><![CDATA[I just received my cell bill and saw a charge of $9.99 for Cellflirt that I NEVER ordered. I called T-Mobile and they told me to call the cellflirt number which is just a recording. The only information I received was an email address for Cellflirt and when I sent them an email telling them to disconnect me and credit my account, they are just ignoring me. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:14:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c356</link>
<description><![CDATA[Cellflirt is a Trademark of Cellfish Media, LLC. It appears that Cellfish Media LLC is located in New York city.
<BR>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:38:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c355</link>
<description><![CDATA[It appears that the parent company may be Lagardère SCA, a French conglomerate.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:21:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c354</link>
<description><![CDATA[So, Cellflirt may be located offshore, as a lot of internet scam artists are.  ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:05:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c353</link>
<description><![CDATA[THIS IS TERRIBLE.   I DID NOT AUTHORIZED THIS CHARGE ON MY CELL PHONE.  I NEED YOU TO PAY $19.98 FOR 2 MONTHS OF SERVICES, THAT I DID NOT AUTHORIZE.   THANKS]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:36:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c352</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is terrible.   I]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:34:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c351</link>
<description><![CDATA[I had same exact thing happen to me like everyone else. I took a dumb IQ test and had to put in my number for the results... BS never do that again! Just saw a $9.99 charge on my phone bill. Going to sprint to see if they'll do anything about it. I'm not going to even try to contact cellflirt or whatever they're ass raping name is. 
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<BR>here is their website info:
<BR>Whois Record
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<BR>Registrant:
<BR>Lagardere Active North America
<BR>   ATTN: CELLFLIRT.COM
<BR>   c/o Network Solutions
<BR>   P.O. Box 447
<BR>   Herndon, VA.  20172-0447
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<BR>   Domain Name: CELLFLIRT.COM
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<BR>   Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
<BR>      Lagardere Active North America                
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<BR>      ATTN: CELLFLIRT.COM
<BR>      c/o Network Solutions
<BR>      P.O. Box 447
<BR>      Herndon, VA 20172-0447
<BR>      570-708-8780
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<BR>   Record expires on 10-Oct-2009.
<BR>   Record created on 27-Sep-2006.
<BR>   Database last updated on 8-Jul-2009 05:16:25 EDT.
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<BR>   Domain servers in listed order:
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<BR>   NS3.EASYDNS.ORG              209.200.177.4
<BR>   REMOTE2.EASYDNS.COM          
<BR>   REMOTE1.EASYDNS.COM          
<BR>   NS2.EASYDNS.COM              
<BR>   NS1.EASYDNS.COM
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:15:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c350</link>
<description><![CDATA[how do i stop the charges?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:59:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c349</link>
<description><![CDATA[      i canceled cellflirt last month and i was charged 9.99 again this month. i texted you again and it said that you canceled it last month, but i still recieved a charge. please take me off and refund my money. my adress is 10450 so lawndale chgo. illinois 60655. u.s cellular is my carrier.
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<BR>                                              thank you  christine barcelona]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on Advair</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/137.html#c348</link>
<description><![CDATA[how do i get my free disc of advair]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:14:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on Buick Enclave</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/93.html#c347</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is not the commercial that I'm refering to.  I'm referring to the commercial where they're filming a commercial about the Buick Enclave out by a pool.  The singer sounds as though he's Jamaican and the first few words of the song go "Here comes the heart breaker".  I believe this is the newest commercial or a least it's the one that's being played in Tuscaloosa, AL.  Even if it's not, I still want to know who the artist is and the name of the song 
<BR>(incidentally) which I believe is an old reggae hip-hop tune. Hey, anybody out there w/the answer?  Holla!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:25:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on Dannon Yogurt Activia Challenge</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/119.html#c346</link>
<description><![CDATA[wcould not print the form  retail for 14 servings is 28.00  will only get back $12
<BR>the 800 # stinks had to call 3 times  no opyion to  speak to a human being
<BR>this is false advertising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:12:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c345</link>
<description><![CDATA[The same thing happened to me and i am on my boyfriends account. how does that make me look. verizon said to call 44123 STOP but they blocked these types of messages from my phone today.  So how the hell am i supposed to stop this???]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:48:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c344</link>
<description><![CDATA[I had the same thing happen to me.  I called Verizon and they would not do anything about it.  The Verizon Rep told me to text 44123 with the word STOP.  I explained that i did not want to do that because then I would be charged for sending and receiving a text.  I am already being charged 9.99 for the Cellflirt 1.20 for the text they sent me and .40 for the text I sent in response to their text asking them to stop.  What else can I do?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on Advair</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/137.html#c343</link>
<description><![CDATA[my doctor said i had copd how can i know for sure]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:48:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c342</link>
<description><![CDATA[I better not get anymore of this crap or I will seek legal help!!!!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:57:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c341</link>
<description><![CDATA[Do not send me anymore of these damn things on my phone!!!!! I did not subscribe to it and you can just take my number out of your list immediately or else I will be forced to seek legal help!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:56:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c340</link>
<description><![CDATA[I did not subcribe to this damn crap,and I want it stopped immediately!!!!! If it isn't stopped I will contact my attorney!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c339</link>
<description><![CDATA[I did the facebook iq test and got CHarged!!! hopefully since i texted stop. It will solve the problem but here you guys go.
<BR> To report an abuse, please email support@cellflirt.net or call 888-801-6720. Provide screen name and incidents you are reporting. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:16:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c338</link>
<description><![CDATA[I hate them]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:46:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anonymous comment on cellflirt text chat</title>
<link>http://tvadcenter.com/Ad/114.html#c337</link>
<description><![CDATA[I took a uiz on facebook and you asked for my cell phone number. I got a text message from you saying you renewed my contract. I never agreed or asked for this service. You are telling me you are charging me 9.99. I am very angry that you are such thieves. Get my number off your  list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:25:09 GMT</pubDate>
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